What a Reliable Source

[Jason Tate]

OMG! The gossip is flying in (http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/exclusives/asslee_simpsons_relationship_on_the _rocks_20060208.php) - Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were seen "flirting hardcore all night long" and this is no surprise because it's (apparently) "well known that the two have been having a text message relationship for well over a few weeks now."

Source: PerezHilton (http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/exclusives/asslee_simpsons_relationship_on_the _rocks_20060208.php)

[Get Fucked]

Thanks to Text Messages i've had sorts of sex more than once!

[romantic rights]

hahaha

nice picture there

[Jason Tate]

Thanks to Text Messages i've had sorts sex more than once!
:appl:

I laughed out loud on that one.

[preppyak]

Thanks to Text Messages i've had sorts sex more than once!
haha, great response.

Isn't that kind of like paying for sex for Pete eventually, I mean, those texting bills have to get high.

[Get Fucked]

But in all seriousness, text message bills get inSANE. My largest bill was in the ballpark of $300. Yeahhh, life's a bitch.

[itsjdiggity]

hehe...Asslee

[goddamngourd]

text messaging relationship = 'u r gr8' ... 'no u r gr8' ... '<3' ... '<4' ... etc.

[splitsecond]

But in all seriousness, text message bills get inSANE. My largest bill was in the ballpark of $300. Yeahhh, life's a bitch.

Yeah but those are Canadian dollars.

[The_New_Cancer]

I don't trust any site that has that many typos in a single short article. It made me laugh though.

[MusicOrMisery]

Ashlee Simpson, I'd hit that.

[Get Fucked]

Yeah but those are Canadian dollars.
True enough haha.

[weezer182]

this thread will be huge when i wake up tomorrow to check it again

[lesto17]

Well done Pete. Go for her sister when you're done with her.

[MusicOrMisery]

Well done Pete. Go for her sister when you're done with her.


Ugh, Jessica Simpson, I wouldn't hit that.

[preppyak]

Ugh, Jessica Simpson, I wouldn't hit that.
do it Nick Lache style, get the TV deal, get her rich, then leave her and get half.

She just got a lot of $$$ from Warner

[jawkneephighv]

this is fucking dumb. you guys are easily amused, seriously. get out and breathe the air.

[Kyner]

I love how they wrote "Fall Out Boy's Pete (the one with the dark hair)." They could have just wrote Fall Out Boy's Pete (the one who is constantly running his mouth and complaining about how blowing up is soooooo surreal)

[MusicOrMisery]

We're easily amused? We're finding this funny, didn't realise it was a crime to comment on gossip :O

[WarpSpeedChewy]

mmmmm......Jessica Simpson. I would sauce that ass up with A1 steak sauce, sprinkle it with spices, put it in the fridge over night, take out in the afternoon and put it in a pot, puts some vegtables in the pot so that the juices get in it. Take it out after about 20 min and then BAM prepare to bite into a delicious ass.

Ashlee simpson would make a good salad

[crit]

mmmmm......Jessica Simpson. I would sauce that ass up with A1 steak sauce, sprinkle it with spices, put it in the fridge over night, take out in the afternoon and put it in a pot, puts some vegtables in the pot so that the juices get in it. Take it out after about 20 min and then BAM prepare to bite into a delicious ass.

Ashlee simpson would make a good salad
........wow, you can get (weirdly) sexual too.

[thisgetupkid]

I text message a bunch of different people the same message.
text messages have a lot of practical uses, like to use for addresses and other things that could be forgotten and looked back up on the message, but I've never used it like that at all, mostly it's just like "hey, what's going on" or random messages to people while they are at work. Wow, that was a long sentence. Time for bed

also this is off topic...but that Clash song.."should I stay or should I go" the choice seems pretty obvious..
based on the lyrics he will have double the trouble if he stays. So he should go! But maybe the Clash like trouble.

[jawkneephighv]

mmmmm......Jessica Simpson. I would sauce that ass up with A1 steak sauce, sprinkle it with spices, put it in the fridge over night, take out in the afternoon and put it in a pot, puts some vegtables in the pot so that the juices get in it. Take it out after about 20 min and then BAM prepare to bite into a delicious ass.

Ashlee simpson would make a good saladyou need a lot of help.

[PlunketChris]

Ugh, Jessica Simpson, I wouldn't hit that.

Know how I know you're gay?...

[jawkneephighv]

Know how I know you're gay?...bahahahaha good one.

[Jonathan Lally]

Don't support Perez Hilton, the guy is such a tool.. anybody who writes their own IMDB profile to make people wonder if he's important.. is a tool..

[rufiocardtime]

nah...this thread is fony...

i know a girl who knows ryan cabrera's banker...

the word on the street is whenever the two are back in LA together...they get together and bone down like there's no tomorrow...

pete wentz is left in his bunk on the tour bus bangin some roadslut in milwakee and waking up the next day with a burning sensation...

LYKE OH EM GEE...!! Z Z zee lozords! lollipops lololol! get ur facts str8.

[jawkneephighv]

nah...this thread is fony...

i know a girl who knows ryan cabrera's banker...

the word on the street is whenever the two are back in LA together...they get together and bone down like there's no tomorrow...

pete wentz is left in his bunk on the tour bus bangin some roadslut in milwakee and waking up the next day with a burning sensation...

LYKE OH EM GEE...!! Z Z zee lozords! lollipops lololol! get ur facts str8.uhh okay. grrreat, tony.

[crit]

Don't support Perez Hilton, the guy is such a tool.. anybody who writes their own IMDB profile to make people wonder if he's important.. is a tool..

I'll take that a step forward. Don't support anything with "Hilton" in the name. Paris, Perez, etc.

[jawkneephighv]

I'll take that a step forward. Don't support anything with "Hilton" in the name. Paris, Perez, etc.hey man, they have nice hotels though.

[crit]

hey man, they have nice hotels though.

yeah, that's a good point.

[rufiocardtime]

uhh okay. grrreat, tony.

haha ok...?

[Jon Foucart]

fuckin pete, stealin my girllllllll

[LPMagic]

Hahaha

[i bet i bet]

youre kind of a d-bag for posting that, fucking perez and all... but yeah, 'text message relationship' is hilarious, so .... yeah, i dont really care.

[i bet i bet]

Don't support Perez Hilton, the guy is such a tool.. anybody who writes their own IMDB profile to make people wonder if he's important.. is a tool..


hahaha, i saw that. he's a champ.

[thebestkylever]

i bet she'll let pete piss in her mouth.

[btbam > you]

hahahaa wow

[The Game]

ashlee is a fine calibur of a woman

its a shame girls always go for guys who look like girls

[jeweltosparkle]

nah...this thread is fony...

i know a girl who knows ryan cabrera's banker...

the word on the street is whenever the two are back in LA together...they get together and bone down like there's no tomorrow...

pete wentz is left in his bunk on the tour bus bangin some roadslut in milwakee and waking up the next day with a burning sensation...

LYKE OH EM GEE...!! Z Z zee lozords! lollipops lololol! get ur facts str8.

Know how I know you're gay?

[NationalProduct]

HAHAHA...very fuckin interesting...i didnt steal your boyfriend

[Jonathan Lally]

hey man, they have nice hotels though.

and nice porn.. can't leave that out..

[Jonathan Lally]

hahaha, i saw that. he's a champ.

do you read ONTD!? haha.. yeah.. good ol' LJ groups..

[Jacktheskipper]

Haha, definitely the better choice than Bert ... before you **** Kelly O., better **** Ashley ....

[NLRGAH]

I would personally like to give ashlee simpson a "stawberry shortcake"......cum on her face then punch her in the nose so she's got the blood and cum on her face at the same time though....but thats just me....i'm classy

[Suchasucker]

Can't wait to see the song titles he comes up with relating to this incident.

[optimo]

who really gives a fuck next well be findingn out what her fave good charlotte record is

[justinevans]

lame.

[ramblinger]

I would personally like to give ashlee simpson a "stawberry shortcake"......cum on her face then punch her in the nose so she's got the blood and cum on her face at the same time though....but thats just me....i'm classy

yeah, so you're not funny... at all.

[justinevans]

yeah, so you're not funny... at all.

and it is called a jelly donut.

[fallingapart101]

This would be interesting if this was going on for awhile and Pete was the one in porno with her. But that is if that porno is real or not.

[gobblox is...]

i'd let her handle the pieces of me

[NonOperational]

ASSlee? ha they could have at least tried to make this look somewhat credible.....

[NonOperational]

I would personally like to give ashlee simpson a "stawberry shortcake"......cum on her face then punch her in the nose so she's got the blood and cum on her face at the same time though....but thats just me....i'm classy
someone must have just heard what that was.

and btw, for the old timers on here....it was originally called a "jelly doughnut"

[badstarsfall]

:thumbsup:

so are avril and deryck married yet?

[Frequency]

^I think so.

[Scuba Chris]

"text messaging relationship" had me rolling.
And who pays 300 dollars on a text messaging bill, just get verizon and get IN.

Lastly, as I was reading all the replies, the person who sits across from me in my office had their radio on and "Dance, Dance" was playing and someone else walked over and was like, "I love this song who is it?" And the girl's reply was "I think it's Good Charlotte or Simple Plan"

[writethewrxng]

IF this is true, Pete is a lucky man. Good work, these guys sure seem to know how to work this industry.

[DeathCabForCoon]

OMG scandalous!

[badstarsfall]

I would personally like to give ashlee simpson a "stawberry shortcake"......cum on her face then punch her in the nose so she's got the blood and cum on her face at the same time though....but thats just me....i'm classy

ok andy dick.

[Chemical Love]

I hope Pete bangs the shit out of her.

[catchmealone]

Surprisingly, this thread isn't full of FOB hatred yet.

But did anyone read the reply's on that page? Apparently it's cool to hate on FOB all over the place.
I think my favorite is when someone said Pete reminded them of Michael Jackson.

[Kid Dynamatt]

This is great news for the reason that (hopefully) they will start driving in cars together, thus making it easier for God to take the both of them out at the same time.

[NLRGAH]

ha ya i just heard it.....and from Andy Dick....this is what happenes when i read shit i could care less about at 6 am and have nothing to do

[GAD_guy]

hahaaha i hope its true, then maybe everyone around here would finally realize how much of a toolshed the guy is.

[siimpx]

i'm not surprised at all.

& oh god the comments on his site are hillarious.

[Drew Beringer]

Perez Hilton is a tool

[Roboman]

"text messaging relationship" had me rolling.
And who pays 300 dollars on a text messaging bill, just get verizon and get IN.

Lastly, as I was reading all the replies, the person who sits across from me in my office had their radio on and "Dance, Dance" was playing and someone else walked over and was like, "I love this song who is it?" And the girl's reply was "I think it's Good Charlotte or Simple Plan"

Ahahahah, fucking ownage.

[Drew Beringer]

Pete is doing this for the scars and stories, not the fame.

[Nate_RAWKS]

One step closer to Jessica.....


Pete is doing this for the scars and stories, not the fame.

hahaha...quality....

[Go Analog Baby]

Yeah she is gonna end up a FOB song.

[[Brendan]]

Yeah she is gonna end up a FOB song.
I wonder if they'll lip synch it for effect when playing it live.

[rufiocardtime]

ohhhh pete wentz....

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius:
Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. Sure, your Pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where it's okay for a man to go tanning. You ask, "Why can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essence?" So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one...in your man purse.

[FUNLIKEAGUN]

oh god ap.net is turning into Access Hollywood

[SmokieB.High]

i sense a duet

[fallingapart101]

I just read on IMDB.com Lindsey Lohan is "dating" or "seeing" Ryan Adams.

[Let's get away.]

shiittt her boyfriend now has to be one of the ugliest dudes ive ever seen

[itmakesyoufeel]

Pete is doing this for the scars and stories, not the fame.


aaaaaahahahahahaha. you seriously made me laugh out loud.
that was amazing.

[BtoTheRad]

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SgD1AqsV3BANlMkwe*4SxlT86J7BL11Tiw 58CWTiimNjr5jYMqAL0M7xoeAffWKbcUOjk A9ZsTJ0pXqm7UDXffcPA!8UDP9RfaF29MRj 9Qd8GlJP5wgzSg/101_2968.JPG

My Favorite Pic of the Braxton

blah blah Good for pete

pink is the new blog > perez hilton

[muddysocks7]

no wonder "asslee" simpson took october fall out on tour... haha this is funny stuff, and even funnier for all those who get worked up about this jazz

[Drew Beringer]

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SgD1AqsV3BANlMkwe*4SxlT86J7BL11Tiw 58CWTiimNjr5jYMqAL0M7xoeAffWKbcUOjk A9ZsTJ0pXqm7UDXffcPA!8UDP9RfaF29MRj 9Qd8GlJP5wgzSg/101_2968.JPG

My Favorite Pic of the Braxton

blah blah Good for pete

pink is the new blog > perez hilton

Haha PITNB fuckin rules, I go there everyday.

[cora_ann]

ohhhh pete wentz....

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius:
Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. Sure, your Pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where it's okay for a man to go tanning. You ask, "Why can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essence?" So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one...in your man purse.

Collar putter upper. That made me laugh for no apparent reason.

Who is Perez Hilton?

[-Aaron-]

I'd hit it.

[MrBaileySays]

hey man, they have nice hotels though.

wow. since you have posted, ''get out and breathe the air'' or whatever it said, I've seen your name about 5 times on here.

[Tipidi]

People really hate Pete and fall out boy on that stupid ass perezhilton site. What ***s, to be talking about celebrities like that. They were saying that FOB was the fattest vegetarian band ever, eat some carrots instead of hostess cakes....hahah thats funny, but retarded at the same time. People piss me off. One person was like FOB cant play their instruments. Have they even heard Grand theft autumn? Or their acoustic ep? My heart will always be the bside to my tounge? I dont think so. Fucking dicks..... I mean new FOB stuff isnt as good, but still I love those guys. They remind me of high school, like 3 years ago. They hold the same place as NFG to me. God damn people who feel its necessary to put other down just because they aren't famous or good at anything. At least FOB did something with their lives. Fuck~!



haha... i thought it was funny that i was bitching about people bitching.... i was trying to be ironic.

[thebestkylever]

they would make the funniest sex tape ever.

[rusinrockt]

Shoot me in the effin face

OMG! The gossip is flying in (http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/exclusives/asslee_simpsons_relationship_on_the _rocks_20060208.php) - Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were seen "flirting hardcore all night long" and this is no surprise because it's (apparently) "well known that the two have been having a text message relationship for well over a few weeks now."

Source: PerezHilton (http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/exclusives/asslee_simpsons_relationship_on_the _rocks_20060208.php)

[starcrossdlovex]

Pete can have "a text messaging relationship" with her all he wants. I don't see why he'd want to, but whatever.

But if they ever let her "sing" on one of their songs, I'm out..

[Yankees' #1 Fan]

this was posted by some handsome boy in the mtv article thread yesterday.

[Kyner]

and it is called a jelly donut.

nah, strawberry milkshake

[StimulisRocker]

i saw pete (the one withthe dark hair and eyliner) give me head

[kshtoinks12]

i figured he'd go for someone more along the lines of ricky martin

[Cato11087]

Her bandmante/exboyfriend looks like a goon.

[elvis2x]

Asslee. LOL.

[Kyner]

Have they even heard Grand theft autumn? Or their acoustic ep?

I seriously hope you were joking. Have you heard the acoustic version of Grand Theft Autumn? It was released on a tour CD (I can't remember if it was the LTJ tour or not) and it was absolutely horrible. Download the Dead on Arrival acoustic too. That's how Patrick's voice sounds live. Es horrible.

[FreddyKrueger]

Most annoying couple ever

i thought Pete was gay?

[monicaaaa!]

hahaha....wow

[TommyGunn]

based on my info, she is not Pete's type. if you know what i mean. (i.e. she is a chick)

[pretty_in_punk3]

that's insane...c'mon pete...it is SO not scene to date a popstar....joel madden did it and look what happened to their band. it's all downhill from here boys...

haha i laugh at myself....mentioning "scene" and good charlotte in the same reply...and of all things ugly ho's that call themselves singers, fall out boy, AND an NFG single....HA...

[MrBaileySays]

that's insane...c'mon pete...it is SO not scene to date a popstar....joel madden did it and look what happened to their band. it's all downhill from here boys...

haha i laugh at myself....mentioning "scene" and good charlotte in the same reply...and of all things ugly ho's that call themselves singers, fall out boy, AND an NFG single....HA...

You are, indeed, a clever girl.

Jelly Doughnut?;)

[NationalProduct]

ohhhh pete wentz....

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius:
Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. Sure, your Pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where it's okay for a man to go tanning. You ask, "Why can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essence?" So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one...in your man purse.


i fuckin love those commercials

[NationalProduct]

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SgD1AqsV3BANlMkwe*4SxlT86J7BL11Tiw 58CWTiimNjr5jYMqAL0M7xoeAffWKbcUOjk A9ZsTJ0pXqm7UDXffcPA!8UDP9RfaF29MRj 9Qd8GlJP5wgzSg/101_2968.JPG

My Favorite Pic of the Braxton

blah blah Good for pete

pink is the new blog > perez hilton


haha you fucker, thats a horrible picture of me dickhead

[WarpSpeedChewy]

you need a lot of help.

You need a sense of humor.


Actually ashlee did use to be cute with her brown hair. I wonder abpit the pete thing cause isn't ashlee dating her guitarist or something.

[punkypopgirl]

pete won't be friendly with ashlee anymore when he realizes shes a crackwhore in disguise.

hahaha