View Full Version : If you're a nice guy who's been friend-zoned...
giovanni_c
06/23/09, 01:51 PM
Then you could probably relate to this 3-parter internet series. Over the course of it, the guy learns a simple way how to not be friend-zoned. Plus I just really like this production company.
It's a pretty hard sell to present something that's 26 minutes total, but the 1st part of 3 is always here:
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4N6 science
06/23/09, 01:54 PM
In the words of Homer Simpson, "BORING!"
MarsEatWorld
06/23/09, 01:55 PM
In the words of Homer Simpson, "BORING!"
Hahahahahaha.
BryterJonah
06/23/09, 02:00 PM
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TachyonEvan
06/26/09, 12:23 AM
I'm not gonna watch this, but fuck being friend-zoned.
UntilItKillsYou
06/26/09, 12:36 AM
I'm not gonna watch this, but fuck being friend-zoned.
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TachyonEvan
06/26/09, 12:45 AM
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It's happened to me dozens of times. Literally. Apparently, I'm the nicest fucking guy in the world. But nobody wants to date me.
killerswells
06/26/09, 02:58 AM
It's happened to me dozens of times. Literally. Apparently, I'm the nicest fucking guy in the world. But nobody wants to date me.
nice guys finish last my friend. i learned to be an asshole. now i swim in pussy, literally. kind of like this...
http://queserasara.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/scrooge-mcduck.jpg
nice guys finish last my friend. i learned to be an asshole. now i swim in pussy, literally. kind of like this...
http://queserasara.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/scrooge-mcduck.jpg
hahahaahahaha haha.
oh man you're killing me. please stop! we totally gotta be friends.
killerswells
06/26/09, 03:27 AM
hahahaahahaha haha.
oh man you're killing me. please stop! we totally gotta be friends.
i do it for the kids man, for the kids.
i do it for the kids man, for the kids.
you completely made my day, dude. thanks a lot. keep the awesome show coming
You're a pussy if you get friend zoned.
SonEric84
06/26/09, 05:15 AM
It's happened to me dozens of times. Literally. Apparently, I'm the nicest fucking guy in the world. But nobody wants to date me.
Same..
Next time that happens, just whip your dick out on the spot. She'll know what that means.
killerswells
06/26/09, 06:33 AM
Next time that happens, just whip your dick out on the spot. She'll know what that means.
agreed. nothing says 'im not friend zone material', like whipping it out.
Charles777
06/26/09, 06:50 AM
Maybe I could get a girl if I treat them like shit like the guys they date.
killerswells
06/26/09, 06:56 AM
Maybe I could get a girl if I treat them like shit like the guys they date.
do it. you would be suprised my friend.
Charles777
06/26/09, 08:23 AM
do it. you would be suprised my friend.
I tried it a few months ago and it did work, which made me realize what a sad place the world is, haha
zac_montucky
06/27/09, 07:06 PM
Maybe I could get a girl if I treat them like shit like the guys they date.
I have this thought all the time, but I can never go through with it.
Damn my sweetness!
Charles777
06/27/09, 07:49 PM
I have this thought all the time, but I can never go through with it.
Damn my sweetness!
When I tried it, I tried it on a girl that I hated. She wanted my penis after a few days.
zac_montucky
06/27/09, 07:53 PM
When I tried it, I tried it on a girl that I hated. She wanted my penis after a few days.
oooo, that's a plan I hadn't even considered.
+100 internet points good sir
zion the lion
06/27/09, 08:02 PM
Just about every time I get the choice, I choose the mean guy over the nice one. Its ridiculous but I do.
zac_montucky
06/27/09, 08:04 PM
Just about every time I get the choice, I choose the mean guy over the nice one. Its ridiculous but I do.
That's just proof you're female.
zion the lion
06/27/09, 08:08 PM
That's just proof you're female.
Haha, I guess so. I have girl friends who go for the ncie guy though.
BryterJonah
06/27/09, 08:10 PM
Is this whole friend-zoned business really even that bad? If she doesn't dig you after seeing all your good aspects then your either overconfident in regards to your worth, or your dick is just trying to convince your brain that this chick isn't wasting your time.
Move on.
deathinkosovo
06/27/09, 08:12 PM
Just about every time I get the choice, I choose the mean guy over the nice one. Its ridiculous but I do.
This is why I have little sympathy for victims of rape or spousal abuse. Don't want to be decked in the face? Don't choose the asshole guy who can offer you nothing but his dick.
zac_montucky
06/27/09, 08:15 PM
This is why I have little sympathy for victims of rape or spousal abuse. Don't want to be decked in the face? Don't choose the asshole guy who can offer you nothing but his dick.
In fairness, they can also offer trailers and undercooked ramen noodles.
zion the lion
06/27/09, 08:15 PM
This is why I have little sympathy for victims of rape or spousal abuse. Don't want to be decked in the face? Don't choose the asshole guy who can offer you nothing but his dick.
I dont know many people who choose to be raped, and I was abused as a child, the jerk isnt the one who's beating the girls, the jerk is the one who will ignore you sometimes and act like a dick unless he's behind closed doors. But the guy who beats their girlfriend is the charming type who does everything he can to make her feel good at first, not the jerk.
anthonydarko
06/27/09, 08:16 PM
If you get friend-zoned, act like you're still buddy buddy with her and then when she gets dumped, beat, knocked up etc., laugh at her and tell her that she fucked up. Then you walk away into the sunset and leave her sorry ass.
deathinkosovo
06/27/09, 08:20 PM
I dont know many people who choose to be raped, and I was abused as a child, the jerk isnt the one who's beating the girls, the jerk is the one who will ignore you sometimes and act like a dick unless he's behind closed doors. But the guy who beats their girlfriend is the charming type who does everything he can to make her feel good at first, not the jerk.
The jerk guy just treats you like a slice of heaven and showers you with gifts and praise, doesn't he?
zion the lion
06/27/09, 08:22 PM
The jerk guy just treats you like a slice of heaven and showers you with gifts and praise, doesn't he?
Haha of course he does.
xsinkshipsx
06/28/09, 01:05 PM
fuck friend zoning.....girls just want guys who will put them in their place.....whether they want to admit it or not....I blame the feminists for making guys because they are all independent and shit when all they want is to leach to an asshole
I'm not really an asshole..I've been friend zoned....I'm just bitter
BryterJonah
06/28/09, 01:12 PM
fuck friend zoning.....girls just want guys who will put them in their place.....whether they want to admit it or not....I blame the feminists for making guys because they are all independent and shit when all they want is to leach to an asshole
I'm not really an asshole..I've been friend zoned....I'm just bitter
Sounds like you deserved it. I'm thrilled for it to have happened.
jagermeister
06/28/09, 01:40 PM
What a boring miniseries! Poor writing, acting and everything!
RecklessXRandy
06/28/09, 01:43 PM
It's happened to me dozens of times. Literally. Apparently, I'm the nicest fucking guy in the world. But nobody wants to date me.
Same...:-(
iheartmusic043
06/28/09, 01:44 PM
I didn't wanna watch the video but I have to say to all they guys that have been "friend-zoned", it goes both ways. I've been "friend-zoned" way too many times so don't feel like it only happens to guys.
SincerelyMe
06/28/09, 02:02 PM
I dont know many people who choose to be raped, and I was abused as a child, the jerk isnt the one who's beating the girls, the jerk is the one who will ignore you sometimes and act like a dick unless he's behind closed doors. But the guy who beats their girlfriend is the charming type who does everything he can to make her feel good at first, not the jerk.
This X 1,000,000,000,000
princesschad
06/28/09, 02:04 PM
Can't say I enjoyed that.
voncorn
06/28/09, 02:45 PM
That was incredibly lame and left me unaffected. Too many Asian people as well, needed more white bitches.
I used to get friend-zoned, but now I'm pretty much a total dick to everyone. Doesn't work like a miracle or anything, but life's a lot more satisfying when you don't have to pretend to care about bitchez problemz.
RecklessXRandy
06/29/09, 08:57 AM
That was incredibly lame and left me unaffected. Too many Asian people as well, needed more white bitches.
What's wrong with Asian people?
What's wrong with Asian people?
They're bad drivers.
Loch_Doun
06/29/09, 09:22 AM
Being a jerk works wonders AT FIRST but be careful after a while and ease off a bit because the act will get old and she'll leave you... probably for a different jerk.
voncorn
06/29/09, 10:39 AM
What's wrong with Asian people?
I'm not attracted towards Asian women at all, despite the fact that I'm half-Korean.
I thought being friend-zoned alone was bad...until a week ago I got friend-zoned by A GIRL WITH A FUCKING CRUSH ON ME. How the FUCK does that happen?
CS Lewis
06/30/09, 08:08 AM
agreed. nothing says 'im not friend zone material', like whipping it out.
I lol'd.
ZoSo1886
06/30/09, 06:07 PM
It's happened to me dozens of times. Literally. Apparently, I'm the nicest fucking guy in the world. But nobody wants to date me.
that was me....in high school....just wait til college. things like that have a way of working them selves out
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