Bomb Iraq Song

[Matthew]

Sing to "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands"
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.


If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.


It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's all the proof we need,
If they're not there, they must be there,
Bomb Iraq.


If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad,
Bomb Iraq.


If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.


Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

[somestupidgirl]

:applause: brilliant song

[cheez mastah]

hahahahahahahaha thats hilarious. Whered you get that?

[AtTheDriveIn.]

hahah thats awesome.

i think we need some more Dashboard Urinal up in this joint.

wheres emomoose at these days?

[blaarg]

classic... too stupid to be president?

[unoriginal]

haha thats damn catchy though

[yeat182]

Originally posted by ScreamoEMOBoy


If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.







we have 44 allies with us...

[iglooXcore]

i think that was posted a while back....

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by yeat182
we have 44 allies with us...

shut up dumbass.

[evil zach]

Originally posted by yeat182
we have 44 allies with us...
And there are many many more who oppose the war.

[blaarg]

Originally posted by evil zach
And there are many many more who oppose the war.
by "44" he means 44 people.

[NOFXdesendents5]

Originally posted by evil zach
And there are many many more who oppose the war.

and we are already in the war so who fucking cares?

[yeat182]

Originally posted by evil zach
And there are many many more who oppose the war.

true, but i was simply pointing out an error in the song.

[bossydacow]

love it.

[punkchick22]

ha thats going in my AIM profile.

[Hoodster]

great song! i should print it and show it to my friends.

[Reyna]

HAHAHA! So sad, so true.

[yeat182]

this song is dumb

[nephthys]

good song.:)

[chopstyks]

awesome song.
i've seen other versions of this song too.

[blackonyx]

My friends and i tried singing ti in the computer room, but our singing (rather than the words) eemed to offen people, so we got told to shut up.

damn good song.

[Throwback]

Fuck you, you fucking liberal asshole. There's no point to opposing war. It's begun, and our men are over there risking their lives so you tree-hugging pussies still have a country. They're over there dying for you and you refuse to support them. I don't care if you hate Bush, but the people over there need all the support they can get so instead of looking like a divided country, support our boys! People like you make me sick. Get that penis out of your ass and go back to California you asshole.

[powerpunk_13]

Originally posted by Throwback
Fuck you, you fucking liberal asshole. There's no point to opposing war. It's begun, and our men are over there risking their lives so you tree-hugging pussies still have a country. They're over there dying for you and you refuse to support them. I don't care if you hate Bush, but the people over there need all the support they can get so instead of looking like a divided country, support our boys! People like you make me sick. Get that penis out of your ass and go back to California you asshole.

who the hell said we weren't supporting the soldiers? i respect them for doing their job. they aren't the reason we are at war, they're just doing their job. however, bush is a stupid dick for going to war WITHOUT a reason

[goldfinger55]

Originally posted by yeat182
this song is dumb
it was quite amusing to me

[yeat182]

Iraq is whack
iraqi is whack
they all smoke crack
their oil's black
they got no tact
we're going back
cut them no slack
rock the union jack
saddam's a hack
he's got the clap
he gives us crap
he takes a nap
he needs a slap
check your map
iraq is whack...

[kidinthecorner]

Originally posted by yeat182
Iraq is whack
iraqi is whack
they all smoke crack
their oil's black
they got no tact
we're going back
cut them no slack
rock the union jack
saddam's a hack
he's got the clap
he gives us crap
he takes a nap
he needs a slap
check your map
iraq is whack...

I liked that one better.

[WithStamin]

Originally posted by blaarg
by "44" he means 44 people. No, 44 nations. As for the ones against us, most of them are third world nations who really don't have any weight in the decision. Germany, Russia, and China remain the only first-world nations not willing to help.

[BrandNewRock05]

So to hell with the inspections,
12 years isnt enough for you?
It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
Um, condidering Saddam killed thousands upon thousands of innocent people I dont consider this pre-emptive
They've got weapons we can't see,
Did you watch the Colin Powell speech a while back with satelite pictures

[evil zach]

Originally posted by WithStamin
No, 44 nations. As for the ones against us, most of them are third world nations who really don't have any weight in the decision. Germany, Russia, and China remain the only first-world nations not willing to help.
Canada won't support it either without UN aproval

[evil zach]

Originally posted by Throwback
Fuck you, you fucking liberal asshole. There's no point to opposing war. It's begun, and our men are over there risking their lives so you tree-hugging pussies still have a country. They're over there dying for you and you refuse to support them. I don't care if you hate Bush, but the people over there need all the support they can get so instead of looking like a divided country, support our boys! People like you make me sick. Get that penis out of your ass and go back to California you asshole.
Are you in the militarty? If not then you are in no position to call anybody a "tree-hugging pussy."

[hot damn!]

I support the troops to come home safely but I dont necessarily support the war.

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by PweredByBoredom
I support the troops to come home safely but I dont necessarily support the war.


same here, they didnt ask for war...but they have to fight

[evil zach]

The soldiers are just doing a job. I'm not gonna hold that against them.

[The Nephilm]

Originally posted by WithStamin
No, 44 nations. As for the ones against us, most of them are third world nations who really don't have any weight in the decision. Germany, Russia, and China remain the only first-world nations not willing to help.

44 leaders support the war... their actual population doesn't want any part in it. So yes, 44 "people" support the war.

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
44 leaders support the war... their actual population doesn't want any part in it. So yes, 44 "people" support the war.
But they represent a nation, and its more than one person who supports it, if only the leader of a country supported war and no body else did, thats political suicide. So 44 nations. And the US is around 60-70% in favor of the war, majority rule, dont you love democracy?

[Stompemplay]

Originally posted by PweredByBoredom
I support the troops to come home safely but I dont necessarily support the war.

What the hell is with that? why does everyone always "support the troops"? I don't think we have a good reason to kill thousands of people with bombs and guns, I think there rarely ever is a good reason. I don't support the killing, why would I support the killers?

By the nazis were just doing their jobs and following orders too.

I don't think that the couple hundred American soldiers lives are worth thousands of Iraqis.

[emomakesmecry]

excellent... well written

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by Stompemplay
What the hell is with that? why does everyone always "support the troops"? I don't think we have a good reason to kill thousands of people with bombs and guns, I think there rarely ever is a good reason. I don't support the killing, why would I support the killers?

By the nazis were just doing their jobs and following orders too.

I don't think that the couple hundred American soldiers lives are worth thousands of Iraqis.
do you watch the tv? where do you throw out numbers like thousands of people. most of them have surrendered, casualties are VERY low, most accidental

[Stompemplay]

thanks.....I'll probably get shit from it though

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by Stompemplay
thanks.....I'll probably get shit from it though
again i ask where do you get the number of thousands of people?

[Stompemplay]

Well I don't know how many people we will kill with our bombs, but I'm guessing it will be around that.

Anyway, I know a lot more innocent Iraqis will die then U.S. soldiers.

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by Stompemplay
Well I don't know how many people we will kill with our bombs, but I'm guessing it will be around that.

Anyway, I know a lot more innocent Iraqis will die then U.S. soldiers.
It will be no where near the thousands. They are all surrenduring. No civilian death reported i think either

[Justin_stacy]

Originally posted by Stompemplay
I don't support the killing, why would I support the killers?



But actually you are, by going a against this war you are supporting a dictator who has killed millions of his own people through torture and genocide. He has also killed hundreds of thousands of kurds just because of there culture/religion much like the nazis, who you so disgustingly compared to OUR soliders.

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by Justin_stacy
But actually you are, by going a against this war you are supporting a dictator who has killed millions of his own people through torture and genocide. He has also killed hundreds of thousands of kurds just because of there culture/religion much like the nazis, who you so disgustingly compared to OUR soliders.
well put

[Stompemplay]

Originally posted by Justin_stacy
But actually you are, by going a against this war you are supporting a dictator who has killed millions of his own people through torture and genocide. He has also killed hundreds of thousands of kurds just because of there culture/religion much like the nazis, who you so disgustingly compared to OUR soliders.

First of all, millions?

Second, I'm not supporting Sadam, I think that that we care about the Iraqi people isn't the reason we are going to war. He said he is going in because they have weapons of mass destruction we can't find. We are going in against U.N. orders, and we say we are because they won't follow U. N. orders.

[Justin_stacy]

Originally posted by Stompemplay
First of all, millions?

Second, I'm not supporting Sadam, I think that that we care about the Iraqi people isn't the reason we are going to war. He said he is going in because they have weapons of mass destruction we can't find. We are going in against U.N. orders, and we say we are because they won't follow U. N. orders.

First off were going in against FRANCE's orders, no matter how many vote we would have gotten in the un france would have vetoed it.

Also its more then a million, one million is the number missing of the face of the earth, then there are the thousands of kurds he gassed to death, and opposing party members he killed in the late 70's, the shittes (i think i spelled that right) that he oppressed in the south, so yes i was wrong it is well over a million.

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by Stompemplay
First of all, millions?

Second, I'm not supporting Sadam, I think that that we care about the Iraqi people isn't the reason we are going to war. He said he is going in because they have weapons of mass destruction we can't find. We are going in against U.N. orders, and we say we are because they won't follow U. N. orders.
France is holding us back, they are a big part of the UN, plus they used the weapons that were disallowed by the UN on us with in he last few days (scuds)

[yeat182]

Originally posted by Stompemplay
First of all, millions?

Second, I'm not supporting Sadam, I think that that we care about the Iraqi people isn't the reason we are going to war. He said he is going in because they have weapons of mass destruction we can't find. We are going in against U.N. orders, and we say we are because they won't follow U. N. orders.

yes, millions.

because we can't find the WMD is why we have to go to war, because he was required to destroy them and provide evidence of their destruction, and never has.

we are no going againt UN orders, there are 17 resolutions that call for consequences if Iraq fails to meet their requirments. there was never a resolution that said we shouldn't disarm Iraq by force...

[kidinthecorner]

Originally posted by Stompemplay
By the nazis were just doing their jobs and following orders too.

I just want to correct this little tidbit. For the most part, the NAZIs were the ones GIVING the orders, not FOLLOWING them. In NAZI germany, it was a Polical party, just like Republican or Democrat is in the US. Not everyone is a Republican, but we have a Republican president. They had a NAZI leader, but they weren't all NAZIs. The soldiers that were following orders were just that, soldiers following orders. Saying every WWII-era German was a NAZI is just as ignorant as calling every Middle-easterner a terrorist. Its just not true.

[yoshimon25]

in the ealry nineties there was a US encouraged uprising against saddam in sothern Iraq. just when it looked like it would actually be sucessful, and Saddam would be toast, George sr. gave Saddam the firepower to stop it, and kill the rebels. the kurds he gassed? the US were the ones who supplied the stuff for that. and do you actually think the government would report civilian casualties? this is the most unpopular war in US history, you don't want to give people more reasons why it should stop. also, when you put sanctions on a third world country, it creates a black market. when there's a dictator in that country, they control the black market. because of the sanctions, the iraqi people are to dependent on Saddam now to overthrow him. sanctions don't work.

[yeat182]

Originally posted by yoshimon25
in the ealry nineties there was a US encouraged uprising against saddam in sothern Iraq. just when it looked like it would actually be sucessful, and Saddam would be toast, George sr. gave Saddam the firepower to stop it, and kill the rebels. the kurds he gassed? the US were the ones who supplied the stuff for that. and do you actually think the government would report civilian casualties? this is the most unpopular war in US history, you don't want to give people more reasons why it should stop. also, when you put sanctions on a third world country, it creates a black market. when there's a dictator in that country, they control the black market. because of the sanctions, the iraqi people are to dependent on Saddam now to overthrow him. sanctions don't work.

bush didn't give him the weapons to crush the rebellion, get your facts straight. the weapons he used were given to him during the early 80's, by the US and FRANCE. also, this is not the most unpopular war in US history. without the sanctions, saddam would have made hundreds of billions of dollars more, which he would have immediatly dumped into his military, which is why we placed the sanctions on him in the first place.

[NOFXdesendents5]

Originally posted by yoshimon25
in the ealry nineties there was a US encouraged uprising against saddam in sothern Iraq...George sr. gave Saddam the firepower to stop it, and kill the rebels. the kurds he gassed?


wow




looks like we have a genious on our hands. yes yoshimon25, the United States encouraged an attack, and then we gave Saddam the power to stop the US encouraged attack. :rolleyes:





fucking think dumbass......

[boxcar racer]

...and your muscles are showing... and they show more with every post of yours i read in this thread..




never underestimate the power of ignorant people (the ones who skip school and dont have jobs, anti-war protesters) in large groups...




if ignorance is blix.... then why are they so angry???

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by boxcar racer
...and your muscles are showing... and they show more with every post of yours i read in this thread..




never underestimate the power of ignorant people (the ones who skip school and dont have jobs, anti-war protesters) in large groups...




if ignorance is bliss.... then why are they so angry???
Well put, but ignorance is blix

[The Nephilm]

Originally posted by NOFXdesendents5
wow




looks like we have a genious on our hands. yes yoshimon25, the United States encouraged an attack, and then we gave Saddam the power to stop the US encouraged attack. :rolleyes:





fucking think dumbass......

The CIA did try to start an uprising, although we didn't give Saddam any new weapons to stop it... maybe he was referring to the arms sales we made to Iraq during the Reagan administration.

[torch]

Yea, thats a funny song. IT WAS EVEN FUNNIER 3 MONTHS AGO WHEN IT WAS POSTED TWICE!

[Evo]

Sing to "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands"
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.


haha thats catchy

[boxcar racer]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
Well put, but ignorance is blix



really, lol... thats weird...

[charly horse]

god will save us!!!!!!
thankz blaarg...u r my hero!