certain death

[mat1419]

which is more horrifying?

[boldt_action]

snakes got nothing on jack with no time.

[mat1419]

snakes got nothing on jack with no time.
maybe...but these aren't just snakes dude...they're on a plane

i can't pick yet. i'm biased because it's monday.

[mouood]

I can't choose. But this made me wonder, what would "Snakes On A Plane" be like if Jack Bauer was on the plane? That might be the greatest thing ever.

[fedhed7]

dude, if jack bauer is running out of time, you're fucked.

[mat1419]

I can't choose. But this made me wonder, what would "Snakes On A Plane" be like if Jack Bauer was on the plane? That might be the greatest thing ever.
jesus christ that would be epic...that's probably why they didn't do it, it was impossible to conceive without a seizure

[mat1419]

dude, if jack bauer is running out of time, you're fucked.
true...completely true....but if you're on a plane and there are hundred of deadly snakes everywhere, you may say the same thing

[mouood]

jesus christ that would be epic...that's probably why they didn't do it, it was impossible to conceive without a seizure

You're probably right, it's too good of an idea. If it somehow made it to theaters, people everywhere would probably spontaneously combust at the sight of Jack Bauer on a plane with snakes.

[mat1419]

You're probably right, it's too good of an idea. If it somehow made it to theaters, people everywhere would probably spontaneously combust at the sight of Jack Bauer on a plane with snakes.
they could only show it once a day, the rest of the time they'd be too busy cleaning semen off the walls and floor.

[mouood]

they could only show it once a day, the rest of the time they'd be too busy cleaning semen off the walls and floor.

Haha. I'd be there for every showing.

[fedhed7]

true...completely true....but if you're on a plane and there are hundred of deadly snakes everywhere, you may say the same thing

not if samuel l. jackson is on that plane.

[Anton Djamoos]

These aren't just regular old garter snakes...they're venemous and are on a plane with you. There's no escaping. Let's face it...you're screwed.

[A picasso blue]

Snakes on a plane is more heroic. I would much rather have my obituary read: "Ryan died fighting over 5,000 venomous snakes on a plane alongside Samuel L Jackson"

[kirbs84]

probably really old, but still....very informative.

http://www.jackvschuck.com/

[mat1419]

Snakes on a plane is more heroic. I would much rather have my obituary read: "Ryan died fighting over 5,000 venomous snakes on a plane alongside Samuel L Jackson"
i like the thought process...but who would live to tell your tale?

[fedhed7]

I like the title of this thread. It reminds me of the Saves the Day song "Certain Tragedy"

[MLLMillenium]

You forgot oregon trail

jack bauer was in my wagon. He didin't make it,