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BrandNewRock05
03/21/03, 07:02 AM
Problems
Jails- too crowded
War- risk US lives

Solution- Take every convict who was accused of rape, murder, assault, and any other heinous crime and arm them each with an AK-47 and drop them in Baghdad. If you can fight your way out, you are free to live in any country other than the US, preferably France. If you die, justice is served. This is a great plan. That Malvo guy, the "Belt-way Sniper" could do a number on Saddam. I'm a genius.
(To all of you liberals, do not take this seriously, this is only a joke, so hold your horses)
Rival Antics
03/21/03, 07:39 AM
Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
Problems
Jails- too crowded
War- risk US lives

Solution- Take every convict who was accused of rape, murder, assault, and any other heinous crime and arm them each with an AK-47 and drop them in Baghdad. If you can fight your way out, you are free to live in any country other than the US, preferably France. If you die, justice is served. This is a great plan. That Malvo guy, the "Belt-way Sniper" could do a number on Saddam. I'm a genius.
(To all of you liberals, do not take this seriously, this is only a joke, so hold your horses)

Well no, because you would have rapists, murderers and a load of other twits roaming the world once again. They aren't very likely to just go to a normal way of life.

But yeah im all for it, drop em in!
BrandNewRock05
03/21/03, 07:51 AM
Originally posted by Rival Antics
Well no, because you would have rapists, murderers and a load of other twits roaming the world once again. They aren't very likely to just go to a normal way of life.

But yeah im all for it, drop em in!
Thats why I said preferably France
Daveman16
03/21/03, 08:03 AM
yeah, drop em in, just "Forget" to give them parachutes :D
WithStamin
03/21/03, 09:31 AM
Originally posted by Daveman16
yeah, drop em in, just "Forget" to give them parachutes :D Oops! Wouldn't that be unfortunate!
BrandNewRock05
03/21/03, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by WithStamin
Oops! Wouldn't that be unfortunate!
Yeah it would
kidinthecorner
03/21/03, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
Yeah it would

Or we could surgically implant a camera in their eyes and send them running in the city. They'll give us intel, and if they die, o well, and we can keep track of them, too.
NOFXdesendents5
03/21/03, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by kidinthecorner
Or we could surgically implant a camera in their eyes and send them running in the city. They'll give us intel, and if they die, o well, and we can keep track of them, too.

lol

but seriously, i have been saying this for years. just ask the prisoners who are convicted of minor charges: petty larsony, drug possesions etc., to fight and give them reduced sentences in exchange for combat risks. we did this in Vietnam, why not now too?

kidinthecorner you made my fav list...
evil zach
03/21/03, 05:24 PM
There are so manythings wrong with that idea.
Justin_stacy
03/21/03, 06:01 PM
We need to find a Snake Pliskin in one of our jails he'd kick the shit out of saddum.
BrandNewRock05
03/21/03, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by evil zach
There are so manythings wrong with that idea.
besides violating the "cruel and unusal" part of the constitution for being unusual, whats wrong
Justin_stacy
03/21/03, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
besides violating the "cruel and unusal" part of the constitution for being unusual, whats wrong

You cant always trust a criminal. And i would n't want to be the one giving a load weapon to a known murder, would you.
evil zach
03/21/03, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by Justin_stacy
You cant always trust a criminal. And i would n't want to be the one giving a load weapon to a known murder, would you.
Or a drug dealer for that matter.
BrandNewRock05
03/21/03, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by evil zach
Or a drug dealer for that matter.
Did you notice that clause i wrote in about it being a joke, in theory its perfect though
Rival Antics
03/22/03, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by Justin_stacy
We need to find a Snake Pliskin in one of our jails he'd kick the shit out of saddum.

Snake Pliskin rules.