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Rohan Kohli
02/15/06, 02:50 PM
Below are the tracklisting and artwork for Shat (http://www.jeffwoodofshat.com)'s new album, Cuntree, which will be released in the near future through Buddyhead Records (http://www.buddyhead.com/recordings). The album features 69 tracks in 69 minutes:
1. Rock and Roll Beginning
2. Vagetarian
3. Rob from the Rich and Give to the Whores
4. Double, Double Chin
5. Show Your Tits
6. Shit On Her Tits
7. Thank God For Pussy
8. Any Cunt You Can Fuck I Can Fuck Better
9. I Fucked Your Wife
10. Computer Girl
11. Joanne, Joanne
12. Stroke of Genius
13. Dollar Store
14. H2 HO
15. Mama's Little Baby Loves Suckin' Dicks
16. I Gotta Rubber
17. Good Morning Cunt
18. Chock Full of Cunts
19. I Am P.C. (Pro-Cunt)
20. What the Fuck Do You Think Christina Aguilera Is Doing Right Now?
21. Eating a Girl Out is the Most Brilliant Thing
22. Taste Like Piss
23. I Pissed In Your Beer
24. Caugh Pissing In Public
25. Cuntibiotics
26. Jugglin' the Bitches
27. One Cunt is Better Than None
28. Amazon Don Juan
29. Flat As a Board
30. No Upper Lip
31. My Menstrual Art Gallery
32. Sleep Bandit
33. Skull Fuck
34. Dear, Deer
35. Suck Me Off
36. Gobble, Gobble Goo
37. Hit Dat Shit
38. It
39. Snake In Her Grass
40. Fist
41. Cummin'-n-Goin'
42. Ya Gotta Treat Queens Like Whores
43. Dunk Her Donut
44. In-N-Out
45. Cunt Tea
46. In Her Asshole
47. Cum Back
48. She Left Without Sayin' Good Bye
49. You're A Cunt
50. Butt Ugly
51. Vibrator
52. She's Allergic to Cock
53. Hermaphrodite
54. Here Pussy, Pussy, Pussy
55. She's A Sex Offender
56. The Old Leave Behind
57. Spit On Her Clit
58. Pseudo Boobs
59. Free Money
60. Waiting On Lines
61. I Thought That Mike Patton Was My Friend
62. Why Do You Hate Clowns?
63. Seeing Eye Dog vs. Licking Dick Dog
64. That Fuckin' Whore Gave You AIDS
65. Why Give Flowers?
66. Suicide
67. Bar In Heaven
68. Give Cunt A Chance
69. 69

February 15 Albuquerque, NM Joker's Pub
February 16 Tempe, AZ Big Fish Pub, 8:00 PM, 1954 E University Drive, 85281
February 17 San Diego, CA TBA
February 18 Los Angeles Murderfest, The Knitting Factory, 7021 Hollywood Blvd, Hwd
February 19 Costa Mesa, CA Club Roc, 8 PM
February 20 Las Vegas, NV TBA
February 21 Reno NV Club Underground, 8 PM, 555 E 4th Street, 89101
February 22 Salt Lake City, UT Burt's Tiki Lounge, 8:00 PM
February 23 Boulder, CO TBA
February 24 Denver, CO Three Kings Tavern, 8:00 PM
February 25 Lansing, MI TBA
February 26 Columbus, OH TBA
February 27 Huntington, WV Marley's Dog House, 8:00 PM
February 28 Baltimore, MD TBA

ACA
02/15/06, 02:52 PM
Worthless.

-ACA

kramer513
02/15/06, 02:52 PM
hahaha whatttttttt

reav
02/15/06, 02:56 PM
Buddyhead is friggin amazing.

Everyone go listen to Your Enemies Friends

TurnOnTheLight
02/15/06, 02:59 PM
this was cute when Anal Cunt did it.

none of those songs titles are even clever. Vagetarian was an Exhumed song. and saying 'cunt' a lot doesn't make you shocking.

The Silencer
02/15/06, 03:04 PM
Fuck Yes!

The Silencer
02/15/06, 03:05 PM
this was cute when Anal Cunt did it.

none of those songs titles are even clever. Vagetarian was an Exhumed song. and saying 'cunt' a lot doesn't make you shocking.
too bad this band has been around not only before Anal Cunt, but before you even knew what a cunt was you twat hobbit.

Rohan Kohli
02/15/06, 03:15 PM
I love the album cover.

Flags of Dawn
02/15/06, 03:20 PM
too bad this band has been around not only before Anal Cunt, but before you even knew what a cunt was you twat hobbit.
hahahah

twat hobbit being added to my vocabulary right now.

fedhed7
02/15/06, 03:20 PM
Haha, this band is so immature but I love it.

thebestkylever
02/15/06, 03:22 PM
haha theres a tree like that behind my house. im glad it has a name now.

12:46AM
02/15/06, 03:31 PM
is this even serious?

reductiondesign
02/15/06, 03:54 PM
This is a real band?

How pathetic.

Shatter_Glass
02/15/06, 04:02 PM
wow....

CorporateFish
02/15/06, 04:07 PM
Terrible..

Shatter_Glass
02/15/06, 04:24 PM
...I'm sure their mother's are proud.

Ruggiero2oo8
02/15/06, 04:30 PM
oh boy

IamTheINDUSTRY
02/15/06, 04:33 PM
i have shat's first cd....it would be funnier if he didnt just basically repeat the names of the songs as lyrics.

FASSWcore
02/15/06, 05:02 PM
what an offensive band

zach26
02/15/06, 05:14 PM
hahahaha....shat is awesome.

"what the fuck do you think christina aguilera is doing right now?"

some of his songs are fucking great. i forget the song titles though.

Brooklyn Kid
02/15/06, 05:31 PM
how tired and done.
someone menioned buddyhead which would make sense if these two were in bed together. tired and done. nothing clever. nothing new.

i said poop
02/15/06, 05:43 PM
how tired and done.
tired and done. nothing clever. nothing new.

just like half the bands jocked on this site.

the only redeeming factor shat has though, is their live performances from what i hear....other than that i couldn't care less about this band.

TurnOnTheLight
02/15/06, 05:57 PM
too bad this band has been around not only before Anal Cunt, but before you even knew what a cunt was you twat hobbit.

are you special? as far as i know Shat's fist one came out in 98. AC has been around since at least 94.

Twat Hobbit is cool though.

A picasso blue
02/15/06, 06:00 PM
hahahah

twat hobbit being added to my vocabulary right now.
would that be like Bilbo Baggins..but living in a vagina instead of a grassy knoll?

tallperson
02/15/06, 06:31 PM
this was cute when Anal Cunt did it.

none of those songs titles are even clever. Vagetarian was an Exhumed song. and saying 'cunt' a lot doesn't make you shocking.

I dunno about that...

61. I Thought That Mike Patton Was My Friend

...seems pretty clever to me.

The Revisionist
02/15/06, 07:18 PM
Has anybody seen these guys live?

I caught them last year in Lansing and it was probably one of the funniest/most fun shows I have ever seen. They started with "Tit Fuck" and the place went nuts. I have some pictures somewhere on my computer, let me see if I can find them.

In case you couldn't guess, I am excited for this.

van_morrison
02/15/06, 08:26 PM
Tate hates this band (or at least used to) with a passion.

Also, "I Fucked Your Wife" is a good song, Buddyhead had a four song Shat EP for download are year or two ago.

Smithers
02/15/06, 09:15 PM
just like half the bands jocked on this site.

the only redeeming factor shat has though, is their live performances from what i hear....other than that i couldn't care less about this band.

seriously. i saw them open for CKY once. it was one of the most ridiculous things i've ever seen. the guy had a dildo football helmet on. and that was one of the lesser graphic things going on during their set.

it was hysterical and i do suggest seeing them for the laughs.

the music really really sucks though.

kittypants
02/15/06, 11:20 PM
this is awful!

theOCEANFLOOR
02/16/06, 07:14 AM
sad yet hilarious