It would be nice to have a _______

[MarsEatWorld]

more like taking over PL Chat Thread....

but I wanted the blink reference.

Top 10 Posters

User Name Posts
AndrewIcex 593
MarsEatWorld 568
derekmoyer4 554
zion the lion 487
SincerelyMe 422
phil19 303
Five-Star 245
fake empire 162
glassj4w87 150
thesafeword 141


BJ 1.0 (http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1131312)

[Five-Star]

Andrew you fuckin postwhore.

[MarsEatWorld]

I would've been the whore if I had actually chatted this past week. Lol

[SincerelyMe]

I made the top ten!

[AndrewIcex]

:wave:

[phil19]

feeling pumped i made the top ten!

[AndrewIcex]

I would've been the whore if I had actually chatted this past week. Lol
Okay, how did you do that thing? Like the keeping count thing?

[MarsEatWorld]

Beej's thread 1 link for future references (http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1131312)

[Five-Star]

A toast to the top 10. Cheers

[MarsEatWorld]

Okay, how did you do that thing? Like the keeping count thing?
just click 5000 whatever in the pl forum next to the thread

[phil19]

A toast to the top 10. Cheers

:beerbros:

[derekmoyer4]

third, fuck yes! goodnight for real. later.

[AndrewIcex]

third, fuck yes! goodnight for real. later.
Haha goodnight sir, goodnight.

[quarterhorse101]

congrats having no life guys. :-o
jayyykayyy i enjoyed reading all opinions about and around bjs

[spansen]

hola marcela!

[AndrewIcex]

I see how you find out, shit... I almost had 600 posts... fuck..

[SincerelyMe]

third, fuck yes! goodnight for real. later.

Haha. Night night for real then. =)

[zion the lion]

I looked for my username, and then I almost cried thinking it wasnt on there. Because I need to learn how to read haha.

[phil19]

I looked for my username, and then I almost cried thinking it wasnt on there. Because I need to learn how to read haha.

silly girl

[Five-Star]

Thought zion would be in the top 10 for sure.

[SincerelyMe]

I looked for my username, and then I almost cried thinking it wasnt on there. Because I need to learn how to read haha.

Of course you would be in the top ten.

[AndrewIcex]

I don't think its healthy for me to post this much, fuck where I live, it makes me socially irrelevant haha.

[Five-Star]

Haha, it really isnt hard to get a lot of posts on this site. Doesn't take forever to get posts.

[phil19]

i have no reservations about my post count. talking about bj's is more important than working in my opinion

[zion the lion]

top 5 hell yes!!!!

I would have gotten real ghetto in this hoe if I didnt get in the top 10

[AndrewIcex]

Umm every single thread that I take an active part in... has me at the top of the list in posts... I am a lame, socially dead loser.

Yup.

[Five-Star]

Umm every single thread that I take an active part in... has me at the top of the list in posts... I am a lame, socially dead loser.

Yup.

I'll always be your best bro man.

[AndrewIcex]

I'll always be your best bro man.
Haha thanks dude, I need the support.

But I think it is embarrassing, I hate this city... I need to get out of it.

[Five-Star]

Haha thanks dude, I need the support.

But I think it is embarrassing, I hate this city... I need to get out of it.

Know how that is sometimes. Get so damn bored.

[ZeroGravity107]

Ahaha holy shit. I had 8.

[ZeroGravity107]

Hey! Top 11 for Post Secret!

[zion the lion]

Umm every single thread that I take an active part in... has me at the top of the list in posts... I am a lame, socially dead loser.

Yup.

At least youre not a lame socially dead shit talking loser?

Yeah I'm watching the real world and I'm just running my mouth haha, my moms like "of course honey bunny"

[Five-Star]

At least youre not a lame socially dead shit talking loser?

Yeah I'm watching the real world and I'm just running my mouth haha, my moms like "of course honey bunny"

Is this season any good?

[AndrewIcex]

Know how that is sometimes. Get so damn bored.
Well everyone is back home, so I have no friends here anymore haha.

[AndrewIcex]

At least youre not a lame socially dead shit talking loser?

Yeah I'm watching the real world and I'm just running my mouth haha, my moms like "of course honey bunny"
True, thanks for making me feel better.

[BrennanHickson]

'Lo everyone.

[SincerelyMe]

Is this season any good?

Yes. It's going to be so much better than Brooklyn.

[Five-Star]

Yes. It's going to be so much better than Brooklyn.

Chet was my dude in brooklyn man. Def going to check this season out.

[zion the lion]

Is this season any good?

The drama is dumber than dumb, but I already have the guy that I hate, the slut, the kind of bitchy one, the gay one who tries to be a peacemaker but ends up falling flat on his face, and the clueless guy all pegged out.

True, thanks for making me feel better.

Haha no problem.

[ZeroGravity107]

How many seasons have aired? I didn't realize the show was still around

[SincerelyMe]

Chet was my dude in brooklyn man. Def going to check this season out.

He was my favorite.

[Five-Star]

True, thanks for making me feel better.

Duuuude, my bday is in one day. So fuckin stoked for what is about to go down.

[Five-Star]

He was my favorite.

And you are awesome.

[SincerelyMe]

And you are awesome.

Him and Ryan were the only two that seemed remotely down to earth.

[Five-Star]

Him and Ryan were the only two that seemed remotely down to earth.

Yea those two were awesome. Ryan was so funny.

[zion the lion]

Duuuude, my bday is in one day. So fuckin stoked for what is about to go down.

Well happy early birthday. You may or may not be drunk by the time I get to say it when its your actual birthday, so I'm saying it now!

My mom starts her job on my birthday, which means I'll be here alone to clean! It's super exciting (no sarcasm there)

[SincerelyMe]

Yea those two were awesome. Ryan was so funny.

The Tampon Song was one of the highlights of the season.

[Five-Star]

Well happy early birthday. You may or may not be drunk by the time I get to say it when its your actual birthday, so I'm saying it now!

My mom starts her job on my birthday, which means I'll be here alone to clean! It's super exciting (no sarcasm there)

Haha, thankyou very much. Pretty sure I'll be waisted all day.

[AndrewIcex]

Duuuude, my bday is in one day. So fuckin stoked for what is about to go down.
I am stoked for you bro!

[Five-Star]

I am stoked for you bro!

Haha thanks, yours is coming as well. July>>>>>

[SincerelyMe]

Duuuude, my bday is in one day. So fuckin stoked for what is about to go down.

Happy early birthday. Enjoy yourself.

[Five-Star]

Happy early birthday. Enjoy yourself.

Thankyou mam, and oh yes I have to top last years 2 parties. I'm just going to go to all the bars downtown drinking in each one.

[AndrewIcex]

Haha thanks, yours is coming as well. July>>>>>
Yeah dude, July is here and I am just counting down the days now haha.

[SincerelyMe]

Thankyou mam, and oh yes I have to top last years 2 parties. I'm just going to go to all the bars downtown drinking in each one.

That will most likely top any of your past birthdays. Are you bringing an entourage with you?

[zion the lion]

Haha, thankyou very much. Pretty sure I'll be waisted all day.

and if youre wasted enough to do some drunk posting, maybe you can name drop me because youre awesome.

[Five-Star]

and if youre wasted enough to do some drunk posting, maybe you can name drop me because youre awesome.

Haha, def if your on I'll tell you all about it in my drunk words.

[Five-Star]

That will most likely top any of your past birthdays. Are you bringing an entourage with you?

Oh but ofcourse. About 10 of us going out for a night on the town and I'm going to blast my rock music in whichever car I'm in. All my friends are into hiphop so when I get in the car I hook my ipod up and play rock music.

[AndrewIcex]

I don't know what I am doing for my birthday.

[Five-Star]

I don't know what I am doing for my birthday.

You better have a great time damnit. Don't make me come out there and shake shit up.

[phil19]

its my gf's birthday in a couple weeks. maybe her present will be giving me a blow job

[AndrewIcex]

You better have a great time damnit. Don't make me come out there and shake shit up.
Haha it will be around the time you will be visiting, that is if everything works out, of course.

[SincerelyMe]

Oh but ofcourse. About 10 of us going out for a night on the town and I'm going to blast my rock music in whichever car I'm in. All my friends are into hiphop so when I get in the car I hook my ipod up and play rock music.

Trying to convert them?

[zion the lion]

I don't know what I am doing for my birthday.

I'm just starting to plan mine, it's like crunch time for me. At least you have almost 3 weeks.

[AndrewIcex]

its my gf's birthday in a couple weeks. maybe her present will be giving me a blow job
If that is her present, and she agrees, you sir, have a winner.

[Five-Star]

Haha it will be around the time you will be visiting, that is if everything works out, of course.

Yea I gotta make that happen.

[AndrewIcex]

I'm just starting to plan mine, it's like crunch time for me. At least you have almost 3 weeks.
Yeah, but those 3 weeks will fly by.

[phil19]

If that is her present, and she agrees, you sir, have a winner.

hahaha im hoping to make some magic happen

[AndrewIcex]

Yea I gotta make that happen.
I hope you can do it, it will be a hell of a trip.

[Five-Star]

Trying to convert them?

Haha nah, they only like the pop stuff but they let me play my music. They just sit there while I jump around the car. Played The Devil Wears Prada one time, they were like aahhhhh.

[AndrewIcex]

hahaha im hoping to make some magic happen
Hahahaha that sir, is badass.

[quarterhorse101]

I'm just starting to plan mine, it's like crunch time for me. At least you have almost 3 weeks.

me too! i think i'm going to the beach :)

[phil19]

Hahahaha that sir, is badass.

only if it works. that has yet be seen haha
wish me luck

[SincerelyMe]

Haha nah, they only like the pop stuff but they let me play my music. They just sit there while I jump around the car. Played The Devil Wears Prada one time, they were like aahhhhh.

I'm always trying to get my hiphop friends into some good rock, and they do the same to me. It's nice actually.

[Five-Star]

only if it works. that has yet be seen haha
wish me luck

Phil trying to come up off his girls bday and shit.

[Five-Star]

I'm always trying to get my hiphop friends into some good rock, and they do the same to me. It's nice actually.

I grew up on hiphop so I know enough. Kinda got the best of both worlds. I got them into some pop stuff like Cobra Starship, Hey Champ, Black Kids and a few others. They can't handle the hardcore though.

[phil19]

Phil trying to come up off his girls bday and shit.

i think its a good plan

[Five-Star]

i think its a good plan

Great plan, now lets hope it works.

[zion the lion]

Yeah, but those 3 weeks will fly by.

I dont even know how much longer until mine, I'll have to look at a calander, but its so soon. Its kind of sad.

me too! i think i'm going to the beach :)

So far my plan consists of grocery shopping, going the gym, and cleaning the house, but two of those are going to be impossible because I dont have a ride haha.

[Five-Star]

Ahhhh, well everyone time to hit the sheets. Gotta get up early tomorow and get my hair done. Talk to you all tomorow. Everyone be safe and stay positive.

[SincerelyMe]

I grew up on hiphop so I know enough. Kinda got the best of both worlds. I got them into some pop stuff like Cobra Starship, Hey Champ, Black Kids and a few others. They can't handle the hardcore though.

I grew up on (that's weird to say since I'm only 17) my brother's rock so it's hard for me to get into hiphop but there are some songs I really like. Give your friends time, I'm sure they'll get into at least a little bit of the hardcore stuff.

[TachyonEvan]

Bahahaha. Subscribing.

[phil19]

Great plan, now lets hope it works.

here here. i'll be stoked if i can pull it off. it'll be the best birthday present ive ever given her

[SincerelyMe]

Ahhhh, well everyone time to hit the sheets. Gotta get up early tomorow and get my hair done. Talk to you all tomorow. Everyone be safe and stay positive.

Night. =)

[SincerelyMe]

Bahahaha. Subscribing.

I think I said this in the old thread but I feel the need to say it again.
You're avatar is extremely arousing and makes me happy.
Andrew was so cute back in the Something Corporate days (not that he isn't cute now, but he was cuter back then.)

[Jake Denning]

bleh

[TachyonEvan]

I think I said this in the old thread but I feel the need to say it again.
You're avatar is extremely arousing and makes me happy.
Andrew was so cute back in the Something Corporate days (not that he isn't cute now, but he was cuter back then.)

I agree that he was waaay better-looking back with SoCo.

:-d

[TachyonEvan]

In the old thread I was talking about cunnilingus being better than fellatio.

[AndrewIcex]

only if it works. that has yet be seen haha
wish me luck
Mass luck wished in your direction.

I dont even know how much longer until mine, I'll have to look at a calander, but its so soon. Its kind of sad.
There is one on your computer! Check it.

Ahhhh, well everyone time to hit the sheets. Gotta get up early tomorow and get my hair done. Talk to you all tomorow. Everyone be safe and stay positive.
Night dude.

[phil19]

In the old thread I was talking about cunnilingus being better than fellatio.

i think i would have to disagree. why exert yourself when you can lie back and get off in a girlies mouth

[phil19]

Mass luck wished in your direction.
.

much appreciated mate

[SincerelyMe]

I agree that he was waaay better-looking back with SoCo.

:-d

Yeah. And now he has this weird mustache thing going on. I miss his bushy hair and glasses.

[AndrewIcex]

much appreciated mate
:-)

[zion the lion]

There is one on your computer! Check it.

Wow tuesday after next. I knew it was close, I just didnt realize how close.

But I completely spaced out the fact that there's a calander on the computer, and my ipod, and my phone all of which are within three inches of me.

[TachyonEvan]

i think i would have to disagree. why exert yourself when you can lie back and get off in a girlies mouth

Because I like the taste of vagina. And it gets me off to get a girl off. It's nice.

Yeah. And now he has this weird mustache thing going on. I miss his bushy hair and glasses.

Thus, avatar. :-d

[AndrewIcex]

Wow tuesday after next. I knew it was close, I just didnt realize how close.

But I completely spaced out the fact that there's a calander on the computer, and my ipod, and my phone all of which are within three inches of me.
Hahaha I hear ya, mine is 20 days away well... a little less than that, but basically 20.

I am stoked for it.

[SincerelyMe]

Because I like the taste of vagina. And it gets me off to get a girl off. It's nice.



Thus, avatar. :-d

I have a feeling you're just trying to win over the 16 year old girls in this thread.

[phil19]

Because I like the taste of vagina. And it gets me off to get a girl off. It's nice.



Thus, avatar. :-d

you like it? the best part is when she like clamps her thighs around your head so you cant breathe anything but cunny juice.

[TachyonEvan]

How many answers to the title are there?

[zion the lion]

Hahaha I hear ya, mine is 20 days away well... a little less than that, but basically 20.

I am stoked for it.

I'm the opposite of stoked haha. My family is broke and I dont have any friends here, so no party and no presents. But it does give me the opprotunity to super clean this house, and I'm more than excited about that. I almost want to purposefully make the house more messy than it is just so that I have more to clean.

[TachyonEvan]

I have a feeling you're just trying to win over the 16 year old girls in this thread.

No, for real. I mean, I used to be afraid of blowjobs. I told that story in the last thread. But I've always enjoyed eating a girl out. Truth be told. I'm a fan of the taste of flesh, honestly. Boobs, vagina, it's all good in my mouth. :-d I'm really all about pleasuring women. I'm way too insecure about my own body to not be.

True story.

you like it? the best part is when she like clamps her thighs around your head so you cant breathe anything but cunny juice.

In my experience, it's good-tasting stuff. And she's enjoying it, which is always a great thing.

[TachyonEvan]

I have a feeling you're just trying to win over the 16 year old girls in this thread.

Also, what good would come of me just trying to win you over (You were 16 a couple days ago)? It's the internet.

[phil19]

No, for real. I mean, I used to be afraid of blowjobs. I told that story in the last thread. But I've always enjoyed eating a girl out. Truth be told. I'm a fan of the taste of flesh, honestly. Boobs, vagina, it's all good in my mouth. :-d I'm really all about pleasuring women. I'm way too insecure about my own body to not be.

True story.



In my experience, it's good-tasting stuff. And she's enjoying it, which is always a great thing.

ive noticed i only really taste it when i first start it, then after a lil bit i dont really taste it anymore.
yeah, it is pretty good when she's all thrashing about a bit

[SincerelyMe]

No, for real. I mean, I used to be afraid of blowjobs. I told that story in the last thread. But I've always enjoyed eating a girl out. Truth be told. I'm a fan of the taste of flesh, honestly. Boobs, vagina, it's all good in my mouth. :-d I'm really all about pleasuring women. I'm way too insecure about my own body to not be.

True story.


Part of me thinks you're sincere and another part of me thinks you're full of shit and just trying to win over the horny minds of the girls posting here.

[TachyonEvan]

13 years is a big difference when you're 16.

Very much so. I would kick my sister's ass if she were "dating" a boy 13 years older.

[SincerelyMe]

Also, what good would come of me just trying to win you over (You were 16 a couple days ago)? It's the internet.

True, but guys still do those sorts of things.

[zion the lion]

Also, what good would come of me just trying to win you over (You were 16 a couple days ago)? It's the internet.

You are sooo young haha. It's weird hearing that people younger than me do sex things.

[AndrewIcex]

I'm the opposite of stoked haha. My family is broke and I dont have any friends here, so no party and no presents. But it does give me the opprotunity to super clean this house, and I'm more than excited about that. I almost want to purposefully make the house more messy than it is just so that I have more to clean.
:-|

That is all I have to say to that haha.

[TachyonEvan]

Part of me thinks you're sincere and another part of me thinks you're full of shit and just trying to win over the horny minds of the girls posting here.

See my previous post. I would get little to nothing out of just lying to win you over. I'm being serious.

ive noticed i only really taste it when i first start it, then after a lil bit i dont really taste it anymore.
yeah, it is pretty good when she's all thrashing about a bit

Yeah, you do get used to the taste.

YESYESYES.

[TachyonEvan]

You are sooo young haha. It's weird hearing that people younger than me do sex things.

Sooo young? Why is that weird?

True, but guys still do those sorts of things.

:shrug: I see no point.

[phil19]

See my previous post. I would get little to nothing out of just lying to win you over. I'm being serious.



Yeah, you do get used to the taste.

YESYESYES.

yeah and i know when she comes cause she gets tasty again for a bit ahaha

[SincerelyMe]

See my previous post. I would get little to nothing out of just lying to win you over. I'm being serious.



Yeah, you do get used to the taste.

YESYESYES.

Of course you have nothing to gain but that doesn't mean you wont say things to make yourself seem more satisfying.

[TachyonEvan]

yeah and i know when she comes cause she gets tasty again for a bit ahaha

I was about to mention that you taste it when the taste changes, but then that sounded weird, so I didn't say it.

Girl juice=yummy.

[AndrewIcex]

Girl juice=yummy.
Uhhh... I would not say it is yummy haha, I would say it is tolerable, at best.

[phil19]

I was about to mention that you taste it when the taste changes, but then that sounded weird, so I didn't say it.

Girl juice=yummy.

haha gald i could say it for ya then

Uhhh... I would not say it is yummy haha, I would say it is tolerable, at best.

yeah id agree with this. its ok.

[TachyonEvan]

Of course you have nothing to gain but that doesn't mean you wont say things to make yourself seem more satisfying.

I'm not satisfying. I am HORRIBLE in bed. Honest to blog.

Uhhh... I would not say it is yummy haha, I would say it is tolerable, at best.

:shake: Yum.

[AndrewIcex]

haha gald i could say it for ya then



yeah id agree with this. its ok.
Though I guess for some girls, it is worth than others?

[zion the lion]

:-|

That is all I have to say to that haha.

I absolutely love cleaning. It's going to be my birthday present to myself. I love it.

Sooo young? Why is that weird?

I'm just used to being treated like the baby, so when people younger than me talk about sexual things, it makes me thing of all my younger siblings who are having sex too, which only brings me back to the days where me and my brothers would pretend to be wrestlers and fight each other on the living room floor while our grandma yelled at us for getting in the way of her Star Trek or knocking over the ash tray/box of cigarettes...its weird.

[AndrewIcex]

:shake: Yum.
I don't see the appeal, honestly.

[AndrewIcex]

I absolutely love cleaning. It's going to be my birthday present to myself. I love it.
My aunt owns her own cleaning business.. she is obsessed with it too... you two would get along well.

[phil19]

Though I guess for some girls, it is worth than others?

i dont have a whole heap of experience numerically speaking so im not really sure. i'd imagine this is true though

[TachyonEvan]

I'm just used to being treated like the baby, so when people younger than me talk about sexual things, it makes me thing of all my younger siblings who are having sex too, which only brings me back to the days where me and my brothers would pretend to be wrestlers and fight each other on the living room floor while our grandma yelled at us for getting in the way of her Star Trek or knocking over the ash tray/box of cigarettes...its weird.

I got halfway through that and was kind of weirded out at the concept of you having sex with your brothers, then realized that wasn't what you were saying at all. My bad.

:shrug: I lost my virginity while I was still in high school, that was my goal- before graduation. Now off to college, and at least I got somewhere.

[AndrewIcex]

i dont have a whole heap of experience numerically speaking so im not really sure. i'd imagine this is true though
I honestly don't either, vagina eating is not my favorite thing to do... but if I must, I will do what I have to.

[SincerelyMe]

I absolutely love cleaning. It's going to be my birthday present to myself. I love it.



Why?

[zion the lion]

My aunt owns her own cleaning business.. she is obsessed with it too... you two would get along well.

Yeah my mom used to clean houses for extra money when we were homeless/on welfare. Its one of my favorite things to do.

I got halfway through that and was kind of weirded out at the concept of you having sex with your brothers, then realized that wasn't what you were saying at all. My bad.

:shrug: I lost my virginity while I was still in high school, that was my goal- before graduation. Now off to college, and at least I got somewhere.

Haha eww theyre still babies (to me). Youre a year younger than me, so it isnt that big of a deal, but still it weirds me out.



but whatever its shower time/maybe night time for me now!!!

[TachyonEvan]

Haha eww theyre still babies (to me). Youre a year younger than me, so it isnt that big of a deal, but still it weirds me out.



but whatever its shower time/maybe night time for me now!!!

:shrug: Yeah, but I'm in college, so if you think of it that way, it isn't so weird.

[AndrewIcex]

Yeah my mom used to clean houses for extra money when we were homeless/on welfare. Its one of my favorite things to do.
I worked for her since I was like 14? So I have done a lot of cleaning, definitely not my favorite thing to do... it kinda sucks actually.

[TachyonEvan]

So.... worst sex story everyone... GO!

[AndrewIcex]

:shrug: Yeah, but I'm in college, so if you think of it that way, it isn't so weird.
16 and in college?

[phil19]

I honestly don't either, vagina eating is not my favorite thing to do... but if I must, I will do what I have to.

yes, i try to avoid it where possible, my girl loves it when i do it though and she's says im good at it, so its hard to get around it

[TachyonEvan]

16 and in college?

Yeah, have I not told you this story before?

[SincerelyMe]

:shrug: Yeah, but I'm in college, so if you think of it that way, it isn't so weird.

How are you in college at 16?

[AndrewIcex]

yes, i try to avoid it where possible, my girl loves it when i do it though and she's says im good at it, so its hard to get around it
Just offer your penis instead, that is hard to deny for her. Right?
Yeah, have I not told you this story before?
No you have not sir, enlighten me? Haha

[phil19]

So.... worst sex story everyone... GO!

my gf wanted me to stick it in her pooper. i was unsure. had a bit of difficulty but then got it in there nice and good, she screamed in pain and jumped off the bed.
not that bad, just rememberable as an unpleasant sex session

[TachyonEvan]

Okay.

I skipped 6th and 7th grades, so I was 12 when I started high school. So I've been in the class of 2009 for all of high school, so that's been the crowd I've run with. Thankfully, I don't exactly look 16, so it works.

[phil19]

Just offer your penis instead, that is hard to deny for her. Right?

No you have not sir, enlighten me? Haha

yeah but she likes me to start down stairs.

[TachyonEvan]

my gf wanted me to stick it in her pooper. i was unsure. had a bit of difficulty but then got it in there nice and good, she screamed in pain and jumped off the bed.
not that bad, just rememberable as an unpleasant sex session

Bahahahahahaha.

Okay, mine would have to be that I was getting ready to... you know, get down with a girl. We were half-dressed on her bed, when I hear her father coming down the hall. Ohfuck. I jump off the bed, trip on her footboard, fall onto the floor, and crawl into the closet. I manage to conceal myself for the entire time he's in there, but then, after he's left, I step out of the closet and hit my head, HARD on something in her closet. I fall to the ground, head gushing blood. She freaks out and comes to help me. Naturally, we can't ask her parents for help, I'm pantsless bleeding on the floor. So she had to hold a towel to my head for about an hour, and then I had to sneak out the window (no sex, it was a nightmare) and I fell into the bushes. Unpleasant.

And I still didn't get to slip her the hot beef injection that night.

[AndrewIcex]

yeah but she likes me to start down stairs.
Ah rough stuff, I just start with penis in vagina action, skip the foreplay.

[TachyonEvan]

Andrew, I sex.

[AndrewIcex]

Okay.

I skipped 6th and 7th grades, so I was 12 when I started high school. So I've been in the class of 2009 for all of high school, so that's been the crowd I've run with. Thankfully, I don't exactly look 16, so it works.
Wow, impressive Evan, well that makes a lot of sense, and I give you kudos!

[AndrewIcex]

Andrew, I sex.
Truth.

[SincerelyMe]

Bahahahahahaha.

Okay, mine would have to be that I was getting ready to... you know, get down with a girl. We were half-dressed on her bed, when I hear her father coming down the hall. Ohfuck. I jump off the bed, trip on her footboard, fall onto the floor, and crawl into the closet. I manage to conceal myself for the entire time he's in there, but then, after he's left, I step out of the closet and hit my head, HARD on something in her closet. I fall to the ground, head gushing blood. She freaks out and comes to help me. Naturally, we can't ask her parents for help, I'm pantsless bleeding on the floor. So she had to hold a towel to my head for about an hour, and then I had to sneak out the window (no sex, it was a nightmare) and I fell into the bushes. Unpleasant.

And I still didn't get to slip her the hot beef injection that night.

That's horrible.

It's 3 am here, off to bed for me.

[TachyonEvan]

That's horrible.

It's 3 am here, off to bed for me.

Yeah, it was.

Night.

Wow, impressive Evan, well that makes a lot of sense, and I give you kudos!

Yeah. :-d I thought you knew that, though.

[phil19]

Bahahahahahaha.

Okay, mine would have to be that I was getting ready to... you know, get down with a girl. We were half-dressed on her bed, when I hear her father coming down the hall. Ohfuck. I jump off the bed, trip on her footboard, fall onto the floor, and crawl into the closet. I manage to conceal myself for the entire time he's in there, but then, after he's left, I step out of the closet and hit my head, HARD on something in her closet. I fall to the ground, head gushing blood. She freaks out and comes to help me. Naturally, we can't ask her parents for help, I'm pantsless bleeding on the floor. So she had to hold a towel to my head for about an hour, and then I had to sneak out the window (no sex, it was a nightmare) and I fell into the bushes. Unpleasant.

And I still didn't get to slip her the hot beef injection that night.

:lol:
fark me. that is bad!! it would have been alright if you'd got a lil somethn somethn.

Ah rough stuff, I just start with penis in vagina action, skip the foreplay.

hahaha straight in for the kill. i like your style good sir

[TachyonEvan]

:lol:
fark me. that is bad!! it would have been alright if you'd got a lil somethn somethn.



hahaha straight in for the kill. i like your style good sir

We would have were it not for:

1) Her father walking in
2) Me hitting my head.

[AndrewIcex]

Yeah. :-d I thought you knew that, though.
I did not, I am glad I found out, cause that is important info to know, I did not skip grades, so you got me beat.
hahaha straight in for the kill. i like your style good sir
Thank you, I know how to work that shit.

[TachyonEvan]

:-d

[phil19]

We would have were it not for:

1) Her father walking in
2) Me hitting my head.

the father is a definate boner killer

I did not, I am glad I found out, cause that is important info to know, I did not skip grades, so you got me beat.

Thank you, I know how to work that shit.

clearly!

[AndrewIcex]

clearly!
I don't fuck around.


Pun intended.

[phil19]

I don't fuck around.


Pun intended.

hahah smack that, all on the floor

[TachyonEvan]

the father is a definate boner killer



clearly!

Me bleeding is a definite boner killer.

[AndrewIcex]

hahah smack that, all on the floor
Hahaha yes, exactly.

Me bleeding is a definite boner killer.
Yeah it is, blood is never a way to start off sexy time.

[TachyonEvan]

I have a question: What brought the 16-year-old girls to the Blowjob thread?

[phil19]

Me bleeding is a definite boner killer.

not a masochist then i take it?

Hahaha yes, exactly.


Yeah it is, blood is never a way to start off sexy time.

that is your new theme song

[phil19]

I have a question: What brought the 16-year-old girls to the Blowjob thread?

they just love sucking the cock

[TachyonEvan]

You guys can answer that, too.

[TachyonEvan]

they just love sucking the cock

Is that true? Or is that just your answer?

[phil19]

Is that true? Or is that just your answer?

im hoping its true

[AndrewIcex]

not a masochist then i take it?



that is your new theme song
Hahaha is it?

[AndrewIcex]

Girls do love pleasing their man, I assume.

[phil19]

Hahaha is it?

it is. its official

[TachyonEvan]

Did they ever explain?

[AndrewIcex]

it is. its official
What song is it? Again?

[phil19]

What song is it? Again?

smack that by akon

[TachyonEvan]

ft. Eminem.

[voncorn]

Today I received head from my girlfriend, then right afterward my mom came home with a veggie burger and fries from Burger King. It rarely gets better than a blowjob and BK back to back.

[TachyonEvan]

Today I received head from girlfriend, then right afterward my mom came home with a veggie burger and fries from Burger King. It rarely gets better than a blowjob and BK back to back.

:highfive:

[AndrewIcex]

smack that by akon
Okay, I will remember this.

Today I received head from girlfriend, then right afterward my mom came home with a veggie burger and fries from Burger King. It rarely gets better than a blowjob and BK back to back.
Oh my, good stuff sir, good stuff.

[phil19]

ft. Eminem.

oh yes.my bad. thanks

[phil19]

Today I received head from my girlfriend, then right afterward my mom came home with a veggie burger and fries from Burger King. It rarely gets better than a blowjob and BK back to back.

if this isnt the best day of your life then i dont know what is

Okay, I will remember this.


Oh my, good stuff sir, good stuff.

awesome! its like wrestle mania, everytime you drop trou it comes on in the background

[TachyonEvan]

:-d

[AndrewIcex]

if this isnt the best day of your life then i dont know what is



awesome! its like wrestle mania, everytime you drop trou it comes on in the background
Yeah, too bad it can't be like that every time I post.

[TachyonEvan]

I would never want to get a BJ to Linkin Park.

[phil19]

Yeah, too bad it can't be like that every time I post.

that would just be too awesome!!

[voncorn]

Haha, it's definitely pretty awesome. I even told her that getting your dick sucked and then eating free Burger King is something a frat boy would brag to all his buddies, and she even laughed. But instead of telling all my friends, I just swt brag'd to ap.net about it instead.

[phil19]

I would never want to get a BJ to Linkin Park.

what about jay z and linkin park?

[AndrewIcex]

I would never want to get a BJ to Linkin Park.
What bands would you enjoy getting one to?
that would just be too awesome!!
I know! I want AP to allow this.

[phil19]

Haha, it's definitely pretty awesome. I even told her that getting your dick sucked and then eating free Burger King is something a frat boy would brag to all his buddies, and she even laughed. But instead of telling all my friends, I just swt brag'd to ap.net about it instead.

good move

[phil19]

What bands would you enjoy getting one to?

I know! I want AP to allow this.

i dont think AP would be able to handle its awesomness

[TachyonEvan]

what about jay z and linkin park?

Maybe.

What bands would you enjoy getting one to?

I know! I want AP to allow this.
SOMETHING CORPORATE.

[phil19]

Maybe.


SOMETHING CORPORATE.

thanks for clarifying

[AndrewIcex]

i dont think AP would be able to handle its awesomness
I agree with you, it would be too much.

Maybe.


SOMETHING CORPORATE.
How about... Weezer... "Keep Fishin" for dicks

[TachyonEvan]

I agree with you, it would be too much.


How about... Weezer... "Keep Fishin" for dicks

Bahahahahahaha.

[TachyonEvan]

I'm so not horny right now.

[zion the lion]

:shrug: Yeah, but I'm in college, so if you think of it that way, it isn't so weird.

Ehh not really. Where you are education wise doesnt really change where you are age/maturity wise. I mean if my mom let me skip the grades I was supposed to skip, I would be done with college and been in the post grad work world for a year or two now.

I worked for her since I was like 14? So I have done a lot of cleaning, definitely not my favorite thing to do... it kinda sucks actually.

My mom was doing it from the time I was born till I was 7 or 8, so I guess it's just one of those things, like how I love the smell of cigarette smoke because everyone in my family somkes heavily, or how I like walking on the mud flats, all just for nostalgia

[phil19]

I agree with you, it would be too much.


How about... Weezer... "Keep Fishin" for dicks

a guy can dream though

[AndrewIcex]

Bahahahahahaha.
:-d

My mom was doing it from the time I was born till I was 7 or 8, so I guess it's just one of those things, like how I love the smell of cigarette smoke because everyone in my family somkes heavily, or how I like walking on the mud flats, all just for nostalgia
My aunt started her business in the late 80's, and still does it... though the money is not too good, she enjoys it, so who am I to tell her not to keep it up, you know?

[AndrewIcex]

a guy can dream though
So true, fantasies do come true, occasionally.

[TachyonEvan]

Ehh not really. Where you are education wise doesnt really change where you are age/maturity wise. I mean if my mom let me skip the grades I was supposed to skip, I would be done with college and been in the post grad work world for a year or two now.



My mom was doing it from the time I was born till I was 7 or 8, so I guess it's just one of those things, like how I love the smell of cigarette smoke because everyone in my family somkes heavily, or how I like walking on the mud flats, all just for nostalgia

If you were out of college, would you be having more sex?

[phil19]

So true, fantasies do come true, occasionally.

if you wish hard enough its bound to come true. eventually

[AndrewIcex]

if you wish hard enough its bound to come true. eventually
I create my own luck.

[phil19]

I create my own luck.

loving the optimism

[zion the lion]

:-d


My aunt started her business in the late 80's, and still does it... though the money is not too good, she enjoys it, so who am I to tell her not to keep it up, you know?

Yeah if she loves it, and she's happy, then that's all that really matters. I would love having a job that made me happy and where I was doing the things that I liked.

If you were out of college, would you be having more sex?

Probably not.

[AndrewIcex]

loving the optimism
Gotta have it, it is key to enjoying life.

[AndrewIcex]

Yeah if she loves it, and she's happy, then that's all that really matters. I would love having a job that made me happy and where I was doing the things that I liked.
Totally, you're exactly right.

[TachyonEvan]

Yeah if she loves it, and she's happy, then that's all that really matters. I would love having a job that made me happy and where I was doing the things that I liked.



Probably not.

Interesting.

[phil19]

Gotta have it, it is key to enjoying life.

so true, though i have a tendancy to forget that at times.
usually after ive been turned down a blowjob :-p

[TachyonEvan]

Tell me right now, you really wanna spend your whole life alone?

[zion the lion]

Totally, you're exactly right.

I would be the happiest girl on earth if I could do my dream jobs. The world would be a better place.

Interesting.

I really only have one sex goal. And I dont think that being in or out of school has anything to do with sex, other than "peer pressure" and whatever pressure we put on ourselves.

[TachyonEvan]

I would be the happiest girl on earth if I could do my dream jobs. The world would be a better place.



I really only have one sex goal. And I dont think that being in or out of school has anything to do with sex, other than "peer pressure" and whatever pressure we put on ourselves.

One sex goal?

[zion the lion]

One sex goal?

to have sex by my wedding night haha.

[TachyonEvan]

to have sex by my wedding night haha.

Wait, you're a virgin? And you're in this thread? Bahahahaha.

[zion the lion]

Wait, you're a virgin? And you're in this thread? Bahahahaha.

Yeah?

[AndrewIcex]

so true, though i have a tendancy to forget that at times.
usually after ive been turned down a blowjob :-p
Turned down a BJ? Really?

I would be the happiest girl on earth if I could do my dream jobs. The world would be a better place.
Dream job is what I am going for!

[TachyonEvan]

Yeah?

What brought you to the BJ thread in the first place?

[phil19]

Turned down a BJ? Really?


Dream job is what I am going for!

?? im confused??
i meant that when ive wanted a blow job and gotten zero its upsetting

[zion the lion]

Turned down a BJ? Really?


Dream job is what I am going for!

whats yours?

What brought you to the BJ thread in the first place?

Its a thread? I'm a virgin, as in I still have my hymen. Doesnt mean I havent done other things.

[AndrewIcex]

?? im confused??
i meant that when ive wanted a blow job and gotten zero its upsetting
Ohhhhh i gotcha haha, I was confused I guess... I never really have issues with getting turned down, just gotta time it right.

[AndrewIcex]

whats yours?
Do music for a living! I will achieve this goal.

[phil19]

Ohhhhh i gotcha haha, I was confused I guess... I never really have issues with getting turned down, just gotta time it right.

yeah sometimes just whooping it out doesnt go down so well

[zion the lion]

Do music for a living! I will achieve this goal.

Well good luck with that.

[TachyonEvan]

whats yours?



Its a thread? I'm a virgin, as in I still have my hymen. Doesnt mean I havent done other things.

I know. It's just, I wouldn't picture many of the people to be in a thread based around a sex act to not have had sex before. :-d

[AndrewIcex]

yeah sometimes just whooping it out doesnt go down so well
You gotta get the girl in the mood before you can bring out the junk.

[AndrewIcex]

Well good luck with that.
Thank you, its a tough business, but it is achievable.

[phil19]

You gotta get the girl in the mood before you can bring out the junk.

so ive learnt the hard way :-(

[AndrewIcex]

so ive learnt the hard way :-(
Don't be discouraged, tomorrow is a new day with new BJ opportunities

[TachyonEvan]

:wave: I'm going to bed. Night, all.

[AndrewIcex]

:wave: I'm going to bed. Night, all.
Night!

[zion the lion]

I know. It's just, I wouldn't picture many of the people to be in a thread based around a sex act to not have had sex before. :-d

because I wouldnt have the slightest idea what I'm talking about unless I've had a penis inside my vagina?

[ZeroGravity107]

Touche'

[ZeroGravity107]

Only thing I saw wrong was a 14 year old in here.

[AndrewIcex]

Who is 14?

[SincerelyMe]

I go to sleep and this thread gains 200 posts. Interesting.

[AndrewIcex]

Yeah, it is always ridiculous in this thread.. but I must say, we have a good one on our hands.

[SincerelyMe]

Yeah, it is always ridiculous in this thread.. but I must say, we have a good one on our hands.

Yeah. I just woke up so I don't have the energy to go back and read it all though.

[AndrewIcex]

Yeah. I just woke up so I don't have the energy to go back and read it all though.
There is no reason to, it was just typical conversation.

[SincerelyMe]

There is no reason to, it was just typical conversation.

Not about blowjobs, right?

[AndrewIcex]

Not about blowjobs, right?
Umm some was, not entirely... that is a lot to expect from this thread haha.

[SincerelyMe]

Umm some was, not entirely... that is a lot to expect from this thread haha.

Haha, that's very true.

[AndrewIcex]

Haha, that's very true.
This thread is special, we cannot put restrictions on it, that just would not be right.

[SincerelyMe]

This thread is special, we cannot put restrictions on it, that just would not be right.

No rules allowed. It wouldn't be the same.

[AndrewIcex]

No rules allowed. It wouldn't be the same.
We just have a very solid and crazy thread.

[SincerelyMe]

We just have a very solid and crazy thread.

This shit's wild.

[AndrewIcex]

This shit's wild.
I know! I love it.

[ZeroGravity107]

Who is 14?

Some girl on page one I believe.

[AndrewIcex]

Some girl on page one I believe.
Hmmm that is probably not a good thing for this thread.

[SincerelyMe]

I know! I love it.

I love how it started off slow (in the last thread) and then as we got closer to 5K, it exploded.

[AndrewIcex]

I love how it started off slow (in the last thread) and then as we got closer to 5K, it exploded.
It was like a well done Blowjob.

[SincerelyMe]

It was like a well done Blowjob.

Even though it went well past the 5K mark.

[ZeroGravity107]

Hmmm that is probably not a good thing for this thread.

Probably just not a good thing in general.

[quarterhorse101]

It was like a well done Blowjob.
:clap:

[AndrewIcex]

Even though it went well past the 5K mark.
Nothing wrong with that, it happens.

Probably just not a good thing in general.
Its that person's choice to come in here though, we cannot control their actions.
:clap:
:wave:

[quarterhorse101]

:wave:


haiiii

[Manicapathy]

new thread, ftw

[AndrewIcex]

haiiii
Howdy.

new thread, ftw
Yes sir!

[SincerelyMe]

new thread, ftw

The old one is still open. haha

[Manicapathy]

The old one is still open. haha
yea, but this one still has new thread smell, though.

[AndrewIcex]

yea, but this one still has new thread smell, though.
I don't smell anything though.

[phil19]

ive been at work an hour and ive already had enough. i think i need a bj to get me through

[SincerelyMe]

yea, but this one still has new thread smell, though.

Maybe that's your computer overheating...I don't smell anything. :-|

[AndrewIcex]

ive been at work an hour and ive already had enough. i think i need a bj to get me through
Do you always work nights? Like over night?