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FishAlotNBePunk
03/22/03, 02:54 PM
you are now part of the "Fishtian" religion.
bow before me fools.
somestupidgirl
03/22/03, 02:58 PM
i always bow to you fish......*bows to fish and kisses beautiful feet* ahahaha
hot damn!
03/22/03, 02:59 PM
FishingDuDeNOFX: fishbeterian
poweredbyboredom: that would be cool
ChineseNoodle13
03/22/03, 02:59 PM
i can't... i'm mormon... if i join your religion then i won't be a corrupted mormon anymore...
can i kiss your toes though?
iglooXcore
03/22/03, 03:00 PM
how come fish doesn't talk to me on aim? but he talks to bill???
:(
everyone should talk to me on aim
somestupidgirl
03/22/03, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by tsunamiglory
how come fish doesn't talk to me on aim? but he talks to bill???
:(
everyone should talk to me on aim
i think everyone should talk to ME on aim. aahaha
FishAlotNBePunk
03/22/03, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by ChineseNoodle13
i can't... i'm mormon... if i join your religion then i won't be a corrupted mormon anymore...
can i kiss your toes though?
yes! kiss them!
oh yeah this religion is also known as
fishtian
fishlam
fishllah
fisholic
rastafishian
fishbeterian
w00t fisharchy
goddesses do not worship others. you should be worshipping me. peasant.
FishAlotNBePunk
03/22/03, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by kalika
goddesses do not worship others. you should be worshipping me. peasant.
and...your hanged.
hot damn!
03/22/03, 03:05 PM
w00t im the Fishop, bitches.
ChineseNoodle13
03/22/03, 03:05 PM
lets all worship cheese too!!
iglooXcore
03/22/03, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by ChineseNoodle13
lets all worship cheese too!!
no
FishAlotNBePunk
03/22/03, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by ChineseNoodle13
lets all worship cheese too!!
worshipping cheese is like bill the fishop having sex with choir boys.
your hanged.
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
and...your hanged.
hahaha no im not.
somestupidgirl
03/22/03, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by PweredByBoredom
w00t im the Fishop, bitches.
bitch. im the fisher....i hope they bite tonight.
ChineseNoodle13
03/22/03, 03:09 PM
damn i died...
but since we can't worship cheese can we worship goldfishes? they're cheesy fishies...yum
FishAlotNBePunk
03/22/03, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by ChineseNoodle13
damn i died...
but since we can't worship cheese can we worship goldfishes? they're cheesy fishies...yum
you just dont stop do you.
ChineseNoodle13
03/22/03, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
you just dont stop do you.
no i don't... but i just don't wanna be dead anymore
day in paradise
03/22/03, 03:14 PM
So what are fishbeterians views on Pre Martial sex and Under age drinking?
i hope you all drown in the stench of your fishy religion.
FishAlotNBePunk
03/22/03, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by day in paradise
So what are fishbeterians views on Pre Martial sex and Under age drinking?
pre marital sex and underage drinking all the wayyyy!!! w00000t
omg wtf lol!!!111
day in paradise
03/22/03, 03:18 PM
sounds like my kinda religon... err.. kingdom..?
somestupidgirl
03/22/03, 03:19 PM
i denounce my faith.
NOFXdesendents5
03/22/03, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by ChineseNoodle13
no i don't... but i just don't wanna be dead anymore
shut the fish up assbag
day in paradise
03/22/03, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by NOFXdesendents5
shut the fish up assbag
You don't like Chinese that much heh?
NOFXdesendents5
03/22/03, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by day in paradise
You don't like Chinese that much heh?
you have assumed correctly. mostly because i havent heard him talk that often and inconsistancy is agrivating lol
NOFXdesendents5
03/22/03, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by NOFXdesendents5
you have assumed correctly. mostly because i havent heard him talk that often and inconsistancy is agrivating lol
^the thing i just said is what my gym teacher said about me in highschool lol
the truth is a i hate his avatar
day in paradise
03/22/03, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by NOFXdesendents5
you have assumed correctly. mostly because i havent heard him talk that often and inconsistancy is agrivating lol
But how could you hate a face like this (http://www.geocities.com/strange_girl_101/TheSchiznit.html) .
...lmao
day in paradise
03/22/03, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by NOFXdesendents5
^the thing i just said is what my gym teacher said about me in highschool lol
the truth is a i hate his avatar
It's a girl.
ChineseNoodle13
03/22/03, 03:50 PM
yeah... i am a girl... and if it makes you happy... i'll change my avatar.
your avatar is sexy dont change it
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
you are now part of the "Fishtian" religion.
bow before me fools.
holy muthafuckin war, biznatch.
jesus teh feesh
03/22/03, 03:52 PM
fishtian? hahahhahaha
im the anti-fishtian.
ChineseNoodle13
03/22/03, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by day in paradise
But how could you hate a face like this (http://www.geocities.com/strange_girl_101/TheSchiznit.html) .
...lmao
holy god... i know your joking... and its angering me...
Originally posted by jesus teh feesh
fishtian? hahahhahaha
im the anti-fishtian.
that's right, you're a blaarg-ian. my religion includes free cookies.
jesus teh feesh
03/22/03, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by blaarg
that's right, you're a blaarg-ian. my religion includes free cookies.
im i-dont-give-a-fuck-about-you-and-your-fake-religions-ian
Originally posted by jesus teh feesh
im i-dont-give-a-fuck-about-you-and-your-fake-religions-ian
it's not fake i have 100+ followers, by the time i graduate i should be able to gain tax exempt status.
NOFXdesendents5
03/22/03, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by day in paradise
But how could you hate a face like this (http://www.geocities.com/strange_girl_101/TheSchiznit.html) .
...lmao
::deep breathe and...::
AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MUST WASH EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOFXdesendents5
03/22/03, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by blaarg
that's right, you're a blaarg-ian. my religion includes free cookies.
i see that blaarg's religion consists of free snacks, indeed, this is the true faith
ChineseNoodle13
03/22/03, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by NOFXdesendents5
::deep breathe and...::
AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MUST WASH EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i feel your pain... i have to wash my eyes out every morning when i look in the mirror. sucks for me... i should put my pic on www.uglypeople.com.... what do you think? if only i was hott...
Originally posted by NOFXdesendents5
i see that blaarg's religion consists of free snacks, indeed, this is the true faith
it revolves around food, tv, punk, and procrastination... i started writting my bible but didn't get around to finishing it yet, practice what you preach.
also if you don't join my religion you will be damned to spend eternity in the never ending disco of hell where you will forever do the hustle with john travolta... he's desperate for work.
can i join your religion blaarg?
Originally posted by coheed&cambria
can i join your religion blaarg?
no permission is needed, but when the time comes it helps if you fill out your tax forms with blaarg-ian as your religion.
ChineseNoodle13
03/22/03, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by blaarg
it revolves around food, tv, punk, and procrastination... i started writting my bible but didn't get around to finishing it yet, practice what you preach.
also if you don't join my religion you will be damned to spend eternity in the never ending disco of hell where you will forever do the hustle with john travolta.
you forgot sleep... sleep is good
Originally posted by ChineseNoodle13
you forgot sleep... sleep is good
yes, sleep is also a factor, i also forgot laziness.
ChineseNoodle13
03/22/03, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by blaarg
yes, sleep is also a factor, i also forgot laziness.
yes, yes laziness is good too!
NOFXdesendents5
03/22/03, 04:24 PM
include masturbation and it is time for me to sign up!
Originally posted by NOFXdesendents5
include masturbation and it is time for me to sign up!
no problem, i knew i was forgetting something, in the process of creating a model of inefficiency to be followed by all, i forgot a couple of things.
NOFXdesendents5
03/22/03, 04:28 PM
hand-jobs or sleep! i dont know! ahhh!
::commits suicide::
Originally posted by sad_but_true
If you become a Fishtian, you'll never have to jack off ever again. We jack you off FOR you.
ha! i can beat that! we here at blaargian inc. have a friendly service staff standing by 24/7 waiting for you, if you are of true faith (blaargian) we will have 10 persons of your choice to aid your every need.
they can convienently be done in your sleep as you dream, but you may want to consider changing your sheets afterwards.
Originally posted by sad_but_true
Please take tiem to read the origins of Fishtian (http://www.vagrantsavior.com/ninja.htm)
psh, the whole thing smacks with effort, join the fishtian religion and you can expect work like this every day, believe in the true god, me, the god you can trust.
blaargian is the only religion with corporate slogans. and cool ads. can your god do this? (dances)
charly horse
03/22/03, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by tsunamiglory
how come fish doesn't talk to me on aim? but he talks to bill???
:(
everyone should talk to me on aim
im not muahahahahahah o well
charly horse
03/22/03, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by blaarg
blaargian is the only religion with corporate slogans. and cool ads. can your god do this? (dances)
i am blaargs wife...................
which means im gods wife...and i own u all!!!! muahahahaha im going to take over the world!
Originally posted by alsublimereject
i am blaargs wife...................
that's the last time i get wasted in mexico.
Poetic Silver
03/23/03, 04:29 AM
And people wonder why there are holy wars......
-Ag
NOFXdesendents5
03/23/03, 04:58 AM
im blaargian now
fucking shibby:cool:
charly horse
03/23/03, 06:28 AM
muahahahahha i get to be god's wife im so excited!
Originally posted by alsublimereject
muahahahahha i get to be god's wife im so excited!
god's a bigamist, don't get too excited, i also go in and out of talking in 3rd person.
theused_FSF
03/23/03, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by NOFXdesendents5
im blaargian now
fucking shibby:cool:
yeah, im blaargian as well
"family. isnt it about time"
from the church of blaarg of the latter day saints.
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