View Full Version : Shitting Your Pants: Is there a stigma?
I shat myself on the subway and couldn't do anything about it.
DejaNew
07/02/09, 06:01 PM
I shit my pants walking to school once, I was late because of it.
I shit my pants walking to school once, I was late because of it.
ouch. i shit my pants walking home from school and cried in the bath tub all night because of it.
i shat my pants before my high school physics exam
muttley
07/02/09, 06:19 PM
I can already tell that this is going to be a great thread.
omg. i never did that. but i was real close once on a bus heading home.
saysmydoctor
07/02/09, 06:34 PM
You'll be known as 'shants' forever.
fightinirish217
07/02/09, 06:35 PM
He called the shit poop!
You know, there is a stigma when it comes to shitting your pants. But if you think about it, it's totally unmerited. I could shit my pants to get out of any situation, NO questions asked.
"Hey boss, gotta go home early... I shit my pants."
"Sorry. You're cute and everything but I... I shit my pants. Bye"
"Sorry Mom, I'm gonna be late to cousin Levi's Bar Mitzvah, I shit myself bad this time!"
Oh I'm going to cherish the day I can genuinely use a poopy pants excuse!
.invisible ink.
07/02/09, 07:13 PM
it sounds like you don't have long to wait to use your excuse considering your history detailed in this thread alone.
bigblue2015
07/02/09, 08:44 PM
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
BrennanHickson
07/02/09, 09:39 PM
Official Thread Smiley:
:shit:
makeshiftmind
07/02/09, 09:46 PM
apparently it doesn't count as foreplay:shrug:
apparently it doesn't count as foreplay:shrug:
who knew?
quarterhorse101
07/02/09, 10:29 PM
apparently it doesn't count as foreplay:shrug:
hey i'm sure you could find someone who'd enjoy it.
/2 girls....
Charles777
07/02/09, 10:31 PM
I shat myself laughing at this thread
makeshiftmind
07/02/09, 10:36 PM
hey i'm sure you could find someone who'd enjoy it.
/2 girls....
;-)
good god if i could meet those two girls i would let them shit on me.
I shat myself whilst playing a show. I kept playing and cleaned myself up afterwards.
walshknilb281
07/03/09, 06:05 AM
You know, there is a stigma when it comes to shitting your pants. But if you think about it, it's totally unmerited. I could shit my pants to get out of any situation, NO questions asked.
"Hey boss, gotta go home early... I shit my pants."
"Sorry. You're cute and everything but I... I shit my pants. Bye"
"Sorry Mom, I'm gonna be late to cousin Levi's Bar Mitzvah, I shit myself bad this time!"
Oh I'm going to cherish the day I can genuinely use a poopy pants excuse!
my friend skipped school once to go to this party that half the school went to and when questioned he said this. (I quote this from an essay he wrote and gave to me to proofread for his english class in college)
The principal stared at me and started off the meeting by saying "Chris before you even try to deny anything I've checked with all your teachers and you did not attend any of your classes Friday. Now what would you like to tell me?"
I shrugged and took a deep breath like i was ashamed and began, "Mr. Hurstack I did not want to have to tell anyone this but I guess I have to. I was on my way to homeroom Friday morning and I lost control. I crapped my pants. I didn't know what to do so I just hid in the bathroom all day and read Richard the third like three times.
He asked why I didn't go the nurse. I said I was wearing sweatpants and it seeped through so I just hid.
Its sad that it worked because he only got a detention while the rest of the kids that skipped got suspended. You cannot deny shit.
You know, there is a stigma when it comes to shitting your pants. But if you think about it, it's totally unmerited. I could shit my pants to get out of any situation, NO questions asked.
"Hey boss, gotta go home early... I shit my pants."
"Sorry. You're cute and everything but I... I shit my pants. Bye"
"Sorry Mom, I'm gonna be late to cousin Levi's Bar Mitzvah, I shit myself bad this time!"
Oh I'm going to cherish the day I can genuinely use a poopy pants excuse!
This is actually quite good.
bobcatbob18
07/03/09, 07:16 AM
I was at Meijer one time when my stomach gurgled and I knew it was go time. Naturally I was on the other end of the store, so I was clenched and speed walked all the way to the front of the store. As fate would have it, I get to the bathroom and both stalls are taken up. At the point my eyes were tearing up and I couldn't hold it any longer.
I shit myself in a bathroom WAITING FOR A STALL TO OPEN.
Oops I crapped my pants...
I was at Meijer one time when my stomach gurgled and I knew it was go time. Naturally I was on the other end of the store, so I was clenched and speed walked all the way to the front of the store. As fate would have it, I get to the bathroom and both stalls are taken up. At the point my eyes were tearing up and I couldn't hold it any longer.
I shit myself in a bathroom WAITING FOR A STALL TO OPEN.
Oh god, that sounded like it really was unbearable. I feel for you.
slinger
07/03/09, 08:58 AM
This is the reason we wear tight boxers, so if you do end up crapping yourself it won't run down your leg.
killerswells
07/03/09, 01:42 PM
I was at Meijer one time when my stomach gurgled and I knew it was go time. Naturally I was on the other end of the store, so I was clenched and speed walked all the way to the front of the store. As fate would have it, I get to the bathroom and both stalls are taken up. At the point my eyes were tearing up and I couldn't hold it any longer.
I shit myself in a bathroom WAITING FOR A STALL TO OPEN.
hahahaha that is awful man.
i was at the grocery store in the checkout line with my ex a while back, and shes like, i gotta hit the bathroom brb, she comes back and her clothes are covered in piss. she had gone to the bathroom and the stalls were full, she couldnt hold it and pissed herself. i laughed so hard as she glared at me and ran out of the store. i made her put a towel down on my seats before i would drive her home.
hahahaha that is awful man.
i was at the grocery store in the checkout line with my ex a while back, and shes like, i gotta hit the bathroom brb, she comes back and her clothes are covered in piss. she had gone to the bathroom and the stalls were full, she couldnt hold it and pissed herself. i laughed so hard as she glared at me and ran out of the store. i made her put a towel down on my seats before i would drive her home.
:-0 Embarassing!!!!
I have defied this....shitting pants business thus far....
zion the lion
07/03/09, 02:23 PM
one of my friends sharted when we were messing around doing fart jokes at the hospital.
onetwentyseven
07/03/09, 02:40 PM
last summer, my friends and i were enjoying a nice lunch at Quiznos, and all of a sudden my friend starts shaking and laughing, and my other friend and i kept asking him what was wrong and he says "i think i shit my pants."
We some how convinced him that he didnt, and kept eating, but when we left, everyone in Quizno's got eerily quiet and when we got outside, that same friend had a big brown circle on the seat of his pants, and he indeed had shit himself hahahahaaha. I think the funniest part was driving him home, because we made him sit on a couple pieces of paper and when he got up, those too were covered with the brown....
it was the funniest/most disgusting lunch ever, to say the least hahaha.
muttley
07/03/09, 02:43 PM
one of my friends sharted when we were messing around doing fart jokes at the hospital.
What a convenient place to shit your pants.
quarterhorse101
07/03/09, 03:16 PM
last summer, my friends and i were enjoying a nice lunch at Quiznos, and all of a sudden my friend starts shaking and laughing, and my other friend and i kept asking him what was wrong and he says "i think i shit my pants."
We some how convinced him that he didnt, and kept eating, but when we left, everyone in Quizno's got eerily quiet and when we got outside, that same friend had a big brown circle on the seat of his pants, and he indeed had shit himself hahahahaaha. I think the funniest part was driving him home, because we made him sit on a couple pieces of paper and when he got up, those too were covered with the brown....
it was the funniest/most disgusting lunch ever, to say the least hahaha.
ew. I hope you took pictures.
thehereaway
07/04/09, 02:40 AM
Funny how i was looking at this thread yesterday feeling smug, then i go and shit my pants this morning...so embarrassed, not embarrassed enough that i wont post it on an internet forum though. Shit happens.
Funny how i was looking at this thread yesterday feeling smug, then i go and shit my pants this morning...so embarrassed, not embarrassed enough that i wont post it on an internet forum though. Shit happens.
lolpun??
I forgot to say how amazing the title to this thread is btw
OldJersey
07/04/09, 04:02 AM
One of my earliest memories is shitting myself at blockbuster, kinda strange.....
killerswells
07/04/09, 04:05 AM
Funny how i was looking at this thread yesterday feeling smug, then i go and shit my pants this morning...so embarrassed, not embarrassed enough that i wont post it on an internet forum though. Shit happens.
hahahahaha it truly does.
iAMhollyood315
07/04/09, 08:01 AM
anyone get pants-shitting drunk?
cowlord
07/04/09, 08:13 AM
I shat my pants in front of UDF with 3 of my friends around.
bigblue2015
07/04/09, 08:43 AM
I can't believe how many people in here have actually shit their pants before....I guess I have good control of my bowels? I didn't really know it was that common.
Anderson
07/04/09, 09:04 AM
You know, there is a stigma when it comes to shitting your pants. But if you think about it, it's totally unmerited. I could shit my pants to get out of any situation, NO questions asked.
"Hey boss, gotta go home early... I shit my pants."
"Sorry. You're cute and everything but I... I shit my pants. Bye"
"Sorry Mom, I'm gonna be late to cousin Levi's Bar Mitzvah, I shit myself bad this time!"
Oh I'm going to cherish the day I can genuinely use a poopy pants excuse!
One of my mates was on the way home from the pub realised he needed to go and tried to run home. He realised he wouldn't make it so headed into a side alley to go. When he came out he announced that he didn't make it. Having got home and cleaned himself up he proudly told this story to all our mates. He figured that since he wasn't alone this story would get out and he might as well tell it on his terms.
As a post script to this story, we were in the pub a few weeks later with his girlfriend and one of her friends. Her friend had borrowed some clothes before going out and about halfway through the evening he announced loudly that she was now wearing the trousers that he was wearing when he shat his pants.
patpratt
07/04/09, 09:07 AM
one of my best friends shit his pants while he was playing a varsity tennis match.
thehereaway
07/04/09, 09:14 AM
I can't believe how many people in here have actually shit their pants before....I guess I have good control of my bowels? I didn't really know it was that common.
Your time will come
bigblue2015
07/04/09, 09:16 AM
Your time will come
Haha I just hope it doesn't come at an inopportune time, like say, my wedding or something.
thehereaway
07/04/09, 09:29 AM
Haha I just hope it doesn't come at an inopportune time, like say, my wedding or something.
Haha, that would be fucking hilarious. My dad once shit the bed when he was having sex with some woman, i imagine thats quite the mood breaker unless you're into that sort of thing. It came out of no where for me this morning, i went to let out a comical fart, but as soon as i released what happened i froze and thought 'shit...' (literally) - it wiped the smile off my face thats for sure. In fact this was my exact reaction...
http://www.weavils.com/bill-o-reilly.png
I had curry for dinner, thought i had to fart but i just shat myself.
This happened 10 minutes ago. I'm in a fresh pair of boxers and my chair is clean.
BryterJonah
07/04/09, 10:31 AM
I was on the verge of exploding in a Wal-Mart. Didn't even know where a bathroom was so I was left clenching in an aisle with jelly and peanut butter. My stomach is churning and my face is beating down drops of sweat. All the sudden I walk one way and I feel it, a lump bumping down my leg. Now I was trapped. I didn't want to walk, smearing this little bastard all over my legs, so I did a shake down. Had to be subtle because this particular aisle would not fucking clear up. So eventually I shake it out of me and it's laying on the ground.
But I can't just walk away from a lone shit with people in around, so I step on it. Brown streaks to freedom ensued afterwards.
I had curry for dinner, thought i had to fart but i just shat myself.
This happened 10 minutes ago. I'm in a fresh pair of boxers and my chair is clean.
I don't know what I should find more disgusting, your shitty pants or the fact you ate curry.
abbysmith
07/04/09, 10:57 AM
I have a friend who shits her pants really often, and then proceeds to tell me about it. I don't know why she thinks it's so funny, if I ever shat my pants I would be too embarrassed to tell anyone. Luckily for me I haven't shit my pants since I was a baby.
chrisstahl
07/04/09, 12:17 PM
My band was recording once and our bass player at the time shit himself during a take. He stopped playing and told us what happened and went to the bathroom. He took off his underwear and put them in a plastic grocery bag and tied it up and just placed it on the pool table. The engineer was like WTF.
chrisstahl
07/04/09, 12:22 PM
I was on the verge of exploding in a Wal-Mart. Didn't even know where a bathroom was so I was left clenching in an aisle with jelly and peanut butter. My stomach is churning and my face is beating down drops of sweat. All the sudden I walk one way and I feel it, a lump bumping down my leg. Now I was trapped. I didn't want to walk, smearing this little bastard all over my legs, so I did a shake down. Had to be subtle because this particular aisle would not fucking clear up. So eventually I shake it out of me and it's laying on the ground.
But I can't just walk away from a lone shit with people in around, so I step on it. Brown streaks to freedom ensued afterwards.
great story. i think it would have been okay to leave it though. stepping on it was unnecessary IMO.
apsterling
07/04/09, 12:28 PM
I shat myself at Disneyworld once when I was like, 6. It was result of the food, so basically I wound up buying new Mickey Mouse underwear and life was good. I've had several close calls though.
thehereaway
07/04/09, 12:37 PM
I shat myself at Disneyworld once when I was like, 6. It was result of the food, so basically I wound up buying new Mickey Mouse underwear and life was good. I've had several close calls though.
A perfect example of the good that can come out of a pooped pants situation.
bladerdude360
07/04/09, 12:55 PM
I got kicked out of a pizza hut once because I shit my pants. I was laughing so hard and went for a fart and didn't feel it coming. It was both hilarious and humiliating.
thespearkid
07/04/09, 01:05 PM
I never have. You guys are weird.
takemyhand
07/04/09, 01:16 PM
You'll be known as 'shants' forever.
http://i01.bdbphotos.com/2L/09/0000533209-89256L.jpg
bigblue2015
07/04/09, 02:30 PM
http://i01.bdbphotos.com/2L/09/0000533209-89256L.jpg
hahahahaha
WhitestKidUKnow
07/04/09, 02:32 PM
I've sharted my pants once. does that count?
I have a friend who shits her pants really often, and then proceeds to tell me about it. I don't know why she thinks it's so funny,.
....this is wrong.
PezMullet
07/04/09, 03:32 PM
http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2008/poop-marathon-runner.jpg
thehereaway
07/04/09, 04:20 PM
hahaha, quality
BryterJonah
07/04/09, 04:23 PM
I nearly shat the first time I read the thread title. Made my day.
Mibabalou
07/04/09, 04:29 PM
I shat myself at Disneyworld once when I was like, 6. It was result of the food, so basically I wound up buying new Mickey Mouse underwear and life was good. I've had several close calls though.
i think i did this same exact thing
same age as well
abbysmith
07/04/09, 08:56 PM
....this is wrong.
I know. I'd really prefer she didn't tell me.
quarterhorse101
07/04/09, 09:03 PM
http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2008/poop-marathon-runner.jpg
mm I'm pretending this is chunky multicolored peanut butter pudding :/
I know. I'd really prefer she didn't tell me.
I'm still trying to fathom why you would do it in the first place...
thespearkid
07/05/09, 12:32 PM
mm I'm pretending this is chunky multicolored peanut butter pudding :/
The "mmm" at the beginning makes this post a little more creepy than it has to be.
abbysmith
07/05/09, 12:54 PM
I'm still trying to fathom why you would do it in the first place...
I have no idea, but I'm starting to think she has a problem.
I have no idea, but I'm starting to think she has a problem.
http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/o_rly.jpg
AsItFallsApart
07/05/09, 01:09 PM
http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2008/poop-marathon-runner.jpg
how does so much work its way to the crotch for how fluid it looks?
zion the lion
07/05/09, 01:46 PM
I'm still skeptical about this shitting your pants thing. I mean...really? How the hell does that work unless youre really fucking sick and shit's just flying out of your ass every time you exhale.
thespearkid
07/05/09, 02:28 PM
OP, when you shit yourself, did you think about posting about it on PL within the first sixty seconds?
OP, when you shit yourself, did you think about posting about it on PL within the first sixty seconds?
I write down in my diary first. Then I post it in my blog. Then I post it on AP.
...then I clean up.
SmokieB.High
07/05/09, 07:51 PM
Shit my pants while on a date and had to tell her... she called me back
Shit my pants while on a date and had to tell her... she called me back
hahaha, omg!! OMG!
quarterhorse101
07/05/09, 08:08 PM
The "mmm" at the beginning makes this post a little more creepy than it has to be.
it was a pensive 'mm' ... please believe me haha, I reread it and was just as creeped out as you were by my words
thespearkid
07/05/09, 08:49 PM
it was a pensive 'mm' ... please believe me haha, I reread it and was just as creeped out as you were by my words
I just thought you might have a feces fetish for a second there.
lovely864md
07/05/09, 09:38 PM
What the fuck are you people eating?
new_arbiter
07/05/09, 09:42 PM
What the fuck are you people eating?
http://www.realclearsports.com/blog/taco-bell.gif
great when you're out late, but you'll pay for it the next day!
jwicklun
07/05/09, 09:44 PM
during one of my cross country races, I shit myself midway. Longstory short, I had to finish the last 1.5 miles with a huge brown spot in my pants with a whole crowd watching me as I ran with shit in my pants. I did pretty well in the race though.
lovely864md
07/05/09, 09:47 PM
http://www.realclearsports.com/blog/taco-bell.gif
great when you're out late, but you'll pay for it the next day!
I'm going to thank vegetarianism for the reason that I don't have this problem then.
during one of my cross country races, I shit myself midway. Longstory short, I had to finish the last 1.5 miles with a huge brown spot in my pants with a whole crowd watching me as I ran with shit in my pants. I did pretty well in the race though.
did you look like the dude on that picture, a few pages back?
jwicklun
07/05/09, 09:50 PM
did you look like the dude on that picture, a few pages back?
not quite as bad, there was dripping in the back, not much in the front. Kinda gross, but I was more worried about winning the race.
new_arbiter
07/05/09, 09:58 PM
I'm going to thank vegetarianism for the reason that I don't have this problem then.
It drove rivers cuomo to vegetarianism.
http://i41.tinypic.com/eg6zx2.jpg
quarterhorse101
07/05/09, 10:01 PM
I just thought you might have a feces fetish for a second there.
umm nope that is not one of them :P
quarterhorse101
07/05/09, 10:01 PM
It drove rivers cuomo to vegetarianism.
http://i41.tinypic.com/eg6zx2.jpg
that is a horrible picture of a beautiful man.
new_arbiter
07/05/09, 10:07 PM
that is a horrible picture of a beautiful man who just shit himself
WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING A GLAMOUR SHOT?
adam289
07/05/09, 10:07 PM
lol love the thread title and i can't believe how many people have shat their pants before.
quarterhorse101
07/05/09, 10:15 PM
WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING A GLAMOUR SHOT?
umm YEAH! it would be appreciated!!! he's pretty foxy... usually haha
boooo avatar. did you just change it?
new_arbiter
07/05/09, 10:18 PM
What? You are confused, young lady. I bid you farewell!
The Summer Ends
07/05/09, 10:29 PM
When I was like 8 years old, I shit my pants in a bathroom waiting for my plane to come. My parents' alarm didn't go off, so when they got up, we had to haul ass to the airport. I was complaining about having to shit for a while, but my dad was (understandably) in too much of a hurry to make a pit stop. We finally get to the airport, and I run as fast as I can to the bathroom. As soon as I open the door, I feel it explode out of my ass. I still remember my little lizard covered boxers as I pulled my pants down to inspect the damage. I cleaned them off as much as possible, and ran back to my parents as they were boarding the plane. A few minutes into the flight, my dad leans over to me and goes "Wes....did you remember to wipe when you went to the bathroom?" I said yeah and it must be someone else he smells.
I went the entire vacation without anyone knowing what happened.
Wildness774
07/05/09, 10:35 PM
http://www.realclearsports.com/blog/taco-bell.gif
great when you're out late, but you'll pay for it the next day!
ROFL
Wildness774
07/05/09, 10:37 PM
during one of my cross country races, I shit myself midway. Longstory short, I had to finish the last 1.5 miles with a huge brown spot in my pants with a whole crowd watching me as I ran with shit in my pants. I did pretty well in the race though.
o man i ran cross country too
running and shitting go hand and hand
u have to get every speck out of you before the race
i've had too many close callz
zion the lion
07/05/09, 10:41 PM
o man i ran cross country too
running and shitting go hand and hand
u have to get every speck out of you before the race
i've had too many close callz
I must be the only one who hasnt heard of this running shitting phenomenon
i shit my pants on christmas, happy birthday jesus
deFobbed14yrs
08/02/09, 10:18 AM
toys r us when i was realllllll litttle. i musta been really excited about a toy or something.
toys r us when i was realllllll litttle. i musta been really excited about a toy or something.
Aw, haha, that's hilarious.
amour faux
08/02/09, 02:24 PM
i shat my pants once after school my senior year. one of my friends was with me and i excused myself to go to the bathroom and clean myself. sad day. :(
LaDiabla
08/02/09, 04:50 PM
Wer denkt Sex ist geil, der war noch nie richtig kacken.
/thread
That picture of the man running and shitting his shorts made me gag.
allisterkid
08/03/09, 02:24 AM
This is like hands down the funniest thread I have ever read through. Every post is amazing. Thanks you to all the pant shitters that made this thread so fucking funny. There were some really good ones.
BryterJonah
08/03/09, 02:31 AM
Even with not eating meat, I still eat a shit load of bananas and mini-wheats so shitting is pretty much a hobby.
Trioxide
08/03/09, 06:32 AM
I can't believe how many people in here have actually shit their pants before....I guess I have good control of my bowels? I didn't really know it was that common.
i wonder if this could have anything to do with the anal sex thread and its stories of loss of bowel control.
Wer denkt Sex ist geil, der war noch nie richtig kacken.
/thread
holy shit.
LaDiabla
08/03/09, 06:40 AM
holy shit.
indeed. schülervz does deliver.
indeed. schülervz does deliver.
dude, you scare me.
LaDiabla
08/03/09, 06:46 AM
dude, you scare me.
erst jetzt? what do you think of my awesome new avatar, incase you cant read it, it says 'blasen' one of my favorite graffities in town.
erst jetzt? what do you think of my awesome new avatar, incase you cant read it, it says 'blasen' one of my favorite graffities in town.
haha, did you make that graffity? i was a big fan of that bird and that elephant, so i'm a little disappointed. but blasen is fine, too. lol.
Animalhill
08/03/09, 06:54 AM
erst jetzt? what do you think of my awesome new avatar, incase you cant read it, it says 'blasen' one of my favorite graffities in town.
I'm an ignorant, monolingual American. Tanslate?
LaDiabla
08/03/09, 06:58 AM
haha, did you make that graffity? i was a big fan of that bird and that elephant, so i'm a little disappointed. but blasen is fine, too. lol.
haha, no I didnt make it, but I would like to know the person that did it..its also nice that the artist but it on a t-mobile stromkasten hahaha
I'm an ignorant, monolingual American. Tanslate?
blasen in that sense means blowing, ie BJ ;)
Animalhill
08/03/09, 07:03 AM
haha, no I didnt make it, but I would like to know the person that did it..its also nice that the artist but it on a t-mobile stromkasten hahaha
blasen in that sense means blowing, ie BJ ;)
haha I figured it something to that effect from basic etymology, but didn't want to jump to any offensive conclusions ;-)
LaDiabla
08/03/09, 07:24 AM
haha I figured it something to that effect from basic etymology, but didn't want to jump to any offensive conclusions ;-)
Oh you know I wouldn't be offended by something like that...
Animalhill
08/03/09, 07:26 AM
Oh you know I wouldn't be offended by something like that...
Quite right- I should of known better. There really is no one that should be offended by that, given that it is part of our animalistic instinct/conquest to stimulate our senses.
LaDiabla
08/03/09, 07:29 AM
Quite right- I should of known better. There really is no one that should be offended by that, given that it is part of our animalistic instinct/conquest to stimulate our senses.
Exactly, there's nothing wrong with giving some fellatio or receiving it...
Animalhill
08/03/09, 07:32 AM
Exactly, there's nothing wrong with giving some fellatio or receiving it...
Most decidedly, and certainly nothing wrong at all. In fact, one of my favorite activities.
LaDiabla
08/03/09, 07:37 AM
Most decidedly, and certainly nothing wrong at all. In fact, one of my favorite activities.
I love to give them, if I like the guy...haha
Animalhill
08/03/09, 07:40 AM
I love to give them, if I like the guy...haha
haha well then, in turn, that makes you the perfect girl. ;-)
rising_tied
08/03/09, 07:40 AM
Yea at school I used to eat the only thing that tasted like real food Chicken Noodle soup but it made my stomach feel weird everyfucking time.. One day I didnt go to the bathroom and knew the ride home wasnt gonna be pretty.. I got bubble guts pulling outta the parking lot and started speeding to drop off my 2 female friends that i was too embarrassed to ask for there Banos... And I didnt wanna bomb my taco shop I always go to.. So I start singin to the music like that was gonna make my stomach forget ... The bass hit and my stomach started yelling at me to find somewhere NOW but it was too late... I was too far from anywhere shittable.
Yup I still dred that traffic light everytime I pass it.. I shit my pants and the way I was sitting it made my balls elevate and everything.. I was so disgusted with myself I cryd a little and stood in the shower for a few hours.. I didnt wanna sit down ever again for that feeling would stay with me for weeks to come.
Animalhill
08/03/09, 07:49 AM
Yea at school I used to eat the only thing that tasted like real food Chicken Noodle soup but it made my stomach feel weird everyfucking time.. One day I didnt go to the bathroom and knew the ride home wasnt gonna be pretty.. I got bubble guts pulling outta the parking lot and started speeding to drop off my 2 female friends that i was too embarrassed to ask for there Banos... And I didnt wanna bomb my taco shop I always go to.. So I start singin to the music like that was gonna make my stomach forget ... The bass hit and my stomach started yelling at me to find somewhere NOW but it was too late... I was too far from anywhere shittable.
Yup I still dred that traffic light everytime I pass it.. I shit my pants and the way I was sitting it made my balls elevate and everything.. I was so disgusted with myself I cryd a little and stood in the shower for a few hours.. I didnt wanna sit down ever again for that feeling would stay with me for weeks to come.
This is fucking disgusting.
And very, very sad.
rising_tied
08/03/09, 07:50 AM
tell me about it... It was my pants
LaDiabla
08/03/09, 07:56 AM
haha well then, in turn, that makes you the perfect girl. ;-)
well naturally I am the perfect girl;-)
Animalhill
08/03/09, 07:58 AM
well naturally I am the perfect girl;-)
I forget the date of our wedding...what is it again?
Unless, of course, you wish to skip the perfunctory frivolity of such a ceremony and cut directly to the chase.
LaDiabla
08/03/09, 07:59 AM
I forget the date of our wedding...what is it again?
Unless, of course, you wish to skip the perfunctory frivolity of such a ceremony and cut directly to the chase.
lets cut directly to the chase...
youre moving to pennsylvania right?
maybe I'm in new york next summer
LaDiabla
08/03/09, 08:00 AM
haha, did you make that graffity? i was a big fan of that bird and that elephant, so i'm a little disappointed. but blasen is fine, too. lol.
hey, Ich bin ab morgen in baden-w. bei meiner oma, vielleicht in Ulm und im LEGOLAAAAND!!!!
hey, Ich bin ab morgen in baden-w. bei meiner oma, vielleicht in Ulm und im LEGOLAAAAND!!!!
oha, sauber. was treibt dich nach ulm?
Animalhill
08/03/09, 08:05 AM
lets cut directly to the chase...
youre moving to pennsylvania right?
maybe I'm in new york next summer
I agree.
Should you be in New York next summer, I will indeed be living in Philly, from which, via train, I can be in NYC in an hour and a half.
LaDiabla
08/03/09, 08:06 AM
oha, sauber. was treibt dich nach ulm?
ja weils in der nähe ist und meine oma keinen bock auf stuttgart hat...ich ulm aber langweilig:-d
ABER LEGOLAAAAAND!!!!
LaDiabla
08/03/09, 08:09 AM
I agree.
Should you be in New York next summer, I will indeed be living in Philly, from which, via train, I can be in NYC in an hour and a half.
http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/That-Is-Excellent-MrBurns.jpg
Animalhill
08/03/09, 08:10 AM
http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/That-Is-Excellent-MrBurns.jpg
:-d Indeed, indeed.
killerswells
08/03/09, 08:11 AM
I love to give them, if I like the guy...haha
hmmm you like me, right?
LaDiabla
08/03/09, 08:12 AM
hmmm you like me, right?
a little, yeah.
why?
ja weils in der nähe ist und meine oma keinen bock auf stuttgart hat...ich ulm aber langweilig:-d
ABER LEGOLAAAAAND!!!!
hm legoland ist nicht nur für kleine kinder? :-|
ULMMMM xD
killerswells
08/03/09, 08:18 AM
a little, yeah.
why?
i like you. :flirt:
LaDiabla
08/03/09, 08:18 AM
hm legoland ist nicht nur für kleine kinder? :-|
ULMMMM xD
legoland is sooo cool ja!
lol Ulm is langweilig:-d
LaDiabla
08/03/09, 08:19 AM
i like you. :flirt:
i love how were having 2 conversations at the same time hahah :flirt:
killerswells
08/03/09, 08:21 AM
i love how were having 2 conversations at the same time hahah :flirt:
thats bc we are awesome. in fact, i just pooped my pants thinking about how awesome we are.
Animalhill
08/03/09, 08:22 AM
i like you. :flirt:
Weren't you just telling me how much you love dudes???? You know, that whole "finally coming out of the closet" speech you just made in the work thread?
LaDiabla
08/03/09, 08:23 AM
thats bc we are awesome. in fact, i just pooped my pants thinking about how awesome we are.
oh that was the noise you were making....it all makes sense now...good thing this isnt with smell.
killerswells
08/03/09, 08:47 AM
Weren't you just telling me how much you love dudes???? You know, that whole "finally coming out of the closet" speech you just made in the work thread?
dammit sam, you are always ruining my chances with the ladies...
oh that was the noise you were making....it all makes sense now...good thing this isnt with smell.
yes. oh the smell is simply delightful.
Animalhill
08/03/09, 08:48 AM
dammit sam, you are always ruining my chances with the ladies...
yes. oh the smell is simply delightful.
haha just fucking around mang. SO BORED AT WORK. I want drugs.......
LaDiabla
08/03/09, 08:51 AM
dammit sam, you are always ruining my chances with the ladies...
yes. oh the smell is simply delightful.
oh i bet it is...
haha just fucking around mang. SO BORED AT WORK. I want drugs.......
this. my dealer is fucking MIA since saturday and I need WEEEEED!!!!!
Animalhill
08/03/09, 08:58 AM
oh i bet it is...
this. my dealer is fucking MIA since saturday and I need WEEEEED!!!!!
haha I hear you, my town is really dry right now (though I miraculously tracked down some grand daddy purp last night).
However, my comment was directed to slightly more sinister substances, which I am currently trying very, very hard to avoid.
LaDiabla
08/03/09, 09:00 AM
haha I hear you, my town is really dry right now (though I miraculously tracked down some grand daddy purp last night).
However, my comment was directed to slightly more sinister substances, which I am currently trying very, very hard to avoid.
fucking summer.
i would go for some blow or pep right now...
Animalhill
08/03/09, 09:01 AM
fucking summer.
i would go for some blow or pep right now...
Now you catch my drift. I am trying very, very hard not to let this happen while simultaneously trying to hook it up... bah.
Rey1789
08/03/09, 09:18 AM
one time in the middle of class there was a really, really bad smell in the room and nobody said anything but everyone was covering their noses. the smell got so bad that even the teacher noticed and said, "whoever is making the smell has to go to the bathroom right now!" no body got up but about two minutes later a guy got up and asked to go toilet. when he turned around there was a brown patch on his ass and the second he left everyone burst out laughing cause we all thought that somebody was just farting. but the worst part is that when he got to the toilet he obviously wasn't done cause the entire bathroom stunk for about an entire week and all the guys in the school had to use the girls bathroom. to this day if he trys make fun of anyone, for anything, doesn't matter who they are, they just bring up the time he shit himself.:-d
_Sumeet_
08/03/09, 10:55 AM
He called the shit poop!
ah man, great movie
one time in the middle of class there was a really, really bad smell in the room and nobody said anything but everyone was covering their noses. the smell got so bad that even the teacher noticed and said, "whoever is making the smell has to go to the bathroom right now!" no body got up but about two minutes later a guy got up and asked to go toilet. when he turned around there was a brown patch on his ass and the second he left everyone burst out laughing cause we all thought that somebody was just farting. but the worst part is that when he got to the toilet he obviously wasn't done cause the entire bathroom stunk for about an entire week and all the guys in the school had to use the girls bathroom. to this day if he trys make fun of anyone, for anything, doesn't matter who they are, they just bring up the time he shit himself.:-d
Oh lord. That's just hilarious. I vaguely remember peeing myself when I was like in 2nd grade, but that's not TOO uncommon at that age. I don't think I've ever shat myself in class.
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