I'm a huge slut

[WakeUpBlondie]

What should I do about it?

[Kassie09]

u need 2 respect wiminz more bro

[AlinA82688]

please retire from the internet

[Alou]

Lol

[makeshiftmind]

lets cyper

[WakeUpBlondie]

lets cyper

a/s/l?

[argg_xo]

lets cyper
only logical answer.

[makeshiftmind]

a/s/l?
12/m/Cali;-)

[the v hunter]

a/s/l?
HAHAHA

[WakeUpBlondie]

12/m/Cali;-)

old enough/doesn't matter/ the internets

[makeshiftmind]

lets do this

[the v hunter]

ewwie hahahahha

[makeshiftmind]

ewwie hahahahha
:gay:

[the v hunter]

:gay:
hahah hey! i'm not gay, you're just 12

[WakeUpBlondie]

hahah hey! i'm not gay, you're just 12

Age is irrelevant in cybering. n00dz?

[jesse_hitz]

everything

[bigblue2015]

hahah hey! i'm not gay, you're just 12

...said Michael Jackson.

[makeshiftmind]

hahah hey! i'm not gay, you're just 12
age aint nothing but a number

[the v hunter]

Age is irrelevant in cybering. n00dz?
yessir, just joined today .. thanks for the valuble info!! :D

[the v hunter]

...said Michael Jackson.
i actually LOL'd .. though i'd normally say "too soon" since he's dead

[makeshiftmind]

old enough/doesn't matter/ the internets
:gay:

[cauterize_this]

Go find yourself a real slut and ask her advice. She'll know best! My guess is she'll probably tell you to charge more ;)

[apsterling]

This thread failed.
But I heard Gabe Saporta teaches lessons.

[makeshiftmind]

Go find yourself a real slut and ask her advice. She'll know best! My guess is she'll probably tell you to charge more ;)
or call her pimp cause he's a straight up freak

[WakeUpBlondie]

Go find yourself a real slut and ask her advice. She'll know best! My guess is she'll probably tell you to charge more ;)

Can I have some advice?

[bigblue2015]

yessir, just joined today .. thanks for the valuble info!! :D

By "yessir" I hope you mean, "yes I have n00dz" because that would be fantastic.

i actually LOL'd .. though i'd normally say "too soon" since he's dead

Never too soon.

[the v hunter]

Can I have some advice?
PWNEDDDD!!!! this is me right now .. :gay:

[the v hunter]

By "yessir" I hope you mean, "yes I have n00dz" because that would be fantastic.



Never too soon.
yes i have noodz ;) , i'm fantastic! :D and yeah idc about michael jackson so whatevs haha

[cauterize_this]

Can I have some advice?


Forsure!


Go ask your mom.

[apsterling]

Woomf.

[bigblue2015]

yes i have noodz ;) , i'm fantastic! :D and yeah idc about michael jackson so whatevs haha

New. favorite. poster.

You're going to fit in really well here.

[the v hunter]

New. favorite. poster.

You're going to fit in really well here.
yesssss thank ya ;) i'm totes adding u as a friend, can i do that or is it too nooz-y

[the v hunter]

New. favorite. poster.

You're going to fit in really well here.
noodz-y*

[apsterling]

Only if she can remember everyone's favorite 4 letter word that starts with a.

[WakeUpBlondie]

Forsure!


Go ask your mom.

2005 called, they want their joke back.

[apsterling]

2005 called, they want their joke back.

2009 called, they said it's the year of the remake.

[the v hunter]

Only if she can remember everyone's favorite 4 letter word that starts with a.
aw crap .. how can i remember anything if i just joined this like an hour ago??
shot in the dark .. "AWAR"

shit idk, sorry i'm a noodz..

[WakeUpBlondie]

2009 called, they said it's the year of the remake.

2004 called, I have a huge dildo stuck in my ass.

[bigblue2015]

yesssss thank ya ;) i'm totes adding u as a friend, can i do that or is it too nooz-y

Hahah you can do that, the noodz-y's are just an added benefit, entirely optional.

[cauterize_this]

2005 called, they want their joke back.



You're so funny, I almost forgot to laugh!



Yeah, I know 2003 will be calling for that one ;)

[the v hunter]

Hahah you can do that, the noodz-y's are just an added benefit, entirely optional.
yesss i have 2 friends :D that's more than i have in real life!

[cauterize_this]

2009 called, they said it's the year of the remake.



Lol! Love it.

[bigblue2015]

yesss i have 2 friends :D that's more than i have in real life!

I call bullshit

[WakeUpBlondie]

I´m still a slut, this IS NOT solving the problem

[apsterling]

aw crap .. how can i remember anything if i just joined this like an hour ago??
shot in the dark .. "AWAR"

shit idk, sorry i'm a noodz..

Well, in this forum in particular, most questions (especially for those that may or may not be a TL;DR type post) are often met with the all-powerful and ever-descriptive and suggestive answer of "anal".

[cauterize_this]

yesss i have 2 friends :D that's more than i have in real life!


I call attention seeking!

[the v hunter]

Well, in this forum in particular, most questions (especially for those that may or may not be a TL;DR type post) are often met with the all-powerful and ever-descriptive and suggestive answer of "anal".
anal

i win :)

[makeshiftmind]

I call attention seeking!
I call jealousy:-d

[the v hunter]

I call bullshit
hahah you got me. anal

[the v hunter]

I call jealousy:-d
HAHA :D thanks for the backup, i do not seek attention :(

[makeshiftmind]

to OP the cyper didn't do much for me, juss sayin'

[the v hunter]

to OP the cyper didn't do much for me, juss sayin'
you "cyper" on here? what is that, enlighten me..

[makeshiftmind]

HAHA :D thanks for the backup, i do not seek attention :(
no problemo!:gay:

[makeshiftmind]

you "cyper" on here? what is that, enlighten me..
http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=320983 twas a short but epic thread by a dearly beloved poster

[cauterize_this]

HAHA :D thanks for the backup, i do not seek attention :(



Everyone on here does it in their own little way..

[bigblue2015]

you "cyper" on here? what is that, enlighten me..

Cypering is AP's version of cybering. None of that morning-after regret you get from regular cybering. Just robes and wizard caps and of course, anal.

[the v hunter]

Cypering is AP's version of cybering. None of that morning-after regret you get from regular cybering. Just robes and wizard caps and of course, anal.
hahaha weird. interesting though, i'd like to hear more

[bigblue2015]

hahaha weird. interesting though, i'd like to hear more

Sure no problem, we can cyper and I'll walk you through it, you know just show you the basic in's and out's.

[the v hunter]

Sure no problem, we can cyper and I'll walk you through it, you know just show you the basic in's and out's.
hahah ok so it's like cybering through PMs?

[bigblue2015]

hahah ok so it's like cybering through PMs?

It could be, but usually it's more like exchanging n00dz of each other in various positions.


Jk

or am I?

[the v hunter]

It could be, but usually it's more like exchanging n00dz of each other in various positions.


Jk

or am I?
i thought a noodz was a new person on this site? HOW DO YOU EXCHANGE US! oh, help.

[makeshiftmind]

lol

[the v hunter]

lol
well that's a real help, dude, wat's your name? :)

[bigblue2015]

i thought a noodz was a new person on this site? HOW DO YOU EXCHANGE US! oh, help.

Hahahaha n00bs are new people, as in "newbies". n00dz are nude pictures, as in "boobies".

[makeshiftmind]

well that's a real help, dude, wat's your name? :)
no problem, I do what I can to help newbies. Hi I'm Chris :wave: nice to meet you!

[the v hunter]

Hahahaha n00bs are new people, as in "newbies". n00dz are nude pictures, as in "boobies".
OH! well in that case, you're a boy so .. and i hope u don't think i'm sending u nude pics haha that's a good joke ;)

[the v hunter]

no problem, I do what I can to help newbies. Hi I'm Chris :wave: nice to meet you!
hiya chris! i'm victoria :) anything else i should know?

[AP_Punk]

does "the_v_hunter" mean the vagina hunter?

or the virgin hunter? :O

[bigblue2015]

OH! well in that case, you're a boy so .. and i hope u don't think i'm sending u nude pics haha that's a good joke ;)

Haha it is a joke, one that you will see a lot of around here...because well, we tend to be unimaginative with our jokes.

You're a cool girl though, it has been a pleasure to help you become better acquainted with the forums.

[the v hunter]

does "the_v_hunter" mean the vagina hunter?

or the virgin hunter? :O
haha!! no actually the dear hunter is my favorite band, and my nickname is v, for victoria, so i just kinda mushed them. i didn't think of the possibility of people taking that differently lol. i don't hunt vagina's i'm straight :)

[makeshiftmind]

hiya chris! i'm victoria :) anything else i should know?
haha we covered anal and cypering and that is pretty much it for the PL forum:-p Although I would recommend you check out the band 'Driver F' if you haven't already, I have incredible man-love for that band

[the v hunter]

Haha it is a joke, one that you will see a lot of around here...because well, we tend to be unimaginative with our jokes.

You're a cool girl though, it has been a pleasure to help you become better acquainted with the forums.
haha thanks for all the help, i hope i get to see you around a ton :)

[the v hunter]

haha we covered anal and cypering and that is pretty much it for the PL forum:-p Although I would recommend you check out the band 'Driver F' if you haven't already, I have incredible man-love for that band
woohoo my first recommendation! gotta respect the man-love.. my bf tells me about his man-love for guys often. i believe it, i'll check them out now since i can't sleep haha, what are u doing up?

[AP_Punk]

haha!! no actually the dear hunter is my favorite band, and my nickname is v, for victoria, so i just kinda mushed them. i didn't think of the possibility of people taking that differently lol. i don't hunt vagina's i'm straight :)

ah i see. so you're a virgin hunter!! :-p

[bigblue2015]

haha thanks for all the help, i hope i get to see you around a ton :)

Likewise :)

[the v hunter]

ah i see. so you're a virgin hunter!! :-p
ahh totally!! lol sure let's go with that.

[makeshiftmind]

woohoo my first recommendation! gotta respect the man-love.. my bf tells me about his man-love for guys often. i believe it, i'll check them out now since i can't sleep haha, what are u doing up?
haha man-love is good in moderation...hopefully not too often:-p jk yeaaa, my sleeping pattern is all messed up! why are you up so late?

[the v hunter]

haha man-love is good in moderation...hopefully not too often:-p jk yeaaa, my sleeping pattern is all messed up! why are you up so late?
yeah me too! since school ended i've just been sleeping till noon and staying up forever lol i've also been playing the sims 3 into the wee hours of the morning .. i need i life :S hahaha

[makeshiftmind]

yeah me too! since school ended i've just been sleeping till noon and staying up forever lol i've also been playing the sims 3 into the wee hours of the morning .. i need i life :S hahaha
haha same, I'm usually out by about five. I've been trying to get back on track but I'm too lazy. Nice! used to play the orginal sims back in the day...they took my baby away:-(

[the v hunter]

haha same, I'm usually out by about five. I've been trying to get back on track but I'm too lazy. Nice! used to play the orginal sims back in the day...they took my baby away:-(
ahh you must not have been taking care of the poor thing! lol so where is toronto ontario.. upstate NY?

[makeshiftmind]

ahh you must not have been taking care of the poor thing! lol so where is toronto ontario.. upstate NY?
haha I'd usually get bored and my characters usually ended up dying, most times by fire. Very upstate, I'm in Canada dude!

[the v hunter]

haha I'd usually get bored and my characters usually ended up dying, most times by fire. Very upstate, I'm in Canada dude!
oh jeez! is it cold up there? i mean i know it's summer but still, canada is soo north! never been there .. do u have an accent?

[makeshiftmind]

oh jeez! is it cold up there? i mean i know it's summer but still, canada is soo north! never been there .. do u have an accent?
:-p haha it's not that north is it? I've gone to NY and it's like only a couple hours away! It's like burning hot up here. Nah sadly I do not have the sexy Canadian accent. lol Do you have the New Yawk accent?

[the v hunter]

:-p haha it's not that north is it? I've gone to NY and it's like only a couple hours away! It's like burning hot up here. Nah sadly I do not have the sexy Canadian accent. lol Do you have the New Yawk accent?
oh i'm sorry i have no idea where stuff is :S haha yeah i totally have the long island accent!! not proud of it but my friends from england think it's the coolest thing so i guess i'm ok with it :) btw i previewed Driver F on itunes and they're awesome!! problem is, i'm broke and can't buy it, and limewire is not finding any matches :(

[makeshiftmind]

oh i'm sorry i have no idea where stuff is :S haha yeah i totally have the long island accent!! not proud of it but my friends from england think it's the coolest thing so i guess i'm ok with it :) btw i previewed Driver F on itunes and they're awesome!! problem is, i'm broke and can't buy it, and limewire is not finding any matches :(
haha don't worry about it:-p I'm pretty much directionally challenge, I can hardly find my way around my own town. Sweet, long island ice tea! haha I'm adding you as a friend cause I'm a friend whore, if you want I could attempt to PM you it when I'm back on my computer with all my music on it (probably in a week or two)

[the v hunter]

haha don't worry about it:-p I'm pretty much directionally challenge, I can hardly find my way around my own town. Sweet, long island ice tea! haha I'm adding you as a friend cause I'm a friend whore, if you want I could attempt to PM you it when I'm back on my computer with all my music on it (probably in a week or two)
oh yeah, when i was 8 i tried ordering a long island iced tea at a restaurant bc i thought it was just regular iced tea and the waitor laughed at me, it's like a running joke in my family lol. and yeah if you could PM it that would be great, or if you have AIM you could send it through that?

[makeshiftmind]

oh yeah, when i was 8 i tried ordering a long island iced tea at a restaurant bc i thought it was just regular iced tea and the waitor laughed at me, it's like a running joke in my family lol. and yeah if you could PM it that would be great, or if you have AIM you could send it through that?
haha I'm a fan of long island ice tea. Some places though when you ask for ice tea they serve you like actual tea with ice in it, so nasty. Sure! I'll PM my AIM, I should send it like next week or so cause I'm at my Dads and then I'm at a cottage so I don't have the file avaliable:gay:

[thespearkid]

ah i see. so you're a virgin hunter!! :-p
well, she came to the right forum.

[the v hunter]

haha I'm a fan of long island ice tea. Some places though when you ask for ice tea they serve you like actual tea with ice in it, so nasty. Sure! I'll PM my AIM, I should send it like next week or so cause I'm at my Dads and then I'm at a cottage so I don't have the file avaliable:gay:
a cottage?? like as in a little house in the middle of the woods? or is that like a term used for soemthing else..

[samsara]

does "the_v_hunter" mean the vagina hunter?

or the virgin hunter? :O

Thats what I was thinking. I was like oh Vag hunter...thats...um cool.

[AP_Punk]

Thats what I was thinking. I was like oh Vag hunter...thats...um cool.

you would know!!

[the v hunter]

Thats what I was thinking. I was like oh Vag hunter...thats...um cool.
haha oh great .. i guess i can't change my username tho, right?

[samsara]

haha oh great .. i guess i can't change my username tho, right?


Only if you have $3 and credit card number.

[AP_Punk]

haha oh great .. i guess i can't change my username tho, right?

nah, keep it.

it's awesome. haha.

[makeshiftmind]

a cottage?? like as in a little house in the middle of the woods? or is that like a term used for soemthing else..
haha kind of but not really. It's like a pretty nice place and kind of in a small-ish town but next to a huge beach where a bunch of people come to hang out, so basically I just hang out on the beach. What are you up to this summer, anything special?

[samsara]

you would know!!

Ha unlike you.





jk on both counts...I think

[AP_Punk]

Ha unlike you.





jk on both counts...I think

ohsnap!

hahah. :highfive:

[samsara]

ohsnap!

hahah. :highfive:

mmmhmm I showed you.

Thats what I thought.:-)

[the v hunter]

Only if you have $3 and credit card number.
oh sweet ihave neither haa

[the v hunter]

haha kind of but not really. It's like a pretty nice place and kind of in a small-ish town but next to a huge beach where a bunch of people come to hang out, so basically I just hang out on the beach. What are you up to this summer, anything special?
ooo that's fun! no actually i'm having a shitty summer so far bc of problems with my friends, but i hope it will get better soon

[samsara]

oh sweet ihave neither haa

Then keep the name.

Because of my name everyone thinks I'm Buddhist.

[the v hunter]

Then keep the name.

Because of my name everyone thinks I'm Buddhist.
hmm, idk what it worse hahah a t least AP Punk thinks it's awesome..

[makeshiftmind]

ooo that's fun! no actually i'm having a shitty summer so far bc of problems with my friends, but i hope it will get better soon
ha I hope it is! aww that sucks, problems are no good! What happened?
Then keep the name.

Because of my name everyone thinks I'm Buddhist.
:rohan:

[samsara]

hmm, idk what it worse hahah a t least AP Punk thinks it's awesome..

Ha you got one person. But then again he is from NM.

[the v hunter]

ha I hope it is! aww that sucks, problems are no good! What happened?

:rohan:
well my one friend was mad bc somebody made up stuff that i said about her and how she "shits on her boyfriend's life" whcih i never said, even though her boyfriend is my best guy friend, she does treat him like shit, and he dumped her that day. lol

then my other friends are mad bc they think i've changed and they said i need to go back to the way i was last summer, or they aren't going to talk to me anymore. whcih is total crap bc i don't think i've changed and i can't go backwards in time and be how i used to be, i don't even know what that was.

soo yeah i hope that wasn't too much info, don't wanna bore u haha

[samsara]

:rohan:

mmmhmmmmmm:nod:

[the v hunter]

Ha you got one person. But then again he is from NM.
yeah and so are the high school musical kids..

[samsara]

yeah and so are the high school musical kids..

Ha not in real life. Thats make believe.

[the v hunter]

Ha not in real life. Thats make believe.
yeah that's true .. wait youre from NM too!!

[samsara]

Unofficial (official) rules of AP

1. Never make a thread introducing yourself. The Newbie Welcome Wagon was made for that.

2. Never post in font other than the default. Dont ask why.

3. Never do P4P or try to whore yourself out. This is not myspace.

4. Spell correctly.

5. If you like shitty bands then just leave.

[samsara]

yeah that's true .. wait youre from NM too!!


Ha you caught me!

[AP_Punk]

Ha you got one person. But then again he is from NM.

hahah :moon:

i'm from New, Mexico. see!?

[makeshiftmind]

well my one friend was mad bc somebody made up stuff that i said about her and how she "shits on her boyfriend's life" whcih i never said, even though her boyfriend is my best guy friend, she does treat him like shit, and he dumped her that day. lol

then my other friends are mad bc they think i've changed and they said i need to go back to the way i was last summer, or they aren't going to talk to me anymore. whcih is total crap bc i don't think i've changed and i can't go backwards in time and be how i used to be, i don't even know what that was.

soo yeah i hope that wasn't too much info, don't wanna bore u haha
haha no that's fine. lol @ 'shits on her boyfriends life' that sucks, especially if it was true. At least he dumped her if he is actually a nice guy. I hate it when people make shit up like that

That does sound very shitty, like they expect you to change who you are or something?
hopefully my answer wasn't to long I don;t want to bore you:-p
mmmhmmmmmm:nod:
:flirt: lol I like your username

[samsara]

hahah :moon:

i'm from New, Mexico. see!?
:lol:

I know so am I.

[the v hunter]

haha no that's fine. lol @ 'shits on her boyfriends life' that sucks, especially if it was true. At least he dumped her if he is actually a nice guy. I hate it when people make shit up like that

That does sound very shitty, like they expect you to change who you are or something?
hopefully my answer wasn't to long I don;t want to bore you:-p

:flirt: lol I like your username
yeah i'm glad he dumped her, i mean she was my friend too but she was terrible to him. & yeah i guess they do expect me to change who i am which is difficult, also something friends shouldn't ask u to do .. and how could i be bored when you're talking about my friends ahah it's funny and interesting considering u don't know them :P

[samsara]

:flirt: lol I like your username
:slutkiss:
Oh thanks I like your name too.

[AP_Punk]

yeah and so are the high school musical kids..

we all randomly break out into songs here in NM!

[the v hunter]

we all randomly break out into songs here in NM!
we're alllll in thisss togetherrr ;)

[makeshiftmind]

yeah i'm glad he dumped her, i mean she was my friend too but she was terrible to him. & yeah i guess they do expect me to change who i am which is difficult, also something friends shouldn't ask u to do .. and how could i be bored when you're talking about my friends ahah it's funny and interesting considering u don't know them :P
yea forcing change onto someone rarely works, hopefully they come around! lol I know the type of people your talking about, so I have a pretty good idea whats going on:-p
:slutkiss:
Oh thanks I like your name too.
lets cyper

[samsara]

we all randomly break out into songs here in NM!

Actually....My friends and I have been known to do that.:-/

[samsara]

lets cyper

o hai there lets ttly do that!:9:

[the v hunter]

yea forcing change onto someone rarely works, hopefully they come around! lol I know the type of people your talking about, so I have a pretty good idea whats going on:-p

lets cyper
lol thanks :) i'm sure they'll come around, they've been my best friends for 10 years so i'd hope so !

[AP_Punk]

Actually....My friends and I have been known to do that.:-/

cuz you're aliens! and that's what aliens do!

see:

we're alllll in thisss togetherrr ;)

hahah. i approve of you!

[the v hunter]

cuz you're aliens! and that's what aliens do!

see:



hahah. i approve of you!
woohoo! thanks, i try :D

[samsara]

cuz you're aliens! and that's what aliens do!



The UFO festival is this week. :alien:

Its like a giant musical 25/7

[AP_Punk]

The UFO festival is this week. :alien:

Its like a giant musical 25/7

hahah. oh yeah, that's right. alienfest - rad!

[makeshiftmind]

o hai there lets ttly do that!:9:
:-p hahaha tomorrow for sure, I'm too tired to cyper now, i'm getting some sleep!
lol thanks :) i'm sure they'll come around, they've been my best friends for 10 years so i'd hope so !
:-) lol I would too! Nice meeting you, I'm heading to bed!

[the v hunter]

:-p hahaha tomorrow for sure, I'm too tired to cyper now, i'm getting some sleep!

:-) lol I would too! Nice meeting you, I'm heading to bed!
haha thanks again buddy, goodnight! have a good sleep

[samsara]

hahah. oh yeah, that's right. alienfest - rad!

Yeah I was at it today. Kinda boring until tomorrow but I saw Bob from Monters Vs Aliens!

[samsara]

:-p hahaha tomorrow for sure, I'm too tired to cyper now, i'm getting some sleep!



I be waiting. Night.

[AP_Punk]

Yeah I was at it today. Kinda boring until tomorrow but I saw Bob from Monters Vs Aliens!

haha. lucky you! i wanna meet bob.

and the invisible man!

[thesafeword]

I saw cypering on the first page and I'm only assuming that it's still going on.

[samsara]

haha. lucky you! i wanna meet bob.



It was amazing I wanted to see him but I didnt want him to be close to me.

Who is the Invisible man?

[phil19]

i wish id discovered this thread sooner

[Jake Denning]

What should I do about it?

watch the "make me metal" video, its your only hope

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT2TnwpsMa8

[Piss]

oh dear

[fightinirish217]

Y
E
S

[DejaNew]

Age is irrelevant in cybering. n00dz?
Truth. The netterwebz knows no boundaries.

[ohLOOKitsLEAH]

anal.

[bigblue2015]

c-c-c-combo breaker

[apsterling]

Anal combo breaker? Is that surprise-insertion then?

[Michifoxx]

Do what you do best.

[the v hunter]

Do what you do best.
i forgot about this, this was a fun thread!

[eriatarka24]

hahaha
http://grimstveit.no/jakob/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/shipment-of-fail.jpg

[AndrewIcex]

Would I regret reading this thread?

[bigblue2015]

Would I regret reading this thread?

No, do it.

[AndrewIcex]

No, do it.
Alright then, I will read it.