what was the most embarrassing moment of your pathetic life?

[FishAlotNBePunk]

i dont have one because i am teh cool but what about you?

[somestupidgirl]

everytime i step outside is an embarassing moment.

[Greg]

probably when somebody as a joke wrote me a love letter from another guy. and then the teacher read it outloud in class. that sucked. everybody knew it was a joke but it was still pretty embarassing.

[organizedchaos]

getting caught making out by the guys girlfriend

[Sean McGeezer]

I'm not bothered by stupid little things like those.

[cheez mastah]

I jizzed myself one time in geometry class

[FishAlotNBePunk]

are ya happy sean???

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by cheez mastah
I jizzed myself one time in geometry class

haha no fuckin way!

well math is pretty sexy lol.

[Sean McGeezer]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
are ya happy sean??? More then you could ever imagine.

[cheez mastah]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
haha no fuckin way!

well math is pretty sexy lol.

true story, i sat next to some really hot chick and i was nervous because it was finals and i didnt study and i was getting a C in the class so those things all mixed together makes for some pretty interesting moments.

[hot damn!]

Originally posted by cheez mastah
true story, i sat next to some really hot chick and i was nervous because it was finals and i didnt study and i was getting a C in the class so those things all mixed together makes for some pretty interesting moments.

u farted didnt u?

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by cheez mastah
true story, i sat next to some really hot chick and i was nervous because it was finals and i didnt study and i was getting a C in the class so those things all mixed together makes for some pretty interesting moments.

what'd she do grab your crotch in the middle of the test?!?

[Sean McGeezer]

I bet he was humping the desk.

[risk]

Originally posted by cheez mastah
I jizzed myself one time in geometry class

and i thought my life sucked...

[cheez mastah]

yes yes. my life is completely pathetic, as the title of this thread implies.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

my mom was dancing to bad religion

thats pretty embarrassing.

[Fobika!]

i have no shame

[ifeelused]

everyday in school is embarrasing: my brother loves to give me hugs :eek: so whenever i pass him in the hallway he runs up to me and squeezes me so hard, that i can barely breathe. and he's like "i love you steph" (he hugs me as a joke for his friends) its actually pretty funny but it hurts

[BustaNutz]

in 7th grade in English we used to have silent reading time every now and then, and me and my pal Andy used to fart in the middle of it (cause we were immature and still are) and one day Andy was trying to push on out and shit his pants. What was worse was he just sat there cause he didn't want us to know, it smelled sooooo bad...

[ifeelused]

haha thats funny in a sick disgusting way

[theused_FSF]

i was tripped by a friend when i was shit faced drunk and got dry humped by a horny rottweiller

[kalika]

i passed out in an outdoor assembly in grade 7 this one time and smashed my mouth up. it was pretty embarrasing. one of my front teeth had the inside corner broken off and lodged in my lower lip, and the other front tooth got pushed behind the broken one. also, all that gummy skin that oges from under your bottom teeth to your lip was all torn away and you could see the bone underneath. they fixed me tho.

[BustaNutz]

Thank you for that graphis description, I was about to eat dinner but I don't think I want to anymore...

[Fobika!]

Originally posted by kalika
i passed out in an outdoor assembly in grade 7 this one time and smashed my mouth up. it was pretty embarrasing. one of my front teeth had the inside corner broken off and lodged in my lower lip, and the other front tooth got pushed behind the broken one. also, all that gummy skin that oges from under your bottom teeth to your lip was all torn away and you could see the bone underneath. they fixed me tho.

wait so how'd u smash ur mouth up?

[kalika]

Originally posted by Krammit
wait so how'd u smash ur mouth up?
passed out and bashed my face on the concrete. woke up 5 mins later with my hands under my face spittin blood out.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by Krammit
wait so how'd u smash ur mouth up?

having sex with marsupials.

[kalika]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Thank you for that graphis description, I was about to eat dinner but I don't think I want to anymore...


hey, your comments not much better mate, that made me sick.

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
having sex with marsupials.



that might be better than one would expect

[mxpx]

i don't ever get embarrased, i just do stupid stuff all the time.

but there was this one time at a show when this girl was sitting on the curb outside, and the walls were glass and her ass was hanging out so in between a song my friend goes "look that chick's ass is showing" and everyone looks and the band starts laughing.. and her friend points to us and she turns around. the look on her face was priceless.

[wadejunkie]

i pissed myself in 1st grade while trying to properly use the toilet.

[Poetic Silver]

I was trying to beat out an infield single one game last year and fell flat on my face....luckily I skidded the remaining 6 feet to first

that sucked...you people beat me here....

-Ag

[kalika]

Originally posted by Poetic Silver
I was trying to beat out an infield single one game last year and fell flat on my face....luckily I skidded the remaining 6 feet to first

that sucked...you people beat me here....

-Ag


we can beat you somewhere else, if youd like. :p

[mxpx]

Originally posted by kalika
we can beat you somewhere else, if youd like. :eek:

[Greg]

Originally posted by kalika
we can beat you somewhere else, if youd like.

kalika, you're so sick.....







and that's what i love about you!:D

[FishAlotNBePunk]

i remember one time me and my friends made these bumper stickers that said i love gay porn and i love to masturbate and we were putting them on cars. and we had some left over and my mom found them

[wadejunkie]

i cut my penis with my fingernail once

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by wadejunkie
i cut my penis with my fingernail once

wade you sexy bastard.

[kalika]

Originally posted by Greg
kalika, you're so sick.....







and that's what i love about you!:D


sick what? what is sick about bashin somebody??? enlighten me please.

[Greg]

Originally posted by kalika
sick what? what is sick about bashin somebody??? enlighten me please.

maybe my mind's just in the gutter. i didn't sleep last night. i was at a party. and right now i'm kinda dizzy and light-headed. oh well whatever. sorry if my posts don't make any sense tonight.

[Greg]

Originally posted by kalika
sick what? what is sick about bashin somebody??? enlighten me please.

kalika is the coolest aussie i know.
kalika is one sexy mama!
kalika i love you!
kalika, don't take this the wrong way but. i'd do you.
kalika i think you're one of the coolest people on the forum...


























hahhahahhahha! well that is me trying to get into your sig.

[jesus teh feesh]

i have no embarrasing moments. i am perfect.

[SocoBabe]

One time in lunch when it was really crowded, I walked into a snack machine... yea, kinda got a headache afterwards. DAMN SNACK MACHINES!

[Sean McGeezer]

Originally posted by jesus teh feesh
i have no embarrasing moments. i am perfect. To me, being perfect would be embarrassing.

[kalika]

Originally posted by Greg
kalika is the coolest aussie i know.
kalika is one sexy mama!
kalika i love you!
kalika, don't take this the wrong way but. i'd do you.
kalika i think you're one of the coolest people on the forum...


























hahhahahhahha! well that is me trying to get into your sig.


hahahaha ok ok ok!!!!! you are one funny bastard, lovin it.

[AtTheDriveIn.]

i have embarrasing moments all the time. so i wouldnt be able to pick just one out. but its all good.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

this one time in school, i was going up the stairs and my wallet chain got hooked around the handrail, so i got caught like running, about 3 stairs later, the chain snapped, hit me in the balls, and then i fell on my face and busted my mouth up. and everyone saw it. it wasnt cool.

[charly horse]

i dont have embarassing moments....but i thought busta nutz was hilarious!!! muahahahahahaha that was the shit...lol