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blaarg
03/23/03, 12:56 PM
if you are of true faith (blaargian) post here and save your soul.
FishAlotNBePunk
03/23/03, 12:57 PM
im a blaargian and a fishtian

im god of fishtians but blaarg is my god.
charly horse
03/23/03, 01:03 PM
im blaargs wife.....so im blaargian.........and queen!!!! muahahahahaa
AtTheDriveIn.
03/23/03, 01:03 PM
i associate myself more with the religion of Jedi
iglooXcore
03/23/03, 01:06 PM
still feeling rather agnostic....

sorry
blaarg
03/23/03, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
im a blaargian and a fishtian

im god of fishtians but blaarg is my god.
what if i make blaargian include fishing as part of the way of the blaarg?
NOFXdesendents5
03/23/03, 01:08 PM
im blaargian mofo
FishAlotNBePunk
03/23/03, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by blaarg
what if i make blaargian include fishing as part of the way of the blaarg?

it would remain the same because fishtian already includes that.
blaarg
03/23/03, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
it would remain the same because fishtian already includes that.
but blaargian includes that and much more, by surrendering your religion you will save your soul from the eternal disco of hell.
FishAlotNBePunk
03/23/03, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by blaarg
but blaargian includes that and much more, by surrendering your religion you will save your soul from the eternal disco of hell.

haha your desperate

and hells a party.
theused_FSF
03/23/03, 01:14 PM
im a loyal blaargian, always bitch
blaarg
03/23/03, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
haha your desperate

and hells a party.
first... yes i am i need tax exempt status.

second: hell may seem like a party but try picturing doing the hustle forever, never stopping listening to crappy music really loud and the worst part is you have to dance with john travolta... who is realy desperate for work, he's doing it for a twinkie.
and it doesn't end, it excedes time.
jesus teh feesh
03/23/03, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by tsunamiglory
still feeling rather agnostic....

sorry

w00t. theres still some first class tickets left for that trip hell that im flying.. i can save you a seat next to bill if you like.
hot damn!
03/23/03, 01:23 PM
she can sit on bill's lap :eek:
FishAlotNBePunk
03/23/03, 01:25 PM
me and bill and cole are going to hell and doing the hustle forever!!!!!!
charly horse
03/23/03, 01:25 PM
whens the flight?
jesus teh feesh
03/23/03, 01:25 PM
youre not invited.
blaarg
03/23/03, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by alsublimereject
whens the flight?
not for a while, blaargian preaches happiness through procrastination.
jesus teh feesh
03/23/03, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by blaarg
not for a while, blaargian preaches happiness through procrastination.

moron. you have nothign to do with this. so shut yo mouf foo! before i bust a cap in yo ass!
FishAlotNBePunk
03/23/03, 01:29 PM
yeah you salty cracka
blaarg
03/23/03, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by jesus teh feesh
youre not invited.
of course she isn't she's going to heaven cuz she is of true faith.

heaven is the big blaarg concert in the sky, we open for bad religion, nofx, rkl, (the original) dead kennedys, and every other band i like, it also features skating, hackeysack, FISHING, free drugs, permiscuos sex, lots of alternative ways of enetertainment for SxE kids and best of all NO JOHN TRAVOLTA.
jesus teh feesh
03/23/03, 01:34 PM
blaarg youre an idiot.
blaarg
03/23/03, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by jesus teh feesh
moron. you have nothign to do with this. so shut yo mouf foo! before i bust a cap in yo ass!
i hope you like high pitched irritating vocals, talentless bassists, and drum machines.
FishAlotNBePunk
03/23/03, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by blaarg
of course she isn't she's going to heaven cuz she is of true faith.

heaven is the big blaarg concert in the sky, we open for bad religion, nofx, rkl, (the original) dead kennedys, and every other band i like, it also features skating, hackeysack, FISHING, free drugs, permiscuos sex, lots of alternative ways of enetertainment for SxE kids and best of all NO JOHN TRAVOLTA.

haha sure you do cracka.

fishtian: blaargians got nuttin on us yo
blaarg
03/23/03, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by jesus teh feesh
blaarg youre an idiot.
that's going in my sig.
blaarg
03/23/03, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
haha sure you do cracka.

fishtian: blaargians got nuttin on us yo
we have rocks.... lots and lots of rocks.
FoRgEtYoU09
03/23/03, 02:23 PM
hell..why didn't you say so in the first place..sign me up..oh, but do you have lots of peanut butter? Cause if you don't count me out..
charly horse
03/23/03, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by blaarg
of course she isn't she's going to heaven cuz she is of true faith.

heaven is the big blaarg concert in the sky, we open for bad religion, nofx, rkl, (the original) dead kennedys, and every other band i like, it also features skating, hackeysack, FISHING, free drugs, permiscuos sex, lots of alternative ways of enetertainment for SxE kids and best of all NO JOHN TRAVOLTA.


blaarg, i love being your wife
blaarg
03/24/03, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by FoRgEtYoU09
hell..why didn't you say so in the first place..sign me up..oh, but do you have lots of peanut butter? Cause if you don't count me out..
peanut butter AND jelly.
Brand Nizzle
03/24/03, 11:13 AM
Do i have to face mecca when i pray?
blaarg
03/24/03, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by Brand Nizzle
Do i have to face mecca when i pray?
nah, blaarg is everywhere, but mainly just in brooklyn.
Frodo
03/24/03, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by blaarg

heaven is the big blaarg concert in the sky, we open for bad religion, nofx, rkl, (the original) dead kennedys, and every other band i like, it also features skating, hackeysack, FISHING, free drugs, permiscuos sex, lots of alternative ways of enetertainment for SxE kids and best of all NO JOHN TRAVOLTA.

wow count me in
theused_FSF
03/24/03, 12:36 PM
yes, i have found the way, no longer do i search
theused7888
03/24/03, 12:40 PM
I am definitely a Blaargian now! ALL HAIL BLAARG!!!...

thank you to theused_FSF for introducing me to this forum and the wonderful Blaargian GOD!
ChineseNoodle13
03/24/03, 12:45 PM
i wanna be a Blaargian...
theused_FSF
03/24/03, 12:46 PM
u dont have to "want" anymore...


just say i am a proud blaargian
ChineseNoodle13
03/24/03, 12:48 PM
i am a proud blaargian
theused_FSF
03/24/03, 12:49 PM
good job
blaarg
03/24/03, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by theused_FSF
u dont have to "want" anymore...


just say i am a proud blaargian
he's right, blaarg requires no permission to become a blaargian, just proclaim your newly found enlightenment.
theused_FSF
03/24/03, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by blaarg
he's right, blaarg requires no permission to become a blaargian, just proclaim your newly found enlightenment.




ur following is growing quite strong
charly horse
03/24/03, 12:54 PM
im proud to be blaargian




what do i do now?
blaarg
03/24/03, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by alsublimereject
im proud to be blaargian




what do i do now?

FUCK ME HARDER!!!!!!!!

i think your sig provides the answer, other than that, sit back and let the cudos roll in.
Sean McGeezer
03/24/03, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
i associate myself more with the religion of Jedi Yeah I ditto that.
charly horse
03/24/03, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by blaarg
FUCK ME HARDER!!!!!!!!

i think your sig provides the answer, other than that, sit back and let the cudos roll in.


i understand now
theused7888
03/24/03, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by Sean McGeezer
Yeah I ditto that.

YOU FOOLS!!! Blaargian is the true faith of the Earth!

EDIT: well then.. due to some advising from a certain person whom i will not name, my jackslapping must be removed