Snakes!? ON A PLANE!? Jackson Signs Without Reading Script

[SePaMc]

Pulp Fiction star Samuel L. Jackson was so amused by the title of new movie Snakes On A Plane, he signed up without reading the script. The movie features an assassin who intends to kill a passenger on a flight by releasing a batch of deadly snakes. Jackson explains, "I didn't even read the script - I just saw the title, 'Snakes on a Plane' and said 'Ok, good. I'm there.' You have got to love that. That's exactly what it is - 500 poisonous snakes released on a flight from Hawaii to Los Angeles. They are (set free) on a time release half-way there, so we can't go back, we've got to keep going. It's fun!"

[Andy]

O rly?

[Kif]

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/199/11406180668061gs.jpg

O shi...

[actionandaction]

hahahaha.

[mouood]

Pure fuckin' genius.

[Carlo Marx]

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/199/11406180668061gs.jpg

O shi...

brilliance.

[she cant swim!]

i read that the other day

i love it

[Mitch]

Is that a real quote? Hahaha.

[seconds]

Jackson knows what he's doing.

[she cant swim!]

Is that a real quote? Hahaha.
id like to think so

[mouood]

Jackson knows what he's doing.

Seriously.

[niveK]

as soon as the snakes are released why wouldnt the emergancy land?

[Andy]

What, you guys didnt know this already?

[DroppedUrPocket]

There is a place for this!

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=110706&page=36&highlight=coming+this+summer

[seconds]

as soon as the snakes are released why wouldnt the emergancy land?
because Samuel L. Jackson is on the plane, duh!

[poppa Q]

What, you guys didnt know this already?

Hahaha, seriously.

[Drew Beringer]

There is a place for this!

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=110706&page=36&highlight=coming+this+summer

Best thread of 06.

PS I love my tagline

[mat1419]

as soon as the snakes are released why wouldnt the emergancy land?
oh, yeah right. you really think a ROOKIE pilot is capable of landing a plane with hundreds of deadly, deadly snakes? psh.

[Shatter590]

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/199/11406180668061gs.jpg

O shi...

that is fucking immortal!

i was wondering what this movie was about...the premise is hilarious though.

[Greg]

yea how is this new at all?

[fedhed7]

yea how is this new at all?
Its not.

[Greg]

Its not.
that's what i thought

[the_champ_is_here]

because they're over the pacific retards

[Drew Beringer]

because they're over the pacific retards

Haha, exactly, they are flying from Hawaii to LA, fuckers can't emergency land. haha

[last light]

think of the plot twist had they emergency landed on water somehow only to find the ocean taken over by...ANACONDAS

[Drew Beringer]

think of the plot twist had they emergency landed on water somehow only to find the ocean taken over by...ANACONDAS

Brilliant.

[The Big Timer]

i also don't think it's new news that samuel l. jackson doesn't read scripts....

[Chriz2z]

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/199/11406180668061gs.jpg

O shi...
Very nice, but no apostrophe.

[leafsacc]

Maybe someone can convince Tate to do a snakes on a plain skin around the time of the release.

[ActorInThisPlay]

I am wearing my Snakes on a Plane shirt right now...

[TMartin442]

is this movie supposed to be funny or serious? either way = badass