god he's good...

[mat1419]

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060224

[itsjdiggity]

http://i1.tinypic.com/oh771x.jpg

[Drew Beringer]

hahaha

[Nick Lopez]

Way funny.

[Erick Fate]

LMAO! Great stuff.

[ThriftWhore]

(Editor's note: Over the next 30 minutes, Simmons proceeded to list all of Isiah's terrible decisions since he took over the team in December 2003, in chronological order, as the crowd voraciously applauded each move, almost like how the president gets applauded over and over again during the State of the Union address. For space reasons, we're skipping to the tail end of Simmons' question.)
thats the best part of the article, for sure hahaha. i can't get enough of simmons' articles.

[The Light]

"Right now, I'm working on a trade with Orlando where we give up Penny Hardaway's expiring deal and Trevor Ariza for Steve Francis. It's an illogical trade in every respect -- Francis' contract is terrible, there's no way he'll mesh with the other guys, he's never won anything, he gives us the same problems that Marbury gives us, it's a disaster right out of the gate. And that's what makes it so great. When we pull this trade off, New York fans might actually riot. I'm not kidding."

Priceless.