the awesomely bad movie thread

[Carlo Marx]

let's play a game. someone suggests an awesomeley bad movie, we all go out and watch it, and then talk about it in this thread when we get a chance. i'll start us off: seed of chucky.

[Stereo Therapy]

ive never seen it but i think that we should do shark boy and lava girl

[CallMeChief]

i was just at blockbuster. if only i saw this earlier...

[Adeniz19]

why would i waste my money on a bad movie? haha

[Carlo Marx]

why would i waste my money on a bad movie? haha

these are the movies that are so bad they become rather enjoyable

[A picasso blue]

the best bad movie ever is Starship Troopers. no contest

[TJ Wells]

bio dome, sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band, big trouble in little china

[Mercy Medical]

The People Under The Stairs.

One of the best awesomely bad horror movies ever.

[OveriseFan]

Just turn on Lifetime or ABC Family

Watch one of their "original movies"

I love Brave New Girl...

[KidLightning]

Ishtar (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093278/)

[TJ Wells]

Manos: The Hands Of Fate

just read the description:

"A family driving through a small town gets lost and winds up at a backwoods shack managed by Torgo, who takes care of it while The Master is away. The Master worships Manos, an evil deity, and he also wears a neat cape. When Torgo lets the family stay, The Master awakens and does mean stuff like burning off Torgo's hand and sicking his dog on the family pet. Meanwhile, The Master's wives wrestle for his favor."

[Bozan]

http://mohadib.free.fr/Blog/06_05/affichenanar.jpg

[aminorthreat55]

Manos: The Hands Of Fate

just read the description:

"A family driving through a small town gets lost and winds up at a backwoods shack managed by Torgo, who takes care of it while The Master is away. The Master worships Manos, an evil deity, and he also wears a neat cape. When Torgo lets the family stay, The Master awakens and does mean stuff like burning off Torgo's hand and sicking his dog on the family pet. Meanwhile, The Master's wives wrestle for his favor."
That movie isn't awesomely bad, it just plain sucks.

[kshtoinks12]

if only snakes on a plane was out

[A picasso blue]

if only snakes on a plane was out
ok, maybe that is better than Starship Troopers. but nothing else

[Justin_stacy]

Cabin Boy with Chris Elliot is the "best" bad movie ever!!

"Would you like to buy a monkey?"

[fedhed7]

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

[kshtoinks12]

ok, maybe that is better than Starship Troopers. but nothing else

nay, there is one better


shoalin soccer

[A picasso blue]

nay, there is one better


shoalin soccer
isnt that movie supposed to be bad though? like "Skeletons of Cadavra"..

[Scott Weber]

http://www.norcalmovies.com/Rollerball/rollerball-poster2.jpg

[TJ Wells]

http://www.norcalmovies.com/Rollerball/rollerball-poster2.jpg
haha YES

[itsjdiggity]

Cellular

[Carlo Marx]

http://www.norcalmovies.com/Rollerball/rollerball-poster2.jpg

has LL Cool J ever been in a good movie?

[Scott Weber]

haha YES
worst movie ever made. haha

[kshtoinks12]

isnt that movie supposed to be bad though? like "Skeletons of Cadavra"..

thats the best part

during the movie ur like, are they being serious? no they can't be. omg they are! wait, no..... its priceless. and u kno its bad when the name of te bad guy's team is "team evil"

[DroppedUrPocket]

I watched Mortal Kombat Anihilation yesterday. Being stoned out of my mind didn't even make that movie good. :(

[Carlo Marx]

I watched Mortal Kombat Anihilation yesterday. Being stoned out of my mind didn't even make that movie good. :(

"pretty cool, huh? it's my animality!"

[lesto17]

Well for some reason, my sister and I were looking at the astonishing career of Corey Feldman on IMDB last night and realized that just about any movie he has been in since Ninja Turtles (well pretty much every movie he has ever been in besides the Ninja Turtles Series) would fall under this category, including his most recent....SPACE DAZE. From the title I'm guessing it involves outer space, aliens, drugs, and Corey Feldman. If that is not an awesomely bad combination I dont know what is.

[DroppedUrPocket]

"pretty cool, huh? it's my animality!"
:shake:

Lui Kang keeps looking like he'll change into the dragon like in the game, but then he turns into this dogg looking thing. :shake: I can't do that enough.

[Carlo Marx]

:shake:

Lui Kang keeps looking like he'll change into the dragon like in the game, but then he turns into this dogg looking thing. :shake: I can't do that enough.

how about the incredibly anti-climactic fights.

shiva: "this date's over!"

and then a cage falls on her.

[DroppedUrPocket]

how about the incredibly anti-climactic fights.

shiva: "this date's over!"

and then a cage falls on her.
lmao. I'm pretty sure it has the worst dialogue of any movie ever.

And Sub-zero was some Mexican dude with slicked back hair.

And Scorpion's ropes were alive for some reason.

[TJ Wells]

I watched Mortal Kombat Anihilation yesterday. Being stoned out of my mind didn't even make that movie good. :(
well then this (http://imdb.com/title/tt0293429/) isnt good news for you

[DroppedUrPocket]

well then this (http://imdb.com/title/tt0293429/) isnt good news for you
Hahhahaha. Jesus Christ. What the fuck, TJ? Hahahaha.

[TJ Wells]

Hahhahaha. Jesus Christ. What the fuck, TJ? Hahahaha.
doesnt johnny cage DIE at the beginning of the second one? how is he gonna be in this one?

[itsjdiggity]

I watched Mortal Kombat Anihilation yesterday. Being stoned out of my mind didn't even make that movie good. :(

I got it on DVD for $2.50. What a steal

[DroppedUrPocket]

I got it on DVD for $2.50. What a steal
Hahaha. I don't know if that's good or bad.
doesnt johnny cage DIE at the beginning of the second one? how is he gonna be in this one?
Hahahah. He does. His neck gets snizzapped.

[itsjdiggity]

Hahaha. I don't know if that's good or bad.

Haha. The Special Features are:

Kombatant biographies!
3-D computer models!
Character sketches!
Set designs!
Special "Jump to a Fight" feature!
Original theatrical trailer!
Animated menues and more!

[DroppedUrPocket]

Haha. The Special Features are:

Kombatant biographies!
3-D computer models!
Character sketches!
Set designs!
Special "Jump to a Fight" feature!
Original theatrical trailer!
Animated menues and more!
Hahaha.

Packed to the brim with dogshit!

[Carlo Marx]

doesnt johnny cage DIE at the beginning of the second one? how is he gonna be in this one?

johnny cage dies in the game too, but raiden pulls some strings and allows his spirit to re-enter his body in order to fight in the tournament.

/nerdiness.

[captainmccool]

Pluto Nash.....hands down the worstbest movie ive ever seen

[the_champ_is_here]

Flyin' Ryan


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[pinkjinx87]

Son of the Mask..that Baby Genius movie..those dumb Batmans with Val Kilmer and George Clooney. The first two Batmans directed by Tim Burton are the best.

[Carlo Marx]

Son of the Mask..that Baby Genius movie..those dumb Batmans with Val Kilmer and George Clooney. The first two Batmans directed by Tim Burton are the best.

Batman & Robin is so fucking bad. Good call.

[pinkjinx87]

Batman & Robin is so fucking bad. Good call.They were so corny.

[Goodbye Forever]

Frankenfish might be the funniest movie I've ever seen, and it's supposed to be a horror film.

[YellowNovember]

Killer Klowns From Outerspace soo bad its funny

[pinkjinx87]

Some of these movies i've never even heard of.

[A picasso blue]

thats the best part

during the movie ur like, are they being serious? no they can't be. omg they are! wait, no..... its priceless. and u kno its bad when the name of te bad guy's team is "team evil"
sounds like it's purposely bad. maybe still funny though

[Carlo Marx]

if any of you can get your hands on a copy of "bite me", i highly suggest renting it.

[pinkjinx87]

..alot of sequels just suck.

[Carlo Marx]

..alot of sequels just suck.

sandlot 2?

[Darren McLeod]

I can't believe you mentioned Starship Troopers without mentioning its horribly bad sequel, Starship Troopers 2, almost certainly the worst movie I've ever seen. At one point early on, one of the characters saves the day, and then the camera pans in on him and goes "DUN DUN DUN," thus for no reason revealing that he's evil.

Also, how could you mention the Batman movies without mentioning the awesomely bad original, starring Adam West?

"What's yellow and writes?"
"A ballpoint banana."
"of course!"

[Carlo Marx]

I can't believe you mentioned Starship Troopers without mentioning its horribly bad sequel, Starship Troopers 2, almost certainly the worst movie I've ever seen. At one point early on, one of the characters saves the day, and then the camera pans in on him and goes "DUN DUN DUN," thus for no reason revealing that he's evil.

Also, how could you mention the Batman movies without mentioning the awesomely bad original, starring Adam West?

"What's yellow and writes?"
"A ballpoint banana."
"of course!"

technically it isn't a movie, although it is still awesomely bad.

there are so many cinemax softcore porn spoofs that i could put up here.

[MLLMillenium]

Hey carlo saw you voted for me.. ;)

Also, Employee of the Month is an awesomely bad movie.

[FrancesTheMute]

has anyone mentioned return of the living dead yet?

[Carlo Marx]

Hey carlo saw you voted for me.. ;)

Also, Employee of the Month is an awesomely bad movie.

you're hot baby. it's a fact.

never seen it.

[Carlo Marx]

has anyone mentioned return of the living dead yet?

hahaha. that movie was so ridiculous. they nuke the whole town in the end.

[LPMagic]

worst movie ever made. haha
Haha, I actually agree with you on this one.

And someone already said it, but I have to say it again: Biodome.

- Jeff

[Darren McLeod]

Carlo, why is the Batman movie technically not a movie?

[MLLMillenium]

check the spiderman thread directly below this.. i posted somehting kinda interesting.lol

[SingleDoubt]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304712499.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[SingleDoubt]

oh and Con Air... im kinda on the fence about that one though... i know its bad, but the action's pretty good so i'm not sure if i enjoy it cause it's bad or for it's good parts.

[InTheShadows102]

Definitely "The Cave." That has to be the best movie that I have ever seen. Hands down.

[mouood]

Return Of The Killer Tomatoes. It's so amazingly bad. George Clooney is in it too.

[Mitchell784]

I would have to say any of the "Scary" movies are pretty bad. I kinda want to see date movie though.

[Carlo Marx]

Carlo, why is the Batman movie technically not a movie?

the adam west one? i'm pretty sure it was like a special hour and a half long episode.

[Mitchell784]

I didn't think anyone else had seen that (Lost Skeleton of Cadavra).

I SLEEP NOW!

I have never even heard of that movie!

[burn with power]

Anyone see Wolf Creek?

That movie SUCKED.

[DroppedUrPocket]

Anyone see Wolf Creek?

That movie SUCKED.
But it wasn't so bad it was good.

That movie just plain fucking blew.