Banana defeats atheism!

[SlappedActor]

WHERE IS YOUR "SCIENCE" NOW???

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1146132674/Proof_Of_God_By_Banana

[bung]

Sometimes I get those bananas that just refuse to open. Like, no matter how hard you pull, the end of it just ends up turning to mush. And I find mushy bananas disgusting.

And also, let me tell you something. It is a bitch, an absolute bitch, to get a goddamn pineapple open without a knife.

[Machu505]

Let me tell ya, if I were trying to prove the existence of God, I would definitely use phallic imagery to do so.

[samsara]

Ahhh-mazing!

[dddaniel]

He lies. That whole "easy to digest" thing is bullshit. I get diarrhea every time i eat bananas

[whataclush]

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[mena]

Sometimes I get those bananas that just refuse to open. Like, no matter how hard you pull, the end of it just ends up turning to mush. And I find mushy bananas disgusting.

And also, let me tell you something. It is a bitch, an absolute bitch, to get a goddamn pineapple open without a knife.
Have you ever tried the whole opening banana from the bottom thing? It's amazing and works each time!

[SlappedActor]

^^ I liked my video better.

[bung]

Have you ever tried the whole opening banana from the bottom thing? It's amazing and works each time!

Hm... I'm intrigued.

[mena]

Hm... I'm intrigued.
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[bung]

Holy fucking shit... that's incredible. I really want a banana now.

[mena]

Holy fucking shit... that's incredible. I really want a banana now.
You won't believe until you try it yourself.

[tommy's ghost]

This belongs in TDAGARI This Thread.

[The Personist]

This belongs in a rubbish heap. Retarded.

[saysmydoctor]

.......

[TeachBirds2Fly]

this is just moronic if anything he describes and shows evolution not design. I dont have time for people like this they are the lowest of the low and if not retarded then mentally ill.

[lfdfforever]

i fucking knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eleven eleven]

not quite.

[My Broken Fever]

Funny.

[Smeee]

Ridiculous. I have very little respect for Dawkins though. He gives atheists a bad name.

[Manicapathy]

http://i515.photobucket.com/albums/t359/katieeeilyy/CharlietheUnicorn5.jpg
mr comfort needs to realise this about himself, and drop the god platform, and adopt the "BOW BEFORE THE BANANA KING" way of thinking

[The Personist]

Ridiculous. I have very little respect for Dawkins though. He gives atheists a bad name.

Thissssssssssssssss

[.invisible ink.]

WHERE IS YOUR "SCIENCE" NOW???

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1146132674/Proof_Of_God_By_Banana

wow. everything i thought i knew was wrong, i'm a believer now. Hail Jesus!

/sarcasm

[smorgy]

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holy shit, that blew my mind

[The Pharmacist]

just converted!

[Chop[chop]]

holy shit, that blew my mind

I got a banana to try it but really wasn't hungry for banana.

[GeeBee]

;48061672']I got a banana to try it but really wasn't hungry for banana.

So what did you do with it instead?.....
Sicko.

[admit to forget]

Uhm, hmm....

[smorgy]

;48061672']I got a banana to try it but really wasn't hungry for banana.


i had a banana with my dinner. SO much easier to open, especially since i like mine alittle on the green side and they are bitches to open.

[Brand-new-123]

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Put a banana in your ear.

[bung]

I did the banana thing! It worked PERFECTLY!

[Machu505]

The "monkey-technique" with the banana is amazing. I don't know why there aren't PSAs on this stuff.

[thespearkid]

To the God thread.

[deanster321]

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He sounds so enthused.