Footjobs

[PaRaMoReROX]

Has anyone ever received/given one? I wanna hear stories.

[aerofan11]

Yeah, it felt funky. :thumbup:

[alltimehoe93]

haahahhahahahahahhahahahahha why would you think I'm chock full of footjob stories? I've never even heard of footjobs, they sound weird.

[Kassie09]

I really have no desire to rub my feet on someone's dick and I don't understand why they'd want someones nasty feet on their dick.

[PaRaMoReROX]

haahahhahahahahahhahahahahha why would you think I'm chock full of footjob stories? I've never even heard of footjobs, they sound weird.
If by weird you mean sexy, then yes

[alltimehoe93]

If by weird you mean sexy, then yes
Yeah, no one wants to have anything to do with you like that so let's calm down.

[OdeToTheSun]

Think of all the germs that could possibly be on a girls foot...

[PaRaMoReROX]

Yeah, no one wants to have anything to do with you like that so let's calm down.
:-(

[Gumbyjag]

awkward at first, but could be good depending on the cleanliness of the girl's feet.

[PaRaMoReROX]

Think of all the germs that could possibly be on a girls foot...
After, or before..?

[OdeToTheSun]

After, or before..?
Both, haha. Especially if a girl gave you one, she would be bound to have a ton after :-p
jk

[SonEric84]

Think of all the germs that could possibly be on a girls foot...



Think of all the germs that could possibly be in a girls vagina...

[FueledByFrodo]

Footjobs? No thanks.

[PaRaMoReROX]

oh, and in b4 anal

[alltimehoe93]

:-(
:)
After, or before..?
hahahahahaha

[OdeToTheSun]

Think of all the germs that could possibly be in a girls vagina...
Maybe, if the girl looked like this:
http://i40.tinypic.com/xqax5w.jpg

[PaRaMoReROX]

what. the. fuck.

[alltimehoe93]

Ew, Gross, Mitchy.

[OdeToTheSun]

Ew, Gross, Mitchy.
I know. I really shouldn't have posted that, haha.
That's what you get when you go to Tinypic and type in "ugly"

[zion the lion]

Think of all the germs that could possibly be in a girls vagina...

Actually there's not that many. The vagina cant deal with too many germs.

[PaRaMoReROX]

I know. I really shouldn't have posted that, haha.
That's what you get when you go to Tinypic and type in "ugly"
Go to google images and type in "chode" and you get this:
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd310/amandakissnhug/hugeuvdd.jpg

EDIT: dont ask me why i type "chode" into google images...

[samsara]

Awwwwwww fuck.

[alltimehoe93]

I know. I really shouldn't have posted that, haha.
That's what you get when you go to Tinypic and type in "ugly"
hahahhaa, so gross. Made me gag a little.

[alltimehoe93]

These pictures are making me nauseous. Bye bye, thread.

[whataclush]

Maybe, if the girl looked like this:
http://i40.tinypic.com/xqax5w.jpg


mmmmmm

[AndrewIcex]

Umm..

[zion the lion]

You guys are fucking harsh


but I'm going to save them to my computer and look at them whenever I want to eat.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

this thread makes my drunk ass laugh

[Sic Transit Zeb]

You guys are fucking harsh


but I'm going to save them to my computer and look at them whenever I want to eat.

you're on fire

[muttley]

I don't understand the appeal.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

I don't understand the appeal.

nothign like a good pair of feet. I mean, a vagina? Ewwww.


Just kidding, obviously.

[muttley]

nothign like a good pair of feet. I mean, a vagina? Ewwww.


Just kidding, obviously.

Haha. This kind of sums up my thoughts.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

Haha. This kind of sums up my thoughts.

but honestly. How do you get one?

DO they just start rubbing their feet on your dick? Do you ask? Hey honey, your vagina is grea tbut I want some of those feet! OR do they ask you? Hey, can i rub you dick with my feet?

I mean, idk, but it all seems strange as fuck.

[muttley]

but honestly. How do you get one?

DO they just start rubbing their feet on your dick? Do you ask? Hey honey, your vagina is grea tbut I want some of those feet! OR do they ask you? Hey, can i rub you dick with my feet?

I mean, idk, but it all seems strange as fuck.

Beats the hell out of me. No pun intended
I would just stay away from the whole thing.

[AndrewIcex]

Has nothing on Blowjobs Thread.

[danielineffigy]

I love lathering my woman's soft, milky toes and feet with oils and creams, then forcing my rod of pleasure between every toe and over every inch of her feet.

OP has issues, this is gross

[TMartin442]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m316/teamkantner/gross_feet.jpg

[Sic Transit Zeb]

I love lathering my woman's soft, milky toes and feet with oils and creams, then forcing my rod of pleasure between every toe and over every inch of her feet.

OP has issues, this is gross

You going to the emarosa show tomorrow?

[Reaver]

You guys are fucking harsh


but I'm going to save them to my computer and look at them whenever I want to eat.

oH. My. gOd.

[zion the lion]

oH. My. gOd.

what?

[Reaver]

what?

are you fat or something?

[zion the lion]

are you fat or something?

Or something? what else is there?

thats kind of a random ass question haha. I think I am, but nobody else does.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

are you fat or something?

Wow. Are you fat or something? Are you gay or something? Do you enjoy necrophilia or something?

[Reaver]

Or something? what else is there?

thats kind of a random ass question haha. I think I am, but nobody else does.

well, if you look at really gross pictures to keep you away from eating, then you either have to be fat or idk what else. that's what or something meant.

[zion the lion]

well, if you look at really gross pictures to keep you away from eating, then you either have to be fat or idk what else. that's what or something meant.

maybe I have an eating disorder...

[Jake Denning]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0d/Vandenbosbefore.JPG

[Reaver]

maybe I have an eating disorder...

yeah, i'm sorry. it's just that what you said really freaked me out.

[thespearkid]

i'd rather not get athlete's foot on my junk.

[zion the lion]

yeah, i'm sorry. it's just that what you said really freaked me out.

There's nothing wrong with fat people though.

[Reaver]

There's nothing wrong with fat people though.

i'd still wouldn't want to be fat.

btw, i'm pretty sure you aren't.

[zion the lion]

i'd still wouldn't want to be fat.

btw, i'm pretty sure you aren't.

Why do you think that?

[Reaver]

Why do you think that?

you said that everyone else thinks you're not fat. it's kinda obvious. call it knowledge of human nature, ha.

[piglet]

Why are there so many brazilians signing up? You're not good at the internet. The only thing you're good at is football. Jerks.

[skyphoenix]

This thread is disturbing. :-d

[Sic Transit Zeb]

Why are there so many brazilians signing up? You're not good at the internet. The only thing you're good at is football. Jerks.


Really? What NFL team do they play for?

[Sic Transit Zeb]

This thread is disturbing. :-d

it's gross!

[piglet]

Really? What NFL team do they play for?

http://animalradio.com/EricStromerMarNL.jpg

[fake empire]

I wouldn't refuse a footjob!

[Sic Transit Zeb]

http://animalradio.com/EricStromerMarNL.jpg

Maybe you should take some of your own advice for not spotting obvious sarcasm.

[abbysmith]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m316/teamkantner/gross_feet.jpg
I will never be able to un-see that.

[intensified]

are you fat or something?

Hahahahaha. I have no idea why this made me laugh so hard but... it did.

[Reaver]

Hahahahaha. I have no idea why this made me laugh so hard but... it did.

hi there :wave:

[intensified]

hi there :wave:

Hello. How are you today?

[Reaver]

Hello. How are you today?

just chillin. watching 24. what about you?

[intensified]

just chillin. watching 24. what about you?

That sounds delightful.

I'm just hanging around the house, debating on if I'm going to throw in a pizza or not.

[Reaver]

That sounds delightful.

I'm just hanging around the house, debating on if I'm going to throw in a pizza or not.


do it! it's healthy. my desire to make a pudding is in conflict with my laziness. what should i do?

[intensified]

What kind of pudding?

[Reaver]

What kind of pudding?

yummy chocolate pudding.

[intensified]

yummy chocolate pudding.

Chocolate pudding is good. You should make some and send it my way.

[Reaver]

Chocolate pudding is good. You should make some and send it my way.

i'll try.

so,.. you like footjobs?

[intensified]

i'll try.

so,.. you like footjobs?

Never tried. Don't plan on it.

[Reaver]

Never tried. Don't plan on it.

that's too bad, why not?
just figured we should involve the thread topic somehow.

[intensified]

that's too bad, why not?
just figured we should involve the thread topic somehow.

It seems gross to be quite frank.

[Reaver]

It seems gross to be quite frank.

umm, do you wash your feet sometimes? ;)

idk, i've never tried it either. but i've seen some porn once and it looked quite hot, tbh.

[optimusrob]

Reflexology

[crimsonandclovr]

hmmm suddenly the cornflakes i'm eating don't taste so good anymore

[ilikesound93]

Bump

[sweezy]

really though

i don't even understand the philosophy of sucking on a girls toes

[ilikesound93]

Make a thread about it.

[sweezy]

Toejobs

[Kassie09]

i hope a toenail cuts a guys dick and athletes foot grows inside causing gangrene and amputation
lol

[sweezy]

lol

oh my god what the fuck

[deFobbed14yrs]

i hope a toenail cuts a guys dick and athletes foot grows inside causing gangrene and amputation
lol

shit son

[CruiseControl]

Never gave a footjob, never even knew people actually did that. But there was a girl in my high school who, for her first sexual experience, got "toed" ...aka had a guy stick his big toe in her vagina. Very disturbing. Wonder if that counts as losing your virginity??

[Jennurna Gray]

Yuck.

[Sunken In]

hmmm suddenly the cornflakes i'm eating don't taste so good anymore


I laughed out loud.




This is absurd, girls have perfectly good hands for this. Feet aren't good at holding things.
This happened to a friend of mine, he told me about it..said it was weird as hell but he tolerated it because the girl was hot. I think I'd be pretty turned off by it. To the point of limpness.

[ETGsynth]

Fuck.That.Shit. :shudder:

[ILOVEKING]

this thread had quite a lot of potential to be pretty hilarious, so far its not making me laugh

conclusion:
THREAD KINDA FAILS imo