favorite movie quotes

[ChineseNoodle13]

i'm hella bored so... post your favorite quote from a movie...

"Do you smell bacon? I smell bacon."
"Yup, i definately smell a pork product of some sort."
and...
"Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and acted like a girl bunny?"
"NO! HAHAHHAHAHHA!!"

waynes world is the best movie ever!!

[jesus teh feesh]

"i play with the ween!"
yeah seemingly random but run around the strip yelling that and it roxx0rs

[sdsufreak182]

Its not an exact quote, but the part in clerks when he find out his girlfriend sucked 37 dicks. and then he says "try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot" and that guy follows her and then he says "hey you- get back here"

that part is freaking hilarious!

[punkprincess69]

Originally posted by ChineseNoodle13
i'm hella bored so... post your favorite quote from a movie...

"Do you smell bacon? I smell bacon."
"Yup, i definately smell a pork product of some sort."
and...
"Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and acted like a girl bunny?"
"NO! HAHAHHAHAHHA!!"

waynes world is the best movie ever!!

Hey corrupted Mormon, where are you in Idaho? if you don't mind me asking?

[ChineseNoodle13]

Originally posted by punkprincess69
Hey corrupted Mormon, where are you in Idaho? if you don't mind me asking?

in a small town in north idaho called sandpoint...

[punkprincess69]

Originally posted by ChineseNoodle13
in a small town in north idaho called sandpoint...

Oh... I'm in Rexburg right now.

[ChineseNoodle13]

Originally posted by punkprincess69
Oh... I'm in Rexburg right now.

hahahah... my brother is going to school there... are you mormon too?? if you are i'm sorry, i hate being mormon, but lets not get into that.

[punkchick22]

'chut up!' :D

thats all i can think of right now.

[jesus teh feesh]

Originally posted by punkchick22
'chut up!' :D

thats all i can think of right now.

go back to china bitch!

[punkprincess69]

Originally posted by ChineseNoodle13
hahahah... my brother is going to school there... are you mormon too?? if you are i'm sorry, i hate being mormon, but lets not get into that.

Yes, I am Mormon and going to school here right now. It's not so bad though. Does your brother like it?

[punkchick22]

Originally posted by jesus teh feesh
go back to china bitch!

hahahahahahha i LOVE it

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by ChineseNoodle13
i'm hella bored so... post your favorite quote from a movie...

"Do you smell bacon? I smell bacon."
"Yup, i definately smell a pork product of some sort."
and...
"Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and acted like a girl bunny?"
"NO! HAHAHHAHAHHA!!"

waynes world is the best movie ever!!
waynes world is the best move ever for sure. I bought the 1&2 pack sunday for like 25 bucks on dvd.
"cassandra is so hot she'd give a dog a bone"-ww1

"are we done, because i'm getting tired of holding this"
"thats what she said"-ww2

"the suck cut, it sucks while it cuts"-ww1

"Heather Locklear! There is a god!"
"And thy name be Heather"-ww2

"you didnt tell them about my pubes did you?"-ww2

"it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine"-ww1

[fafnerboy]

Originally posted by punkprincess69
Yes, I am Mormon and going to school here right now. It's not so bad though. Does your brother like it?

Are you guys talking about BYU Idaho?

I wouldn't go there in a million years. I bet the community is like a wanna-be Happy Valley (fyi. happy valley is the Orem/Provo area) The real thing is bad enough, but I can't imagine a handful of wanna-bes of those people, no offence. I only say this cause my sister lives in the real Happy Valley, and it totally changed her. All she ever does is preach to me.


P.S.- I'm mormon also

[punkprincess69]

Yeah it's not too much fun but I wouldn't want to go to the "real thing" either.

[dweebster]

"nobody fucks with tha jesus!"
jesus - the big lebowski

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by dweebster
"nobody fucks with tha jesus!"
jesus - the big lebowski
"holy bartender! i get it! thats fuckin hillarious"
jay in "dogma"

[chickmagnet2385]

"You can do it! Cut his fucking head off!"
The Waterboy

[MCRfan7]

"your my sister, your my sister" Joe Dirt
"I got poo on me" Joe dirt
"You there show me those boobies" Joe Dirt
"Lifes a garden dig it" Joe Dirt

[BrandNewRock05]

"This hog gets 70 miles to the gallon"- Dumb and Dumber

"Nice accent what is it, Jersey?"
"Austrian"
"Ah, good day mate, throw some shrimp on the barbie"- Dumb and Dumber

"OK Garth, he's gonna put that thing on your mellon"- Wayne's World

"We both no there is no film in this camera"- Wayne's World

"Marrige is punishment for shoplifting in some countries"- Wayne's World

[BrandNewRock05]

The quotes of Wayne's World
(as you can tell this is my favorite movie)

"Yes, I'll have the cream of sumyungui"

"I once thought I had mono for an entire year, but it turns out I was just really bored"

"She make me feel all funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class"

"Ah, the Merth Mobile"

"Led Zepplin didn't write songs that everyone liked, they left that to the Beegees"

"What is it?"
"Its a gun rack"
"I dont even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack"

"If you are gonna spew, spew into this"

"The Shitty Beatles, are they any good?"
"They suck"
"Oh, so it isnt just a clever name"

"I believe I requested the hand job"

"Benjamin is no one's friend, if he were and ice cream flavor he would be prailines and dick"

"Ribbed for her pleasure, ewww"

"Little, yellow, different"

"Pardon me, but would you happen to have any grey pupon"

[Jen]

From GHOST WORLD:

Alcoholic Customer: Do you serve beer or any alcohol?
Enid: I wish! Actually you wish... after about five minutes of this movie, you're gonna wish you had ten beers.

Enid: I think only stupid people have good relationships.
Seymour: That's the spirit.


Enid: We need to find a place where you can go to meet women who share your interests.
Seymour: Maybe I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests. I hate my interests.

Clerk: How many times do I have to tell you? No shirt, no service! What do you think this is, Club Med?
Doug: It's America, buddy, learn the rules!
Clerk: Don't tell me about democracy. We Greeks invented democracy!
Doug: Yeah, you also invented homos!
Clerk: Fuck you!
Doug: You wish! You gotta buy me dinner first!

Enid: It's not like I'm some modern punk, dickhead. It's an obvious, 1977 original punk rock look. I guess Johnny fuckface over there's too stupid to realize it!
Rebecca: I didn't really get it either.
Enid: Everyone's too stupid!

Angry Garage Sale Woman: How much for this dress?
Rebecca: God, I can't believe you're selling that.
Enid: That's $500.
Angry Garage Sale Woman: What?
Enid: 500.
Angry Garage Sale Woman: You're crazy. It should be like $2.
Enid: I was wearing that dress when I lost my virginity.
Angry Garage Sale Woman: Why do I care?
Enid: Well, why do you want it? I mean, it would look stupid on you anyway.
Angry Garage Sale Woman: God! Fuck you!

<3<3<3<3<3


From : Girl, Interrupted

Susanna Kaysen: Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60's. Or maybe I was just a girl... interrupted.

Daisy: You're just jealous, Lisa, 'cause I have a chance... and a life.
Lisa: You call this a life? Taking daddy's money! Buying all your dollies and your knick-knacks?! Fattening up like a prize fucking heifer. You changed the scenery but not the fucking situation. And everybody knows -- *everybody* knows -- that he fucks you. But what they don't know... is that you like it. :D

Lisa: Go on! Take one more step and I'll stab this pen in my aorta! (Holding the pen to her throat lol)
Valerie: Lisa, your aorta is in your chest.
Lisa: (weird look on her face) Good ta know.

[day in paradise]

Pulp Fiction quotes:

Jules: Looks like me and Vincent caught you boys at breakfast...sorry about that. Whatcha eatin?
Kid: Hamburgers.
Jules: Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

Jules: You're gettin' ready to blow? I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker! motherfucker. Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T.," I'm the "GUNS OF NAVARONE." I'm what Jimmie Walker usta talk about. In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail.

Vincent: Jules, if you give that fuckin' nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principles.

Marcellus: No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr.-soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing -pain-rapist here.

Marcellus: The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.

[ifeelused]

"the things is bob its not that im lazy its that i just dont care" office space

[AtTheDriveIn.]

Originally posted by jesus teh feesh
"i play with the ween!"
yeah seemingly random but run around the strip yelling that and it roxx0rs

i have to agree with you cole. Its Pat is teh sexx0rz

[AtTheDriveIn.]

any quote from office space aswell.

i love how i double post so many times. im too lazy to edit.

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by ifeelused
"the things is bob its not that im lazy its that i just dont care" office space
"you masturbate more than anyone on the planent"
"tell me something i dont know"
"you think about guys when you do it"-dogma

[ifeelused]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
"you masturbate more than anyone on the planent"
"tell me something i dont know"
"you think about guys when you do it"-dogma
hah

[AtTheDriveIn.]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
"you masturbate more than anyone on the planent"
"tell me something i dont know"
"you think about guys when you do it"-dogma

also a freakin hilarious movie!

[ifeelused]

also from beavis and butthead "i am cornholio i need tp for my bunghole" :)

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by ifeelused
also from beavis and butthead "i am cornholio i need tp for my bunghole" :)
in tommy boy when tommy chris farely backs the car up in the gas station and breaks the front door off of the car but manages to close it so it would stay on and then david spade opens the door and it falls off and chris farely says "what did you do?"

[ifeelused]

why do you keep quoting me.. *confused*

[KillingTuesday]

Hey. did you make a copy? 'cuz if you made a copy, we could watch the copy. -Raod Trip

sorry i'm not funny. maybe I'll just leave this up to the poeple who watch good movies.

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by ifeelused
why do you keep quoting me.. *confused*
easy way to post a reply, and im just used to quoting everyone

[BrandNewRock05]

As Chris Farely is slurping a packet of ketchup David Spade says "I can actually hear you get fatter"- Tommy Boy

[ifeelused]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
easy way to post a reply, and im just used to quoting everyone

oh alrite. i thought you were relating your quote to mine. and i was very confused :eek:

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by ifeelused
oh alrite. i thought you were relating your quote to mine. and i was very confused :eek:
nope

[hot damn!]

-When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!

Austin Powers


bleh its the only one i could think of

i suck :(

[ifeelused]

Originally posted by PweredByBoredom
-When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!

Austin Powers


bleh its the only one i could think of

i suck

na, its good.. i like the name mr bigglesworth :rolleyes:

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by MCRfan7
"your my sister, your my sister" Joe Dirt
"I got poo on me" Joe dirt
"You there show me those boobies" Joe Dirt
"Lifes a garden dig it" Joe Dirt

that movie is so underrated.

"this is a big ball o' shit!'
"ugh i was eating off it!"

[hot damn!]

-My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker! Would you like to suck my cock? Berserker!

and!!!!

-People say crazy shit during sex. One time, I called this girl "Mom"

-Clerks

[NOOOOOAHHHH]

i want to be just like you i figure all i need is a lobotomy and some tights

Bender- PB & J with the crusts cut off well brian this is a very nutricious lunch all the food groups are represented did your mom marry mr rogers?
Brian- no... mr johnson

oh mine? its real easy stupid worthless no good goddamn free loadin son of a bitch retarded big mouth know it all asshole jerk! you forgot ugly lazy and disrespectful- shut up bitch! go fix me a turkey pot pie! what about you dad? fuck you. no, dad, what about you? fuck you. no dad what about you?! fuck you!

vernon- what was that ruckus?
kids- what ruckus?
vernon- i heard a ruckus-
kids- could you describe the ruckus please sir?

[Frodo]

"i believe you have my stapler?"

"I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics. Things go well, I might be showin' her my O-face. Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what I'm talkin' about ... Oh!"

Michael: I told those fudge packers that I liked Michael Bolton's music.
Peter: Oh that is not right, Michael.

Peter: When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?
Lawrence: Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.

[Screamo]

"I guess thats YOUR theory!"

[hot damn!]

Originally posted by coheed&cambria
"i believe you have my stapler?"

"I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics. Things go well, I might be showin' her my O-face. Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what I'm talkin' about ... Oh!"

Michael: I told those fudge packers that I liked Michael Bolton's music.
Peter: Oh that is not right, Michael.

Peter: When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?
Lawrence: Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.

haha i love office space

"i've got a meeting with the Bob's"

[kidinthecorner]

"Hold your fire! Its just a squirrel..."-Chris Farley
"Its holding something! Kill it!" -some guy with him

Almost Heros

[AtTheDriveIn.]

Originally posted by dep_rules
"swear to god, allah, that NO one knows about this except us!"
"dont worry man i wont tell anyone"
"what the fuck was that?!"
"dont worry hes cool."

"PC load letter, what the fuck does that mean?"

"i swear to god one of these days i-i-i j-just kick this PIECE OF SHIT out the window!"

"everything was fine before that no-talent ass clown got famous and starting making records."
"maybe you should change your name"
"i had it first! besides hes the one that sucks."

haha that is one of my all time favorite movies. soo good.

damn it feels good to be a gangsta, a real gangsta ass ***** plays his cards right..

[SocoBabe]

"I'm down with it. I know the 4-1-1. And you are not getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his right is." ~10 Things I Hate About You.

Ok, that's a kind of old movie but it's cool.

[AtTheDriveIn.]

ohh man...

"kyles mom is big fat bitch shes the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..."

[BrandNewRock05]

"REDRUM"......I hated that movie

[cantnokdahustle]

shop smart! shop S-Mart.

I hope atleast one person knows what thats from.

[Justin_stacy]

Originally posted by cantnokdahustle
shop smart! shop S-Mart.

I hope atleast one person knows what thats from.

I bet more know it then you think.

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

Old Woman on Plane: I'm hoping to score big myself. I'll mostly be doing the slots.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping to do some sluts too.
-Beavis and Butt-head: Do America

[cantnokdahustle]

Originally posted by Justin_stacy
I bet more know it then you think.

i hope so cause that movie is hilarious.

[stopsmyheart]

"This is your life. And it is ending one minute at a time."

"I just felt like destroying something beautiful."

"It's only after you've lost everything; that you're free to do anything."

"If you wake up in a different time, in a different place - could you wake up a different person?"

"Except for their humping - Marla and Tyler were never in the same room. My parents pulled this exact same act for years."

"With insomnia, nothing is real. Everything is far away; everything is a copy, of a copy, of a copy."

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank - you are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing, crap of the world."

---

"Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted - they're just an interpretation, not a record. "

"I was the only person who disagreed with the cops. And I had brain damage."

"I don't think they let people in my condition carry a gun."
-"Let's fuckin' hope not."

"It's beer o'clock, and I'm buying."

"Okay...what am I doing? I'm chasing this guy...Nope, he's chasing me."

.

If you don't know those movies...you need to.

[lookitsmarc]

Originally posted by stopsmyheart
"This is your life. And it is ending one minute at a time."

"I just felt like destroying something beautiful."

"It's only after you've lost everything; that you're free to do anything."

"If you wake up in a different time, in a different place - could you wake up a different person?"

"Except for their humping - Marla and Tyler were never in the same room. My parents pulled this exact same act for years."

"With insomnia, nothing is real. Everything is far away; everything is a copy, of a copy, of a copy."

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank - you are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing, crap of the world."

---

"Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted - they're just an interpretation, not a record. "

"I was the only person who disagreed with the cops. And I had brain damage."

"I don't think they let people in my condition carry a gun."
-"Let's fuckin' hope not."

"It's beer o'clock, and I'm buying."

"Okay...what am I doing? I'm chasing this guy...Nope, he's chasing me."

.

If you don't know those movies...you need to.

fight club, memento
ever see the memento DVD?
u can watch the movie forwards
and i hope uve read survivor

[punkchick22]

Originally posted by SocoBabe
"I'm down with it. I know the 4-1-1. And you are not getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his right is." ~10 Things I Hate About You.

Ok, that's a kind of old movie but it's cool.

i love that movie.

[Greg]

all of Adam SAndler's movies have great quotes. i'm too lazy to think of a ghreat one right now though. byut Billy Madison has alot. oh wait just though of one!

Mr Madison:Billy I hope you find what ever the hell it is you're looking for.
Billy:Well here's a nice piece of shit!

ha ha good times watching that movie.

[theused7888]

has anybody ever seen that ghetto movie, "Don't Be A Menace To SouthCentral While Drinking"???

there's this part where the two black dudes walk into this convenience store that these old chinese people own, and the door chime goes "***-gas"... and then, the chinese woman keeps following them around saying "HURRY UP AND BUY!" thinking they are gonna steal something... then at the end of the store scene, one of the black dudes pulls a gun and starts shooting shit and everything he shoots, the chinese woman tells him how much it costs... its like:

*BOOM*
"PICKLES! five dolla!"
*BOOM*
"SHIRT! 19-ninety-five! ON SALE!"
*BOOM*
"CHIPS! FOUR DOLLA!"

its really funny....

[bossydacow]

Originally posted by theused7888
has anybody ever seen that ghetto movie, "Don't Be A Menace To SouthCentral While Drinking"???

there's this part where the two black dudes walk into this convenience store that these old chinese people own, and the door chime goes "***-gas"... and then, the chinese woman keeps following them around saying "HURRY UP AND BUY!" thinking they are gonna steal something... then at the end of the store scene, one of the black dudes pulls a gun and starts shooting shit and everything he shoots, the chinese woman tells him how much it costs... its like:

*BOOM*
"PICKLES! five dolla!"
*BOOM*
"SHIRT! 19-ninety-five! ON SALE!"
*BOOM*
"CHIPS! FOUR DOLLA!"

its really funny....

Haha! thats the only part of that movie that i've ever seen, and its halarious! ITs w/ the Wayans Brothers, right?

[punkqb]

"oh god frank dont tell you forgot your own birthday"
-old school

[cantnokdahustle]

Originally posted by punkqb
"oh god frank dont tell you forgot your own birthday"
-old school

-we're streak'n
- who
-(looks back) oh theyre comin.
---------------

ya my boy blue, ya my boy.

[punkqb]

Originally posted by cantnokdahustle
-we're streak'n
- who
-(looks back) oh theyre comin.
---------------

ya my boy blue, ya my boy.

i almost died laughing when the fat kid fell after his cinder block went through the drainage thing

[kalika]

hakkunah muttutta

the lion king

[theused7888]

Originally posted by bossydacow
Haha! thats the only part of that movie that i've ever seen, and its halarious! ITs w/ the Wayans Brothers, right?

yes its definitely funny...

and yes, its the Wayans Bro.s

[cantnokdahustle]

Originally posted by punkqb
i almost died laughing when the fat kid fell after his cinder block went through the drainage thing

my girlfriend was lying across my lap and i laughed so hard she fell off when will ferrell shot himself with the tranq. and was pushing all the little kids down.

[kalika]

ok toby, fuck off!!

romy and michelles high school reunion.


bruce lee could kick hurcules hair ass from here *does that suck it motion* back to rome.

the wog boy.

[stopsmyheart]

Originally posted by lookitsmarc
fight club, memento
ever see the memento DVD?
u can watch the movie forwards
and i hope uve read survivor

Yep. I've read all of Chuck P.

[cantnokdahustle]

Originally posted by stopsmyheart
Yep. I've read all of Chuck P.

i just picked up choke. how is it.

ive heard it was much better than fight club.