When You Know Someone Has a Super-Mega-Awkward Crush on You

[ArmedROBery]

Edit: Shoulda clarified. I'm not looking for advice, more for people to share funny stories...

Title sums it up.

Long story short: from middle school, through high school, a girl I know had a borderline creepy crush on me. She wrote all kinds of poems about me (I found out through people), tried to weave her way into my group of friends, considering changing colleges just to attend the same one as me, and nowadays, quite openly flirts with me even though she has a boyfriend.

The catch? She thinks I don't know. She thinks I've been completely oblivious to it all these years - but in fact, I'm painfully aware of how much I kept her away. For the longest time, I was terrified to be at parties with her, in fear of her possibly getting plastered and spilling her guts. It's really, really embarrassing on her end... and somewhat hilarious all at the same time. There's years of awkward drama behind us haha.

At a Christmas party this past year (with her boyfriend in attendance, I may add), she drunkenly tugged at my pants and asked if I had any boxers on.

I did. But that's uninteresting and not the point...

Have you guys ever known about someone having a crush on you? Any funny stories? Drama? Crazy sex stories?

[amour faux]

what's the problem? just fuck her or score some head.

edit: anal

[ArmedROBery]

what's the problem? just fuck her or score some head.

edit: anal

lol This would be considerably easier if I was attracted to her.

At all.

[abbysmith]

The story I have about someone that had an awkward crush on me was from when I was about 9 years old, so it isn't very interesting.

[The Pharmacist]

haha i agree with 1st person man above....andddddd yeah that sums up my best guy friend, except for the tug on my pants and boxers question.
he kissed me even though he has a GF of two and a half years...yeah awkward

[zZebra]

My friend told me last year that a girl liked me but I didn't like her. This was about a month or two before school ended so I just didn't talk to her. Then we graduated and went to high school. No big deal.

EDIT: We went to different high school's.

[amour faux]

lol This would be considerably easier if I was attracted to her.

At all.
so she's not hot?

[ArmedROBery]

Unfortunately, no, in my opinion.

[phil19]

i had a super-mega-awkward crush on a girl in high school. she knew about it along with the whole school. she basically acted as if i didnt exist for 5 years. seemed to work for her

[llwilliamsll]

pics for us to decide

[SanePsychotic]

I pretty much semi-stalked this one girl for about two years. Yeah, I was a loser.

[apsterling]

I had a Super-Mega-Awkward Crush on a girl and she liked me back but then shit happened and we never dated or anything and it's been this Super-Mega-Awkward Crush on my part that became a trainwreck. Shit happens. She's dating her ex.

[llwilliamsll]

I had one of those crushes a while back on a girl for a year or two. She was aware and manipulated me in every single way. I thought we could do the whole friend thing, but she was a shitty friend. I finally got over it by ignoring her and never talking to her. She is part of the reason why I kind of treat girls like shit these days, but I think that's becoming minimal so that's good.

[zion the lion]

Nobody ever had a super mega awkward crush on me, but my friend thought I was in love with her for some reason (I wasnt) and that made things awkward.

[bigblue2015]

I used to be one big walking super-mega-awkward crush during my middle school/early high school days. Really embarrassing, luckily that's over now.

[intensified]

I've had a big ass crush on my brother's friend Conner for the past three years. It's Super-Mega-Awkward because I find it impossible to keep a conversation with him still... and it's been three years.

[Richard Maxim]

I had this mega crush on this girl in high school and she pretty much kept me in the friend zone the whole time so i moved on to a super crush on another girl.....that girl happened to be her sister.....and i found out a couple of months after high school that she liked me and never knew i liked her. Apparently i never gave her any signals.
fml.

[intensified]

I had this mega crush on this girl in high school and she pretty much kept me in the friend zone the whole time so i moved on to a super crush on another girl.....that girl happened to be her sister.....and i found out a couple of months after high school that she liked me and never knew i liked her. Apparently i never gave her any signals.
fml.

Awh, haha. That's bullshit. :-(

[Richard Maxim]

Awh, haha. That's bullshit. :-(

Whatever, those bitches got theirs, I found out the sister got pregnant afterwards.

Bitch.

[intensified]

Whatever, those bitches got theirs, I found out the sister got pregnant afterwards.

Bitch.

Well, that's her loss, not yours. :-p

[Richard Maxim]

Well, that's her loss, not yours. :-p

Right?!
Well she was hot though, damn friend zone.

[ArmedROBery]

Whatever, those bitches got theirs, I found out the sister got pregnant afterwards.

Bitch.

Ouch.

That shit's rough. Props to staying out of it.

[Richard Maxim]

Ouch.

That shit's rough. Props to staying out of it/

Yea, Hope her offspring doesn't keep people in the friend zone.

[intensified]

Right?!
Well she was hot though, damn friend zone.

Yeah, but what if you knocked her up? You'd be a baby daddy.

[Richard Maxim]

Yeah, but what if you knocked her up? You'd be a baby daddy.

True. I just resent her for keeping me in the friend zone and never giving me a chance. (as far as i knew of course)

[Reaver]

i had a super awkward crush on a girl during college, which was like 6 years in total. that was some bad shit. and i think she even liked me a little, but i was so extremely shy and excited when she was around, i started acting like a total moron. one day in class, she turned around towards me and smiled at me and i was so stunned, i sticked my tongue out at her. i have no idea why i did that and every time i think back i feel like the biggest idiot on the planet. wow.

[kianacarly]

Creepy guy who sat in front of me in social studies in the eigth grade had a creepy crush on me for years. He's just one of those people who ooze creepiness, and he'd always ask me to take walks with him or go to the park. Then one year we got seated by each other in math, and he tried to impress me by bragging about going to a Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus/Jonas Brothers show, and showed off his delux edition Jonas Brothers CD, haha.

A friend recently confessed to having a crush on me when I've known it for a while. Nothing that awkward about it until he started talking about going on a date and I said I wasn't interested. He then said the only emotions I ever show are disgust and discontent and doesn't really talk to me as much, which kind of made me sad since he was a good friend. The part about me only showing disgust and discontent kind of felt like a slap in the face too :-(

[PezMullet]

When I was in college there was this really hot girl. My friend was all over her. At the same time I was always chatting on mIRC and got some weird messages. I later found out that she was messaging me online and that she parked her car across the street from my house to spy on me. Her bestfriend told me about it and I ended up hooking up with her.

[MarsEatWorld]

This guy had an awkward crush on me from the first day of school in 10th grade [when I moved to that town] november of junior year he asked me to prom [which is in may] I said no a million times before he tried to make a deal with me that if I didn't have anyone to go with I'd go with him. I didn't take the deal...he was weird. OH and we went to DC for class trips and i was walking in front of him with my best friends and he says "hey mars, nice short shorts" and smiled... i just stood there..waited for him to pass me and kept walking.

[argg_xo]

the majority of my crushes have been super-mega awkward for the guy and me. went to the bar for my friends birthday and one of the guys that i've friend-zoned a few years ago spilled beer on me. he then told me i looked like a hot mess, whispered that i was beautiful and then went to dance with some girls on the tiny dancefloor. i didn't know what to say so i left.

[TaylorT3RR0R]

I had the hugest crush on my ex bfs friend for about 2 years. When I started dating my ex bf I had no idea they even knew each other. About 6 months into our relationship (I was still head over heels for the other guy) I find out that the other boy had liked me just as long and was angry with me for dating his friend. -.- I stayed with my ex bf for over a year and had run ins with that other boy multiple times. To this daaaaay, we have yet to take the plunge and date. Weeeird.

[The_Blackout94]

I really like one of my best friends atm.
It is quite bad as I really want to ask her and I think she can tell. It's annoying because I don't want to lose our friendship if it goes wrong.
She's super hot btw and I kinda need some advice. I thought this thread would be appropiate.
Thanks for any help.

[My Broken Fever]

When You Know Someone Has a Super-Mega-Awkward Crush on You

you file for a restraining order against that person.

[The_Blackout94]

When You Know Someone Has a Super-Mega-Awkward Crush on You

you file for a restraining order against that person.

Lol. It works at least.

[mattmatumbo]

I pretty much semi-stalked this one girl for about two years. Yeah, I was a loser.

At least you admit to it, my friend will never admit to his legit stalking tactics.

[&IllBeTheReason]

I have this odd ability to make any situation comfortable when people like me so that's never been much of a problem.

Unfortunately, though, I have had a major crush on one of my ex-boyfriends friends since before we dated, and I told him about it during, because this guy is just so ridiculously good looking. It's been 4 years and I still act like a total idiot every time I see him at shows. Every single person that knows me knows about it, so I'm pretty sure he knows and almost sure he's scared. But that's what he gets for being so good looking.

[isntnikione]

Twice, I've had my best friends (at the time) tell me they were in love with me.

One of them was a slightly older woman.
I'm straight.


...

[SanePsychotic]

At least you admit to it, my friend will never admit to his legit stalking tactics.

Well I kind of had to admit it when I was arranging parts of my day in order to follow them around school. I was a creeper to the max. Thankfully that time has passed.

[hamish.]

thread is nothing w/out pics.

[purpledragondie]

The story I have about someone that had an awkward crush on me was from when I was about 9 years old, so it isn't very interesting.
there was some guy I had known like that...he actually just invited me to his mom's wedding, as a date.....but yeah..how could I ever tell him to back off? he even knows I have a BF!?!? Guys...

[Greg.Kushlan]

My old roommates little sister had a crush on me, it was really awkward since I almost had a relationship with her. She was 17 and I was 21, I told her I wanted to wait until she turned 18, and her parents basically told me they were ok with me fucking her. Then one night we sat in my apartment and watched Pulp Fiction and No Country For Old Men. after that things got a little weird, she took an image from an internet profile I had, and made a background for her myspace page based around that. I freaked out, and stopped talking to her. She claimed it was a weird coincidence, but when I googled the image it never came up in the image results...

I had this huge crush on a girl I worked with that I knew for like 2 years, and one of my friends told her before I had the chance to, and she rejected me in front of a bunch of co-workers and didn't even call me to tell me what happened at work. I had to hear about it from one of my friends when I was getting onto an 8 hour shift. To make things better, I got a phone call during my lunch break that my grandma was going to be having surgery and probably wouldn't make it through it. This was a year ago almost to the day.

[maxvsmaradona]

thread is nothing w/out pics.

this.

[Knightmare]

I think I just replied to a thread like this one, and I said something like, "Throw poop at them."

[LamarVannoy]

i had a crush on this guy i met at college but it only lasted a couple of months until he told me he wasnt interested. we're still friends even though i still feel a little bit awkward around him.
theres this 34 year old woman in our class who has a crush on him now though lol. its really fuckin creepy too, not only is she almost double his age but shes really really fat and she sends him creepy drunken text messages. its quite amusing but if i was him i would be terrified.

[zac_montucky]

Well I kind of had to admit it when I was arranging parts of my day in order to follow them around school. I was a creeper to the max. Thankfully that time has passed.

It's not stalking, it's caring enough to find out the things they won't tell you themselves.

[Kassie09]

I love super mega awkward crushes! They're so adorable and remind me of elementary/middle school.

[Tautou107]

I've had this super-mega-awkward crush on this guy from my school for about two years now. I hardly know him, but I see him absolutely everywhere to the point where it's just creepy (he probably thinks I'm a huge stalker). We almost dated once, when a mutual friend told me he thought I was cute and wanted to go out, and said friend then told him that I felt the same, but nothing really happened after that.

Unfortunately, he just graduated (I'm a year younger than he), so I now have no one to have a super-mega-awkward crush on. Just regular ones, which aren't as much fun.

[ArmedROBery]

lol I enjoy revisiting this thread and seeing the term "super-mega-awkward" in almost every post. Some pretty funny stories.

[reesa]

when someone has a "super-mega-awkward" crush on me, i write songs about them and make it obvious if i like them back or not...sad but true.

[Reaver]

when someone has a "super-mega-awkward" crush on me, i write songs about them and make it obvious if i like them back or not...sad but true.

so if i had this super mega awkward crush on you, you would spend hours on writing a song about us. with the content being that you're not interested. like really?

[reesa]

so if i had this super mega awkward crush on you, you would spend hours on writing a song about us. with the content being that you're not interested. like really?
haha not hours. and it's only if that person is a good friend hence why it'd be a super mega awkward crush...well for me. it's not something i do ALL the time. just a little fact (: ...inspiration even.

[Reaver]

haha not hours. and it's only if that person is a good friend hence why it'd be a super mega awkward crush...well for me. it's not something i do ALL the time. just a little fact (: ...inspiration even.

hahah, i was just wondering. don't worry i'm fine. ;) though you're profile picture is quite beautiful. hard to believe that you're alone. just sayin'.

[reesa]

i find it hard to believe too. lol.

nah i'm not big headed or anything. i've just been single for way too long. but i'm such a lonely person anyway so wth. (:

[Reaver]

i find it hard to believe too. lol.

nah i'm not big headed or anything. i've just been single for way too long. but i'm such a lonely person anyway so wth. (:

well, then you probably should do something about it. :)
where are you from if i may ask?

[SonEric84]

i find it hard to believe too. lol.

nah i'm not big headed or anything. i've just been single for way too long. but i'm such a lonely person anyway so wth. (:




You're too cute to be lonely.

[quarterhorse101]

I had a crush on this boy from like 4th grade till 9th grade, then he turned into a douchebag... and goes to a school down the street from me. He's still cute though.

[everybodywakeup]

I had a huge crush on this guy from middle school to high school, and everyone in the whole school knew and made fun of me for it, but me and him actually talked on msn every day and were pretty good friends. He totally knew I liked him, and for some reason was never awkward about it...but that was probably because he was the most popular guy in school and everyone liked him, and he liked attention. I was always friends with his girlfriends, and somehow looking back that's the definition of awkward but it really wasn't, haha. He's getting married this summer, or maybe already has, and through talking to his fiancee I found out that he told me a lot of things that he never really told anyone else back then, and that makes me sad cause there's a lot of things that showed that we were really close, but at the same time I can't let myself actually believe that we were. Like we went to this show together once, and I later found out it was prom night for him at his school(I had moved like 2 hours away from where I used to live, when I was in 9th grade) and I was just like...really? He skipped prom to hang out with me? And to this day he says it was the best show he's ever been to. I mean that has to somehow involve me being there right? He actually lives in the same city as me now, but I never talk to him anymore. A couple times we planned on going to the same shows, but it always ended up so awkward. One time I was late to a show, and I found out that he got there really early because that's when I said I was gonna be there, he emailed me after and was like "Why didn't you talk to me?" even though he knows I've always been nervous talking to him, ugh. Then after the show we did talk for a couple minutes, and he kept asking what I was doing after, where I was going, etc. And my friend that was with me said he was definitely implying that he wanted to hang out, just that I was supposed to actually come out and say that. The only times he has ever come close to saying that he liked me at all were when he was drunk, so that doesn't really mean much. He would quote song lyrics to me over IM, like "If I had one wish this is what it would be, I'd ask you to spend all your time with me", hahah. I just wish I still talked to him and that we were still friends.

[abbysmith]

It's not stalking, it's caring enough to find out the things they won't tell you themselves.
:lol:

[_brodie_]

I had a huge crush on this guy from middle school to high school, and everyone in the whole school knew and made fun of me for it, but me and him actually talked on msn every day and were pretty good friends. He totally knew I liked him, and for some reason was never awkward about it...but that was probably because he was the most popular guy in school and everyone liked him, and he liked attention. I was always friends with his girlfriends, and somehow looking back that's the definition of awkward but it really wasn't, haha. He's getting married this summer, or maybe already has, and through talking to his fiancee I found out that he told me a lot of things that he never really told anyone else back then, and that makes me sad cause there's a lot of things that showed that we were really close, but at the same time I can't let myself actually believe that we were. Like we went to this show together once, and I later found out it was prom night for him at his school(I had moved like 2 hours away from where I used to live, when I was in 9th grade) and I was just like...really? He skipped prom to hang out with me? And to this day he says it was the best show he's ever been to. I mean that has to somehow involve me being there right? He actually lives in the same city as me now, but I never talk to him anymore. A couple times we planned on going to the same shows, but it always ended up so awkward. One time I was late to a show, and I found out that he got there really early because that's when I said I was gonna be there, he emailed me after and was like "Why didn't you talk to me?" even though he knows I've always been nervous talking to him, ugh. Then after the show we did talk for a couple minutes, and he kept asking what I was doing after, where I was going, etc. And my friend that was with me said he was definitely implying that he wanted to hang out, just that I was supposed to actually come out and say that. The only times he has ever come close to saying that he liked me at all were when he was drunk, so that doesn't really mean much. He would quote song lyrics to me over IM, like "If I had one wish this is what it would be, I'd ask you to spend all your time with me", hahah. I just wish I still talked to him and that we were still friends.

this story bummed me out heaps only because i can relate it perfectly to a situation im in with a girl now. i wish you still talked to him too, it sounds like it was a great friendship.