20 year old teddy

[kalika]

ok i look in my email inbox today, and find that i have only one new mail from a freind but 24 new porn related emails in my junk mail box. it makes me sad to know that the only plp that care anough to send me lots a mail are porn sites. :( woe is me or sumthin............................ ...hahahaha that sounded so "i may as well just kill myself" but it was really just a funny ob. oh well, thats my stupid thread for the day.

[theused_FSF]

and now, we dance

[AtTheDriveIn.]

dude, i get shit asking me if i want to enlarge my cock....I DONT EVEN HAVE A COCK. though sometimes i wish i did because its alot easier to masturbate with a cock.

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
dude, i get shit asking me if i want to enlarge my cock....I DONT EVEN HAVE A COCK. though sometimes i wish i did because its alot easier to masturbate with a cock.



yeah it's pretty simple

[hot damn!]

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title is misleading, i thought this thread was about me for a second. :rolleyes:

[varock]

yeah, I get porn mail all the time :eek:

[kalika]

Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
dude, i get shit asking me if i want to enlarge my cock....I DONT EVEN HAVE A COCK. though sometimes i wish i did because its alot easier to masturbate with a cock.
yep i get that one too. and about 20 sayin somethin along the lines as "watch hot teen virgins get slammed in every hole" its fuckin discusting how they just send this shit out.

[jesus teh feesh]

Originally posted by PweredByBoredom
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title is misleading, i thought this thread was about me for a second. :rolleyes:

yeah, i was like wtf? why did she call him a teddy?

wow.i.need.to.get.out.of.the.house

[kalika]

Originally posted by PweredByBoredom
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title is misleading, i thought this thread was about me for a second. :rolleyes:


sorry, its describing how i feel at the mo. lilke a 20 year old raggedy teddy whos abou to be thrown out.

[AtTheDriveIn.]

Originally posted by kalika
yep i get that one too. and about 20 sayin somethin along the lines as "watch hot teen virgins get slammed in every hole" its fuckin discusting how they just send this shit out.

haha or the ones like "hott barnyard sex"\

or "watch these young sluts get reamed in the ass"

[jesus teh feesh]

how come nobody sends me porn?

[hot damn!]

i got this in my email.......

[kalika]

Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
haha or the ones like "hott barnyard sex"\

or "watch these young sluts get reamed in the ass"

yep i get them too. :mad:

[AtTheDriveIn.]

Originally posted by kalika
yep i get them too. :mad:

hmmm (wonders if it works)...

[kalika]

Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
hmmm (wonders if it works)...

wonders if what works??

[FoRgEtYoU09]

The emails that entertain me the most are the ones that say things like "Click here to see a 300 lb. woman have sex with a midget and a monkey..."

[kalika]

Originally posted by FoRgEtYoU09
The emails that entertain me the most are the ones that say things like "Click here to see a 300 lb. woman have sex with a midget and a monkey..."

i dont click , i just delete i dont wanna see stuff like that.

[Greg]

i get alot of porn and it pisses me off. i can get my own porn if i need it. geez.

[FoRgEtYoU09]

erm i dont either..id be scarred for life..i see that kind of shit in the headings..minus the "click here" part..i get at least 20 of those emails a day..where does all that shit come from?

[kalika]

Originally posted by FoRgEtYoU09
erm i dont either..id be scarred for life..i see that kind of shit in the headings..minus the "click here" part..i get at least 20 of those emails a day..where does all that shit come from?

no idea but i get heaps each day too. its fuckin sick really. like too bad if some 6 yr old kid got it and looked at it, poor little bugger wouldnt kno what the fuck was goin on.

[SomePerson22]

I've never gotten any porn in my e-mail...just that shocking news crap. Every fucking day. "...enlarge your penis safely and naturally". FUCK OFF I don't have a dick.

[amishman]

I've never gotten any porn in my e-mail...just that shocking news crap. Every fucking day. "...enlarge your penis safely and naturally". FUCK OFF I don't have a dick.

I never understand what they mean when it says natural. If it is so natural, then why is it in pill form?

I get a lot of porn and herbal viagra crap. What I hate is when I have the strictest junk mail filter and I still get junk mail in my inbox; what's worse is that emails I want go to my junk folder.

I don't know what's worse, junk mail or pop ups. Why would companies use those when they are possibly the most hated thing of the internet?

[kalika]

pop ups fuck man DEATH TO POP UPS!!!!

and yeah, i get the ones sayin, make her scream you r name like never before and shit like that. i dont wanna make her scream!

[Hoodster]

i get all those stupid emails, i just delete them. at least my mail, Yahoo puts them all in one folder. but its annoying when stuff like store emails (ex: torrid), and site updates (ex: amy brown art) gets stuck in the junk mailbox, when i want them in the regular inbox. but the weirdest was when i signed up for neopets last year, and all these really gross porn sites came up, with crap like "watch these girls f*ck while they have their period", and it was really disturbing. imagine if some kid was registering for neopets, and that came up? that would really screw up their minds.

[theused7888]

Originally posted by Greg
i get alot of porn and it pisses me off. i can get my own porn if i need it. geez.

DAMN RIGHT!

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
dude, i get shit asking me if i want to enlarge my cock....I DONT EVEN HAVE A COCK. though sometimes i wish i did because its alot easier to masturbate with a cock.

haha, i always get those too.. but i have a penis but one that doesnt need enlarging. i get stupid "home equity" ones too.. its like dude, I'm way far from even thinking of buying a house.. damn SPAM..damn it, the mail not the luncheon meat...

[theused7888]

if i went into my old email account, i could show you guys all this porn and stupid shit i get... tell ya what: i WILL do that.. and give you guys a taste of the reason i got a new email addy!

*arzuna@ipealeopytw.h... Want to live past 100? Mar 25 2k
*BonusMail from MyPoi... Break away without breaking your budget -- ge... Mar 25 22k
*'MastersDegree@newfu... ADV: Your Master`s Degree in 10 Months Online Mar 25 1k
*Abe impress herQW Mar 25 2k
*Omer RE: will it rise?LZOB Mar 25 2k
*Ivy Re: would you enjoy a better penis? Mar 25 3k
*YourBigFun Jihad This! Mar 24 12k

that's just a bit of junk mail.. i've also had the ones about farm animal porn.. which i think is sick... then there's one that says "are you a five minute man?".. no i'm not, BITCH!

junk mail SUCKS

[amishman]

arzuna@ipealeopytw.h... Want to live past 100? Mar 25 2k

I got that one just the other day too.

[nephthys]

Originally posted by theused7888
if i went into my old email account, i could show you guys all this porn and stupid shit i get... tell ya what: i WILL do that.. and give you guys a taste of the reason i got a new email addy!

*arzuna@ipealeopytw.h... Want to live past 100? Mar 25 2k
*BonusMail from MyPoi... Break away without breaking your budget -- ge... Mar 25 22k
*'MastersDegree@newfu... ADV: Your Master`s Degree in 10 Months Online Mar 25 1k
*Abe impress herQW Mar 25 2k
*Omer RE: will it rise?LZOB Mar 25 2k
*Ivy Re: would you enjoy a better penis? Mar 25 3k
*YourBigFun Jihad This! Mar 24 12k

that's just a bit of junk mail.. i've also had the ones about farm animal porn.. which i think is sick... then there's one that says "are you a five minute man?".. no i'm not, BITCH!

junk mail SUCKS

FUCK YEAH, I hate junk mail too.
Hate em all.

[SomePerson22]

I tried downloading a Taking Back Sunday video once. "Timberwolves at New Jersey" I tihnk it was. The file and everything appeared to be clean...but then I played it, and it was a woman with a neon wig fucking a dog. I freaked out when I saw it and deleted it right away. That's just disgusting.

[theused7888]

yeah... see that's really weird... and so are the minds of the people that put that shit out... we should kill em all.. becuase they suck and they annoy everybody with pathetic junk mail and bullshit! half those sites and crap they tell you to go to are infected w/ viruses anyway... as soon as you click one this box pops up saying "Norton AntiVirus: Virus Detected".. its insanely stupid... we're gonna catch the virus... and get rid of it... that's why there are virusscanners out there...

main point: those sick and twisted idiots that put that shit out should be shot and killed!

[SomePerson22]

Originally posted by theused7888
main point: those sick and twisted idiots that put that shit out should be shot and killed!

yes, Yes, YES!

Sounds/looks like i'm climaxing or something.