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mat1419
03/05/06, 05:03 PM
i'm sure this has been done to some degree, but i want to do it again:
simple. jack bauer vs. snakes on a plane.
BetsyXcore
03/05/06, 05:20 PM
one guy vs a whole movie?
snakesss
dumbass he isn't one guy. he's jack bauer.
Ratherbedead22
03/05/06, 06:05 PM
as much as i like the idea of snakes on a plane, jack bauer owns.
he would probably eat each and every snake.
fire on my lips
03/05/06, 06:06 PM
dumbass he isn't one guy. he's jack bauer.
Jack Bauer can't hold a candle to Sam Jackson. let alone Sam Jackson AND snakes that are on a fast moving object that flies
mat1419
03/05/06, 06:12 PM
i have yet to vote....i need to weight people's arguments on this one.
you dumb fuck. samuel j can't fucking act. or kill for shit.
jack bauer > sam jackson
DroppedUrPocket
03/05/06, 06:21 PM
Snakes, duh. Sam Jackson > Kiefer Sutherland forever and ever.
mat1419
03/05/06, 06:21 PM
you dumb fuck. samuel j can't fucking act. or kill for shit.
jack bauer > sam jackson
but what about the actual snakes on a plane and jack bauer?
and no mindless profanity in this thread. it's too tense in here already.
JunkBondTrader
03/05/06, 06:29 PM
you dumb fuck. samuel j can't fucking act. or kill for shit.
jack bauer > sam jackson
you obviously havent seen pulp fiction.
fire on my lips
03/05/06, 06:44 PM
you dumb fuck. samuel j can't fucking act. or kill for shit.
jack bauer > sam jackson
Yeah seriously watch Pulp Fiction as JunkBondTrader said. Sam Jackson = the mother fuckin man
please excuse the profanity mat1419
i cant possibly compare jack to a movie i havent seen
fire on my lips
03/05/06, 07:15 PM
i cant possibly compare jack to a movie i havent seen
then compare him to the amazingness that could possibly be samuel l jackson and a plane full of huge snakes and some random passengers/pilots
uh oh smmoreo
03/05/06, 07:28 PM
I thought it was actually going to be Jack verses soap.
That would be an interesting debate.
fedhed7
03/05/06, 07:50 PM
Whoever votes for snakes on a plane... is retarded.
fire on my lips
03/05/06, 08:18 PM
Whoever votes for snakes on a plane... is retarded.
or is joking like myself. How can someone compare and value a movie that no one has anything more than a vague idea of the plot, with a show that many people watch religiously. They can't.
The thread is a joke, just like every S.O.A.P. avatar or sig is a joke, because no one has any idea if it will be any good, everyone just adores the concept.
You have/are listening to the new MW&C, i am very very very jealous. Going to the release show?
Trainsaw
03/05/06, 08:38 PM
Soap
mat1419
03/05/06, 08:44 PM
The thread is a joke, just like every S.O.A.P. avatar or sig is a joke, because no one has any idea if it will be any good, everyone just adores the concept.
this thread is not about the movie snakes on a plane.
it is about jack bauer vs the situation of hundreds of deadly snakes in a confined space thousands of miles in the air. both are terrifying and awe inspiring in their own way. frankly, i hope neither one finds me on the wrong day, but if i had to pick the greater of the two, i'd pick ________.
fire on my lips
03/05/06, 08:57 PM
this thread is not about the movie snakes on a plane.
it is about jack bauer vs the situation of hundreds of deadly snakes in a confined space thousands of miles in the air. both are terrifying and awe inspiring in their own way. frankly, i hope neither one finds me on the wrong day, but if i had to pick the greater of the two, i'd pick ________.
so there's no Samuel L. Jackson?
If new Shaft is there it's soap, if not God's mercy on those snakes
mortal soldier
03/05/06, 09:03 PM
the BvS that hasn't broken up yet.
or, at least stopped fighting.
JunkBondTrader
03/05/06, 09:23 PM
i cant possibly compare jack to a movie i havent seen
i think a better poll would have been Pulp Fiction VS. 24............in that case i would have taken Pulp Fiction.
fire on my lips
03/05/06, 10:02 PM
the BvS that hasn't broken up yet.
or, at least stopped fighting.
wtf are you talking about?
Random note: currently listenign to BvS - What a horrible night for a curse
btbam > you
03/05/06, 11:18 PM
jack, because snakes can only die once.
ActorInThisPlay
03/05/06, 11:30 PM
SOAP for sure...
gilatron5000
03/06/06, 02:34 AM
Bauer. Hands down. Those snakes don';t stand a chance.
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