who is Marriage Material for you?

[kaoskid]

For me it'd be Hayley Williams, Ellen Page, Tina Fey and Jenna Fischer. Totally. :cupid:

[thesafeword]

You're 15, do you know what a vagina is?

[kaoskid]

You're 15, do you know what a vagina is?

and that's pronounced?...
:unsure:

[thesafeword]

and that's pronounced?...
:unsure:
vuh-jine.

[AndrewIcex]

What is marriage?

[thespearkid]

www.absolutepunk.net/m/intensified

[bung]

www.absolutepunk.net/m/intensified

Seriously? Her?

[phil19]

whos thinking bout marriage at 15. you should be anal-ing every chick you meet

[thespearkid]

Seriously? Her?
:nod:

edit: AD reference?

[bung]

:nod:

edit: AD reference?

Haha, man oh man oh man...

AD?

[MarsEatWorld]

_____________

[thespearkid]

Haha, man oh man oh man...

AD?
arrested development. watch it if you haven't.

[bung]

arrested development. watch it if you haven't.

Yeah dude, brilliant show.

[llwilliamsll]

Any woman willing to touch me at night.

[blinkangel_44]

this.
Any woman willing to touch me at night.

[MarsEatWorld]

bahaha. you'd marry anyone that would touch you!? whhhatt

[thespearkid]

in a certain way.

[MarsEatWorld]

well...yeah but still

[RecklessXRandy]

vuh-jine.

Hey. You're not Borat.

[thesafeword]

Hey. You're not Borat.
Heeey, ist Bruuno.

[thespearkid]

borat > bruno

[bigblue2015]

My girlfriend

[MarsEatWorld]

My girlfriend
aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwww.

[bigblue2015]

aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwww.

Stop that, that's way too many consecutive w's

[MarsEatWorld]

Stop that, that's way too many consecutive w's
it was cute.
i'm not going to say my boyfriend cuz I don't wanna jinx anything.

[Jake Denning]

For me it'd be Hayley Williams, Ellen Page, Tina Fey and Jenna Fischer. Totally. :cupid:

I oughta kick your ass for making a thread that pisses me off so much.

[intensified]

http://absolutepunk.net/m/thespearkid

[AsItFallsApart]

Seriously? Her?


you're being an Ann hog

[MarsEatWorld]

www.absolutepunk.net/m/intensified (http://www.absolutepunk.net/m/intensified)

http://absolutepunk.net/m/thespearkid

I now pronounce you husband and wife.
wedding:party:
:txtloves::fuck::sperm:
:whine:<-baby

[intensified]

you're being an Ann hog

:eyebrow:

[AndrewIcex]

I now pronounce you husband and wife.
wedding:party:
:txtloves::fuck::sperm:
:whine:<-baby
WHAT-A-POST.

cheers.

[intensified]

I now pronounce you husband and wife.
wedding:party:
:txtloves::fuck::sperm:
:whine:<-baby

Oh, thanks. But, we need his consent first. It does take two to tango. :shrug:

[MarsEatWorld]

Oh, thanks. But, we need his consent first. It does take two to tango. :shrug:
he put you
you put him.
theeee end.
I'm sure he won't mind!

[intensified]

he put you
you put him.
theeee end.
I'm sure he won't mind!

Haha. Well, if you say so...

[.invisible ink.]

i can't keep up with thespearkid's women anymore.

[tawtaw]

Rachel Bilson.

[thespearkid]

you're being an Ann hog
she's the bell of the ball.
(that's probably my second favorite AD quote)

I now pronounce you husband and wife.
wedding:party:
:txtloves::fuck::sperm:
:whine:<-baby
she got jungle fever.

i can't keep up with thespearkid's women anymore.
:-d i'm still with kathleen. i can be married and still have a girlfriend, right?

[.invisible ink.]

:-d i'm still with kathleen. i can be married and still have a girlfriend, right?

i guess if it's cool with your women, it's cool with me. who am i to judge?

[killerswells]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8f/Asiatic_water_buffalo_in_zoo_tierpa rk_friedrichsfelde_berlin_germany.j pg

[SonEric84]

she got jungle fever.



pijKLNcY-FU

[MarsEatWorld]

she's the bell of the ball.
(that's probably my second favorite AD quote)


she got jungle fever.


:-d i'm still with kathleen. i can be married and still have a girlfriend, right?
lol. you are the master pimp of ap.

[Thomas Nassiff]

this post is fantastically annoying. hayley williams is marriage material, coming from a 15 year old.

find a girl you can have conversations with, who has similar taste in music, likes secks, and who you can eat burritos with because whats better than burritos and new found glory? is she has all of the seasons of scrubs on dvd then thats the finisher.

[Smeee]

http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/1/0/8/3/jason_tate_apnet.jpg

[MarsEatWorld]

http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/1/0/8/3/jason_tate_apnet.jpg
epic lol

[thespearkid]

lol. you are the master pimp of ap.
sick brag? haha.

[MarsEatWorld]

sick brag? haha.
here's your cup
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/marsy32/Decorated%20images/40ozPimpCupBlackLg.gif

[thespearkid]

here's your cup
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/marsy32/Decorated%20images/40ozPimpCupBlackLg.gif
hahahahaha. that is beautiful!

[MarsEatWorld]

hahahahaha. that is beautiful!
:nod: lol should've written your name on it but this way we can pass it around the PL.

[intensified]

this post is fantastically annoying. hayley williams is marriage material, coming from a 15 year old.

find a girl you can have conversations with, who has similar taste in music, likes secks, and who you can eat burritos with because whats better than burritos and new found glory? is she has all of the seasons of scrubs on dvd then thats the finisher.

New Found Glory is shitty.

[Thomas Nassiff]

New Found Glory is shitty.

my response to you:

V3y3QoFnqZc&feature=PlayList&p=AFFB33C673423A26&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=34

[intensified]

my response to you:

V3y3QoFnqZc&feature=PlayList&p=AFFB33C673423A26&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=34

:hitself:

[kwsqd]

liking scrubs is something I'm not looking for.

[Thomas Nassiff]

:hitself:
lol

[Thomas Nassiff]

liking scrubs is something I'm not looking for.

thats why it isnt required.

FUCKING SICK AVATAR. i met him once. he's only an inch or two taller than me. but he's much better at basketball. lmfao

[kwsqd]

thats why it isnt required.

FUCKING SICK AVATAR. i met him once. he's only an inch or two taller than me. but he's much better at basketball. lmfao
haha thanks. he is the shit.

[Thomas Nassiff]

haha thanks. he is the shit.

yeah. i met him and d-wade and a bunch of other nba guys at this thing once last year, some clinic or something. it was awesome

[intensified]

liking scrubs is something I'm not looking for.

:highfive:

Also, I miss you.

lol

I dislike Scrubs. :shrug:

[Thomas Nassiff]

:highfive:

Also, I miss you.



I dislike Scrubs. :shrug:

i wont hold it against you. but no NFG and no scrubs? goshhhhhh. lol. do you appreciate star wars?

[kwsqd]

yeah. i met him and d-wade and a bunch of other nba guys at this thing once last year, some clinic or something. it was awesome
That's incredible. Amare has a restaurant in downtown Phoenix, I'm always hoping to run into him when I go there.
:highfive:

Also, I miss you.



I dislike Scrubs. :shrug:
Zach Braff can't act.

[intensified]

i wont hold it against you. but no NFG and no scrubs? goshhhhhh. lol. do you appreciate star wars?

Nope, sorry. Not a big Star Wars fan either.

Zach Braff can't act.

Not to mention, he isn't even that funny. I went out with a guy one time who actually admitted to having a man crush on him. Creepy.

[Kassie09]

http://a519.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/23/l_b4df3795e6ca5c3ba5656125254b202e. jpg

marriage material. He could sing to me and write me songs. Mmm!

[kwsqd]

Nope, sorry. Not a big Star Wars fan either.



Not to mention, he isn't even that funny. I went out with a guy one time who actually admitted to having a man crush on him. Creepy.
haha that's odd.

[kwsqd]

http://a519.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/23/l_b4df3795e6ca5c3ba5656125254b202e. jpg

marriage material. He could sing to me and write me songs. Mmm!
:bluesad:

[Thomas Nassiff]

That's incredible. Amare has a restaurant in downtown Phoenix, I'm always hoping to run into him when I go there.

Zach Braff can't act.

oh thats cool. maybe youll see him one time, do you actually root for the suns or you just like amare? its tought times being a suns fan right now

[Kassie09]

:bluesad:

What!

[intensified]

http://a519.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/23/l_b4df3795e6ca5c3ba5656125254b202e. jpg

marriage material. He could sing to me and write me songs. Mmm!

Mmmm. Agreed.

[Thomas Nassiff]

Nope, sorry. Not a big Star Wars fan either.



Not to mention, he isn't even that funny. I went out with a guy one time who actually admitted to having a man crush on him. Creepy.

okay. i guess its just safe to say that we dont ahve much in common. haha. and i dont think he's such a great actor, but i do find him funny. scrubs isnt a show about the acting, all braff has to do is act like a kid and make that goofy looking off into space face when JD is daydreaming

[intensified]

okay. i guess its just safe to say that we dont ahve much in common. haha. and i dont think he's such a great actor, but i do find him funny. scrubs isnt a show about the acting, all braff has to do is act like a kid and make that goofy looking off into space face when JD is daydreaming

A television series, a movie series, and a shitty band proves we have nothing in common? I am appalled.

Anyways, I suppose you have a point. Scrubs is not a serious show and isn't the best source for showing off your acting talent. I still dislike it though.

[Thomas Nassiff]

A television series, a movie series, and a shitty band proves we have nothing in common? I am appalled.

Anyways, I suppose you have a point. Scrubs is not a serious show and isn't the best source for showing off your acting talent. I still dislike it though.

please stop calling new found glory shitty, its a little against my religion. i suppose you dont listen to blink 182 either? im just gonna check out your bands

[Thomas Nassiff]

yeah, minimal similar taste. lol

[Kassie09]

Mmmm. Agreed.

Leah knows what's uppp

[intensified]

please stop calling new found glory shitty, its a little against my religion. i suppose you dont listen to blink 182 either? im just gonna check out your bands

yeah, minimal similar taste. lol

I'm sorry, I'll try to refrain.

Nothing popped out at you? Pity.

[Kassie09]

WOAH, leah you do not know what is up! New Found Glory is amazing.

[kwsqd]

oh thats cool. maybe youll see him one time, do you actually root for the suns or you just like amare? its tought times being a suns fan right now
suns fan

What!
should have been me! :-d

[Kassie09]

suns fan


should have been me! :-d

when you learn to write me songs and sing them to me, I'll marry you.

[intensified]

WOAH, leah you do not know what is up! New Found Glory is amazing.

Must you make me insert this shitty smiley again?

Fine. Here it is:

:hitself:

[kwsqd]

when you learn to write me songs and sing them to me, I'll marry you.
wow, you're cold.

[Kassie09]

Must you make me insert this shitty smiley again?

Fine. Here it is:

:hitself:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
wow, you're cold.

hahahahahhaha, you can't EVER take a joke!

[Thomas Nassiff]

I'm sorry, I'll try to refrain.

Nothing popped out at you? Pity.

well i knew all if not most of the bands. look at mine. not many similar

[kwsqd]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!


hahahahahhaha, you can't EVER take a joke!
... I wasn't seriously offended...

[Thomas Nassiff]

WOAH, leah you do not know what is up! New Found Glory is amazing.

<33

[Kassie09]

... I wasn't seriously offended...
...congratulations...

<33

Seriously.

[Thomas Nassiff]

...congratulations...



Seriously.

very seriously.

[kwsqd]

...congratulations...



Seriously.
So I wasn't offended by your joke at all, hence I could take it.

[intensified]

well i knew all if not most of the bands. look at mine. not many similar

I can take Dear & the Headlights, Death Cab For Cutie, Motion City Soundtrack, The Killers, and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

[Kassie09]

So I wasn't offended by your joke at all, hence I could take it.

Got it.

[Thomas Nassiff]

I can take Dear & the Headlights, Death Cab For Cutie, Motion City Soundtrack, The Killers, and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

i just wanna feel attraccccccctive, todayyyyyy

[Kassie09]

very seriously.
super serious

[Thomas Nassiff]

super serious

seriously serious.

[Kassie09]

seriously serious.
dead cereal

[Thomas Nassiff]

dead cereal

kittie serial killer serious.