AP.net Singles or Dating Thread?

[raysays]

Hey I wondered if anything like this currently exists?

If not I propose making one, and making it a sticky. Dating someone with similar music taste is very important to me and I know AP.net would be a great place to find someone like that.

Leave some feeback to let me know what you think.

[cdoyle7]

sounds like a good idea. i find it very difficult to find guys who like the same music as me, outside of my cousins and guy friends i force to become fans of the stuff i like

[bung]

sounds like a good idea. i find it very difficult to find guys who like the same music as me, outside of my cousins and guy friends i force to become fans of the stuff i like

Are you the one on the left or the right?

[SonEric84]

It could work, I guess.



Are you the one on the left or the right?



hah I was wondering that the other day.

[kwsqd]

lol wut

[raysays]

Alright so I'm thinking it would be set up like a personals ad type thing.

We can have a default form, something like this:

PICTURE:
AGE:
SEX:
ORIENTATION:
INTERESTS:
LOOKING FOR:
IN THE AREA OF:

and then basically if you would see someone you like you would just send them a PM.

[Reaver]

that's what those pm's are for.

[raysays]

that's what those pm's are for.

Yes but on normal thread posts you don't have people sayng that they are looking for someone to date. This would be a clear way to let the community know you're single and looking. Anyone good at writing thread rules?

[kwsqd]

This thread should be locked.

[Reaver]

Yes but on normal thread posts you don't have people sayng that they are looking for someone to date. This would be a clear way to let the community know you're single and looking. Anyone good at writing thread rules?

yeah, i was just making fun of you. jk. it might work, actually. you just need to get the shy ladies to post here. ;)

[Smeee]

This thread should be hilarious.

[killerswells]

AP online sex scandal begins in 3,2,1...

[Smeee]

Hey, I'm a girl looking for a guy.

My ideal guy would be 26, live in Portland, OR and be the CEO of a major music news and discussion website.

[killerswells]

Hey, I'm a girl looking for a guy.

My ideal guy would be 26, live in Portland, OR and be the CEO of a major music news and discussion website.

and his initials should be JT bc im a huge justin timberlake fan. LyKe OmGz SuPeR LoLz

[Reaver]

and his initials should be JT bc im a huge justin timberlake fan. LyKe OmGz SuPeR LoLz

and i love white hoodies, not to forget.

[raysays]

Haha, I should of known better to attempt a thread like this X-)

[killerswells]

Haha, I should of known better to attempt a thread like this X-)

nothing in AP is serious biz, especially in PL. unless it involves anal.

[cdoyle7]

Are you the one on the left or the right?


right. the girl on the left is my best friend, who i also have to force to listen to the music i like ha

[raysays]

I would date either of you ;-)

[bung]

right. the girl on the left is my best friend, who i also have to force to listen to the music i like ha

Well kudos to you because you're the hotter of the two.

[MarsEatWorld]

right. the girl on the left is my best friend, who i also have to force to listen to the music i like ha
Haha woah I swore she was related to you somehow. I think you two look a like.

[raysays]

annnddd TWINNSSSSS

[MarsEatWorld]

annnddd TWINNSSSSS
anddd super bro with a red plastic cup

[maxvsmaradona]

This is an awesome thread idea. I'm totally for it.

[Reaver]

This is an awesome thread idea. I'm totally for it.

maybe, but it still turned into a chat thread and no one fills in the blanks.

[MarsEatWorld]

This is an awesome thread idea. I'm totally for it.
but you have this ?

My gf is prettier than all of y'alls

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/flickr/41/46/002529114146.jpg

[maxvsmaradona]

but you have this ?

Touche. Emmanuel is my dream woman. I need a real life woman.

[cdoyle7]

Well kudos to you because you're the hotter of the two.

wow thanks. thats def the first and probably last time i will ever hear that.

[MarsEatWorld]

PICTURE:http://www.windows.ucar.edu/mars/images/mars1.gif
AGE: Couple billion years
SEX: Female
ORIENTATION: planetary
INTERESTS: spinning around the sun...making earthlings believe aliens live on me and that I have water
LOOKING FOR: a new moon
IN THE AREA OF: 4th solar ring.

[MarsEatWorld]

maybe, but it still turned into a chat thread and no one fills in the blanks.
i delivered for you ^

[Reaver]

mars is female?

[cdoyle7]

PICTURE:http://www.windows.ucar.edu/mars/images/mars1.gif
AGE: Couple billion years
SEX: Female
ORIENTATION: planetary
INTERESTS: spinning around the sun...making earthlings believe aliens live on me and that I have water
LOOKING FOR: a new moon
IN THE AREA OF: 4th solar ring.


that color looks good on you!

[MarsEatWorld]

mars is female?
I didn't know so I just put in my own info for that one.

[MarsEatWorld]

that color looks good on you!
Thanks! I'm trying to clear up my skin but damn earthlings keep trying to land on me. Don't they know I'm just not into spaceships. I prefer moons.

[Reaver]

I didn't know so I just put in my own info for that one.

haha, nice. let's open the debate. who wants to date this pretty young thing?

[maxvsmaradona]

anddd super bro with a red plastic cup

aha! ahahaha! oh man!

[MarsEatWorld]

aha! ahahaha! oh man!
that was probably mean but o well. It's the netz

[bailmeout13]

wow thanks. thats def the first and probably last time i will ever hear that.

Would lean toward doubtful. Plus, good name.

[maxvsmaradona]

that was probably mean but o well. It's the netz

It was well played, and full of sass.

[maxvsmaradona]

wow thanks. thats def the first and probably last time i will ever hear that.

commence creepy guys hitting on you in 3, 2, 1...

[cdoyle7]

Would lean toward doubtful. Plus, good name.


kind words


i would date mars

[cdoyle7]

commence creepy guys hitting on you in 3, 2, 1...


thats what i was hoping. i love the creepers

[maxvsmaradona]

thats what i was hoping. i love the creepers

Ugh, so you're the kind of girl who gives creeper dudes a chance and leaves normal guys like me in the dust? fail.

[MarsEatWorld]

kind words


i would date mars
yesss! I'll read you my sister's keeper every night.

[MarsEatWorld]

Ugh, so you're the kind of girl who gives creeper dudes a chance and leaves normal guys like me in the dust? fail.
who said you were normal???

[TotalCollapse]

lol

[cdoyle7]

who said you were normal???

good point. PROVE YOUR NORMALNESS!

[bung]

Ugh, so you're the kind of girl who gives creeper dudes a chance and leaves normal guys like me in the dust? fail.

Look here buddy, this girl is already creeped for. I instigated the creeping so you can just back off!

[MarsEatWorld]

Look here buddy, this girl is already creeped for. I instigated the creeping so you can just back off!
Look here bung, this girl already said she'd date me. :-p

[MarsEatWorld]

good point. PROVE YOUR NORMALNESS!
yeah. I think he already ruined it by stating he wasn't a creeper by all means.

[bung]

Look here bung, this girl already said she'd date me. :-p

Which, interestingly, I actually wouldn't be against..

(i also laughed incredibly hard at this because the sound of using the name 'bung' in a sentence is fucking hilarious to me)

[Reaver]

thats what i was hoping. i love the creepers

let's fuck.

[maxvsmaradona]

who said you were normal???

good point. PROVE YOUR NORMALNESS!


You're all right, I'm not normal. i'm far from it. And I'll admit to it, yeah I have my faults. But I know I'm not a creeper.

Look here buddy, this girl is already creeped for. I instigated the creeping so you can just back off!

Fine.

[Thesleepingwell]

Sounds like a decent enough idea...
But most of you guys live across the pond or up north somewhere or out of the UK altogether.
Even if I was cute, that would not be enough either.

Oh what the hell, if it works it works.

[bung]

let's fuck.

Me first. Seconds aren't too bad, anyway.

[MarsEatWorld]

Which, interestingly, I actually wouldn't be against..

(i also laughed incredibly hard at this because the sound of using the name 'bung' in a sentence is fucking hilarious to me)
I laughed too. I thought about saying bungy like buddy to completely repeat your sentence but didn't.

[raysays]

anddd super bro with a red plastic cup

Low blow, it was the best looking picture on my facebook in recent history :-(

[MarsEatWorld]

You're all right, I'm not normal. i'm far from it. And I'll admit to it, yeah I have my faults. But I know I'm not a creeper.



Fine.
this sounds like it belongs in a movie when a guy is professing his love to some chick.

[MarsEatWorld]

Low blow, it was the best looking picture on my facebook in recent history :-(
It was a joke. No worries. I make tonssss of jokes.

[raysays]

It was a joke. No worries. I make tonssss of jokes.

annnnnddd webcam pic with super saturation filter chick

[MarsEatWorld]

annnnnddd webcam pic with super saturation filter chick
:nod: You're gettin it!

[tawtaw]

Hay Any Gurls Intrested In 16/m/nz Pm Me K? ;-)

[maxvsmaradona]

this sounds like it belongs in a movie when a guy is professing his love to some chick.

You may not believe it, but I love you. Am I supposed to just turn my back and leave? Am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed to say, "That's OK, I don't mind. I don't mind!" ? Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part of all is? I never learned to read!

[MarsEatWorld]

absoluteharmony.net

[MarsEatWorld]

You may not believe it, but I love you. Am I supposed to just turn my back and leave? Am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed to say, "That's OK, I don't mind. I don't mind!" ? Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part of all is? I never learned to read!
Love the random sentence at the end. It's like
I want to marry you! I really do. You mean the world to me. You are like a record playing on repeat. I'm sorry if I let the needle scratch you!!! I love you anyway, please play your music for me. Your grandmother's pumpkin pie is delicious!!!

[maxvsmaradona]

Someone didn't pick up my Wayne's World reference.

[maxvsmaradona]

Ok, let's srsly get the ball rolling.

PICTURE: kinda old
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/75/l_7e0ce340c1af40fdb3bbe5d4b9faa61d. jpg
AGE: 19
SEX: Male
ORIENTATION: Straight
INTERESTS: Music, tattoos, Brand New
LOOKING FOR: chicks who dig drummers
IN THE AREA OF: south jersey

[MarsEatWorld]

Someone didn't pick up my Wayne's World reference.
Never seen it.

[cdoyle7]

Me first. Seconds aren't too bad, anyway.


sadly i do not pass my body around the way you say

[MarsEatWorld]

sadly i do not pass my body around the way you say
winnnerrr

[BrennanHickson]

Dating someone with similar music taste is very important to me and I know AP.net would be a great place to find someone like that.
That's what shows are for.

[cdoyle7]

Low blow, it was the best looking picture on my facebook in recent history :-(

i think your a babe

[bung]

sadly i do not pass my body around the way you say

I was joking. :-(

I only provide sarcastic remarks toward the female gender in order to hide the deep respect I have for feminism, which is often used as a means to de-masculinize any male positing it.

[cdoyle7]

I was joking. :-(

I only provide sarcastic remarks toward the female gender in order to hide the deep respect I have for feminism, which is often used as a means to de-masculinize any male positing it.

thats a turn on. i love a man who loves feminism

[MarsEatWorld]

That's what shows are for.
No. Shows are for inhaling great music and feeling the moment while songs are being played by great bands.

[bung]

thats a turn on. i love a man who loves feminism

:-)

See guys, I know how to play the game.

[MarsEatWorld]

:-)

See guys, I know how to play the game.
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/marsy32/Decorated%20images/40ozPimpCupBlackLg.gif

[BrennanHickson]

No. Shows are for inhaling great music and feeling the moment while songs are being played by great bands.
If it's very important for this guy to have a girlfriend with a similar musical interest, it wouldn't be difficult to kill two birds with one stone. I'm not suggesting that he attempt to hook up with girls nonstop throughout the night, but I don't see the issue with having conversation in between sets or during a horrible opening band's performance. :shrug:

[MarsEatWorld]

If it's very important for this guy to have a girlfriend with a similar musical interest, it wouldn't be difficult to kill two birds with one stone. I'm not suggesting that he attempt to hook up with girls nonstop throughout the night, but I don't see the issue with having conversation in between sets or during a horrible opening band's performance. :shrug:
That's fine. Your post made it sound like the reason for shows was to find someone. Haha.

[Kassie09]

Hahahahahaha, this thread is so awesome.

[Reaver]

Hahahahahaha, this thread is so awesome.

then make your profile! and put that other picture back, the new one is kind off.. eww.

please?

[raysays]

No. Shows are for inhaling great music and feeling the moment while songs are being played by great bands.

I agree 100% !

[Kassie09]

then make your profile! and put that other picture back, the new one is kind off.. eww.

please?

Hahaha, the new picture is supposed to be ugly! That is its point. But now that it's been up a while, I should probs change it.

I already met my boyfriend on ap, I think I am kind of out of this thread.

[MarsEatWorld]

I agree 100% !
:nod: people need to get like us

[raysays]

Stunt Stunt-ing Is A Habit

Get Like Us!

[Reaver]

Hahaha, the new picture is supposed to be ugly! That is its point. But now that it's been up a while, I should probs change it.

I already met my boyfriend on ap, I think I am kind of out of this thread.

the new picture is much better, though it's flipped which is confusing.

haha, that's great. you can give advice on how to do it.

[Kassie09]

the new picture is much better, though it's flipped which is confusing.

haha, that's great. you can give advice on how to do it.
hahahaha, yeah thats the way the picture was taken and i am much too lazy to edit it and turn it, :p

Of course I can, I will let you all know how it's done. And I can tell you, it's not done by looking for a bf/gf so this thread is ftl.

[MarsEatWorld]

Stunt Stunt-ing Is A Habit

Get Like Us!
I just imagined you saying that with your red cup. Exciting lol

[raysays]

I just imagined you saying that with your red cup. Exciting lol

I just imagined us getting freaky in your sci-fi like over-saturated room :-0 .

[Reaver]

hahahaha, yeah thats the way the picture was taken and i am much too lazy to edit it and turn it, :p

Of course I can, I will let you all know how it's done. And I can tell you, it's not done by looking for a bf/gf so this thread is ftl.

the threadstarter won't be glad to hear this. =)

[Kassie09]

the threadstarter won't be glad to hear this. =)

Haha, well I guess he'll see it!

[MarsEatWorld]

I just imagined us getting freaky in your sci-fi like over-saturated room :-0 .
Hahaha. It was my "oh hey I just got a macbook pro" picture.

[maxvsmaradona]

I just imagined you saying that with your red cup. Exciting lol

ahahah oh man. you'll always win with your red cup argument.

[MarsEatWorld]

ahahah oh man. you'll always win with your red cup argument.
It's just a great symbol I guess.

[raysays]

A symbol of WIN.

[MarsEatWorld]

A symbol of WIN.
and frats and partying and douchebag. :] <3

[raysays]

Where is the love , where the love, where is the love the love the loveeeeeeeeee

also,
11,279 Posts (http://www.absolutepunk.net/search.php?do=finduser&u=137708)
really?

[kemichels]

The girl I am seeing is on AP....but I met her on last.fm, lol.

[MarsEatWorld]

Where is the love , where the love, where is the love the love the loveeeeeeeeee

also,
11,279 Posts (http://www.absolutepunk.net/search.php?do=finduser&u=137708)
really?
I showed you the love through the heart I made you!
Hahaha.
I've been here for a while...yes really.

[MarsEatWorld]

The girl I am seeing is on AP....but I met her on last.fm, lol.
the guy I'm seeing is too...well not seeing because he's at bootcamp

[kemichels]

the guy I'm seeing is too...well not seeing because he's at bootcamp

yeah, hows dat goin btw? U always IM me before I go to work. Ill try to be there for our daily 5 minute convo.

[maxvsmaradona]

So, my friend got dumped by his gf last week, and he's like all upset by it, and his tweets are pissing me off. But when they dated, he'd always take "breaks" with her, and wouldnt care. is this normal?

[MarsEatWorld]

yeah, hows dat goin btw? U always IM me before I go to work. Ill try to be there for our daily 5 minute convo.
pretty amazing actually :] yeah I miss our 5 min. convos.

[Jake Denning]

right. the girl on the left is my best friend, who i also have to force to listen to the music i like ha

oh good, because the one on the right is about 10x cuter than the other one.

[Thesleepingwell]

I already met my boyfriend on ap, I think I am kind of out of this thread.

Proof that the dating idea could work.

[thespearkid]

my girlfriend is off-limits.

[Charles777]

Great thread. Compelling, and rich.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xZU2JLxN8j4/Rfr5vP9VpMI/AAAAAAAAADs/8gVNPcHqxhg/s400/Burgandy.jpg

[SonEric84]

kind words


i would date mars



You should date me instead of Mars...she's taken. :wave: I'm a good guy, Mars will vouch for me. hah

[MarsEatWorld]

You should date me instead of Mars...she's taken. :wave: I'm a good guy, Mars will vouch for me. hah
Hahaha.
He is a great guy....no lie

[thesafeword]

Dibs on takemyhand.

[samsara]

bahahahaha absoluteHarmony.net

[MarsEatWorld]

bahahahaha absoluteHarmony.net
:nod:

[lovely864md]

Ahahahahahhahahahahha Kassie told me about this thread and I did not believe it.

Wow. Uh, good luck.

[Kassie09]

Proof that the dating idea could work.

It can work! Haha, definitely can work if you try super hard.

[lovely864md]

Kassie as an AP dating alum, please share your thoughts.

[Kassie09]

Kassie as an AP dating alum, please share your thoughts.

hahahhaha, God, I feel lame. Uhhh, my opinion on AP relationships: don't do it.

[Smash Adams]

Kassie as an AP dating alum, please share your thoughts.
She should appear on television spot
Show her and Kennifer and have them discuss how they're perfect for each other
awwwwwwww this will be so sweet

[Kassie09]

She should appear on television spot
Show her and Kennifer and have them discuss how they're perfect for each other
awwwwwwww this will be so sweet

I think me and ken should make a 'hi ap!' video for your viewing pleasure.

yes?

[LaDiabla]

AP online sex scandal begins in 3,2,1...

hellooooo lovely :slutkiss:

[lovely864md]

hahahhaha, God, I feel lame. Uhhh, my opinion on AP relationships: don't do it.

Bullshit our relationship will last forever.

She should appear on television spot
Show her and Kennifer and have them discuss how they're perfect for each other
awwwwwwww this will be so sweet

Awww how adorable. "We met in the Virgins thread."

[Smash Adams]

I think me and ken should make a 'hi ap!' video for your viewing pleasure.

yes?
I know you want to so yeah
Bullshit our relationship will last forever.



Awww how adorable. "We met in the Virgins thread."
we spammed our way into each others' hearts

[Kassie09]

Bullshit our relationship will last forever.



Awww how adorable. "We met in the Virgins thread."
Our relationship is unbreakable.

I know you want to so yeah

we spammed our way into each others' hearts



ARE YOU GUYS MAKING FUN OF ME!?!
xxxxxxxx

[lovely864md]

I know you want to so yeah

we spammed our way into each others' hearts

I can only hope you say that in your wedding vows to me.

[Smash Adams]

Our relationship is unbreakable.





ARE YOU GUYS MAKING FUN OF ME!?!
xxxxxxxx
no way, I love you
I can only hope you say that in your wedding vows to me.
I can work it in there I think :-)

[lovely864md]

Our relationship is unbreakable.





ARE YOU GUYS MAKING FUN OF ME!?!
xxxxxxxx

Nah, I'm way jealous. Kennifer is all woman.

[Kassie09]

I can only hope you say that in your wedding vows to me.

I will write my own vows so that you know I am genuine in everything I'll ever say to you, my dear.

[Kassie09]

no way, I love you

I can work it in there I think :-)
Okay, love you too

Nah, I'm way jealous. Kennifer is all woman.
hahahahahahahahaa, all woman, all mine.

[crit]

this is almost too awkward to read

[lovely864md]

no way, I love you

I can work it in there I think :-)

Yessss best day of my life.

I will write my own vows so that you know I am genuine in everything I'll ever say to you, my dear.

Good, you'll always be my Pennsylvania thing on the side.

[Kassie09]

Yessss best day of my life.



Good, you'll always be my Pennsylvania thing on the side.

And you will always be my little new york side dish for when im away from home and looking 4 fun1!1!

[lovely864md]

this is almost too awkward to read

This is serious business.

[AndrewIcex]

this is almost too awkward to read
Agreed... I don't know what to make of all of this honestly..

[zion the lion]

What just happened?

[killerswells]

hellooooo lovely :slutkiss:

dude, my life is empty without you.

[MarsEatWorld]

any planet mars takers? She's kinda lonely....


now the real mars is taken

[11:11]

And you will always be my little new york side dish for when im away from home and looking 4 fun1!1!
This is serious business.
Oh look, Kassie and Mary hijacking threads again.

[hockeycoshow1]

This thread is strange that is alll

[theguy77]

hahahaha, the saddest part is that this thread wasnt even necessary, this site already festers more flirting, e-relationship development, and drama than eharmony.

[colorisshame]

creepfest

[thesafeword]

creepfest
no u

[swirlofhues]

i'm looking for someone that loves brand new as much as i do.

[zion the lion]

A nice pair of boobs is all I really need.

[colorisshame]

martin luther brings all the boys to the yard

[hockeycoshow1]

creepfest
:perv::boobies::jackoff:

[thesafeword]

i'm looking for someone that loves brand new as much as i do.
Well, lucky for you, you are on ap.net.

[swirlofhues]

martin luther brings all the boys to the yard

any man/woman can have me beret, double chin, and all

[LaDiabla]

dude, my life is empty without you.

Are you quoting some Kelly Clarkson song?:-d

you know i <3 you

[Jake Denning]

thats what i was hoping. i love the creepers

haha, assuming your not crazy and you lived in Oregon, I would spoil you crazy.

[Thesleepingwell]

Are there many UK people here, people who like alt-rock and metal?
And are single? I'm doing this out of hope.

[thehereaway]

what the fuck?

[TakeItToManHat]

Dating for 5 months. Together for 8 months. About to end today/

[maxvsmaradona]

this thread is shenanigans.

[MarsEatWorld]

hahahaha, the saddest part is that this thread wasnt even necessary, this site already festers more flirting, e-relationship development, and drama than eharmony.
this is true...

[Mitch]

I wonder if this thread will yield any results.

[theguy77]

i'm looking for someone that loves brand new as much as i do.

real hard to find on this website :rolleyes:

[MarsEatWorld]

I wonder if this thread will yield any results.
doubttt it.

[MarsEatWorld]

I'm all up for a hanging out thread though. That seems more exciting anyway.

[maxvsmaradona]

I wonder if this thread will yield any results.

Nope

[Charles777]

And I thought the awkward thread was awkward.

[AP_Punk]

X-)

[quarterhorse101]

this thread is shenanigans.


SHENANIGANS!

[maxvsmaradona]

SHENANIGANS!

look at my signature.

[quarterhorse101]

look at my signature.
haha

[intensified]

Searching for love on AP.net: Is there a stigma?

[MarsEatWorld]

Searching for love on AP.net: Is there a stigma?
yes.

[intensified]

yes.

Oh. Well, hello there, pretty lady.

[MarsEatWorld]

Oh. Well, hello there, pretty lady.
oh heyyyy :-p
lemme getcha numbaaaaa
or we could PM about how muchh i wish u were here.

[intensified]

oh heyyyy :-p
lemme getcha numbaaaaa
or we could PM about how muchh i wish u were here.

We could do some srs sexting. Here's my number:

lolwtfbbq

[MarsEatWorld]

We could do some srs sexting. Here's my number:

lolwtfbbq
yeah lets sext till the sunrises.

[intensified]

yeah lets sext till the sunrises.

Fuck, that's a lot of sexting.

[MarsEatWorld]

Fuck, that's a lot of sexting.
I go for a long time ;-)

[intensified]

I go for a long time ;-)

I'm game.

[MarsEatWorld]

I'm game.
Hahaha. Oh how boys wish they were in this convo.

[intensified]

Hahaha. Oh how boys wish they were in this convo.

Fuck boys. I only do the ladies.

[MarsEatWorld]

Fuck boys. I only do the ladies.
Same..We know how to workkk it.

[intensified]

Same..We know how to workkk it.

Maybe we could go for a romantic bike ride sometime.

[MarsEatWorld]

Maybe we could go for a romantic bike ride sometime.
Totally. Only if we had a picnic too though.

[intensified]

Totally. Only if we had a picnic too though.

I can do picnics. You bring the basket full of goodies and I'll bring the blanket.

[MarsEatWorld]

I can do picnics. You bring the basket full of goodies and I'll bring the blanket.
Oh I'll bring some goodies alright.

[intensified]

Oh I'll bring some goodies alright.

Mmm, you know how to get me going.

[MarsEatWorld]

Mmm, you know how to get me going.
HAHAHHA.
I can't take this anymore.

[swirlofhues]

real hard to find on this website :rolleyes:

ooooooh, sarcasm! your usage is very impressive. :D

[the1]

Are there many UK people here, people who like alt-rock and metal?
And are single? I'm doing this out of hope.

Yes. But I'm male and straight.

This thread reeks of desperation btw.

[princesschad]

ooooooh, sarcasm! your usage is very impressive. :D

Martin Luther was the fucking man.

[the1]

Fuck boys. I only do the ladies.

My profile comments suggest otherwise ;)



/lurk

[thesafeword]

Yes. But I'm male and straight.

This thread reeks of desperation btw.
http://www.absolutepunk.net/customprofilepics/profilepic291861_2.gif
o rly?

[the1]

http://www.absolutepunk.net/customprofilepics/profilepic291861_2.gif
o rly?

Ya rly.

[thesafeword]

Ya rly.
Interesting.

[the1]

Interesting.


Apparently the girls think so too:
http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/the1/pictures/personal/252425/


/egoboost

[Charles777]

Girls don't play guitar, silly. Thos are obviously fat 45 year olds who want to play a game of cornhole with you

[BryterJonah]

A nice pair of boobs is all I really need.
I have a nice pair of boobs under my penis.

[jawstheme]

Apparently the girls think so too:
http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/the1/pictures/personal/252425/


/egoboost

It's the scene hair that gets the 15 year old girls.

[the1]

It's the scene hair that gets the 15 year old girls.

I have a fringe. That's scene now?? Wow. Guess I'm scene then.

[jawstheme]

I have a fringe. That's scene now?? Wow. Guess I'm scene then.

Just your hair. Maybe you are not your hair.

[zion the lion]

I have a nice pair of boobs under my penis.

a/s/l?

[intensified]

My profile comments suggest otherwise ;)



/lurk

Only for you, baby.

[BryterJonah]

a/s/l?
Picz/Picz/Picz

[zion the lion]

Picz/Picz/Picz

no u first.

[the1]

Just your hair. Maybe you are not your hair.

Ahh yes. Maybe I'm not....

I woulda flipped shit over these comments a few days back. Good job I stopped taking things seriously round here.

[thesafeword]

Apparently the girls think so too:
http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/the1/pictures/personal/252425/


/egoboost
Ultimate Guitar girls aren't necessarily top notch.

[the1]

Ultimate Guitar girls aren't necessarily top notch.

*sigh*

Bored?

[thespearkid]

Fuck boys. I only do the ladies.
:eyebrow:

[thespearkid]

http://www.absolutepunk.net/customprofilepics/profilepic291861_2.gif
o rly?
hahahaha

[llwilliamsll]

I'm a male looking for BBW. PM me.

[intensified]

:eyebrow:

It's a joke... :shrug:

[wewascontenders]

this may be the most pathetic thing i've seen on here.

[thespearkid]

It's a joke... :shrug:
yeah, i know.

[MarsEatWorld]

I'm a male looking for BBW. PM me.
the fuck is BBW

[SonEric84]

the fuck is BBW


BBW (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Beautiful_Woman)



:puke:

[thespearkid]

this thread will cause someone to be raped.

[maxvsmaradona]

I'm a male looking for BBW. PM me.

GO BIG OR GO HOME!


x

[MarsEatWorld]

this thread will cause someone to be raped.
HAHHAHHAHAHAHA

[MarsEatWorld]

BBW (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Beautiful_Woman)



:puke:
OHHHHhhhhhhh. gotcha

[Jake Denning]

Oregon girls are free to PM me.

Been single for 2 days already, and I cant stand it.

[MarsEatWorld]

Oregon girls are free to PM me.

Been single for 2 days already, and I cant stand it.
LOL. I'd be sitting outside with a chocolate bar reading a book if I was single for 2 days.

[thespearkid]

HAHHAHHAHAHAHA
$10 says it's a dude.

[Jake Denning]

LOL. I'd be sitting outside with a chocolate bar reading a book if I was single for 2 days.

Haha, you read? Nerrrrrd.

Nah, reading is cool I guess.

[llwilliamsll]

the fuck is BBW

please refer to link below

BBW (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Beautiful_Woman)



:puke:

yeah...so good you'll puke

[maxvsmaradona]

please refer to link below



yeah...so good you'll puke

you'll puke because you'll eat out too much.


OMG PUNS.

[BryterJonah]

Oregon girls are free to PM me.

Been single for 2 days already, and I cant stand it.
There's a vagina at the end of my dick. Will that suffice?

[llwilliamsll]

you'll puke because you'll eat out too much.


OMG PUNS.
lulz worthy...a fine dinner is what you're getting.

[crimsonandclovr]

this thread will cause someone to be raped.

I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS!

sexual predators.

[MarsEatWorld]

$10 says it's a dude.
It's a dude who will rape or dude will get raped?

[MarsEatWorld]

Haha, you read? Nerrrrrd.

Nah, reading is cool I guess.
It just allows me to disconnect from eveything.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Not so sure I'd date anyone from this place.

[thespearkid]

It's a dude who will rape or dude will get raped?
both.

[MarsEatWorld]

both.
Oh ew.

[Wait_For_It]

Not so sure I'd date anyone from this place.
:-(

[killerswells]

i need an AP gf. please help. PM's are welcome.

[Reaver]

i need an AP gf. please help. PM's are welcome.

you already have horti. leave some for me.

[killerswells]

you already have horti. leave some for me.

horti will only sleep with me if i club her over the head and drag her back to my cave.

[LaDiabla]

horti will only sleep with me if i club her over the head and drag her back to my cave.

That's how all guys score with me. seriously.

[killerswells]

That's how all guys score with me. seriously.

so you're saying all i need is a club and a cave to get laid? i have some searching to do.

[Reaver]

what. the. fuck.

[LaDiabla]

so you're saying all i need is a club and a cave to get laid? i have some searching to do.

Alternatley you could also just coke me up. or roofie me.

[Kobrakai09]

wow thanks. thats def the first and probably last time i will ever hear that.

I agree, so you've heard it one more time.

[killerswells]

what. the. fuck.

hahahaha.

Alternatley you could also just coke me up. or roofie me.

ummmm. i prefer brute force over drugs.

[LaDiabla]

hahahaha.



ummmm. i prefer brute force over drugs.

kewl.

[Ailite]

I need some loving. Girls please PM me. I made the Hitler/Hayley video, everyone should want a piece of me.

[killerswells]

I need some loving. Girls please PM me. I made the Hitler/Hayley video, everyone should want a piece of me.

hahahahahahaha.

[Ailite]

hahahahahahaha.
Haha. It can't hurt :shrug:

[killerswells]

Haha. It can't hurt :shrug:

a valient effort my friend. if that vid doesnt get you laid, you might as well hang up the gloves.

[Ailite]

a valient effort my friend. if that vid doesnt get you laid, you might as well hang up the gloves.
at the very least, I will turn my sexual frustation into art.

[lovely864md]

Coming soon: AP.net Date Auction.

[MarsEatWorld]

I need some loving. Girls please PM me. I made the Hitler/Hayley video, everyone should want a piece of me.
HAHAHAA.. I think watching LOST is a better reason to do anything with you.

[Ailite]

HAHAHAA.. I think watching LOST is a better reason to do anything with you.
that works too!

[killerswells]

HAHAHAA.. I think watching LOST is a better reason to do anything with you.

off topic, but i just started watching lost. just finished the 1st season. i hate myself for not starting this earlier.

[Kassie09]

why would someone want to date someone from ap?

This thread boggles my mindddddd

[TachyonEvan]

I approve of this idea.

[MarsEatWorld]

off topic, but i just started watching lost. just finished the 1st season. i hate myself for not starting this earlier.
yeah it's amazing