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cantnokdahustle
03/27/03, 03:37 PM
i just thought this was really crazy.

i walked in to buy gas today and I was actually asked for my ID when i used my credit card so i was like whatever. He looks at it and then turns red and tells me to get the hell out of his gas station. i was baffled and asked what the hell was up his ass, he just looked at me and told me to go back to France. i just stood there with my girlfriend in utter amazment. well atleast the gas was free.

oh my last name is Le Clair, im fucking fourth gen. American and the guy was fucking middle-eastern.

(not that anyone gives a shit but i dont support the war, i guess he was right)

it was pretty fucking hilarious when he called me a french fried ******.
punkchick22
03/27/03, 03:44 PM
ha thats kinda weird.
cantnokdahustle
03/27/03, 03:46 PM
where in tx are you
amishman
03/27/03, 03:48 PM
That's "freedom- fried ******".
punkchick22
03/27/03, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by cantnokdahustle
where in tx are you

dallas
suckerpunch_
03/27/03, 03:59 PM
thats crazy!!
cantnokdahustle
03/27/03, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by amishman
That's "freedom- fried ******".

wow i hope your joking
evil zach
03/27/03, 04:07 PM
And I thought racism couldn't get any funnyer, but when its combined with homophobia, Its fuckin hilarious!

That is shitty though, but hey, free gas. go back there somtime wearing a beray(sp?) one of those stripy shirts and carrying a bottle of french wine. then say "bonjour mes amie, ohn hon hon" That would be funny.
amishman
03/27/03, 04:22 PM
wow i hope your joking

I was, definately. Sarcasm is so hard to convey with text.
cantnokdahustle
03/27/03, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by amishman
I was, definately. Sarcasm is so hard to convey with text.

yeah i say anytime someone is sarcastic on the net they should put "....." around it, which i think you did.

im just retarded, remember im french.
varock
03/27/03, 04:33 PM
at least your got free gas
madgrad
03/27/03, 04:33 PM
Texas....see, thats the problem right there.

Beers, Steers, and Queers. Texas.
FishAlotNBePunk
03/27/03, 04:34 PM
french rhymes with wrench, and bench, and stench.
bluetunehead
03/27/03, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by amishman
That's "freedom- fried ******".

gold.
cantnokdahustle
03/27/03, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by madgrad
Texas....see, thats the problem right there.

Beers, Steers, and Queers. Texas.

im on my way back home to San Clemente.
amishman
03/27/03, 05:37 PM
I'm glad you all liked my joke, most of the time no one gets them. Unless, you all are saying that sarcastically and you really hated it. Either way, I laughed at it. And that's all that matters.
BrandNewRock05
03/27/03, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by evil zach
And I thought racism couldn't get any funnyer, but when its combined with homophobia, Its fuckin hilarious!

That is shitty though, but hey, free gas. go back there somtime wearing a beray(sp?) one of those stripy shirts and carrying a bottle of french wine. then say "bonjour mes amie, ohn hon hon" That would be funny.
its beret
evil zach
03/28/03, 07:57 AM
Thank you good sir. I should have known that concidering I speak french, well sort of.
Jim Morgan
03/28/03, 08:01 AM
you should have said something along the lines of, "Have a nice day, Mr. Hussein"
steve-0
03/28/03, 08:05 AM
i would milk that for all its worth. free gas. thats awesome. go back, fill up and see what he does
sdpunkrock
03/28/03, 09:07 AM
hhahah what an ass. but who cares if ya get free gas bro