need help

[Remote]

i am so scared i can hardly type so sorry. last night me and my girlfriend had sex. I used a spermicidal condom and pulled out before I gummed she's on the birth control pill and has her tubes tied. she had her period this morning and took the plan b pill

what are the chances she's pregnant?

[LaDiabla]

She's probably pregnant.

[Reaver]

lol, nerd.


anyway, my gf actually is overcautios. she's on the pill and i have to use these fucking condoms. and right after i pulled out, she has to check the condom if it got a hole or something. needless to say the sex sucks these days. i refer to the blowjob and eating pussy thread.

[WhitestKidUKnow]

I'd say the chances are probable to definite.

[Animalhill]

Hahaha VERY, VERY SLIM. Don't sweat it dude- I hardly ever use a condom and bang girls not on the pill and I am still not a father.

[Manicapathy]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e396/sxybma03/ecard1.jpg

[LaDiabla]

Hahaha VERY, VERY SLIM. Don't sweat it dude- I hardly ever use a condom and bang girls not on the pill and I am still not a father.

Therefore you have several STDs...and AIDS.

[Animalhill]

Therefore you have several STDs...and AIDS.
Got tested last month: The Hebrew Hammer is as clean as a whistle. Let it be known ;-)

[LaDiabla]

Got tested last month: The Hebrew Hammer is as clean as a whistle. Let it be known ;-)

That's good. I've got tested before too, not the most pleasant thing in the world, but gives you so much relief.

[derekmoyer4]

Got tested last month: The Hebrew Hammer is as clean as a whistle. Let it be known ;-)
the hebrew hammer is somewhat of a legend in certain parts of new hampshire. and soon to be a legend in philly.

[Animalhill]

That's good. I've got tested before too, not the most pleasant thing in the world, but gives you so much relief.
That it does. Waiting for the results is HORRIBLE.

[derekmoyer4]

That's good. I've got tested before too, not the most pleasant thing in the world, but gives you so much relief.
always good to know that one is clean. hooray!

[Animalhill]

the hebrew hammer is somewhat of a legend in certain parts of new hampshire. and soon to be a legend in philly.
hahaha, "I'm kind of a big deal".
ALSO: My friend prints t-shirts and is honestly making me one that says,
"The Hebrew Hammer: Breaking your heart and your pelvis since 1988".

[derekmoyer4]

hahaha, "I'm kind of a big deal".
ALSO: My friend prints t-shirts and is honestly making me one that says,
"The Hebrew Hammer: Breaking your heart and your pelvis since 1988".
are you serious. can i get one of those shirts. i would pay some money, not a big amount, but a small fee. that way i can represent. and if people ask i can tell.

[Animalhill]

are you serious. can i get one of those shirts. i would pay some money, not a big amount, but a small fee. that way i can represent. and if people ask i can tell.
hahaha YES! I will text him now and have him make 2.

[derekmoyer4]

hahaha YES! I will text him now and have him make 2.
awesome!

[Reaver]

rofl.

[LaDiabla]

hahaha, "I'm kind of a big deal".
ALSO: My friend prints t-shirts and is honestly making me one that says,
"The Hebrew Hammer: Breaking your heart and your pelvis since 1988".

you should make one for the girls.

I got my heart and my pelvis broken by
The Hebrew Hammer

[Animalhill]

you should make one for the girls.

I got my heart and my pelvis broken by
The Hebrew Hammer
I absolutely should. Haha I could sell them at my shows for like, $5.

[LaDiabla]

I absolutely should. Haha I could sell them at my shows for like, $5.

I would buy one.

[Animalhill]

I would buy one.
I would sell you one ;-)

[derekmoyer4]

ha, that little sequence brought forth a smile upon my face. and i agree, you should make them for the ladies.

[Animalhill]

ha, that little sequence brought forth a smile upon my face. and i agree, you should make them for the ladies.
That would be epic. Maybe a picture of me on the back with a smile holding a post-it note that reads,
"You've been had! Shabbat Shalom Mother Fucker"

[derekmoyer4]

That would be epic. Maybe a picture of me on the back with a smile holding a post-it note that reads,
"You've been had! Shabbat Shalom Mother Fucker"
i think that would work rather well.

[maxvsmaradona]

I say she might as well be extremely pregnant.

[MarsEatWorld]

you should make one for the girls.

I got my heart and my pelvis broken by
The Hebrew Hammer
that reminds me of this (http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_tattoo_story.phtml#997)

[abbysmith]

I'm going to have to agree with everyone in here. She is almost definitely pregnant, most likely with twins.

[Animalhill]

that reminds me of this (http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_tattoo_story.phtml#997)
Except the difference between Tucker Max and I is that I am not a complete fucking douche bag ;-)

[MarsEatWorld]

Except the difference between Tucker Max and I is that I am not a complete fucking douche bag ;-)
hahaha. ooohhh alright

[Animalhill]

hahaha. ooohhh alright
haha I actually met him once and told him if he didn't shut his fucking mouth I was going to. Little fucker.

[MarsEatWorld]

haha I actually met him once and told him if he didn't shut his fucking mouth I was going to. Little fucker.
hahah jeez. He's hilarious.

[Animalhill]

hahah jeez. He's hilarious.
He is funny to read, but when he was saying messed up shit to this girl I was with at a party in Boston, and I was honestly an inch from beating the shit out of him.

[MarsEatWorld]

He is funny to read, but when he was saying messed up shit to this girl I was with at a party in Boston, and I was honestly an inch from beating the shit out of him.
oh okay. yeah, that isn't cool.

[Animalhill]

oh okay. yeah, that isn't cool.
Oy vey- I hate my job. I really just want to go back home, read, and sleep.

[MarsEatWorld]

Oy vey- I hate my job. I really just want to go back home, read, and sleep.
That's what I'm doing this summer :D
and catching up on tv shows.

[Animalhill]

That's what I'm doing this summer :D
and catching up on tv shows.
Soooo much envy on my end.

[MarsEatWorld]

Soooo much envy on my end.
I go to the library almost daily. Hahaha, it's great. As a matter of fact, I have a couple more pages to read then I have a book down there reserved for me that I have to go get :celebrate:

[Animalhill]

I go to the library almost daily. Hahaha, it's great. As a matter of fact, I have a couple more pages to read then I have a book down there reserved for me that I have to go get :celebrate:
So good to meet someone else that still reads. I am currently pounding through, "The Brothers Karamazov" by Dostoyevsky. So good.

[Remote]

She's probably pregnant.

I'm going to have to agree with everyone in here. She is almost definitely pregnant, most likely with twins.


that's what I was afraid of :(

me and her just talked about the baby and she wants to keep it and I agreed becuz it's not healthy to make a pregnant woman sad

how can I stop the baby? I google ways and my only options are to kill her or slip bleach in her coffee daily

what shud I do?what has worked for you? help pls

[MarsEatWorld]

So good to meet someone else that still reads. I am currently pounding through, "The Brothers Karamazov" by Dostoyevsky. So good.
I'll check it out. I'm about to finish Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris. I read The Book Thief by Markus Zusak before that.

[Animalhill]

that's what I was afraid of :(

me and her just talked about the baby and she wants to keep it and I agreed becuz it's not healthy to make a pregnant woman sad

how can I stop the baby? I google ways and my only options are to kill her or slip bleach in her coffee daily

what shud I do?what has worked for you? help pls
Honestly, shut the fuck up.

[Animalhill]

I'll check it out. I'm about to finish Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris. I read The Book Thief by Markus Zusak before that.
Haha, that's definitely his best. You should really go, right NOW, to the library and take out, "East of Eden" by John Steinbeck. Best work of fiction I've ever read.

[LaDiabla]

that's what I was afraid of :(

me and her just talked about the baby and she wants to keep it and I agreed becuz it's not healthy to make a pregnant woman sad

how can I stop the baby? I google ways and my only options are to kill her or slip bleach in her coffee daily

what shud I do?what has worked for you? help pls

I'd say slip bleach in her coffe, as she should be drinking lots of coffee when she is pregnant, raw fish is really good too. That sounds like a plausible way to deal with this issue.

[LaDiabla]

So good to meet someone else that still reads. I am currently pounding through, "The Brothers Karamazov" by Dostoyevsky. So good.

Have you read 'The Gambler' by him? Love it, also a really quick read.

[Animalhill]

Have you read 'The Gambler' by him? Love it, also a really quick read.
Sorry, by whom? So many authors mentioned, and I'm at work and confused :-)

[MarsEatWorld]

Haha, that's definitely his best. You should really go, right NOW, to the library and take out, "East of Eden" by John Steinbeck. Best work of fiction I've ever read.
Done. I read it after I fell in love with Of Mice and Men a year ago.

[Animalhill]

Done. I read it after I fell in love with Of Mice and Men a year ago.
Isn't it fucking beautiful? The pages breathe.

[MarsEatWorld]

Isn't it fucking beautiful? The pages breathe.
Yeah. He's one of my favorite authors.

PS: We have completely hijacked this bullshit thread.
At least it's a worthy conversation unlike the actual thread.

[abbysmith]

that's what I was afraid of :(

me and her just talked about the baby and she wants to keep it and I agreed becuz it's not healthy to make a pregnant woman sad

how can I stop the baby? I google ways and my only options are to kill her or slip bleach in her coffee daily

what shud I do?what has worked for you? help pls
Kill her. It is the only way to prevent the baby from coming.

[LaDiabla]

Sorry, by whom? So many authors mentioned, and I'm at work and confused :-)

Dostoyevsky.

[Remote]

Honestly, shut the fuck up.

I will just pretend that was a schizo induced outburst

[Reaver]

I will just pretend that was a schizo induced outburst

wtf is this remote shit anyway

[MarsEatWorld]

wtf is this remote shit anyway
I know right..

[Reaver]

I know right..

looks like he hacked ap or something.

[Animalhill]

Yeah. He's one of my favorite authors.

PS: We have completely hijacked this bullshit thread.
At least it's a worthy conversation unlike the actual thread.
< 3

[Animalhill]

I will just pretend that was a schizo induced outburst
Well, seeing how I AM schizo, I will take that as a compliment. ;-)

[Animalhill]

Dostoyevsky.
I have not read that- Crime and Punishment is the only other work of his I have read.

[MarsEatWorld]

looks like he hacked ap or something.
yeah really or it's j tate doing some test

[MarsEatWorld]

< 3
Haha. books are so relaxing

[Animalhill]

Haha. books are so relaxing
Without books or music I would have painted the wall with my .357 long ago.

[MarsEatWorld]

Without books or music I would have painted the wall with my .357 long ago.
Yeah... life would be veryyyy tough.

[Animalhill]

Yeah... life would be veryyyy tough.
I hear you. It really does amaze me hwo many people don't read anymore. NOTE: I am trying very, very hard to not come across as pretentious.

[derekmoyer4]

I hear you. It really does amaze me hwo many people don't read anymore. NOTE: I am trying very, very hard to not come across as pretentious.
i agree with you man. reading and music is what keeps me alive and feeling the way i do.

right now it is oscar wilde for me.

[Kassie09]

This weirdo thread turned into books?

threadjackers.

[Animalhill]

i agree with you man. reading and music is what keeps me alive and feeling the way i do.

right now it is oscar wilde for me.
Oscar Wilde is fucking brilliant. "The world is changed becuase you are made of ivory and gold; the curves of her lips rewrite history."
I am glad we are in agreance. It allows us to be as free as this century currently permits us to be.

[MarsEatWorld]

This weirdo thread turned into books?

threadjackers.
the OP isn't even a user....lol
it was a dumbshit thread so we hijacked it for the sake of everyone else.

[Animalhill]

This weirdo thread turned into books?

threadjackers.
Well you cannot sweep dirt off of dirt, so the infraction seems less severe than with a worthwhile/interesting thread.
Sorry :shrug:

[MarsEatWorld]

I hear you. It really does amaze me hwo many people don't read anymore. NOTE: I am trying very, very hard to not come across as pretentious.
Yeah...and when they do read it's bullshit like twilight.

[Animalhill]

Yeah...and when they do read it's bullshit like twilight.
When people talk about twilight, I literally want to eat gun.

[Kassie09]

the OP isn't even a user....lol
it was a dumbshit thread so we hijacked it for the sake of everyone else.
hahaha, i didnt understand how they got their name so teeny!

Well you cannot sweep dirt off of dirt, so the infraction seems less severe than with a worthwhile/interesting thread.
Sorry :shrug:

I was jk'n!

[Animalhill]

hahaha, i didnt understand how they got their name so teeny!



I was jk'n!
:-) I know

[Kassie09]

Also, if we are going to talk about what a waste of paper twilight is, you have jacked this thread for the better, undeniably.

[MarsEatWorld]

When people talk about twilight, I literally want to eat gun.
I just want to serve them guns for breakfast....

[Remote]

Edward Cullen<333333

[MarsEatWorld]

Also, if we are going to talk about what a waste of paper twilight is, you have jacked this thread for the better, undeniably.
:nod: at least it kept dumbasses in their houses so I didn't have to deal with them for a while.

[Kassie09]

Edward Cullen<333333

Go cut down the street, you are disgusting.

[Animalhill]

I just want to serve them guns for breakfast....
haha yep. No napkins either- they deserve the messiest of deaths.

[Animalhill]

Go cut down the street, you are disgusting.
Amen.

[MarsEatWorld]

Go cut down the street, you are disgusting.
Hahhahahahhaa.

[MarsEatWorld]

haha yep. No napkins either- they deserve the messiest of deaths.
Maybe a little acid lemonade to go along with it!

[Kassie09]

:nod: at least it kept dumbasses in their houses so I didn't have to deal with them for a while.

They don't come out in the day anyway, silly! They're ~vampires~

My..mother..reads Twilight and she made me go get the book with her one night at midnight. The crazy, sick, dressed up people made me want to die. I kept making fun of them and she got mad and said they were creative..

[Animalhill]

Maybe a little acid lemonade to go along with it!
ONLY if said cup also contains bits of glass.

[derekmoyer4]

i love books.

[Kassie09]

I love books that are not about a) vampires or b) witchcraft and quiddich.

[derekmoyer4]

They don't come out in the day anyway, silly! They're ~vampires~

My..mother..reads Twilight and she made me go get the book with her one night at midnight. The crazy, sick, dressed up people made me want to die. I kept making fun of them and she got mad and said they were creative..
twilight is one of the worst fads i have seen.

[MarsEatWorld]

They don't come out in the day anyway, silly! They're ~vampires~

My..mother..reads Twilight and she made me go get the book with her one night at midnight. The crazy, sick, dressed up people made me want to die. I kept making fun of them and she got mad and said they were creative..
are you kidding me...creative?
i couldn't even handle a harry potter midnight release thing

[derekmoyer4]

I love books that are not about a) vampires or b) witchcraft and quiddich.
and because of that, i love you dearly. :-)

[Kassie09]

twilight is one of the worst fads i have seen.

i knew what it felt like to be the coolest person in the room that night.

are you kidding me...creative?
i couldn't even handle a harry potter midnight release thing

I hate HP almost as much as twilight, people just weird me out with their obsessions!

[MarsEatWorld]

ONLY if said cup also contains bits of glass.
How about some flesh eating life form? So their insides get eaten up and it decomposes said body.

[MarsEatWorld]

I love books that are not about a) vampires or b) witchcraft and quiddich.
agreed

[Kassie09]

and because of that, i love you dearly. :-)

If you also dislike Harry Potter, I think you are my new friend..because..EVERYONE loves him. Except me.

[derekmoyer4]

are you kidding me...creative?
i couldn't even handle a harry potter midnight release thing
i remember when the last book came out and i was driving down main street where i live and there were hoards of people getting the book and reading them right there. i mean how stupid is it to not even go home to read the book. and yes, this was during the midnight release.

[Animalhill]

If you also dislike Harry Potter, I think you are my new friend..because..EVERYONE loves him. Except me.
And me :wave:

[derekmoyer4]

If you also dislike Harry Potter, I think you are my new friend..because..EVERYONE loves him. Except me.
i also think harry potter is awful. just awful. i hate hearing about it and knowing that it is actually popular.

[derekmoyer4]

And me :wave:
sam, i love you. does that count for something?

[MarsEatWorld]

i knew what it felt like to be the coolest person in the room that night.



I hate HP almost as much as twilight, people just weird me out with their obsessions!
my friend dragged me along to a HP release party or whatever at borders....while she was in the bathroom, this girl came up to me and was like so do you think snape is guilty or innocent or something...and I was like uhhhh..... and she got a bumper sticker that said snape is guilty or someshit. I can't remember the exact words because well, I don't give a fuck. But I also remember her telling me not to tell her sister that she thought she belonged in hufflepuff not raven shit.

people disgust me....

that was the worst 5 minutes of my life. she was all dressed up to and when she left she said see you at hogwarts.

[Kassie09]

And me :wave:

i also think harry potter is awful. just awful. i hate hearing about it and knowing that it is actually popular.


Hello, my two new best friends.

[Animalhill]

How about some flesh eating life form? So their insides get eaten up and it decomposes said body.
Well, I will go look in the local rain forest for a suitable life form that ravenously pursues the consumption of human flesh (ie the American Dream).

[MarsEatWorld]

And me :wave:
and me.

[Animalhill]

sam, i love you. does that count for something?
haha that is does my friend.

[Animalhill]

Hello, my two new best friends.
Hola!

[derekmoyer4]

Hello, my two new best friends.
hello. i am glad to meet you.

[MarsEatWorld]

i remember when the last book came out and i was driving down main street where i live and there were hoards of people getting the book and reading them right there. i mean how stupid is it to not even go home to read the book. and yes, this was during the midnight release.
we should have a stand at the next movie release for hp or twilight and just feed people our acidic deadly lemonade...and guns

[derekmoyer4]

and me.
of course.

haha that is does my friend.
good dea.

[derekmoyer4]

we should have a stand at the next movie release for hp or twilight and just feed people our acidic deadly lemonade...and guns
lets do it. but we must tell them that it is some kind of magic potion. then they will jump all over that shit.

[Kassie09]

Hola!
i failed spanish so i have nothing to say back except where is the bathroom. But bonjour!
hello. i am glad to meet you.

Nice to meet you too, you appear to have good taste in your reading materials which deserves an A+! wooo!

[MarsEatWorld]

lets do it. but we must tell them that it is some kind of magic potion. then they will jump all over that shit.
Well yeah. And for twilight fans....it DAZZLES you or whatever that shit is....or umm makes you a vampire?

[Animalhill]

we should have a stand at the next movie release for hp or twilight and just feed people our acidic deadly lemonade...and guns
I think fundamentalist Christians already do that- don't they?

[Kassie09]

we should have a stand at the next movie release for hp or twilight and just feed people our acidic deadly lemonade...and guns


Lets dress up like characters so we look lovable and harmless as we feed them our poison :D

[Animalhill]

i failed spanish so i have nothing to say back except where is the bathroom. But bonjour!


Nice to meet you too, you appear to have good taste in your reading materials which deserves an A+! wooo!
haha puedo ir al bano? Same here. I really know only a few phrases.

[derekmoyer4]

i failed spanish so i have nothing to say back except where is the bathroom. But bonjour!

Nice to meet you too, you appear to have good taste in your reading materials which deserves an A+! wooo!
oh what a fantastic joy! glad you approve of my reading materials.

Well yeah. And for twilight fans....it DAZZLES you or whatever that shit is....or umm makes you a vampire?
yeah, who knows. i love knowing that parents of teens have actually read and get into twilight and shit. it is ridiculous.

[MarsEatWorld]

I think fundamentalist Christians already do that- don't they?
Hahhahahahaha. I think they just try to burn the books. Didn't that happen somewhere? I think HP was forbidden in a school when it first came out

[Kassie09]

It will make them sparkle in the sun, just like edward. Since it will be midnight, they will drink it and hope to sparkle when they wake up in the morning but surprise! they wont wake up.

[derekmoyer4]

Hahhahahahaha. I think they just try to burn the books. Didn't that happen somewhere? I think HP was forbidden in a school when it first came out
probably. it involves magic. lord forbid.

[Kassie09]

haha puedo ir al bano? Same here. I really know only a few phrases.
I can say things..but not really spell things. Really, I just know how to say bad words and 'you have saggy boobs' because we had a foreign exchange student hahahah.

oh what a fantastic joy! glad you approve of my reading materials.


yeah, who knows. i love knowing that parents of teens have actually read and get into twilight and shit. it is ridiculous.

I sure do!

[MarsEatWorld]

Lets dress up like characters so we look lovable and harmless as we feed them our poison :D
no. we shaant dress up like them. we might be mistaken for one of them and die a horrible death

[Animalhill]

Hahhahahahaha. I think they just try to burn the books. Didn't that happen somewhere? I think HP was forbidden in a school when it first came out
haha something to that effect. Those silly hateful Christians- our finest physical manifestation of the word, "Irony".

[derekmoyer4]

I can say things..but not really spell things. Really, I just know how to say bad words and 'you have saggy boobs' because we had a foreign exchange student hahahah.



I sure do!
hooray!

i enjoy others too. they just are not listed.

[MarsEatWorld]

It will make them sparkle in the sun, just like edward. Since it will be midnight, they will drink it and hope to sparkle when they wake up in the morning but surprise! they wont wake up.
He sparkles? gay

[Kassie09]

no. we shaant dress up like them. we might be mistaken for one of them and die a horrible death


I want to dress up like Kristen Stewart. Oh wait, no I don't. God, I hate her face.

[derekmoyer4]

haha something to that effect. Those silly hateful Christians- our finest physical manifestation of the word, "Irony".
haha, that is the truth right there. and just one of the many reasons i am not and will never be religious/spiritual/whatever.

[derekmoyer4]

I want to dress up like Kristen Stewart. Oh wait, no I don't. God, I hate her face.
haha. awesome.

[Animalhill]

I can say things..but not really spell things. Really, I just know how to say bad words and 'you have saggy boobs' because we had a foreign exchange student hahahah.



I sure do!
haha nice. I guess this is the juncture at which I should mention I am moving to Philly in a few months. How far is Pittsburg from there? A few hours right?

[MarsEatWorld]

haha something to that effect. Those silly hateful Christians- our finest physical manifestation of the word, "Irony".
dude, edward sparkles. maybe they think teens are seeing edward as the new messiah. this is bad. we should warn the Vatican

[Kassie09]

hooray!

i enjoy others too. they just are not listed.
What is your favorite book in the whole entire world? I want to broaden my reading horizons, I haven't read a book for enjoyment in months.
He sparkles? gay

Yes! In the sun! How sexy? no.

[Animalhill]

haha, that is the truth right there. and just one of the many reasons i am not and will never be religious/spiritual/whatever.
SAME. Haha I don't think I could pray my way into heaven anyways, seeing as I'm an unbaptized, Jewish rape baby.

[MarsEatWorld]

I want to dress up like Kristen Stewart. Oh wait, no I don't. God, I hate her face.
hahaha i don't know any actor/actress names except the SUPER famous ones like brad pitt and shit. haahha

[Kassie09]

haha nice. I guess this is the juncture at which I should mention I am moving to Philly in a few months. How far is Pittsburg from there? A few hours right?

Ooh, Philly is five hours from where I live. My boyfriend lives over there though, so I go over there. We should have an ap meet uppp, Philly edition!

[MarsEatWorld]

What is your favorite book in the whole entire world? I want to broaden my reading horizons, I haven't read a book for enjoyment in months.


Yes! In the sun! How sexy? no.
How is that sexy? I can do it too. Just take a fucking glitter bath.

[derekmoyer4]

What is your favorite book in the whole entire world? I want to broaden my reading horizons, I haven't read a book for enjoyment in months.


Yes! In the sun! How sexy? no.
favorite book? wow, now that is a tough question. let me think about it.

[Animalhill]

dude, edward sparkles. maybe they think teens are seeing edward as the new messiah. this is bad. we should warn the Vatican
Pffft- ALREADY did it. ;-) Unfortunately, the Pope was not avaiable as he had purchased all the copies of twilight/bottles of hand lotion in the Vatican, and is currently furiously masterbating to vampire sex.

[MarsEatWorld]

Ooh, Philly is five hours from where I live. My boyfriend lives over there though, so I go over there. We should have an ap meet uppp, Philly edition!
I almost went to Drexel....lol

[Kassie09]

hahaha i don't know any actor/actress names except the SUPER famous ones like brad pitt and shit. haahha

She is the one who always has nappy hair and a stupid look on her face.

http://www.twilightgear.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kristen-stewart-pic.jpg

[derekmoyer4]

Pffft- ALREADY did it. ;-) Unfortunately, the Pope was not avaiable as he had purchased all the copies of twilight/bottles of hand lotion in the Vatican, and is currently furiously masterbating to vampire sex.
ha, i am trying to envision this. and it is rather glorious.

[MarsEatWorld]

Pffft- ALREADY did it. ;-) Unfortunately, the Pope was not avaiable as he had purchased all the copies of twilight/bottles of hand lotion in the Vatican, and is currently furiously masterbating to vampire sex.
that is awesome. he probably bought sparkly handlotion so he thought edward was jacking him off instead.

[Kassie09]

I almost went to Drexel....lol

We coulda hung out!

[MarsEatWorld]

She is the one who always has nappy hair and a stupid look on her face.

http://www.twilightgear.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kristen-stewart-pic.jpg
that's a cool shirt. Kinda looks like the fertilizer bag I have in my back yard!

[MarsEatWorld]

We coulda hung out!
I'm going to Maryland though. If you ever go to DC :] hit me uppp

[derekmoyer4]

Ooh, Philly is five hours from where I live. My boyfriend lives over there though, so I go over there. We should have an ap meet uppp, Philly edition!
maybe the meet up could be in pittsburgh. since i live in northwest ohio.

[Animalhill]

Ooh, Philly is five hours from where I live. My boyfriend lives over there though, so I go over there. We should have an ap meet uppp, Philly edition!
That would be sweet! I was staying on 23rd and Catherine this past weekend. Got shit faced in Center City- so much fun.

[LaDiabla]

My sister actually made a trip to Voltera because that is the place in Twilight where all those badass old vampires live...yup..she did it before the movie came out and everyone went apeshit over Twilight, though.

[Kassie09]

How is that sexy? I can do it too. Just take a fucking glitter bath.
I mean, I like to glitter..but I am a girl..so..yeah

favorite book? wow, now that is a tough question. let me think about it.

Alrighty.

[Animalhill]

ha, i am trying to envision this. and it is rather glorious.
Haha it would probably look something like a rabid dog zipped up in a sleeping bag. ;-)

[Animalhill]

that is awesome. he probably bought sparkly handlotion so he thought edward was jacking him off instead.
haha most likely.

[derekmoyer4]

My sister actually made a trip to Voltera because that is the place in Twilight where all those badass old vampires live...yup..she did it before the movie came out and everyone went apeshit over Twilight, though.
now that is just awesome. haha.

Haha it would probably look something like a rabid dog zipped up in a sleeping bag. ;-)
dude, you just made me spit out some of my food and drink.

[Kassie09]

maybe the meet up could be in pittsburgh. since i live in northwest ohio.
I live super close to ohio but like..farm land ohio. like youngstown ohio? hahahahaha

That would be sweet! I was staying on 23rd and Catherine this past weekend. Got shit faced in Center City- so much fun.


I have no idea what that is I have never been into the city of Philly but yeah that would be super sweet!

[Animalhill]

maybe the meet up could be in pittsburgh. since i live in northwest ohio.
That would be fucking awesome.

[Animalhill]

now that is just awesome. haha.


dude, you just made me spit out some of my food and drink.
hahaha:bow:

[MarsEatWorld]

I mean, I like to glitter..but I am a girl..so..yeah



Alrighty.
Haha. Exactly. You are allowed to glitter

[Kassie09]

I'm going to Maryland though. If you ever go to DC :] hit me uppp

I definitely will! I will try to AP meet up all over the place.

[MarsEatWorld]

My sister actually made a trip to Voltera because that is the place in Twilight where all those badass old vampires live...yup..she did it before the movie came out and everyone went apeshit over Twilight, though.
Doesn't make it acceptable just because she went before it went ape shit LOL
it still sucks

[MarsEatWorld]

I definitely will! I will try to AP meet up all over the place.
philly's only 3 hours away from dc i could probably catch a train up there

[LaDiabla]

now that is just awesome. haha.


dude, you just made me spit out some of my food and drink.

it does take obsessive to a new level.

Doesn't make it acceptable just because she went before it went ape shit LOL
it still sucks

She was like 12 at the time, so 3 years ago.

Still better than getting a twilight tattoo, have you checked the 'worst tattoo thread'? now that is just fucking ridiculous

[derekmoyer4]

I live super close to ohio but like..farm land ohio. like youngstown ohio? hahahahaha

I have no idea what that is I have never been into the city of Philly but yeah that would be super sweet!
i live in findlay, ohio. which is 45 min south of toledo.

That would be fucking awesome.
it truly would.
hahaha:bow:
bow worthy indeed.

I definitely will! I will try to AP meet up all over the place.
yes! ap meet ups are necessary.

[derekmoyer4]

it does take obsessive to a new level.
ummm, just a tad. ha.

[Kassie09]

philly's only 3 hours away from dc i could probably catch a train up there
It'd be a pretty intense meet up

i live in findlay, ohio. which is 45 min south of toledo.


it truly would.

bow worthy indeed.


yes! ap meet ups are necessary.

I feel like I have heard of findlay a lot, I just dont know why. hmm.

[Animalhill]

philly's only 3 hours away from dc i could probably catch a train up there
Its a 2 hour drive with no traffic. We should have a huge AP party when I move to Philly. An actual party, involving a mass consumption of alcohol (no other drugs, derek ;-) ),

[derekmoyer4]

It'd be a pretty intense meet up

I feel like I have heard of findlay a lot, I just dont know why. hmm.
i would have no idea why. ;-)

[derekmoyer4]

Its a 2 hour drive with no traffic. We should have a huge AP party when I move to Philly. An actual party, involving a mass consumption of alcohol (no other drugs, derek ;-) ),
lol. right. except for some green, that would be acceptable.

[Animalhill]

i live in findlay, ohio. which is 45 min south of toledo.


it truly would.

bow worthy indeed.


yes! ap meet ups are necessary.
Graci

[Kassie09]

i would have no idea why. ;-)

Oh well! hahaha, I am guessing pittsburgh would be a hell of a lot closer to you than Philly though!

[Animalhill]

lol. right. except for some green, that would be acceptable.
Necessary. I will permanently leave hard drug use behind me in NH.

[derekmoyer4]

Oh well! hahaha, I am guessing pittsburgh would be a hell of a lot closer to you than Philly though!
right. pittsburgh is in the middle of me and philly.

[derekmoyer4]

Necessary. I will permanently leave hard drug use behind me in NH.
necessary, right.

and i would be very proud of you my young buck. ha.

[Kassie09]

right. pittsburgh is in the middle of me and philly.

psst, convince everyone to move the meet to pittsburgh

[Animalhill]

necessary, right.

and i would be very proud of you my young buck. ha.
haha fuck right. I am sure I am up to the task. There are enough gorgeous women in Philly to keep me preoccupied enough to not crave any drugs.

[derekmoyer4]

psst, convince everyone to move the meet to pittsburgh
ha, maybe. or i could just hitch a ride with you.

[derekmoyer4]

haha fuck right. I am sure I am up to the task. There are enough gorgeous women in Philly to keep me preoccupied enough to not crave any drugs.
that is very true. plus you must focus on making your band work.

[Kassie09]

ha, maybe. or i could just hitch a ride with you.
car pooling to the ap meet, how environmentally conscious of us.

[Animalhill]

that is very true. plus you must focus on making your band work.
Shouldn't be too hard because that's all I think about haha .
ALSO: Really good news. One of my band's best friends just got an internship for A & R at Equal Vision. He has our disk and is going to whore it to everyone that works there. Fuck right.

[Animalhill]

car pooling to the ap meet, how environmentally conscious of us.
It truly is progressive in its initiative.

[Kassie09]

It truly is progressive in its initiative.
i think you would all be quality people to drink with. or other perfectly legal substances with.

[derekmoyer4]

car pooling to the ap meet, how environmentally conscious of us.
i know, thanks. save the environment!

Shouldn't be too hard because that's all I think about haha .
ALSO: Really good news. One of my band's best friends just got an internship for A & R at Equal Vision. He has our disk and is going to whore it to everyone that works there. Fuck right.
awesome. hopefully people love it.
note: i am excited to hear the duwop song.

[Animalhill]

i think you would all be quality people to drink with. or other perfectly legal substances with.
Agree

[derekmoyer4]

i think you would all be quality people to drink with. or other perfectly legal substances with.
i think you may be right kassie.

[Animalhill]

i know, thanks. save the environment!


awesome. hopefully people love it.
note: i am excited to hear the duwop song.
haha dude- I fucking love it. Its my favorite song to play now with the exception of my jew anthem dubbed, "Tel Aviv"

[Kassie09]

Alright lady(mars, wherever you went) and gentlemen, this sounds like it should really happen.

[derekmoyer4]

haha dude- I fucking love it. Its my favorite song to play now with the exception of my jew anthem dubbed, "Tel Aviv"
i wish i could hear either of those.

[derekmoyer4]

Alright lady(mars, wherever you went) and gentlemen, this sounds like it should really happen.
i agree. but sam (animalhill) will not be down there until october.

[Kassie09]

i agree. but sam (animalhill) will not be down there until october.

I guess we will just have to wait until October then.

[Animalhill]

i wish i could hear either of those.
We are recording an EP the first weekend of Spetember, so it won't be too long :-)

[derekmoyer4]

I guess we will just have to wait until October then.
yes we will. but no big deal. it will be fun whenever it may happen.

[derekmoyer4]

We are recording an EP the first weekend of Spetember, so it won't be too long :-)
oh thank goodness. i am in need of some sweet new music from hammer hands.

[MarsEatWorld]

haha most likely.
http://www.adiscountbeauty.com/media/KNOTTYGIRLmarshmallowsparkle.jpg+ht tp://www.baltimoremagazine.net/maxspace/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/twilight-backlot-21.jpg+http://itodyaso.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/pope1.jpg= http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/marsy32/dazzle.jpg

[MarsEatWorld]

it does take obsessive to a new level.



She was like 12 at the time, so 3 years ago.

Still better than getting a twilight tattoo, have you checked the 'worst tattoo thread'? now that is just fucking ridiculous
oh god. twilight tattoos? really. jklafl;d

[Kassie09]

yes we will. but no big deal. it will be fun whenever it may happen.

It will be fun!

I will bring a fellow AP member who is not chatting with us currently. But if mars and you and sam can all go, it'll be a pretty amazing group of 5. all of ap will be jealous.

[Animalhill]

http://www.adiscountbeauty.com/media/KNOTTYGIRLmarshmallowsparkle.jpg+ht tp://www.baltimoremagazine.net/maxspace/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/twilight-backlot-21.jpg+http://itodyaso.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/pope1.jpg= http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/marsy32/dazzle.jpg
Aaaaaaaand your my new best friend. Just laughed so fucking hard.

[derekmoyer4]

http://www.adiscountbeauty.com/media/KNOTTYGIRLmarshmallowsparkle.jpg+ht tp://www.baltimoremagazine.net/maxspace/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/twilight-backlot-21.jpg+http://itodyaso.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/pope1.jpg= http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/marsy32/dazzle.jpg
that is amazing. did you make that pope picture?

[MarsEatWorld]

Its a 2 hour drive with no traffic. We should have a huge AP party when I move to Philly. An actual party, involving a mass consumption of alcohol (no other drugs, derek ;-) ),
I'll get absoluteharmony.net to sponser it

[derekmoyer4]

It will be fun!

I will bring a fellow AP member who is not chatting with us currently. But if mars and you and sam can all go, it'll be a pretty amazing group of 5. all of ap will be jealous.
indeed it will be. i am sure we could find more people too.

[Animalhill]

It will be fun!

I will bring a fellow AP member who is not chatting with us currently. But if mars and you and sam can all go, it'll be a pretty amazing group of 5. all of ap will be jealous.
With good reason- such good company is not easy to come by.

[derekmoyer4]

With good reason- such good company is not easy to come by.
very true, very true.

[MarsEatWorld]

Its a 2 hour drive with no traffic. We should have a huge AP party when I move to Philly. An actual party, involving a mass consumption of alcohol (no other drugs, derek ;-) ),
i love parties

[Kassie09]

http://www.adiscountbeauty.com/media/KNOTTYGIRLmarshmallowsparkle.jpg+ht tp://www.baltimoremagazine.net/maxspace/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/twilight-backlot-21.jpg+http://itodyaso.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/pope1.jpg= http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/marsy32/dazzle.jpg
bahahahahaahahaha pope with knotty girl lol

[MarsEatWorld]

that is amazing. did you make that pope picture?
yeah haha. I'm a photoshop beast. I should've photoshopped him to the back of edward in that picture though. ohhh well

[Animalhill]

oh thank goodness. i am in need of some sweet new music from hammer hands.
haha can't wait for you to hear it. So much better than our album. I'm always so wary of mentioning my band on here for fear of coming across as someone thats here just to whore their band, but I will let you know when we have them online.

[Kassie09]

indeed it will be. i am sure we could find more people too.
yeah, i have no idea what ap members live over in that area

With good reason- such good company is not easy to come by.

Quite hard to come by.

[MarsEatWorld]

It will be fun!

I will bring a fellow AP member who is not chatting with us currently. But if mars and you and sam can all go, it'll be a pretty amazing group of 5. all of ap will be jealous.
haha. Yeah for sure. So train is probably faster than car, maybe not. But yeah. I don't mind 3 hours...I can read/listen to music

[Animalhill]

i love parties
Same. We will rage.

[derekmoyer4]

yeah haha. I'm a photoshop beast. I should've photoshopped him to the back of edward in that picture though. ohhh well
that you are. impressive skills. i award you as many points as you see fit.

haha can't wait for you to hear it. So much better than our album. I'm always so wary of mentioning my band on here for fear of coming across as someone thats here just to whore their band, but I will let you know when we have them online.
alright, that sounds fantastic. and i do not think you whore your band at all. you only make mention when people ask really.

yeah, i have no idea what ap members live over in that area

Quite hard to come by.
i am not sure either. so we will just play in by ear.

[derekmoyer4]

Same. We will rage.
i am not a huge partier, but i am always up for hanging out with awesome people.

[MarsEatWorld]

Same. We will rage.
and by rage you mean rave LOL

[kwsqd]

K I'm in

[MarsEatWorld]

that you are. impressive skills. i award you as many points as you see fit.


alright, that sounds fantastic. and i do not think you whore your band at all. you only make mention when people ask really.


i am not sure either. so we will just play in by ear.
Hahhaa. I love making random pictures

[Kassie09]

I am a partier. but if i drink more than like two drinks i will pass out in a corner somewhere, ahaahah

[MarsEatWorld]

K I'm in
ohh hey. we can finally make our how to be a douche bag lesson plan. and by make I mean me and Kassie will take notes of you

[Kassie09]

K I'm in

You were the other person i was bringing, did you catch on to that?

[MarsEatWorld]

I am a partier. but if i drink more than like two drinks i will pass out in a corner somewhere, ahaahah
I'll drink for you :]

[Kassie09]

ohh hey. we can finally make our how to be a douche bag lesson plan. and by make I mean me and Kassie will take notes of you

teehehehehehe.

[Animalhill]

that you are. impressive skills. i award you as many points as you see fit.


alright, that sounds fantastic. and i do not think you whore your band at all. you only make mention when people ask really.


i am not sure either. so we will just play in by ear.
Glad to hear. I'm always wary of becoming, "That guy".

[Kassie09]

I'll drink for you :]

you alcoholic, you.

[MarsEatWorld]

you Brazilian, you.
fixed.

[Animalhill]

i am not a huge partier, but i am always up for hanging out with awesome people.
You will be if you're around me.

[kwsqd]

I highly doubt the girl I'm dating will take notes on "how I'm a douche bag" with you mars!

[Kassie09]

fixed.

Oh right, right, i just made a huge typo! oopsies!

[Kassie09]

I highly doubt the girl I'm dating will take notes on "how I'm a douche bag" with you mars!


You are generally not a douche bag but maybe once we get you to drink a lot you'll start acting like one and we can note it.

[derekmoyer4]

I am a partier. but if i drink more than like two drinks i will pass out in a corner somewhere, ahaahah
haha, well we will just have to pace ourselves kassie.


ohh hey. we can finally make our how to be a douche bag lesson plan. and by make I mean me and Kassie will take notes of you
ha, that could be interesting.

Glad to hear. I'm always wary of becoming, "That guy".
yeah, do not worry you are not "that guy".

[Kassie09]

haha, well we will just have to pace ourselves kassie.



ha, that could be interesting.


yeah, do not worry you are not "that guy".


Yes, the other three are apparently pro drinkers so they can pre-game some alcohol while we drink..pop! hahaha.

[kwsqd]

You are generally not a douche bag but maybe once we get you to drink a lot you'll start acting like one and we can note it.

Doesn't happen.

[derekmoyer4]

You are generally not a douche bag but maybe once we get you to drink a lot you'll start acting like one and we can note it.
oh i see, you date "the world's best pilot" or so i have heard.

[derekmoyer4]

Yes, the other three are apparently pro drinkers so they can pre-game some alcohol while we drink..pop! hahaha.
ha, yes! i am sure they are. especially sam. so we can drink some root beer. :-)

[Animalhill]

ha, yes! i am sure they are. especially sam. so we can drink some root beer. :-)
I'll drink 3 shots of Jameson for every sip of root beer you drink ;-)

[Kassie09]

Doesn't happen.
See, by the time you get drunk I am usually incoherent laying on the floor somewhere, so I don't know.

oh i see, you date "the world's best pilot" or so i have heard.
He is the worlds best pilot? I feel honored to have been in a plane with him flying then!
ha, yes! i am sure they are. especially sam. so we can drink some root beer. :-)

I find rootbeer to be quite enjoyable, I am down for that.

[kwsqd]

Haha its my work thread pal!

See, by the time you get drunk I am usually incoherent laying on the floor somewhere, so I don't know.


He is the worlds best pilot? I feel honored to have been in a plane with him flying then!


I find rootbeer to be quite enjoyable, I am down for that.

nah, I hold you up! Haha

You should feel honored and I want some rootbeer.

[Animalhill]

Yes, the other three are apparently pro drinkers so they can pre-game some alcohol while we drink..pop! hahaha.
Haha come on! At least a few beers?

[Kassie09]

Haha its my work thread pal!



nah, I hold you up! Haha

You should feel honored and I want some rootbeer.

True, you do generally hold me up hahaha.

[derekmoyer4]

I'll drink 3 shots of Jameson for every sip of root beer you drink ;-)
haha, alright.

See, by the time you get drunk I am usually incoherent laying on the floor somewhere, so I don't know.

He is the worlds best pilot? I feel honored to have been in a plane with him flying then!

I find rootbeer to be quite enjoyable, I am down for that.
ha, well he said that one day in the work thread. and i do not forget things.

Haha its my work thread pal!

nah, I hold you up! Haha

You should feel honored and I want some rootbeer.
yes!

[Kassie09]

Haha come on! At least a few beers?

Oh, I will drink! but i will start off slowly with some root beer..then progress to beer!

[Kassie09]

haha, alright.


ha, well he said that one day in the work thread. and i do not forget things.


yes!


Mind like a steel trap?

[Animalhill]

Oh, I will drink! but i will start off slowly with some root beer..then progress to beer!
haha quite the plan! I will actually retract my promise reguarding Jameson, seeing as Whiskey turns me into an absolute animal. Therefor, I will stick to my best friend Guinness Draught.

[derekmoyer4]

Mind like a steel trap?
you got it.

and i too would be honored to drink root beer with you.

[derekmoyer4]

haha quite the plan! I will actually retract my promise reguarding Jameson, seeing as Whiskey turns me into an absolute animal. Therefor, I will stick to my best friend Guinness Draught.
well that is probably the best decision.

[Kassie09]

haha quite the plan! I will actually retract my promise reguarding Jameson, seeing as Whiskey turns me into an absolute animal. Therefor, I will stick to my best friend Guinness Draught.
Drink the Jameson, I want to laugh at your drunken self.

you got it.

and i too would be honored to drink root beer with you.

It will be an honor to consume both non alcoholic and alcoholic beverages with you.

[Animalhill]

Drink the Jameson, I want to laugh at your drunken self.



It will be an honor to consume both non alcoholic and alcoholic beverages with you.
I will still get absolutely hammered, but Whiskey makes Sam a bad boy.

[Animalhill]

well that is probably the best decision.
*tips hat and walks towards the horizon*

[derekmoyer4]

Drink the Jameson, I want to laugh at your drunken self.



It will be an honor to consume both non alcoholic and alcoholic beverages with you.
and i feel the same.

[Kassie09]

I will still get absolutely hammered, but Whiskey makes Sam a bad boy.

What will you do if you drink it?

[derekmoyer4]

*tips hat and walks towards the horizon*
ha, i am not sure if i will ever hear that again.

[Kassie09]

and i feel the same.
:beerbros:

[Animalhill]

What will you do if you drink it?
It really depends on a number of things. It varies as wide as fighting someone to trying to court (in a brash, though hopefully not totally impolite fashion) many a lass. Plus there is the danger of me blacking out. Blacking out is NOT a good idea for me, given the schizophrenia, I become very odd/savage (I've been told).

[derekmoyer4]

:beerbros:
:celebrate:

[Animalhill]

ha, i am not sure if i will ever hear that again.
Then you need more friends with Caps?

[derekmoyer4]

It really depends on a number of things. It varies as wide as fighting someone to trying to court (in a brash, though hopefully not totally impolite fashion) many a lass. Plus there is the danger of me blacking out. Blacking out is NOT a good idea for me, given the schizophrenia, I become very odd/savage (I've been told).
all things we would like to avoid/control.

[derekmoyer4]

Then you need more friends with Caps?
i guess so.

[MarsEatWorld]

Aaaaaaaand your my new best friend. Just laughed so fucking hard.
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/marsy32/ridingpope.jpg

[Animalhill]

i guess so.
haha I was just being random. I'm so fucking hungry. Definitely ordering food in 10 min.

[MarsEatWorld]

I highly doubt the girl I'm dating will take notes on "how I'm a douche bag" with you mars!
It's just a joke :] Calm down-o

[Animalhill]

all things we would like to avoid/control.
Without a shred of a doubt.

[Animalhill]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/marsy32/ridingpope.jpg
Ah! I cant see pictures at work. What is it?

[derekmoyer4]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/marsy32/ridingpope.jpg
amazing. i just about pissed myself.

haha I was just being random. I'm so fucking hungry. Definitely ordering food in 10 min.
what kind of food are you going to order?

Without a shred of a doubt.
indeed.