How Can I Tell If Vagina Is Tight Enough??!!?

[LaDiabla]

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/691/failownedtightenoughwin.jpg

Yeah, go ahead and post your 'late pass' reply, it's still funny.

[MarsEatWorld]

hahhhahhahaa

[Kassie09]

i don't see how a vagina can ever be tight again after a baby, I just don't.

[caveBEAR]

Some doctors can preform what a friend of mine called the 'husband stitch' after birth which, I suppose, undos the work a baby did on the way out.

[Reaver]

at least that girl cares about satisfying her husband.

[makeshiftmind]

Some doctors can preform what a friend of mine called the 'husband stitch' after birth which, I suppose, undos the work a baby did on the way out.
Vaginal Rejuvenation

[sokonfused]

haha. this is ridiculous. lol

[Jake Denning]

I feel pretty sorry for her, seems like she really wanted to please him.

Pretty good wife if you ask me.

[thesafeword]

Haha. Vagina.

[SincerelyMe]

If you have to ask if your vagina is tight enough, it probably isn't.

[Animalhill]

When I am told, "Ummm, its not going to fit".

[thesafeword]

If you have to ask if your vagina is tight enough, it probably isn't.
Then why do you keep asking yourself? Ooooooh...

[SincerelyMe]

Then why do you keep asking yourself? Ooooooh...

Nice try, but I've never had to ask myself that.

[thesafeword]

Nice try, but I've never had to ask myself that.
Good for you.

[killerswells]

When I am told, "Ummm, its not going to fit".

hahahahahahahahahaha. golden.

all the girls i have been with can fit there fist in there vag, am i doing it right?

[Animalhill]

hahahahahahahahahaha. golden.

all the girls i have been with can fit there fist in there vag, am i doing it right?
hahahaha you are the man. Do these fistful females also need a walker to approach you?

[Chelsea Ruane]

i don't see how a vagina can ever be tight again after a baby, I just don't.

oddly enough, i think about that every time i watch those baby shows on TLC.

i mean another human being coming out of that thing, and then supposedly its back to normal after a few months? If i was a dude, i'd never want to have sex with my wife again :puke:

[Animalhill]

oddly enough, i think about that every time i watch those baby shows on TLC.

i mean another human being coming out of that thing, and then supposedly its back to normal after a few months? If i was a dude, i'd never want to have sex with my wife again :puke:
hahaha agreed.
Where in PA are you? I'm moving to Philly in like, 2 months.

[Chelsea Ruane]

hahaha agreed.
Where in PA are you? I'm moving to Philly in like, 2 months.


Im from Wilkes-Barre/Scranton.

About Two hours north of Philly.

[Animalhill]

Im from Wilkes-Barre/Scranton.

About Two hours north of Philly.
The Electric city?

[Chelsea Ruane]

Yes, its like 15 mins away from me.

[killerswells]

oddly enough, i think about that every time i watch those baby shows on TLC.

i mean another human being coming out of that thing, and then supposedly its back to normal after a few months? If i was a dude, i'd never want to have sex with my wife again :puke:

hahahaha.

hahahaha you are the man. Do these fistful females also need a walker to approach you?

dude yes. how the fuck did you know?

[Animalhill]

hahahaha.



dude yes. how the fuck did you know?
I used to read books to the elderly :-0

[killerswells]

I used to read books to the elderly :-0

thats not all you did. ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiing.

[Animalhill]

thats not all you did. ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiing.
bu-dum bum tshhhhh
haha

[Chelsea Ruane]

I used to read books to the elderly :-0

im inappropriately laughing hysterically.

[Animalhill]

im inappropriately laughing hysterically.
:-) Its ok, you should be.

[Chelsea Ruane]

:-) Its ok, you should be.


bahaha. okay good.
speaking about the elderly in a is my vagina tight thread, so wrong is sooo many ways.
yet so hysterical is sooo many more ways

[Animalhill]

bahaha. okay good.
speaking about the elderly in a is my vagina tight thread, so wrong is sooo many ways.
yet so hysterical is sooo many more ways
hahahaha yeah, I guess I am kind of sick, huh?

[killerswells]

bahaha. okay good.
speaking about the elderly in a is my vagina tight thread, so wrong is sooo many ways.
yet so hysterical is sooo many more ways

old people got vaginas tooooo.

[Chelsea Ruane]

old people got vaginas tooooo.

hahaha yes im fully aware of that.
but thats ALL i want to fully be aware of on that note, ahaha.

hahahaha yeah, I guess I am kind of sick, huh?

haha oh no its great, so funny.

[Animalhill]

hahaha yes im fully aware of that.
but thats ALL i want to fully be aware of on that note, ahaha.



haha oh no its great, so funny.
Graci.
Swells, you're a sick bastard, however, a correct bastard.

[LaDiabla]

old people got vaginas tooooo.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e339/OQwerty1/no_wai.jpg

I actually just wanted a reason to post that awesome picture

[samsara]

Always quality threads.

[killerswells]

Graci.
Swells, you're a sick bastard, however, a correct bastard.

ok so totally gross story.

when i was a kid i used to go visit my grandparents down in florida all the time when they had a condo down in clearwater. so one time im down there i am swimming in the pool, and im like trying to get out, but this old lady is in front of me.

so im waiting for her to use the ladder, so then i can get out afterwards. as she lifts her self out of the water, her nasty old lady vag slides out, and she has all these grey pubes. it was so awful. it looked like someone shit on top of a sandwich made with moldy roast beef and dumped some grey hairs on it.

it seriously was one of the grossest things i have ever seen in my life. even though i was like 10 at the time, i still have that image of her old nasty grey beaver ingrained in my head.

[Animalhill]

ok so totally gross story.

when i was a kid i used to go visit my grandparents down in florida all the time when they had a condo down in clearwater. so one time im down there i am swimming in the pool, and im like trying to get out, but this old lady is in front of me.

so im waiting for her to use the ladder, so then i can get out afterwards. as she lifts her self out of the water, her nasty old lady vag slides out, and she has all these grey pubes. it was so awful. it looked like someone shit on top of a sandwich made with moldy roast beef and dumped some grey hairs on it.

it seriously was one of the grossest things i have ever seen in my life. even though i was like 10 at the time, i still have that image of her old nasty grey beaver ingrained in my head.
HAHAHAHA I just laughed my fucking ass off dude. For some reason, when I pictured *shivers* this happening, you looked like Squince from sandlot.

[killerswells]

thats me dude.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/lefthandedbass/squints.jpg

[bladerdude360]

I tried posting the "I CAN'T FAP TO THIS" picture but it showed nothing in my post :(

[Chelsea Ruane]

ok so totally gross story.

when i was a kid i used to go visit my grandparents down in florida all the time when they had a condo down in clearwater. so one time im down there i am swimming in the pool, and im like trying to get out, but this old lady is in front of me.

so im waiting for her to use the ladder, so then i can get out afterwards. as she lifts her self out of the water, her nasty old lady vag slides out, and she has all these grey pubes. it was so awful. it looked like someone shit on top of a sandwich made with moldy roast beef and dumped some grey hairs on it.

it seriously was one of the grossest things i have ever seen in my life. even though i was like 10 at the time, i still have that image of her old nasty grey beaver ingrained in my head.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
are you okay? thats a tragic experience :puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke ::puke:

[killerswells]

I tried posting the "I CAN'T FAP TO THIS" picture but it showed nothing in my post :(

sorry dude, prolly one of the best meme's ever.

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r302/jrios68/hit/CantFap.jpg

[killerswells]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
are you okay? thats a tragic experience :puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke ::puke:

it was pretty bad. but ill survive. if i ever see a grey beaver again though, i will cry uncontrollably.

[Animalhill]

sorry dude, prolly one of the best meme's ever.

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r302/jrios68/hit/CantFap.jpg
haha such a fitting picture.
How was LAX practice man?
ALSO: good news. We booked studio time for the first weekend of September to do an EP of our new shit. I am IMing it to you the second we get the tracks. I think you're really going to dig it dude.

[Chelsea Ruane]

you guys have to stop, im literally dying over here from laughter

[Animalhill]

you guys have to stop, im literally dying over here from laughter
Well at least you're not dying from the ancient vag monster that attacked Ryan.

[Reaver]

hahahahaha, and once again AP is saving my day.

[Animalhill]

hahahahaha, and once again AP is saving my day.
haha it gets me through work every day. The ONLY thing.

[killerswells]

haha such a fitting picture.
How was LAX practice man?
ALSO: good news. We booked studio time for the first weekend of September to do an EP of our new shit. I am IMing it to you the second we get the tracks. I think you're really going to dig it dude.

it was good man. some team from from another city came by to play us instead of having practice, so it was pretty fun. of course we kicked their asses. these germs dont know how to play. i even scored a goal, which, for a goalie, is pretty badass. lol.

[Chelsea Ruane]

it was pretty bad. but ill survive. if i ever see a grey beaver again though, i will cry uncontrollably.

if i were you, i would never be able to look at a vagina again.
and if i got married, id divorve my wife when she'd start to get wrinkles knowing what her vag would look like in upcoming years.

[killerswells]

you guys have to stop, im literally dying over here from laughter

hahaha sorry. ill try and refrain.

hahahahaha, and once again AP is saving my day.

glad to be of service my good man.

[LaDiabla]

May I claim the title 'Thread Queen of PL'?

[killerswells]

if i were you, i would never be able to look at a vagina again.
and if i got married, id divorve my wife when she'd start to get wrinkles knowing what her vag would look like in upcoming years.

hahahaha i thought the same thing. as soon as my wife hits 40 im gonna have to kick her to the curb.

i cant be going near any grey beavers. ill be fuckin waking up in cold sweats and she will be like "whats wrong baby?", my only reply will be, "the grey beaver, its everywhere, make it stop...so many hairs..."

[Reaver]

May I claim the title 'Thread Queen of PL'?

[x] ja (edit vor ryan: yes)
[ ] nein (edit vor ryan: no)
[ ] vielleicht (edit for ryan: perhaps)

[killerswells]

May I claim the title 'Thread Queen of PL'?

yes. and the queen of my heart as well.

[x] ja
[ ] nein
[ ] vielleicht

i told you guys to stop with all this spanish nonsense.

[bladerdude360]

sorry dude, prolly one of the best meme's ever.

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r302/jrios68/hit/CantFap.jpg
Haha can you send me the link you used to post it? When I searched it on google and tried to post it my post showed up blank.

[LaDiabla]

[x] ja
[ ] nein
[ ] Ich mag toastbrot

fixed.

und danke :)

[Chelsea Ruane]

hahahaha i thought the same thing. as soon as my wife hits 40 im gonna have to kick her to the curb.

i cant be going near any grey beavers. ill be fuckin waking up in cold sweats and she will be like "whats wrong baby?", my only reply will be, "the grey beaver, its everywhere, make it stop...so many hairs..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA you said you were going to refrain! what the hell man! :-d

maybe by the time everyone here settles down, plastic surgery will advance into vagina lifts instead of face lifts.

[LaDiabla]

yes. and the queen of my heart as well.



i told you guys to stop with all this spanish nonsense.

awwh honey <333

[Reaver]

i told you guys to stop with all this spanish nonsense.

i edited it for ya. you can thank me later.

[Reaver]

fixed.

und danke :)

LOL.

you guys are killing me.

[killerswells]

Haha can you send me the link you used to post it? When I searched it on google and tried to post it my post showed up blank.

you just google image "cant fap to this" and it has a bunch, just pick whatever you like. this one works... (http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/500/cant_fap.jpg)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA you said you were going to refrain! what the hell man! :-d

maybe by the time everyone here settles down, plastic surgery will advance into vagina lifts instead of face lifts.

on my wifes 40th bday im gonna give her the gift of vaginal plastic surgery, and a bottle of hair dye for her grey pubes.

[Chelsea Ruane]

you just google image "cant fap to this" and it has a bunch, just pick whatever you like. this one works... (http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/500/cant_fap.jpg)




on my wifes 40th bday im gonna give her the gift of vaginal plastic surgery, and a bottle of hair dye for her grey pubes.



personally no matter what age, girls should not have pubes in the pubic region hahaha.

razors are for that, and im pretty sure there isnt an age limit on them :x

[killerswells]

awwh honey <333

:redlove:

i edited it for ya. you can thank me later.

hahaha i understand most german actually. i just cant speak it.

[bladerdude360]

Weird, I thought this was the one I used. Works this time though. Finally I get to express what I'm feeling!
http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/500/cant_fap.jpg...but I probably could if I tried hard enough ;-)

[killerswells]

personally no matter what age, girls should not have pubes in the pubic region hahaha.

razors are for that, and im pretty sure there isnt an age limit on them :x

dude, thank you. i mean, im ok with a little landing strip or whatever, but really, girls should keep that area clean. nothing is more of a turn off to a guy than reaching down there and parting the forest just to get down to business.

plus, with my past experiences, i get pretty freaked out when i see pubes. im always like "dear god dont let them be grey or i will have to get the fuck out of here fast"

[killerswells]

Weird, I thought this was the one I used. Works this time though. Finally I get to express what I'm feeling!
http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/500/cant_fap.jpg...but I probably could if I tried hard enough ;-)

glad to help mang.

[Chelsea Ruane]

dude, thank you. i mean, im ok with a little landing strip or whatever, but really, girls should keep that area clean. nothing is more of a turn off to a guy than reaching down there and parting the forest just to get down to business.

plus, with my past experiences, i get pretty freaked out when i see pubes. im always like "dear god dont let them be grey or i will have to get the fuck out of here fast"


i dont know why a lot of girls dont.. haha

its icky.

[bladerdude360]

dude, thank you. i mean, im ok with a little landing strip or whatever, but really, girls should keep that area clean. nothing is more of a turn off to a guy than reaching down there and parting the forest just to get down to business.

plus, with my past experiences, i get pretty freaked out when i see pubes. im always like "dear god dont let them be grey or i will have to get the fuck out of here fast"
Do you also think that guys should keep a completely clean area also, or is this a girls' only thing? Just curious.

[Chelsea Ruane]

Do you also think that guys should keep a completely clean area also, or is this a girls' only thing? Just curious.

im jumping in on this since im a girl.

it completely depends on how out of control it is hahahaha.
cleaner is always well appreciated .

[killerswells]

Do you also think that guys should keep a completely clean area also, or is this a girls' only thing? Just curious.

i would say guys need to keep it clean and trimmed. but when dudes shave everything its kinda weird looking. at least imo.

im jumping in on this since im a girl.

it completely depends on how out of control it is hahahaha.
cleaner is always well appreciated .

agreed.

[bladerdude360]

im jumping in on this since im a girl.

it completely depends on how out of control it is hahahaha.
cleaner is always well appreciated .
Cleaner is definitely what I was thinking. It seems like most guys here are saying they prefer no hair on girls so I was wondering if it would go both ways. All gone does seem weird to me for a guy though haha.

[Chelsea Ruane]

i would say guys need to keep it clean and trimmed. but when dudes shave everything its kinda weird looking. at least imo.



agreed.

:buddies:

[Chelsea Ruane]

Cleaner is definitely what I was thinking. It seems like most guys here are saying they prefer no hair on girls so I was wondering if it would go both ways. All gone does seem weird to me for a guy though haha.

hair is manly thats probably why hahaha

[killerswells]

hottttttttttttttttttt.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_B4sydYv82pg/ShY6Q1WOodI/AAAAAAAACDY/f-ByVRZG2eg/s400/Hairy-Bush-115.jpg

[Jake Denning]

hair is manly thats probably why hahaha

Your probably one of the newer people around here that I dont hate.

Plus your pretty cute too.

Women, keep that hair to a bare minimum.

[Reaver]

there is no wai this is real. and i ain't going to quote it.

[killerswells]

there is no wai this is real. and i ain't going to quote it.

i know you want to quote it. do it.

[My Broken Fever]

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/4240/whatzhb.jpg

[bladerdude360]

hair is manly thats probably why hahaha
Makes sense to me.

[Jake Denning]

hottttttttttttttttttt.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_B4sydYv82pg/ShY6Q1WOodI/AAAAAAAACDY/f-ByVRZG2eg/s400/Hairy-Bush-115.jpg



http://www.forumspile.com/Needs-More-Wookie.jpg

[Chelsea Ruane]

Your probably one of the newer people around here that I dont hate.

Plus your pretty cute too.

Women, keep that hair to a bare minimum.

hahaha, i had an old user name, and i used to only lurk the boards like a creeeep.
yesterday i said fuck it, and decided to be social.

oh and thanks :biggrin:

[killerswells]

http://www.forumspile.com/Needs-More-Wookie.jpg

hahahaha same pose and everything. awesome.

[Chelsea Ruane]

http://www.forumspile.com/Needs-More-Wookie.jpg

Hollller to that

[Chelsea Ruane]

just realized im the only female openly talking about this, ODJ oh dear jesus.

[Reaver]

just realized im the only female openly talking about this, ODJ oh dear jesus.

that's what makes you awesome.

[Chelsea Ruane]

that's what makes you awesome.

hahaha nice!

i aint got nuttin to hide, whaaat.

[Reaver]

hahaha nice!

i aint got nuttin to hide, whaaat.

yay :hug:

[Chelsea Ruane]

yay :hug:


:-)

[thesafeword]

That picture has to be photoshopped.

[LaDiabla]

That picture has to be photoshopped.

You've never seen your mom in a bikini?

[Rob Hrx]

This thread is killing me...

[killerswells]

You've never seen your mom in a bikini?

lolz. ziiiiiiiiiiiing.

[thesafeword]

You've never seen your mom in a bikini?
Hey, was Tell All Your Friends released today?

[killerswells]

Hey, was Tell All Your Friends released today?

im confused.

[thesafeword]

im confused.
No, it was released in 2002, when that kind of joke was funny.

[LaDiabla]

Hey, was Tell All Your Friends released today?

I don't listen to hyped AP music.

[killerswells]

No, it was released in 2002, when that kind of joke was funny.

ah so.

I don't listen to hyped AP music.

you're missing out on life.

[LaDiabla]

No, it was released in 2002, when that kind of joke was funny.

weak comeback...weeeaak.

[LaDiabla]

ah so.



you're missing out on life.

ok, well you know i secretly masturbate while listening to brand new..

[thesafeword]

weak comeback...weeeaak.
Your mom's a weak comeback.

Better?

[LaDiabla]

Your mom's a weak comeback.

Better?

that doesn't even make sense.

weak.

[thesafeword]

that doesn't even make sense.

weak.
Your mom is weak and doesn't make sense.

[LaDiabla]

Your mom is weak and doesn't make sense.

You would know.

[killerswells]

ok, well you know i secretly masturbate while listening to brand new..

i knew it.

[LaDiabla]

i knew it.

only reason i still have deja in my itunes..

[killerswells]

only reason i still have deja in my itunes..

lol. im off to bed. later dood.

[LaDiabla]

lol. im off to bed. later dood.

nnighty night

[Reaver]

only reason i still have deja in my itunes..

lol i just imagine that elephant to masterbate. hilarious.

[LaDiabla]

lol i just imagine that elephant to masterbate. hilarious.

whatever floats your boat mein freund.

[Reaver]

whatever floats your boat mein freund.

hahahah, alright meine schnecke.

[Chelsea Ruane]

hahaha i left for 45 mins and missed SO much

[killerswells]

ok i was gonna go to bed but the possibility of n00dz from dave just happened......

[LaDiabla]

ok i was gonna go to bed but the possibility of n00dz from dave just happened......

M-(

[Chelsea Ruane]

ok i was gonna go to bed but the possibility of n00dz from dave just happened......

sleeeping is for wimps DONT DO IT

[killerswells]

M-(

dont worry, they could never top your n00dz. ;-)

sleeeping is for wimps DONT DO IT

yeah but i actually have to do stuff tomorrow, and its 1:45am here...

[LaDiabla]

dont worry, they could never top your n00dz. ;-)



yeah but i actually have to do stuff tomorrow, and its 1:45am here...

well of course not..

[Chelsea Ruane]

dont worry, they could never top your n00dz. ;-)



yeah but i actually have to do stuff tomorrow, and its 1:45am here...

EXCUSESSSS

just kidding, gnight new buddy :)

[4N6 science]

Damn horti you're on a roll with the vagina threads.

[Chelsea Ruane]

apparently vagina threads are a hit.. we go into detail

[4N6 science]

apparently vagina threads are a hit.. we go into detail

yeah i can tell.


I can pretty much tell from sight if a vagina is tight or not.

[Chelsea Ruane]

yeah i can tell.


I can pretty much tell from sight if a vagina is tight or not.

That is truly a talent.

Being a straight female, i obviously have not really witnessed a vagina close enough to be as gifted.
And i am TOTALLY okay with that. haha

[4N6 science]

That is truly a talent.

Being a straight female, i obviously have not really witnessed a vagina close enough to be as gifted.
And i am TOTALLY okay with that. haha

Yeah I'm quite talented. But yeah being straight there is nothing wrong with that.

[doppelganger]

haha the answer is amazing.

[Chelsea Ruane]

Yeah I'm quite talented. But yeah being straight there is nothing wrong with that.


haha, hollerrr to that.

[LaDiabla]

Damn horti you're on a roll with the vagina threads.

It was becomeing too much of a sausage fest in here. Needed some more beaver.

[derekmoyer4]

It was becomeing too much of a sausage fest in here. Needed some more beaver.
you got that right.

[4N6 science]

haha, hollerrr to that.

lol Holla for a dolla!

It was becomeing too much of a sausage fest in here. Needed some more beaver.

yeah, it's always a sausage fest you single handily keep us straight.

[LaDiabla]

lol Holla for a dolla!



yeah, it's always a sausage fest you single handily keep us straight.

well, i do what i can..

[PenThrive]

ok so totally gross story.

when i was a kid i used to go visit my grandparents down in florida all the time when they had a condo down in clearwater. so one time im down there i am swimming in the pool, and im like trying to get out, but this old lady is in front of me.

so im waiting for her to use the ladder, so then i can get out afterwards. as she lifts her self out of the water, her nasty old lady vag slides out, and she has all these grey pubes. it was so awful. it looked like someone shit on top of a sandwich made with moldy roast beef and dumped some grey hairs on it.

it seriously was one of the grossest things i have ever seen in my life. even though i was like 10 at the time, i still have that image of her old nasty grey beaver ingrained in my head.


This made me laugh.

[4N6 science]

well, i do what i can..

I know and you do it well!

[LaDiabla]

I know and you do it well!

:bow:

[Chelsea Ruane]

lol Holla for a dolla!



yeah, it's always a sausage fest you single handily keep us straight.


holla for a million dollas

[4N6 science]

holla for a million dollas

well that's getting a little greedy.

[Chelsea Ruane]

well that's getting a little greedy.

who said i wouldnt share!

[4N6 science]

who said i wouldnt share!

haha...I don't know, you didn't specify.

[Chelsea Ruane]

haha...I don't know, you didn't specify.

welll i would. but keep it on the DL

[4N6 science]

welll i would. but keep it on the DL

alright i will except everyone who reads this will know.

[Chelsea Ruane]

alright i will except everyone who reads this will know.no way jose. i used my special powers to make it invisble.. i bought them with my trillions of dollars (its trillion now)

[4N6 science]

no way jose. i used my special powers to make it invisble.. i bought them with my trillions of dollars (its trillion now)


woah this getting absolutely crazy now...i can't keep up!

[Chelsea Ruane]

woah this getting absolutely crazy now...i can't keep up!

yess you can

[AlinA82688]

make it clap

[AndrewIcex]

http://veryspecialepisode.files.wordpress. com/2009/07/jonkate8s1202251.jpg

Shit's fucked. or not. anymore.

[ohLOOKitsLEAH]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA.

I lol'd.

[AlexEnglish]

hahahahahahahahahaha. golden.

all the girls i have been with can fit there fist in there vag, am i doing it right?


thaaaaaaaaaaats too bad

[Kassie09]

http://veryspecialepisode.files.wordpress. com/2009/07/jonkate8s1202251.jpg

Shit's fucked. or not. anymore.

She didn't vaginally deliver them, so her vagina really wasn't affected.

now here is someone who must have a fucked vagina
http://blog.ugo.com/images/uploads/18.jpeg

[jay_klinkhammer]

Kenneth the Page had a TON of kids

[Mytsic Bullshit]

She didn't vaginally deliver them, so her vagina really wasn't affected.

now here is someone who must have a fucked vagina
http://blog.ugo.com/images/uploads/18.jpeg



ahahah so true!!!!
So gross too, what's wrong with them seriously. Yuck.
Also, I'm surprised the kids don't just fall out of her, and really how is she not just completely torn up.
Donate some of those kids to people who can't have em. Ya fools!

[AlexEnglish]

http://blog.ugo.com/images/uploads/18.jpeg


if there is not ONE secearean section scar on that bitch, i feel so terrible for the dad
i mean, at one point you have to imagine that childbirth would just stop being painful for her

[Kassie09]

ahahah so true!!!!
So gross too, what's wrong with them seriously. Yuck.
Also, I'm surprised the kids don't just fall out of her, and really how is she not just completely torn up.
Donate some of those kids to people who can't have em. Ya fools!

Idk why you'd want so many germy little kids but I guess in their religion it makes you closer to God or whatever. Their oldest few daughters are really pretty, I hope they get to go away to college and be on girls gone wild. lololol

[Mytsic Bullshit]

http://blog.ugo.com/images/uploads/18.jpeg


if there is not ONE secearean section scar on that bitch, i feel so terrible for the dad
i mean, at one point you have to imagine that childbirth would just stop being painful for her\



No, she said on the view ( yes I was watching one day) that it's till hard, because Elizabeth was asking how it must be so easy for her now etc.

[AndrewIcex]

She didn't vaginally deliver them, so her vagina really wasn't affected.

now here is someone who must have a fucked vagina
http://blog.ugo.com/images/uploads/18.jpeg
Oh my, damn.

[AlexEnglish]

there has to be at least one time when that husband turned down sex

[Mytsic Bullshit]

there has to be at least one time when that husband turned down sex

noo I would guess not.
Have you ever seen that show, they are both messed in the head.

[Mytsic Bullshit]

P.S. all thier kids names start with a J

[AndrewIcex]

Its a conspiracy.

[Mytsic Bullshit]

Its a conspiracy.
'

Ahaha! Ya it might be :S
Who wants that many kids.
I only want one, one day when I'm old and married. Not 5 million like them. Ugh!

[MarsEatWorld]

P.S. all thier kids names start with a J
I love the letter J. My kids will probably be J's haha

[AndrewIcex]

'

Ahaha! Ya it might be :S
Who wants that many kids.
I only want one, one day when I'm old and married. Not 5 million like them. Ugh!
I want some.. not now though, its college time.. and makin' music time, not hearing kids cry time.

[Mytsic Bullshit]

I want some.. not now though, its college time.. and makin' music time, not hearing kids cry time.

ahahha duh ya me too!
Omg but I love babies, I just hate it when kids get past age 10 then they are brats until they are off out of your house. Plus I'm going to be a pediatric nurse, so I'll be around kids all the time lol.
Just wish you could grow them in a flower pot and not have them destroy your body ahha! :P

[MarsEatWorld]

ahahha duh ya me too!
Omg but I love babies, I just hate it when kids get past age 10 then they are brats until they are off out of your house. Plus I'm going to be a pediatric nurse, so I'll be around kids all the time lol.
Just wish you could grow them in a flower pot and not have them destroy your body ahha! :P
Same about growing in a flower pot..

[Mytsic Bullshit]

Same about growing in a flower pot..


Ya right!? I mean this is so off topic but when I do want to, I'll be a high risk pregnancy and on top of that I know my body will go to shit, but I'll have to be cut open ahhah!
TMI :P Lets gross out the guys! :P

[AndrewIcex]

ahahha duh ya me too!
Omg but I love babies, I just hate it when kids get past age 10 then they are brats until they are off out of your house. Plus I'm going to be a pediatric nurse, so I'll be around kids all the time lol.
Just wish you could grow them in a flower pot and not have them destroy your body ahha! :P
Well, I am hoping to be a full time musician, so... I never will have to deal with babies.. just young fans probably.

Same about growing in a flower pot..
I don't have to deal with this. luckily.

[Mytsic Bullshit]

Well, I am hoping to be a full time musician, so... I never will have to deal with babies.. just young fans probably.
Aww! Fun! YA lil teeny boppers drive me nuts!


I don't have to deal with this. luckily.

Ahahahah!!!!!!!!! Ya guys are lucky that way, like girls don't have to deal with enough already !

Ugh I better go wash my car and do laundry ...I'm so tried I don't want to move. Ya I'm so random. Been up since 530 am.

[MarsEatWorld]

Ya right!? I mean this is so off topic but when I do want to, I'll be a high risk pregnancy and on top of that I know my body will go to shit, but I'll have to be cut open ahhah!
TMI :P Lets gross out the guys! :P
Hahaha. I don't want something living inside me for 9 months....

[MarsEatWorld]

Well, I am hoping to be a full time musician, so... I never will have to deal with babies.. just young fans probably.


I don't have to deal with this. luckily.
Men...what a waste of oxygen :]

[DejaNew]

Mine's pretty tight, I do pilates.

[MarsEatWorld]

Mine's pretty tight, I do pilates.
Nice!

[DejaNew]

Nice!
Yeah, But I don't give this shit out fo' free.

[MarsEatWorld]

Yeah, But I don't give this shit out fo' free.
Oh me neither, grrrrl.

[AndrewIcex]

Ahahahah!!!!!!!!! Ya guys are lucky that way, like girls don't have to deal with enough already !

Ugh I better go wash my car and do laundry ...I'm so tried I don't want to move. Ya I'm so random. Been up since 530 am.
Yeah, being a girl would suck.. I would hate to always have to give up the tv remote.
Men...what a waste of oxygen :]
WHY ARE YOU OUT OF THE KITCHEN!?!?!

[MarsEatWorld]

Yeah, being a girl would suck.. I would hate to always have to give up the tv remote.

WHY ARE YOU OUT OF THE KITCHEN!?!?!
Because I can be. Dude, if my husband EVER tries to change the channel while I'm watching a Red Sox game. I will legit fight him. and I will win.

[AndrewIcex]

Because I can be. Dude, if my husband EVER tries to change the channel while I'm watching a Red Sox game. I will legit fight him. and I will win.
Just marry a Red Cox fan then.

[MarsEatWorld]

Just marry a Red Cox fan then.
I'll try and if not I'll convert him to soxism

[AndrewIcex]

I'll try and if not I'll convert him to soxism
If you say so.. they are either loved or hated.. or sometimes in the middle.

[MarsEatWorld]

If you say so.. they are either loved or hated.. or sometimes in the middle.
I've done it before :]
I can do it again.

[AndrewIcex]

I've done it before :]
I can do it again.
Hmmm well that is talented of you.

[MarsEatWorld]

Hmmm well that is talented of you.
Sure is. Most people don't realize how much I love the Red Sox.

[Mytsic Bullshit]

ahahah funny how this thread has totally gone off topic
Yay I washed my car, bad news a I have a sandal tan now :(
Luckikly I didn't get a sunglass tan!
I waste too much time on here! And it's only my 2nd day :S
hmm what else can i say...
I need to finish my laundry,
do my nails,
clean my room...

[MarsEatWorld]

ahahah funny how this thread has totally gone off topic
Yay I washed my car, bad news a I have a sandal tan now :(
Luckikly I didn't get a sunglass tan!
I waste too much time on here! And it's only my 2nd day :S
hmm what else can i say...
I need to finish my laundry,
do my nails,
clean my room...
hope that makes your vag tighter!

[Mytsic Bullshit]

hope that makes your vag tighter!


WTF? :-|
Ummm it's already tight thanx.

[MarsEatWorld]

WTF? :-|
Ummm it's already tight thanx.
I'm just making it relevant to the thread. see what i did?

[Reaver]

WTF? :-|
Ummm it's already tight thanx.

u sure?

[Mytsic Bullshit]

I'm just making it relevant to the thread. see what i did?


Oh I get it! Well aren't you a smart lady!
:-d

Well guess what I'm so tired that I think I'm going to go to bed at 800 tonight. LOL
It's 4:15 right now..

[AsItFallsApart]

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll42/hypnotoad72/kegelcizer7dk.png

[MarsEatWorld]

Oh I get it! Well aren't you a smart lady!
:-d

Well guess what I'm so tired that I think I'm going to go to bed at 800 tonight. LOL
It's 4:15 right now..
jeez. that is early

[Mytsic Bullshit]

ahahhaha! Ya because I woke up at 530 for nursing school, taking care of patients is hard work. Also I have to again tomorrow.
Umm and that pic is hilarious.

Side note: shall I have some ice cream or not?

[MarsEatWorld]

ahahhaha! Ya because I woke up at 530 for nursing school, taking care of patients is hard work. Also I have to again tomorrow.
Umm and that pic is hilarious.

Side note: shall I have some ice cream or not?
yes you should.
nursing school? sweet. I'm going into pre-med. if you want to talk about stuff other than tight vaginas maybe we should wander into the chat thread.

[Reaver]

Oh I get it! Well aren't you a smart lady!
:-d

Well guess what I'm so tired that I think I'm going to go to bed at 800 tonight. LOL
It's 4:15 right now..

it's 4:15 right now?? that timezone's pretty rare if i'm not confusing anything. are you from georgia?

[Mytsic Bullshit]

jeez. that is early

yes you should.
nursing school? sweet. I'm going into pre-med. if you want to talk about stuff other than tight vaginas maybe we should wander into the chat thread.

ahhaha your right. The chat thread is where? PM me. lol

Pre-med that's awesome!

[AndrewIcex]

Sure is. Most people don't realize how much I love the Red Sox.
Well you would think you would have them as your avatar then.

[MarsEatWorld]

Well you would think you would have them as your avatar then.
I used to. I've been diggin single file a lot so I decided to make the change. Also, i had the yankee choke one on there for a while too :D

[AndrewIcex]

I used to. I've been diggin single file a lot so I decided to make the change. Also, i had the yankee choke one on there for a while too :D
I remember that, but I am thinking just putting a traditional Red Cox avatar up.. or something cool looking.

[MarsEatWorld]

I remember that, but I am thinking just putting a traditional Red Cox avatar up.. or something cool looking.
psh whatev

[thespearkid]

always tight enough for a black guy.

[MarsEatWorld]

always tight enough for a black guy.
babaahahahahahahaa

[BryterJonah]

If I can fit, then it's way too loose.

[muttley]

hope that makes your vag tighter!

WTF? :-|
Ummm it's already tight thanx.

I'm just making it relevant to the thread. see what i did?


Lol.

[omgrawr]

vaginas are weird

[sokonfused]

always tight enough for a black guy.
hahahaha.
If I can fit, then it's way too loose.
don't flatter yourself. lol
vaginas are weird
psh. they are awesome.

[limepomegranate]

The reason vaginas can get tighter and be normal-ish after birth is it's basically one giant muscle! Which is why kegels work it strengthens the muscles and gets them back into shape!

[limepomegranate]

hahahaha.

don't flatter yourself. lol

psh. they are awesome.

Vaginas are nastyyy ugh they warm and slimy/wet and smell weird!!!!

[thespearkid]

psh. they are awesome.
this.

[Reaver]

Vaginas are nastyyy ugh they warm and slimy/wet and smell weird!!!!

long time no see, and what an amazing post. :D

wash yourself to get rid of the wierd smell and the slimy part.

[Kill_the_radio]

vaginae

[limepomegranate]

long time no see, and what an amazing post. :D

wash yourself to get rid of the wierd smell and the slimy part.

I just personally hate vagina smells my bf says mine doesn't smell bad or feel weird and slimy I just really really hate vaginas!! Lol and yea I know sorryyy i've been busy :S and whythankyou! Ooo I got a new phone by the wayyy

[bigblue2015]

I just personally hate vagina smells my bf says mine doesn't smell bad or feel weird and slimy I just really really hate vaginas!! Lol and yea I know sorryyy i've been busy :S and whythankyou! Ooo I got a new phone by the wayyy

I don't know what it is with girls but my girlfriend is the same way, she thinks her vagina is gross too. I, of course, do not agree with her because it is one of my favorite places to hang out.

[Reaver]

I just personally hate vagina smells my bf says mine doesn't smell bad or feel weird and slimy I just really really hate vaginas!! Lol and yea I know sorryyy i've been busy :S and whythankyou! Ooo I got a new phone by the wayyy

You're going to live with it your whole life, so you better get along with it ;-)
Yayyyy, congrats to the new phone, which one is it?

I don't know what it is with girls but my girlfriend is the same way, she thinks her vagina is gross too. I, of course, do not agree with her because it is one of my favorite places to hang out.

hahahahah, as funny as this sounds, i gotta agree =)

[phil19]

I just personally hate vagina smells my bf says mine doesn't smell bad or feel weird and slimy I just really really hate vaginas!! Lol and yea I know sorryyy i've been busy :S and whythankyou! Ooo I got a new phone by the wayyy

doesnt matter if you hate them, they're not there for you :-p

[limepomegranate]

You're going to live with it your whole life, so you better get along with it ;-)
Yayyyy, congrats to the new phone, which one is it?



hahahahah, as funny as this sounds, i gotta agree =)

Hah I know...and it's the palm pre! I LOVE it!! I'm actually typing this on it right now! Computer's at my dad's house are all kinds of fucked up!

[Reaver]

Hah I know...and it's the palm pre! I LOVE it!! I'm actually typing this on it right now! Computer's at my dad's house are all kinds of fucked up!

palm pre, eh? i'm not sure i would like that, it's so big and the camera isn't so good either. and it probably wouldn't fit into your vagina anymore. just to stay on topic, of couse.

[limepomegranate]

palm pre, eh? i'm not sure i would like that, it's so big and the camera isn't so good either. and it probably wouldn't fit into your vagina anymore. just to stay on topic, of couse.

Uhm the camera's actually amazing quality I don't know where you got the idea that it wasn't lemme see if I can upload a pic from my phone to show you

[limepomegranate]

I don't know how to do it!! And i'm tired i'm going to bed! I'l talk to you tomorrow though!

[Reaver]

Uhm the camera's actually amazing quality I don't know where you got the idea that it wasn't lemme see if I can upload a pic from my phone to show you

yeah get me a picture of you with a post-it which says something like "i love ap" or any other bullshit.
i thought so, because that camera has 3 megapixel which is far less than other mobiles have right now. my mobile i have right now has 3 megapixel, well it's ok, but it takes the pictures so slowly and it sucks when the light isn't so good.

[Reaver]

I don't know how to do it!! And i'm tired i'm going to bed! I'l talk to you tomorrow though!

haha, alright. sleep well, littel girl. =)

[limepomegranate]

haha, alright. sleep well, littel girl. =)

All I can say is that you're wrong. My camera has AMAZING quality

[phil19]

All I can say is that you're wrong. My camera has AMAZING quality

how amazing?

[limepomegranate]

how amazing?

As good as my digital camera!

[phil19]

As good as my digital camera!

that does sound amazing and as i have no knowledge of cameras or photography at all, im going to take your word for it

[Reaver]

that does sound amazing and as i have no knowledge of cameras or photography at all, im going to take your word for it

i agree with that. that camera and a tight vagina is all you need for world peace.

[phil19]

i agree with that. that camera and a tight vagina is all you need for world peace.

speaking of cameras and vaginas, i got some quality porn pics emailed to me at work this morning. was a great way to start the day

[Reaver]

speaking of cameras and vaginas, i got some quality porn pics emailed to me at work this morning. was a great way to start the day

hahah, i guess it's too much of .. porn .. to post them here, right? =)

[phil19]

hahah, i guess it's too much of .. porn .. to post them here, right? =)

oh yes. it was too much of porn to really be looking at them at work, but by golly were they good

[Reaver]

oh yes. it was too much of porn to really be looking at them at work, but by golly were they good

here's the million dollar question: was the vagina tight enough?

[phil19]

here's the million dollar question: was the vagina tight enough?

well upon close inspection, im gonna say...yes it was.

[Reaver]

well upon close inspection, im gonna say...yes it was.

hahahahaa, nice. now do the same with that girl this thread is about, so she doesn't have to worry anymore.

[phil19]

hahahahaa, nice. now do the same with that girl this thread is about, so she doesn't have to worry anymore.

id rather she remained worried though