The REAL Poll To End All Polls

[JunkBondTrader]

....i have a feeling this has been done before. if it has ill delete it.

[straylightkid]

jack fucking bauer

[bigal00004]

Jack bauer for sure, but to be fair, he is a fictional character, and Chuck Norris is real.

[1Roth4]

chuck norris is a chump.... he'd plea for his life if he ever ran into bauer....

[imirish06]

how the fuck is chuck norris even getting a single vote when paired with jack bauer

[Stereo Mike]

Vic Mackay.

[JIMMYateEARTH]

Theres a Chuck norris Joke to be made for all those who dare vote against him. Said joke would involve round house kicks to the head I'm sure.

[wasteoftaste]

you Guys Are Fucking Retearded For Picking Chuch Norris. Jack Is The Man, End Of Story.

[Kiss Of Octopus]

jack bauer sucks.


uh oh, banned or something.
i hope jason isnt a 24 fan.

[A000lex]

Chuck Norris is overrated. Jack could destroy him (that is if he weren't fictional)

[DemolitionLover]

Fuck Chuck Norris

[aCe_]

There is no possible way I could choose between these two.

[theredline]

you can't fuck with chuck...

[lackofcolour 13]

Jack Bauer. He's a real person. Chuck Norris is just a character.

[Sureshot182]

why even put the two together. KEIFER whatshisface....yeah right. chuck al the way, no doubt.

[a speedo model]

chuck norris is lame.

[hotttdammmnnn]

chuck norris is lame.
There is no such thing as evolution. Only a list of creatures that Chuck Norris lets live. Chuck Norris never sleeps. He waits. If you can see Chuck Norris, then Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris......you may only be seconds away from death. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

[JIMMYateEARTH]

There is no such thing as evolution. Only a list of creatures that Chuck Norris lets live. Chuck Norris never sleeps. He waits. If you can see Chuck Norris, then Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris......you may only be seconds away from death. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

Nice I like what you did there. I hope you copy and pasted them though

[ResideInMyMind]

Jack Bauer. this poll has been debated endlessly at my high school. but 24 owns... so im goin with JB.

[heytheredelilah]

i think it's so lame when (for example) obviously chuck is winning but everyone on the board said they voted for jack.. UH hello numbers don't lie

[dashboard1190]

don't care.

[mercutio7]

I'm fairly certain Bruce Lee could kick both their asses at the same time.

[RandomHero1230]

Jack Bauer is a fictional character.
Chuck Norris was undefeated for like 10 years in real karate tournaments.


Chuck Norris. End of story.

[Indiepowell]

Jackkk

[Grybo]

danny glover!

[unwritten]

jack.

[lftcoastenvy05]

not enough choices...if this was my poll:

-jack bauer
-chuck norris
-dog the bounty hunter
-hulk hogan

[Broken Parachute]

Chuck Norris is the original, fuck Jack Bauer.

[pincushion doll]

jack bauer and chuck norris both suck equally.

JUGGERNAUT would own them both. end of story.

[crit]

jack

[dontgrabtindy]

chuck

[wyverna]

This should've been public

[Tristan Needler]

how could you vote for a fictitious character over a real person? you guys are just sad that your show is just a show.

[nivek87]

jack>.......chuck norris

[irishpunk14]

Chuck Norris is a baby.

[xRevengeISeekx]

where the fuck did all these chuck norris jokes come from? i still dont get it, is it because he's one of the worst actors of all time?

[boysdontcry17]

come on people. its chuck norris....

[saintjoel]

fuck you chuck norris.

[Blake Solomon]

chuck... easy call there.


wildcard: vin diesel

[gonz]

not enough choices...if this was my poll:

-jack bauer
-chuck norris
-dog the bounty hunter
-hulk hogan

hahaha that woulda been a great poll

also, all you saying that jack bauer is fictional; get real. jack bauer = keifer sutherland and keifer sutherland = jack bauer. do any of you obviously believe that anyone will remember him for anything else then being the #1 badass on TV. a close second would be him being a vampire in Lost Boys, cus that movie is just the greatest.

[Roboman]

jack bauer and chuck norris both suck equally.

JUGGERNAUT would own them both. end of story.

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

[Mula225]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but the Juggernaut sucked in X-3.

Jack Bauer owns you!

[PomonaForEmpusa]

Chuck.. the guy trained with Bruce fuckin Lee

you guys know how cool ninjas and cowboys are separately. what happens when the two are combined? Chuck Norris, that's what happens.

[Thomas Sway]

Are people even kidding with this? Jack Bauer. I didn't even have to think twice. Not only does he kick ass, but you can watch him without wanting to murder yourself.

[Alex DiVincenzo]

Bauer. Norris is washed up.

[luvzXhimXalwayz]

ya kno, i used to have a chuck noris T~Shirt...*clears throat*

[yoyoninjagirl]

chuck norris

[After Hours]

oh man...
I think that Chuck Norris could probably kill Bauer in a duel,
but I like Bauer way better. He's got the "hip factor."

[myjokesmakeucry]

who cares?
we all know dalton from roadhouse could take both of them
or john mclaine

[MADSTA]

The Chuck Norris jokes are just starting to get annoying. Plus, Jack's my boy.

[altemose09]

chuck norris will roundhouse kick you to the face for even making this poll

[Caspel]

I would rather vote for...
Snake Plissken
Crocodile Dundee
John J. Rambo
MacGyver
or if we are talking about real people and not fake characters...
Bruce Lee

[underthetalking]

The people that said Chuck Norris probably can't name any of his movies.

And 24 kicks the fucking shit out of Walker.

[underthetalking]

who cares?
we all know dalton from roadhouse could take both of them
or john mclaine

I agree with John McClane. He is just fucking bad ass.

And Dalton gets points for ripping that guy's throat out.

[SanePsychotic]

Go Chuck!

[Poochemist]

Jack Bauer doesn't train with the patented Total Gym. That's all I'm sayin'.

[Machu505]

Can Jack Bauer slam a revolving door? I didn't think so.