an open letter

[A picasso blue]

Dear Matthew McConnaughey,


STOP MAKING MOVIES




http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies2006/failureposter.jpg





that is all.

[aCe_]

haha...no love for Matthew McConaughey? He does get tiresome.

[Shatter590]

lol. i guess I agree

[fedhed7]

I fucking hate him.

[Andy]

Dear Sarah Jessica Parker:

You will never have a movie career. And your show stunk to high heaven. You are old. Get used to it.

Love, Andy

[Saves The Night]

yeah i dont like him either...

[aCe_]

Dear Sarah Jessica Parker:

You will never have a movie career. And your show stunk to high heaven. You are old. Get used to it.

Love, AndyThank you for putting that out there.

[Shatter590]

Dear Terry Bradshaw

You are not funny on FOX. Why would you think you are funny in films?

[marrost]

He's been on a shit streak, but has done some good work in the past.

[boldt_action]

yeah, he really should cut that out.

[ActorInThisPlay]

wasn't he in U-571 which was a pretty good movie. yeah he needs to stop doing all these stupid little chick flick things.

[Anton Djamoos]

I really liked Reign of Fire.

[kirbs84]

Dear Terry Bradshaw

You are not funny on FOX. Why would you think you are funny in films?

I think of Terry Bradshaw the same way I think of Jack Nicholson. They're both old crazy fucks. I must like them.

P.S.
I know McConnaughey's uncle, I think that means I have to like him too.

[splitsecond]

Dear Sarah Jessica Parker-


Fix your face.



thx

[Suchasucker]

yeah he needs to stop doing all these stupid little chick flick things.
If you were getting paid to make-out with hot girls (sometimes), would you pass up that opportunity?

[gilatron5000]

I really liked Reign of Fire.YES.

Although I think Christian Bale was the best part of that movie.

[A picasso blue]

Dear Sarah Jessica Parker-


Fix your face.



thx
sh'es not hot. she needs a face transplant mroe than that French lady

[Mitch]

Dude, he was in Dazed and Confused. Anyone involved with that movie owns, even Affleck.

[dashboard1190]

sh'es not hot. she needs a face transplant mroe than that French lady

I just did a presentation in science today about her.

Her being the French lady with the face transplant.

That would be funny/cruel to yell "Hey you! With the face!"

[A picasso blue]

Dude, he was in Dazed and Confused. Anyone involved with that movie owns, even Affleck.
i must be the only one who hates that movie.

[Trainsaw]

Dear Sarah Jessica Parker:

You will never have a movie career. And your show stunk to high heaven. You are old. Get used to it.

Love, Andy
can I co-sign that?

[Andy]

can I co-sign that????
only if you reduce the amount of questionmarks.

[Trainsaw]

only if you reduce the amount of questionmarks.
fixed.

[SummerxStars]

Dude, he was in Dazed and Confused. Anyone involved with that movie owns, even Affleck.


Nothing can ever save Affleck.

[Andy]

fixed.
?

Oh, you ment you fixed your post. Ahhh. Im slow.

[thejetstolehome]

Dude, he was in Dazed and Confused. Anyone involved with that movie owns, even Affleck.

affleck was good in that...i don't know if he's been good in anything since (unless chasing amy or mallrats was after...affleck's good when he plays a dick) then, but he was in that. and being in that movie makes someone okay in my book.

[lightcollapse]

Dude, he was in Dazed and Confused. Anyone involved with that movie owns, even Affleck.

affleck always owns. he was the bomb in phantoms, yo.

[Andy]

affleck always owns. he was the bomb in phantoms, yo.
hahaha

Mmmm, Eliza Dushku.

[FstFtsVsFences]

Am I the only one willing to admit that I enjoyed How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days?

[lightcollapse]

Am I the only one willing to admit that I enjoyed How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days?

***

[lanolynn]

affleck always owns. he was the bomb in phantoms, yo.

affleck is the man b/c he's had like 20 bombs in a row and he just makes fun of them with everybody else and then goes and makes another one. he's had jlo and now he's got jennifer gardner, he needs nothing else in life.

[radiofriendly]

Matt Mac. has made some great movies. and some duds

Reign Of Fire
Frailty
Time To Kill

there's probably a couple more, im not thinking of...

[DroppedUrPocket]

Dear Sasquatch,

Why are you looking at me like that?

Sean

[Saves The Night]

I really liked Reign of Fire.i really hated that movie, i mean nuclear weapons couldnt destroy the dragons, but that one arrow with the bomb in it could? I found that sort of a way of saying "we really couldnt think of an ending", i wasnt too impressed with it