Wet Dreamage

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

There isn't quite a feeling other than dreaming an entirely unsexy dream about riding a flying elephant through Townsville - as featured on the Powerpuff Girls - trying to buy your ever-so altruistic aunt a bottle of Cranberry sauce and suddenly waking up realising that you've come, is there?


Discuss with me things that beat this on the scale of OMGWHYDOESTHISONLYHAPPENTOME. :V I will empathise. And if not, I will pretend to. <: Shoot.

[LaDiabla]

Lol Wut?

[killerswells]

Lol Wut?

seriously. wtf mate.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Lol Wut?

seriously. wtf mate.

To be blunt like a raped pencil, "WHAT'S MORE DISGUSTING THAN HAVING A WET DREAM?! JEEEEEZ". Anyone would expect replies that seem less like they were typed out by outsourced people after that explanation.

Thank you. Next to a choir sleeps the cat.

[AJ F]

You are being intentionally cryptic?

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

You are being intentionally cryptic?

No. Why must you misunderstand me?

I have a secret superpower. When I type like this... each time I press a key, some random male in this world gets turned on and has an erection. I've made at least 50 people hard with this post itself.

[LaDiabla]

To be blunt like a raped pencil, "WHAT'S MORE DISGUSTING THAN HAVING A WET DREAM?! JEEEEEZ". Anyone would expect replies that seem less like they were typed out by outsourced people after that explanation.

Thank you. Next to a choir sleeps the cat.

So you blow your load in your sleep. lol Wut, are you like 12? wank more..

[AJ F]

No. Why must you misunderstand me?

I have a secret superpower. When I type like this... each time I press a key, some random male in this world gets turned on and has an erection. I've made at least 50 people hard with this post itself.

You watch too much Jackass or something.

[.invisible ink.]

i've missed you. i understood your post, you get a hardon when you dream about flying through Townsville buying your grandma some cranberry sauce. makes perfect sense to me. whatever floats your boat.

[killerswells]

So you blow your load in your sleep. lol Wut, are you like 12? wank more..

i lol'd.

[derekmoyer4]

there really is not a better way to start the work day then to read the random, albeit disturbing, threads such as these.

[LaDiabla]

i lol'd.

how was portugal the man?

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

i've missed you. i understood your post, you get a hardon when you dream about flying through Townsville buying your grandma some cranberry sauce. makes perfect sense to me. whatever floats your boat.

I've missed you too. And this forum. I returned because I saw my name in the sky beckoning me towards AP's IP address in cyberspace.

Actually I was commenting upon the cruel nature of having a wet dream when it's not even something to get off to. And then, well, waking up all eww. D: I just wanted some inputs to things that were worse than that, ever though I seriously doubted it.

You watch too much Jackass or something.

You misunderstand me too much. I've never seen that movie.

Lol Wut?
So you blow your load in your sleep. lol Wut, are you like 12? wank more..

Excessive Lolwutage. What are you? An ED patron with void for grey matter? Get a dictionary...

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

there really is not a better way to start the work day then to read the random, albeit disturbing, threads such as these.

My quest pretends before the message! Pleased to serve.

[LaDiabla]

I've missed you too. And this forum. I returned because I saw my name in the sky beckoning me towards AP's IP address in cyberspace.

Actually I was commenting upon the cruel nature of having a wet dream when it's not even something to get off to. And then, well, waking up all eww. D: I just wanted some inputs to things that were worse than that, ever though I seriously doubted it.



You misunderstand me too much. I've never seen that movie.




Excessive Lolwutage. What are you? An ED patron with void for grey matter? Get a dictionary...

you blow your load in the sleep. :shrug:

[derekmoyer4]

you blow your load in the sleep. :shrug:
that is very true, he does. so there really is not much else that one can say.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

you blow your load in the sleep. :shrug:

*your.

Read the newspapers carefully. You'll fix your sense of articles.



Also, masturbation is a phenomenon which people who haven't yet transcended the barrier of will power need to embrace.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

that is very true, he does. so there really is not much else that one can say.

Well, actually, there is much to say. Like typing out a bad song.

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
I wanna hold em' like they do in texas, please
Fold em' let em' hit me, raise it baby, stay with me
Luck and intuition play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked i'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what i've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what i've got
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me
Russian roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love, if its not rough it isn't fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what i've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what i've got
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)
I won't tell you that i love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause i'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying
I'm just stunnin'
With my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before i pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause i'm marvelous
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)

[LaDiabla]

*your.

Read the newspapers. You'll get the right articles from there.



Also, masturbation is a phenomenon which people who haven't yet transcended the barrier of will power need to embrace.

i spelled it YOUR

Spast.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

i spelled it YOUR

Spast.


you blow your load in the sleep.

I was talking about the "the". Tu hogi Spast! D:<

[LaDiabla]

you blow your load in the sleep.

I was talking about the "the". Tu hogi Spast! D:<

Makes sense in german so its good enough for me.

spast.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Makes sense in german so its good enough for me.

spast.

Well, what use is there talking to a closed mind? Enjoy that mediocre bubble of yours you call Life™. :> Have a nice day.

[LaDiabla]

Well, what use is there talking to a closed mind? Enjoy that mediocre bubble of yours you call Life™. :> Have a nice day.

Knowing more languages than you definitley makes me a closed mind.

so ein spast.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Knowing more languages than you definitley makes me a closed mind.

so ein spast.

Judgmental, too. How can you be sure I am incapable of conversing in other languages? Underestimation. The second characteristic of an un-open mind.

P.S. You've used "Spast" way too much in the past five minutes. Maybe this would help. http://www.amazon.com/Merriam-Websters-Dictionary-Thesaurus/dp/0877796408

Again, good day.

[thehereaway]

How old is this guy?

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

How old is this guy?

It's a mystery. I forgot.

[derekmoyer4]

It's a mystery. I forgot.
something is wrong with you.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

something is wrong with you.

Something's wrong with July. Something's wrong with this thread. Something's wrong with a Grammar Nazi like me poking an innocent little German girl.

I feel bad already.

[LaDiabla]

Something's wrong with July. Something's wrong with this thread. Something's wrong with a Grammar Nazi like me poking an innocent little German girl.

I feel bad already.

See, there's something worse than blowing your load in YOUR sleep to an unsexy dream.

[derekmoyer4]

Something's wrong with July. Something's wrong with this thread. Something's wrong with a Grammar Nazi like me poking an innocent little German girl.

I feel bad already.
you created the thread, so if something is wrong with it, does that not inherently mean something is wrong with you?

[muttley]

This thread has failed to bring me a single lol. I would have been content with a quick "Ha!" too.

[derekmoyer4]

This thread has failed to bring me a single lol. I would have been content with a quick "Ha!" too.
i have failed to read anything worth even thinking is funny or the slightest bit amusing. oh well, such is life.

[Thesleepingwell]

So you blow your load in your sleep. lol Wut, are you like 12? wank more..

I lol'd

What a terrible thing to admit to...
Is anything on AP kept private?

[killerswells]

how was portugal the man?

awesome. i had a wet dream about it last night actually....

[LaDiabla]

awesome. i had a wet dream about it last night actually....

ahh, unerotic too?

[raychull]

I've missed this. About time.

[Kassie09]

Must suck being a boy.

[mattmatumbo]

You best believe it sucks being a boy.

[thesafeword]

And he's back.

[Charles777]

Well then.

[argg_xo]

Welcome back!

[thesafeword]

Welcome back!
I love how he's getting taken seriously.

[argg_xo]

I love how he's getting taken seriously.
and typing out the lyrics to "poker face"
he's been gone for far too long!

[thesafeword]

and typing out the lyrics to "poker face"
he's been gone for far too long!
No kidding, his bullshit was missed.

[argg_xo]

No kidding, his bullshit was missed.
Agreed.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

See, there's something worse than blowing your load in YOUR sleep to an unsexy dream.

Yes. It's looking back upon my life fifteen years later and realising I've said "Spast" more than the platform snacks into the wealthy assembly.

you created the thread, so if something is wrong with it, does that not inherently mean something is wrong with you?

I neither deny, nor deny that.


Is anything on AP kept private?

I'm only replying to this for I believe that posters feel incredibly lame posting a question that isn't replied to. I have no answer for you. Forty two, perhaps? :V

Must suck being a boy.

Nah. It gets sucked being a boy.

And he's back.
Welcome back!
I've missed this. About time.
Well then.

Such a pleasure to see familiar faces who have grown used to my Modus Operandi. This excites me like censorship struggling opposite the alternative. <:

[Charles777]

Wait, why was I quoted?

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Wait, why was I quoted?

Because people skimming through this thread would see four quoted posts in a hurry without reading and exclaim, "THAT LAD IS JOLLY WELL POPULAR IN THESE PARTS, I SAY!"

[the1]

Oh my fuck, this thread is odd.

[raychull]

I love how he's getting taken seriously.
THIS.

x

[Thesleepingwell]

Oh my fuck, this thread is odd.

Dude, I was thinking the same thing...

[thespearkid]

lol at the new kids who don't recognize him.

[the1]

Dude, I was thinking the same thing...


Trippy man.

[Thesleepingwell]

lol at the new kids who don't recognize him.

Fair point...

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Oh my fuck, this thread is odd.

If one considers the fact that the URL of this thread is http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1207562.

And swallows that the number 1207562 is even, then it is proved beyond doubt that this thread is, in fact, even.

Theoretically speaking, of course.

lol at the new kids who don't recognize him.

Hey, I'm a new kid too, okay?! D:< I'm having fun here. Take that back. Don't give it away.

[phil19]

i had a wet dream last night

[samsara]

:-d

[cowlord]

Wet dreams don't happen that often for me... probably because mine are always trippy and fucked up.

[denissuxx]

If one considers the fact that the URL of this thread is http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1207562.

And swallows that the number 1207562 is even, then it is proved beyond doubt that this thread is, in fact, even.


This is a great post. I applaud you.

To be on topic for once: I have never had a wet dream.

/my participation in shitty thread.

[AlexEnglish]

start jerking at the right age and you will never, and ill repeat NEVER have to deal with this

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

i had a wet dream last night
Wet dreams don't happen that often for me... probably because mine are always trippy and fucked up.

Tell me about it. And if you're lying, fabricate a fancy story.

/my participation in shitty thread.

Well, considering the fact that this thread kicked off with a wet dream description, and that wet dreams are related to sperm, it is proved beyond doubt that this thread is more spermy than shitty.

[phil19]

Tell me about it. And if you're lying, fabricate a fancy story.



Well, considering the fact that this thread kicked off with a wet dream description, and that wet dreams are related to sperm, it is proved beyond doubt that this thread is more spermy than shitty.

i was on a train and my mates had got three strippers for me for my birthday. the strippers did a lot more than just strip

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

i was on a train and my mates had got three strippers for me for my birthday. the strippers did a lot more than just strip

Oooh. Were they called Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup?

[phil19]

Oooh. Were they called Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup?

i didnt catch their names. i was concentrating more on the boobs which were in front of me, but yes, for the purposes of this discussion they can be referred to as Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

i didnt catch their names. i was concentrating more on the boobs which were in front of me, but yes, for the purposes of this discussion they can be referred to as Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup

Did they say things like, "PUNISH US, PROFESSOR UTONIUM. WE'VE BEEN BAD GIRLS."?

For that would imply you are what they call someone with an aura of irresistibility . Or someone with rich friends.

[phil19]

Did they say things like, "PUNISH US, PROFESSOR UTONIUM. WE'VE BEEN BAD GIRLS."?

For that would imply you are what they call someone with an aura of irresistibility . Or someone with rich friends.


hahahahah
no, they were actually fairly 'sweet'. well at least as sweet as three strippers can be

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

hahahahah
no, they were actually fairly 'sweet'. well at least as sweet as three strippers can be

You tasted them?! Ooooh. <: I bet they tasted like sugar, spice and everything nice.

[phil19]

You tasted them?! Ooooh. <: I bet they tasted like sugar, spice and everything nice.

you know it

[optimusrob]

my friend told me once he had a wet dream of me and him rippin bongs in his basement. i was like "why would you tell me that?"

[phil19]

my friend told me once he had a wet dream of me and him rippin bongs in his basement. i was like "why would you tell me that?"

so wrong

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

my friend told me once he had a wet dream of me and him rippin bongs in his basement. i was like "why would you tell me that?"

Did he reply with a heartfelt "I love you." which led to you two making out passionately upon the floor?

[optimusrob]

Did he reply with a heartfelt "I love you." which led to you two making out passionately upon the floor?

that was probably his next dream

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

that was probably his next dream

Ahahahaha! :'D Does he touch you in inappropriate places while making conversation? For that would mean you should disown him if he's capable of getting you drunk and strong enough to tie you helplessly into a chair.

[optimusrob]

Ahahahaha! :'D Does he touch you in inappropriate places while making conversation? For that would mean you should disown him if he's capable of getting you drunk and strong enough to tie you helplessly into a chair.

Im sure he cant... his nickname is the baby. though that is even more reason to disown a baby wet dreamin about me rippin bongs. that is wrong in so many ways

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Im sure he cant... his nickname is the baby. though that is even more reason to disown a baby wet dreamin about me rippin bongs. that is wrong in so many ways

Your friend must be dangerously weird when songs like "Be My Baby" play in movies such as Dirty Dancing. D:

[optimusrob]

Your friend must be dangerously weird when songs like "Be My Baby" play in movies such as Dirty Dancing. D:

understatement. I dont know why people like him actually. this thread has opened my eyes and made me realize that he just can no longer be my friend... or anyones

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

understatement. I dont know why people like him actually. this thread has opened my eyes and made me realize that he just can no longer be my friend... or anyones

Happy I served to ruin a life. Have a nice day.

[intensified]

This kid is officially my least favorite AP member.

[tawtaw]

Never happened to me.

[cowlord]

Tell me about it. And if you're lying, fabricate a fancy story.
.

No i wasn't saying I have trippy wet dreams. I was saying I don't hardly have wet dreams because I have dreams that are just odd

For example, last night I was at school. Went through first period. Suddenly when I walk into 2nd period... everybody turned into an Oompa Loompa...except for me. They were all trying to murder me because I wasn't "one of them". So I ran out of the school to go home when a Pirhana Plant from Mario came out of nowhere and ate me. That's when I woke up.

[disco.tetris]

If one considers the fact that the URL of this thread is http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1207562.

And swallows that the number 1207562 is even, then it is proved beyond doubt that this thread is, in fact, even.

Theoretically speaking, of course.



Well, considering the fact that this thread kicked off with a wet dream description, and that wet dreams are related to sperm, it is proved beyond doubt that this thread is more spermy than shitty.

:hitself: Hahahahahahahahaha.

[intensified]

:hitself: Hahahahahahahahaha.

I love your avatar. Michael Cera is fantastic.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

:hitself: Hahahahahahahahaha.

That coming after the following doesn't speak much of your sense of humour. :V

This thread has failed to bring me a single lol. I would have been content with a quick "Ha!" too.
i have failed to read anything worth even thinking is funny or the slightest bit amusing. oh well, such is life.

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For example, last night I was at school. Went through first period. Suddenly when I walk into 2nd period... everybody turned into an Oompa Loompa...except for me. They were all trying to murder me because I wasn't "one of them". So I ran out of the school to go home when a Pirhana Plant from Mario came out of nowhere and ate me. That's when I woke up.

That was hilarious like a constitutional amendment kissing an expiring crossword! :'D Two menstrual explosions, racism and devourage. So perfect.

[denissuxx]

Tell me about it. And if you're lying, fabricate a fancy story.



Well, considering the fact that this thread kicked off with a wet dream description, and that wet dreams are related to sperm, it is proved beyond doubt that this thread is more spermy than shitty.

Good point.