View Full Version : pulling a kalika
charly horse
03/29/03, 04:40 AM
im pulling a kalika......
hey self wats up?
charly horse
03/29/03, 04:41 AM
nothing to much whats up with you?
charly horse
03/29/03, 04:43 AM
nuthin really just having some good timeschillin with myself how about you
charly horse
03/29/03, 04:43 AM
Originally posted by Greg
stop. now.
u messed me up
poo on you is say poo on you
Originally posted by alsublimereject
u messed me up
poo on you is say poo on you
whoo i'm glad i ruined it. :) ha ha! no hard feelings.
charly horse
03/29/03, 04:47 AM
Originally posted by Greg
whoo i'm glad i ruined it. :) ha ha! no hard feelings.
well ......well...............gah i have no come back ....damnit
Originally posted by alsublimereject
well ......well...............gah i have no come back ....damnit
HAHAHAHA!
charly horse
03/29/03, 04:55 AM
GAh i say GAh.....well lets talk about something greg...how has ur day been so far?!
Originally posted by alsublimereject
GAh i say GAh.....well lets talk about something greg...how has ur day been so far?!
hmm well so far it has been okay. i'm up way too ealry but thaty happens alot so that's all good i guess. but right now i don't know how to feel. happy or depressed. i have reasons to be both. and it's immpossible to be both at the same time. i need to figure out which i am.
charly horse
03/29/03, 05:01 AM
Originally posted by Greg
hmm well so far it has been okay. i'm up way too ealry but thaty happens alot so that's all good i guess. but right now i don't know how to feel. happy or depressed. i have reasons to be both. and it's immpossible to be both at the same time. i need to figure out which i am.
if u were me... or i mean if i were u.... id be happy... its a much better feeling.....how can i help u brighten ur day?! do u want me to tell u this really painful story that brandnew just told me?
Originally posted by alsublimereject
if u were me... or i mean if i were u.... id be happy... its a much better feeling.....how can i help u brighten ur day?! do u want me to tell u this really painful story that brandnew just told me?
i'd like to be cheered up. if you want to tell me the story ok but. how would a painful story brighten my day?
charly horse
03/29/03, 05:08 AM
Originally posted by Greg
i'd like to be cheered up. if you want to tell me the story ok but. how would a painful story brighten my day?
im not sure but i found it a bit chuckling...so yea... ill just copy and paste
Hiperboyz (11:35:11 AM): there is this chick who went to my school who lubed up a broomstick and was masturbating while sitting on her kitchen counter, she heard someone knock on the front door so she jumped off of the counter, the broom hit the floor and jammed up her puss causing sever internal damage.
Allisun
03/29/03, 05:10 AM
Originally posted by alsublimereject
im not sure but i found it a bit chuckling...so yea... ill just copy and paste
Hiperboyz (11:35:11 AM): there is this chick who went to my school who lubed up a broomstick and was masturbating while sitting on her kitchen counter, she heard someone knock on the front door so she jumped off of the counter, the broom hit the floor and jammed up her puss causing sever internal damage.
that didnt REALLY happen did it?
that makes me squeal with PAIN!
Originally posted by alsublimereject
im not sure but i found it a bit chuckling...so yea... ill just copy and paste
Hiperboyz (11:35:11 AM): there is this chick who went to my school who lubed up a broomstick and was masturbating while sitting on her kitchen counter, she heard someone knock on the front door so she jumped off of the counter, the broom hit the floor and jammed up her puss causing sever internal damage.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! god that must have hurt.
charly horse
03/29/03, 05:13 AM
Originally posted by Allisun
that didnt REALLY happen did it?
that makes me squeal with PAIN!
i dont kno if it really happened ask brandnew...but ya this girl at my school stuck a hot dog up her pussy and had to get it surgically removed
Originally posted by alsublimereject
i dont kno if it really happened ask brandnew...but ya this girl at my school stuck a hot dog up her pussy and had to get it surgically removed
a girl at my school stuck a peeled banana up her pussy. and when she tried to take it out it broke. it was at a party and they were embarassed to go to the doctors. so they eventually got it out with spoons. stupid cheerleaders....
charly horse
03/29/03, 05:18 AM
Originally posted by Greg
a girl at my school stuck a peeled banana up her pussy. and when she tried to take it out it broke. it was at a party and they were embarassed to go to the doctors. so they eventually got it out with spoons. stupid cheerleaders....
hahaha spoons........hahaha why didnt they just lick it out... im sure it would be much easier..........i mean they would have to see her pussy neways if theyre sticking spoons up there......
kidinthecorner
03/29/03, 05:18 AM
Holy shit people are retarded. Use a dildo.
charly horse
03/29/03, 05:20 AM
Originally posted by kidinthecorner
Holy shit people are retarded. Use a dildo.
yes i very much agree not that i use a dildo but yea it would be better than any food item...
Originally posted by alsublimereject
yes i very much agree not that i use a dildo but yea it would be better than any food item...
why use a dildo when there are guys that can satisfy you???
charly horse
03/29/03, 05:24 AM
Originally posted by Greg
why use a dildo when there are guys that can satisfy you???
hey thats true to.........wow u guys are smart
Originally posted by alsublimereject
hey thats true to.........wow u guys are smart
damn straight! :D
Stompemplay
03/29/03, 05:30 AM
Originally posted by alsublimereject
yes i very much agree not that i use a dildo but yea it would be better than any food item...
Ill be your dildo:p
theused_FSF
03/29/03, 05:34 AM
dildo's are for ugly chicks and old women like my mom
Originally posted by theused_FSF
dildo's are for ugly chicks and old women like my mom
when i was in 7th grade oen of my friends found his mom's double sided dildo...
kidinthecorner
03/29/03, 05:40 AM
Originally posted by Greg
when i was in 7th grade oen of my friends found his mom's double sided dildo...
One of the kids on my hockey team foudn his friends step-mom's BAG of dildos and shit. She's hot, or so I've heard, and has those ass-bead things where you shove them up ther and then pull and it feels good or someting.. I dunno, sounds kinky.
theused_FSF
03/29/03, 05:43 AM
Originally posted by Greg
when i was in 7th grade oen of my friends found his mom's double sided dildo...
i found my aunt's dildo... it was pink and it had a 9v battery and had beads in it
theused7888
03/29/03, 06:24 AM
Originally posted by theused_FSF
i found my aunt's dildo... it was pink and it had a 9v battery and had beads in it
dan found my mom's.. it was the worst discovery anyone had ever made about my family.. very very scary.. and then dan wanted to play with it, but that's just because he's a homosexual male who shows his cock to everybody..
hot damn!
03/29/03, 06:26 AM
how in the hell did this thread turn into one about sexual toys?!!??
:eek:
Originally posted by PweredByBoredom
how in the hell did this thread turn into one about sexual toys?!!??
:eek:
i have no idea
but it's pretty interesting so who cares.
theused7888
03/29/03, 06:42 AM
Originally posted by Greg
i have no idea
but it's pretty interesting so who cares.
how come any post i'm about to reply to, i see a message from you, and always hit the quote button because i agree? we're not even brothers anymore.. we're 1 person in 2 different bodies...
Originally posted by theused7888
how come any post i'm about to reply to, i see a message from you, and always hit the quote button because i agree? we're not even brothers anymore.. we're 1 person in 2 different bodies...
i don't know. we're just that special.
ok lets talk about sheep.
sheep are nice and fluffy and they help me sleep when i count them.
FishAlotNBePunk
03/29/03, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by kalika
ok lets talk about sheep.
sheep are nice and fluffy and they help me sleep when i count them.
i havnt had sheep in a long time.
day in paradise
03/29/03, 12:39 PM
:eek:
Allisun
03/29/03, 12:49 PM
counting sheep never worked for me
Originally posted by Allisun
counting sheep never worked for me
me either but i just wanted to get off the subject of dildos. i saw a pic of a sheep on the front of a book and decided to change the subject
hot damn!
03/29/03, 12:55 PM
hey seth, i hear new zealand has alot of sheep :eek:
Why do new zealanders have velcro on their fly?
cos sheep recognise the sound of zippers.
counting sleep never helps me sleep. if anything it keeps me up longer.
hot damn!
03/29/03, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by kalika
Why do new zealanders have velcro on their fly?
cos sheep recognise the sound of zippers.
i dont get it
FishAlotNBePunk
03/29/03, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by PweredByBoredom
i dont get it
wheres my avatar bitch
Originally posted by PweredByBoredom
i dont get it
new zealanders have a reputation for sheep shagging
Allisun
03/29/03, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by kalika
new zealanders have a reputation for sheep shagging
ive never heard that one before, good to know.
hot damn!
03/29/03, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by kalika
new zealanders have a reputation for sheep shagging
hahaha whoa
Originally posted by PweredByBoredom
hahaha whoa
hey it only just came to my att. that u r mod. yay for bill.
(floodage like whAo) haaha :D
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