My teacher made a pass at me!

[simensays]

I'm taking summer classes and today we had an exam. I was a late finisher so she said i can finish it up in her office. I got to her office, and she gave me my exam, and put the answer key right fucking next to me. I didn't know what that meant, maybe a test, so i didnt look, and finished up my test after about 5 minutes.
I finished, and was about to leave and she starts asking me questions.
I'm being extremely nice, smiling, laughing, making great conversation. So i continue, and make a joke and she starts laughing and puts her arm on my leg,rubs it, and keeps it there. I didn't skip a beat and continued dropping jokes. While dropping jokes i start to think "should i let this happen".
Shes very attractive, but c'mon, im 22, she's 38.
So i finally do this ballsy move.
Her hand is still and my knee, so I placed my hand on her hand that's on my knee, and quickly said "i'm learning so much, this is a great class". I got up, she stood up with me, and I said "i'll see you tomorrow". Shockingly, she replies "i hope so (mynamehere)"

So i got the fuck out of there.
WHAT THE FUCK!
i think shes going through a midlife crisis. What should i do? Should i stay away, or should i plow her? She supposedly has a husband and KIDS!
Honestly, i won't plow her, but what do you guys think?

[voncorn]

Plow her. You'll be able to tell a wonderful story about being pounced by a cougar for the rest of your life.

Also, pics plz.

[kwsqd]

plow the fuck out of her

[jay_klinkhammer]

Yeah, you can't miss out on that. Homewreck away.

[LaDiabla]

Didnt read what OP posted, but

Misses Teacher bangs a boy.

[simensays]

Plow her. You'll be able to tell a wonderful story about being pounced by a cougar for the rest of your life.

Also, pics plz.


how do i take a picture and not be a creeper?

[jay_klinkhammer]

how do i take a picture and not be a creeper?


It sounds like she would already let you anyway.

[Greek]

What are you waiting for?

[CS Lewis]

Simon says hit it.

[MarsEatWorld]

It sounds like she would already let you anyway.
hahahaaha

[voncorn]

hahahaaha

Great avatar. Single File are truly under appreciated (outside of Colorado).

[makeshiftmind]

go for it

[I am Mick]

My high school had like 5 female teachers who were ridiculously attractive/cute/bomb as fuck, I envy you. DO IT.

[MarsEatWorld]

Great avatar. Single File are truly under appreciated (outside of Colorado).
Thanks :D I really enjoy all their music.

[lowemae]

all systems go

[voncorn]

Thanks :D I really enjoy all their music.

Yes, they are incredibly talented for their genre, nearly every song of theirs is a gem. The older EPs are incredible. I must say though that I greatly prefer the No More Sadface EP recordings of "Zombies" and "Melody of You" over the album versions. Kinda saddened me that the rerecordings weren't nearly as good.

[lfdfforever]

fuck her already

[thesafeword]

Do you even have to fucking ask?

[simensays]

Do you even have to fucking ask?

kinda. Look, she is completely plowable. But, seriously. Should it be a one-and-done kinda thing or should I plow whenever she comes calling? This is a big step in a mans life guys.

[DejaNew]

SERIOUSLY? Why are you even thinking about this? Every teenage boy dreams of this shit!

[DejaNew]

kinda. Look, she is completely plowable. But, seriously. Should it be a one-and-done kinda thing or should I plow whenever she comes calling? This is a big step in a mans life guys.
That's a better question, but you have to do it at least once.

[bard]

kinda. Look, she is completely plowable. But, seriously. Should it be a one-and-done kinda thing or should I plow whenever she comes calling? This is a big step in a mans life guys.
i think it's obvious:

http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/

show us her information, see if anyone else posted anything about her on this site, etc...


great site btw

[simensays]

fine its done. starting tomorrow i'll give her the signs that i'm willing to do the deed.
this might be a dumb question but, i should surely get an A right?

[thesafeword]

fine its done. starting tomorrow i'll give her the signs that i'm willing to do the deed.
this might be a dumb question but, i should surely get an A right?
Oh yeah.

[DejaNew]

fine its done. starting tomorrow i'll give her the signs that i'm willing to do the deed.
this might be a dumb question but, i should surely get an A right?
Depends on how you perform.
Also, let us know what happens tomorrow.

[Neo Cassady]

Didnt read what OP posted, but

Misses Teacher bangs a boy.

Niccccccccccccccccce.



Seriously though, when I saw the thread I figured you were 14 or something. But you're an adult, she's an adult, you both know the academic consequences of romantic involvement.

Consequences only apply until she's not your teacher anymore. Then, by all means, plow away.

[simensays]

Depends on how you perform.
Also, let us know what happens tomorrow.

now there's a lot of pressure for me to perform well. Hell, maybe i blew my chance today (NO PUN!). I somehow have to get her alone, i'm sure once i do she'll do the rest. Wish me luck

[simensays]

Niccccccccccccccccce.



Seriously though, when I saw the thread I figured you were 14 or something. But you're an adult, she's an adult, you both know the academic consequences of romantic involvement.

Consequences only apply until she's not your teacher anymore. Then, by all means, plow away.

Well after next Thursday she wont be my teacher anymore. however, for some reason i feel like she likes that i'm her student. When im not, i don't think it will be the same. Nevertheless, if and when I do it, it will merely be adding a notch to my young belt.

[.invisible ink.]

plow her.

[phil19]

i fail to see any problem with this scenario. you said she was hot. go for it stud

[AJ F]

Jesus hates a pussy. So man up and fuck her! Take a couple viagras, they'll get you as stiff as a 2x4. Seriously, you could slam a door on your dick after 2 viagras and it wouldn't hurt. So quite pussy footing around the bitch and next time you have her alone just drop trou and let her make the next move! Jesus fucking christ why can't this shit happen to me. People like you need to learn to appreciate shit like this cuz when your fucking 65 your going to wish you fucked her so you have something to brag about to your half-dead shuffle board cronies at your retirment home!

[argg_xo]

plow her

[kaoskid]

It's a landslide, man.
Do it.
I may be a bit naive because of my age, but seriously...the wisest of the wise would tell you to do this.

[makeshiftmind]

If the sex is bad your grade will suffer!

[cirerelleum]

i say plow. go for an A+

[Jake Denning]

http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/aw-crap-mine-truck-runs-over-pickup.jpg

TRUCK HER

[SincerelyMe]

Do it. If nothing else, it'll make a good story.


Didnt read what OP posted, but

Misses Teacher bangs a boy.

South Park reference FTW.

[tawtaw]

http://b1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00545/14/65/545305641_s.gif

[TheSkyline]

do it do it do it do it do it.

[ArmedROBery]

Do it dude. All the way.

Be sure to say something suave when you're plowing her too, like "How would you grade my oral report, Ms. _____ ?" or "My money shot is A+ !"

[PezMullet]

LrSb_W768QY

[samsara]

Just fucking do her.

[deathinkosovo]

Why do people keep replying during the night hours? Telling him to "fucking do her" is redundant. By now he knows he's doing to bang the crap out of her, so why does he need more convincing? If anything, we should be putting forth suggestions.

Use a flavored condom! Her snatch probably tastes funny.

[thespearkid]

cool story, bro.

[jwicklun]

plow her and pray she doesn't play a fatal attraction on your ass

[crimsonandclovr]

i'm not sure if this is the right sentiment, but, enjoy yourself :)

[tawtaw]

Do it dude. All the way.

Be sure to say something suave when you're plowing her too, like "How would you grade my oral report, Ms. _____ ?" or "My money shot is A+ !"

The second one. Definitely the second one.

[I'm DC]

Hit that like a home run!

Why should there be any question!

[Truman122]

We're all pullin' for ya buddy. Make us proud.

PS: Oh and dude get some pictures. If shes this desperate (not because she's fucking you, but because he husband obviously doesn't give her the proper lovin') she'll definatley do whatever you want her to.

PSS: Slap her ass with a ruler.

PSSS: Give her that lovin' down under. :tongue:

[Animalhill]

I'm taking summer classes and today we had an exam. I was a late finisher so she said i can finish it up in her office. I got to her office, and she gave me my exam, and put the answer key right fucking next to me. I didn't know what that meant, maybe a test, so i didnt look, and finished up my test after about 5 minutes.
I finished, and was about to leave and she starts asking me questions.
I'm being extremely nice, smiling, laughing, making great conversation. So i continue, and make a joke and she starts laughing and puts her arm on my leg,rubs it, and keeps it there. I didn't skip a beat and continued dropping jokes. While dropping jokes i start to think "should i let this happen".
Shes very attractive, but c'mon, im 22, she's 38.
So i finally do this ballsy move.
Her hand is still and my knee, so I placed my hand on her hand that's on my knee, and quickly said "i'm learning so much, this is a great class". I got up, she stood up with me, and I said "i'll see you tomorrow". Shockingly, she replies "i hope so (mynamehere)"

So i got the fuck out of there.
WHAT THE FUCK!
i think shes going through a midlife crisis. What should i do? Should i stay away, or should i plow her? She supposedly has a husband and KIDS!
Honestly, i won't plow her, but what do you guys think?
GIVE HER YOUR SEED SIR!

[Regards]

I'm taking summer classes and today we had an exam. I was a late finisher so she said i can finish it up in her office. I got to her office, and she gave me my exam, and put the answer key right fucking next to me. I didn't know what that meant, maybe a test, so i didnt look, and finished up my test after about 5 minutes.
I finished, and was about to leave and she starts asking me questions.
I'm being extremely nice, smiling, laughing, making great conversation. So i continue, and make a joke and she starts laughing and puts her arm on my leg,rubs it, and keeps it there. I didn't skip a beat and continued dropping jokes. While dropping jokes i start to think "should i let this happen".
Shes very attractive, but c'mon, im 22, she's 38.
So i finally do this ballsy move.
Her hand is still and my knee, so I placed my hand on her hand that's on my knee, and quickly said "i'm learning so much, this is a great class". I got up, she stood up with me, and I said "i'll see you tomorrow". Shockingly, she replies "i hope so (mynamehere)"

So i got the fuck out of there.
WHAT THE FUCK!
i think shes going through a midlife crisis. What should i do? Should i stay away, or should i plow her? She supposedly has a husband and KIDS!
Honestly, i won't plow her, but what do you guys think?
I'm going to go ahead and be the voice of reason and say don't be an idiot. Especially if there is a husband and kids involved. I mean seriously? How much would this tear the kids apart, let alone the husband!

Take the higher ground.

[perceptrons]

I'm going to go ahead and be the voice of reason and say don't be an idiot. Especially if there is a husband and kids involved. I mean seriously? How much would this tear the kids apart, let alone the husband!

Take the higher ground.
Because this guy is obviously the only one she would ever cheat on her husband with.

Oh wait, this is the real world.

However, I agree, cheating on either end is bad mmmkay?

[Regards]

Because this guy is obviously the only one she would ever cheat on her husband with.

Oh wait, this is the real world.

However, I agree, cheating on either end is bad mmmkay?
Oh, so that makes it okay? Gottcha.

[Animalhill]

I'm going to go ahead and be the voice of reason and say don't be an idiot. Especially if there is a husband and kids involved. I mean seriously? How much would this tear the kids apart, let alone the husband!

Take the higher ground.
If he doesn't tag it, someone else is going to. She obviously is no classy broad, so it might as well be him.

[Manicapathy]

fine its done. starting tomorrow i'll give her the signs that i'm willing to do the deed.
this might be a dumb question but, i should surely get an A right?
Wear this shirt
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m214/bruno0887/Sexytime.jpg

[Regards]

If he doesn't tag it, someone else is going to. She obviously is no classy broad, so it might as well be him.
See:
Oh, so that makes it okay? Gottcha.

[Animalhill]

See:
Haha I can totally understand your perspective man. I guess this is probably just the way I justify being a homewrecker ;-)

[PunkDrums182]

This is like a fantasy come true for a lot people, do it.

[Regards]

Haha I can totally understand your perspective man. I guess this is probably just the way I justify being a homewrecker ;-)
Whatever floats your boat broski. I'm just offering my 2 cents to the dude who was asking for it.

[Animalhill]

Whatever floats your boat broski. I'm just offering my 2 cents to the dude who was asking for it.
I know dude! No worries at all- I was doing the same.

[ship of fools]

have you considered anal

[Reaver]

i don't think i could do this. but if you can, go ahead!

[thatwasamoment]

I'm going to the wrong school...

[I <3 Proxies]

I can't wait to find out what happens...

[Brissona]

PLOW!!!!!

reverse cowboy on her desk :overhead:

[fadedmemories]

You should consider this as a once in a lifetime opportunity and fuck her like you're going to die tomorrow.

[Brissona]

where do you go to school dude I gotta check that faculty list out!
I'm half hoping its my fuckin school!!

[MarsEatWorld]

I'm going to the wrong school...
Is it bad that I laughed at your User title?

[SLoT]

Don't.

It will ruin your life.

Trust me.

[Reaver]

Don't.

It will ruin your life.

Trust me.

now that's a story i want to hear.

[Ben09]

You're a pussy if you don't

[SLoT]

now that's a story i want to hear.
It's a story I'd love to tell, but unfortunately I have a legal contract stating I am unable to do so.

[simensays]

Here’s how today went
I got to class about 10 minutes late. When I walked in, I had to go across the room to get to my usual seat. Once I got there, I saw two little kids sitting at her computer. So basically she brought her kids to class today. At that moment I thought to myself “Simensays, what are you about to do. Let this go, forget about her.” So I went on with class like usual.
At the end of class, I’m packing up my bag to leave and she comes to my desk and says “Hey Simensays*, are you understanding the material, or do you need some extra help.” I reply with “no, I’m understanding everything alright.” And I continue to pack my bag and get out of my desk and leave. However she’s blocking my desk, so I started to weasel my way out. So she says to me “You have a quiz to make up, do you want to do it today? And I reply with “No, I’m allowed to drop two quizzes, I’ll make that one of them.”
At this point she clearly starts to get angry and walks off. Childishly she tries to beat me out of the room by saying “c’mon kids” and tries to hustle them out the door. I allow it, and nonchalantly follow behind. I get outside and a girl from class (hot girl) starts talking to me. I of course indulge in conversation. This is when our teacher sees me talking to her and stares angrily. I glance at her just to see her give me this evil “fuck you” look. I continue the conversation with the hot chick and I can feel her eyes burning into the side of my head, hell, my perifs could see her standing there staring.
Now this is where for some reason I decide to start playing games, which I shouldn’t have. The hot girl is talking about class, and how she wants to get an A, so I somehow go in for this awesomely long hug. The hot girl seems like she doesn’t want to leave my warm embrace as she rests her head on my chest. I then proceed to rub her back and even do that little head/hair caress.
The teacher is strapping in her kids still giving me that “you’re dead” look.
So I figure, either she is going to screw me out of my A (I have an 89.3 with a final to take) or she is going to force herself on me on our next meeting. I want an A, and I kinda don’t mind getting raped by a chick. Now I’m scared. BTW, I got the hot chicks number.
GOD BLESS UGA

[Reaver]

Here’s how today went
I got to class about 10 minutes late. When I walked in, I had to go across the room to get to my usual seat. Once I got there, I saw two little kids sitting at her computer. So basically she brought her kids to class today. At that moment I thought to myself “Simensays, what are you about to do. Let this go, forget about her.” So I went on with class like usual.
At the end of class, I’m packing up my bag to leave and she comes to my desk and says “Hey Simensays*, are you understanding the material, or do you need some extra help.” I reply with “no, I’m understanding everything alright.” And I continue to pack my bag and get out of my desk and leave. However she’s blocking my desk, so I started to weasel my way out. So she says to me “You have a quiz to make up, do you want to do it today? And I reply with “No, I’m allowed to drop two quizzes, I’ll make that one of them.”
At this point she clearly starts to get angry and walks off. Childishly she tries to beat me out of the room by saying “c’mon kids” and tries to hustle them out the door. I allow it, and nonchalantly follow behind. I get outside and a girl from class (hot girl) starts talking to me. I of course indulge in conversation. This is when our teacher sees me talking to her and stares angrily. I glance at her just to see her give me this evil “fuck you” look. I continue the conversation with the hot chick and I can feel her eyes burning into the side of my head, hell, my perifs could see her standing there staring.
Now this is where for some reason I decide to start playing games, which I shouldn’t have. The hot girl is talking about class, and how she wants to get an A, so I somehow go in for this awesomely long hug. The hot girl seems like she doesn’t want to leave my warm embrace as she rests her head on my chest. I then proceed to rub her back and even do that little head/hair caress.
The teacher is strapping in her kids still giving me that “you’re dead” look.
So I figure, either she is going to screw me out of my A (I have an 89.3 with a final to take) or she is going to force herself on me on our next meeting. I want an A, and I kinda don’t mind getting raped by a chick. Now I’m scared. BTW, I got the hot chicks number.
GOD BLESS UGA

she got her kids around and still wants to flirt with you? wow what a bitch, lol. do them both, homey.

[TheGoodnightMoon]

If you don't fuck both of them, we're going to need you to turn your dick in.

[maxvsmaradona]

Plow her.

plow the fuck out of her

Homewreck away.

all systems go

All of these.

Jesus hates a pussy. So man up and fuck her! Take a couple viagras, they'll get you as stiff as a 2x4. Seriously, you could slam a door on your dick after 2 viagras and it wouldn't hurt. So quite pussy footing around the bitch and next time you have her alone just drop trou and let her make the next move! Jesus fucking christ why can't this shit happen to me. People like you need to learn to appreciate shit like this cuz when your fucking 65 your going to wish you fucked her so you have something to brag about to your half-dead shuffle board cronies at your retirment home!

This is the best advice I may have ever read.

plow her and pray she doesn't play a fatal attraction on your ass

That.

I'm going to go ahead and be the voice of reason and say don't be an idiot. Especially if there is a husband and kids involved. I mean seriously? How much would this tear the kids apart, let alone the husband!

Take the higher ground.

Not this.

Here’s how today went
I got to class about 10 minutes late. When I walked in, I had to go across the room to get to my usual seat. Once I got there, I saw two little kids sitting at her computer. So basically she brought her kids to class today. At that moment I thought to myself “Simensays, what are you about to do. Let this go, forget about her.” So I went on with class like usual.
At the end of class, I’m packing up my bag to leave and she comes to my desk and says “Hey Simensays*, are you understanding the material, or do you need some extra help.” I reply with “no, I’m understanding everything alright.” And I continue to pack my bag and get out of my desk and leave. However she’s blocking my desk, so I started to weasel my way out. So she says to me “You have a quiz to make up, do you want to do it today? And I reply with “No, I’m allowed to drop two quizzes, I’ll make that one of them.”
At this point she clearly starts to get angry and walks off. Childishly she tries to beat me out of the room by saying “c’mon kids” and tries to hustle them out the door. I allow it, and nonchalantly follow behind. I get outside and a girl from class (hot girl) starts talking to me. I of course indulge in conversation. This is when our teacher sees me talking to her and stares angrily. I glance at her just to see her give me this evil “fuck you” look. I continue the conversation with the hot chick and I can feel her eyes burning into the side of my head, hell, my perifs could see her standing there staring.
Now this is where for some reason I decide to start playing games, which I shouldn’t have. The hot girl is talking about class, and how she wants to get an A, so I somehow go in for this awesomely long hug. The hot girl seems like she doesn’t want to leave my warm embrace as she rests her head on my chest. I then proceed to rub her back and even do that little head/hair caress.
The teacher is strapping in her kids still giving me that “you’re dead” look.
So I figure, either she is going to screw me out of my A (I have an 89.3 with a final to take) or she is going to force herself on me on our next meeting. I want an A, and I kinda don’t mind getting raped by a chick. Now I’m scared. BTW, I got the hot chicks number.
GOD BLESS UGA

Idiot. You could have had sex with a cougar, but you get a cub's number? WTF man. WTF.

edit: however, it is a win win situation either way. Also, screw grades, fuck teachers. just sayin'.

[Regards]

All of these.



This is the best advice I may have ever read.



That.



Not this.



Idiot. You could have had sex with a cougar, but you get a cub's number? WTF man. WTF.

edit: however, it is a win win situation either way. Also, screw grades, fuck teachers. just sayin'.
Idiot.

[Kassie09]

idk why you aren't banging her?

[maxvsmaradona]

Idiot.

We can't block his cock, we here on AP.net should be guiding his cock.

[Regards]

We can't block his cock, we here on AP.net should be guiding his cock.
And destroying lives evidently.

Anyways I'm calling shinanigans on this whole thing anyways. Fake account.

[maxvsmaradona]

And destroying lives evidently.

Anyways I'm calling shinanigans on this whole thing anyways. Fake account.

Calling shenanigans is some serious shit, man. If fake, then call away.

[MarsEatWorld]

If you don't fuck both of them, we're going to need you to turn your dick in.
hahhahhaaaa

[Manicapathy]

Here’s how today went
I got to class about 10 minutes late. When I walked in, I had to go across the room to get to my usual seat. Once I got there, I saw two little kids sitting at her computer. So basically she brought her kids to class today. At that moment I thought to myself “Simensays, what are you about to do. Let this go, forget about her.” So I went on with class like usual.
At the end of class, I’m packing up my bag to leave and she comes to my desk and says “Hey Simensays*, are you understanding the material, or do you need some extra help.” I reply with “no, I’m understanding everything alright.” And I continue to pack my bag and get out of my desk and leave. However she’s blocking my desk, so I started to weasel my way out. So she says to me “You have a quiz to make up, do you want to do it today? And I reply with “No, I’m allowed to drop two quizzes, I’ll make that one of them.”
At this point she clearly starts to get angry and walks off. Childishly she tries to beat me out of the room by saying “c’mon kids” and tries to hustle them out the door. I allow it, and nonchalantly follow behind. I get outside and a girl from class (hot girl) starts talking to me. I of course indulge in conversation. This is when our teacher sees me talking to her and stares angrily. I glance at her just to see her give me this evil “fuck you” look. I continue the conversation with the hot chick and I can feel her eyes burning into the side of my head, hell, my perifs could see her standing there staring.
Now this is where for some reason I decide to start playing games, which I shouldn’t have. The hot girl is talking about class, and how she wants to get an A, so I somehow go in for this awesomely long hug. The hot girl seems like she doesn’t want to leave my warm embrace as she rests her head on my chest. I then proceed to rub her back and even do that little head/hair caress.
The teacher is strapping in her kids still giving me that “you’re dead” look.
So I figure, either she is going to screw me out of my A (I have an 89.3 with a final to take) or she is going to force herself on me on our next meeting. I want an A, and I kinda don’t mind getting raped by a chick. Now I’m scared. BTW, I got the hot chicks number.
GOD BLESS UGA
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m280/z28madman/UGA.jpg

[thesafeword]

Is it bad that I laughed at your User title?
I laughed too.

[thesafeword]

OP, fuck the teacher for an A, don't tell anybody and continue your shit with the hot girl. How fucking stupid are you?

[TheSkyline]

OP, fuck the teacher for an A, don't tell anybody and continue your shit with the hot girl. How fucking stupid are you?

haha seriously. Simple solution, don't know why he didn't do it..

[TheSkyline]

Holy shit, does the OP not see the amazing opportunity he has? Girl says she has to get an A in that class, the teacher likes the OP, and the girl probably likes the OP. A three way is the solution to everything. OP gets to fuck both girls, and the chick will probably get an A in the class. Get to work.

[Brissona]

still waiting for a name drop on this teacher man, I'm gonna give her 5's across the board on ratemyprofessor.com

[jawstheme]

And destroying lives evidently.

Anyways I'm calling shinanigans on this whole thing anyways. Fake account.

Agreed.

[MarsEatWorld]

still waiting for a name drop on this teacher man, I'm gonna give her 5's across the board on ratemyprofessor.com
bahaahhahhaaa

[simensays]

And destroying lives evidently.

Anyways I'm calling shinanigans on this whole thing anyways. Fake account.
I have over 400 posts, how is that a fake account? And that hurts btw

We can't block his cock, we here on AP.net should be guiding his cock.
yes. Guide my cock. Be my cock-guide

Calling shenanigans is some serious shit, man. If fake, then call away.
It hurts

Holy shit, does the OP not see the amazing opportunity he has? Girl says she has to get an A in that class, the teacher likes the OP, and the girl probably likes the OP. A three way is the solution to everything. OP gets to fuck both girls, and the chick will probably get an A in the class. Get to work.
It's not that easy. I'm too scared now with all this pressure. She's 38, how can i successfully plow a 38year old. She's been plowed, that garden is all dug up. Now, the hot girl, she i will plow, most definitely.

still waiting for a name drop on this teacher man, I'm gonna give her 5's across the board on ratemyprofessor.com
i'll drop it after next friday, then i'm no longer her student

i don't think i could do this. but if you can, go ahead!
explain your reasoning's please. I need another viewpoint.

[killerswells]

Here’s how today went
I got to class about 10 minutes late. When I walked in, I had to go across the room to get to my usual seat. Once I got there, I saw two little kids sitting at her computer. So basically she brought her kids to class today. At that moment I thought to myself “Simensays, what are you about to do. Let this go, forget about her.” So I went on with class like usual.
At the end of class, I’m packing up my bag to leave and she comes to my desk and says “Hey Simensays*, are you understanding the material, or do you need some extra help.” I reply with “no, I’m understanding everything alright.” And I continue to pack my bag and get out of my desk and leave. However she’s blocking my desk, so I started to weasel my way out. So she says to me “You have a quiz to make up, do you want to do it today? And I reply with “No, I’m allowed to drop two quizzes, I’ll make that one of them.”
At this point she clearly starts to get angry and walks off. Childishly she tries to beat me out of the room by saying “c’mon kids” and tries to hustle them out the door. I allow it, and nonchalantly follow behind. I get outside and a girl from class (hot girl) starts talking to me. I of course indulge in conversation. This is when our teacher sees me talking to her and stares angrily. I glance at her just to see her give me this evil “fuck you” look. I continue the conversation with the hot chick and I can feel her eyes burning into the side of my head, hell, my perifs could see her standing there staring.
Now this is where for some reason I decide to start playing games, which I shouldn’t have. The hot girl is talking about class, and how she wants to get an A, so I somehow go in for this awesomely long hug. The hot girl seems like she doesn’t want to leave my warm embrace as she rests her head on my chest. I then proceed to rub her back and even do that little head/hair caress.
The teacher is strapping in her kids still giving me that “you’re dead” look.
So I figure, either she is going to screw me out of my A (I have an 89.3 with a final to take) or she is going to force herself on me on our next meeting. I want an A, and I kinda don’t mind getting raped by a chick. Now I’m scared. BTW, I got the hot chicks number.
GOD BLESS UGA

if you dont fuck the teacher and the hot chick, you dont deserve to be a man.

[Animalhill]

if you dont fuck the teacher and the hot chick, you dont deserve to be a man.
hahaha we would be best friends. This is pretty much what I said, except in the command form of, "Give her your seed son!"

[Regards]

I have over 400 posts, how is that a fake account? And that hurts btw


yes. Guide my cock. Be my cock-guide


It hurts


It's not that easy. I'm too scared now with all this pressure. She's 38, how can i successfully plow a 38year old. She's been plowed, that garden is all dug up. Now, the hot girl, she i will plow, most definitely.


i'll drop it after next friday, then i'm no longer her student


explain your reasoning's please. I need another viewpoint.
Then fake post. Whatever you want. And if this is a real situation, then I'd hope you'd have half the brain to understand how absolutely stupid it would be to act on this.

[GetWellBoss]

Holy shit, does the OP not see the amazing opportunity he has? Girl says she has to get an A in that class, the teacher likes the OP, and the girl probably likes the OP. A three way is the solution to everything. OP gets to fuck both girls, and the chick will probably get an A in the class. Get to work.

I second this. But first i would bang the teacher to set a precedent.

So here's the plan(i would do).

Go visit the teacher. Bang her. Wait a few days.
Bring in the hot girl to her office. Start talking about class while looking at the teacher and nodding your head at the hot girl as in like "ya teacher? want that too?"
Proceed to having a threesome.

[killerswells]

hahaha we would be best friends. This is pretty much what I said, except in the command form of, "Give her your seed son!"

seriously. i wouldnt even have asked AP this question, i would have fucked the teacher, then posted her faculty picture in a thread describing in detail the sexual encounter. then i would have fucked the younger chick, and posted the most revealing, sexually explicit facebook picture of her for all to see. and then bask im my self glory.

yes ladies and gentlemen, i am an asshole, you can now kindly go fuck yourselves.

[GetWellBoss]

seriously. i wouldnt even have asked AP this question, i would have fucked the teacher, then posted her faculty picture in a thread describing in detail the sexual encounter. then i would have fucked the younger chick, and posted the most revealing, sexually explicit facebook picture of her for all to see. and then bask im my self glory.

yes ladies and gentlemen, i am an asshole, you can now kindly go fuck yourselves.

i totally concur with this. that's EXACTLY what i thought he should do. It must be the age. haha.

[Animalhill]

seriously. i wouldnt even have asked AP this question, i would have fucked the teacher, then posted her faculty picture in a thread describing in detail the sexual encounter. then i would have fucked the younger chick, and posted the most revealing, sexually explicit facebook picture of her for all to see. and then bask im my self glory.

yes ladies and gentlemen, i am an asshole, you can now kindly go fuck yourselves.
hahahaha YES! We are of a similar breed my friend.

[perceptrons]

Oh, so that makes it okay? Gottcha.
I agreed with you at the end of my post, way to read.

[Reaver]

explain your reasoning's please. I need another viewpoint.

idk, but if i imagine my teacher trying to seduce me, that would feel so super awkward. i just can't imagine me getting horny out of that. but, i ain't able to have sex with someone i don't love either, so that probably shouldn't be your problem.

[simensays]

idk, but if i imagine my teacher trying to seduce me, that would feel so super awkward. i just can't imagine me getting horny out of that. but, i ain't able to have sex with someone i don't love either, so that probably shouldn't be your problem.

understood. I can screw a girl I dont love. hell, all the girls ive hooked up with i didn't even like. Im too young for that. but i totally understand where you're coming from

[Reaver]

understood. I can screw a girl I dont love. hell, all the girls ive hooked up with i didn't even like. Im too young for that. but i totally understand where you're coming from

i'm fine with that as well. i really thought you'd call me a pussy or something, haha.
so, go and screw those bitches. and don't forget to tell every detail.

[BryterJonah]

Sex is ak47???

[Reaver]

Sex is ak47???

lolwut?

[fake empire]

Then fake post. Whatever you want. And if this is a real situation, then I'd hope you'd have half the brain to understand how absolutely stupid it would be to act on this.
Shut the fuck up. This is every guy's dream. What the fuck is wrong with you?

[fake empire]

If you don't fuck her you're a moron. You'll regret it for the rest of your life!

[kdefrisc]

have you considered anal

lol i'm suprised it took 5 pages before an anal comment was made

[llwilliamsll]

How is there any questions, doubts, consideration for this situation? You fuck her, and you fuck her good.

And ask her to grade you afterwards.

[I <3 Proxies]

Seriously, if you don't fuck her, I'm gonna find you, and kill you.

[maxvsmaradona]

Seriously, if you don't fuck her, I'm gonna find you, and kill you.

you're 15... have you even hit puberty yet?

[cowlord]

you're 15... have you even hit puberty yet?

Either you can't remember being 15 or you were one late bloomer.

[I <3 Proxies]

you're 15... have you even hit puberty yet?

see below

Either you can't remember being 15 or you were one late bloomer.

:thumbup:

[Sic Transit Zeb]

Uhhh, fuck her.

[thehereaway]

this is like every guy's dream come true, plow her

[Heart-A-Tact]

Would this be cool? Yes. Could this lead to bigger problems? Yes.

[argg_xo]

Would this be cool? Yes. Could this lead to bigger problems? Yes.
Does Miss Cleo see this happening in her cards?

[llwilliamsll]

This has inspired me to beat off to teacher doing student porn tonight.

[denissuxx]

have you considered anal

Epic.

I can't wait to find out what happens...

Epic username.

Wear this shirt
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m214/bruno0887/Sexytime.jpg

Watched this today, Epic.

This has inspired me to beat off to teacher doing student porn tonight.

I lol'd. Epic.

[Roboman]

You go to UGA? Hahahaha...

[I <3 Proxies]

Epic.



Epic username.



Watched this today, Epic.



I lol'd. Epic.
epic use of epic

[denissuxx]

epic use of epic

Thanks.

[I <3 Proxies]

Thanks.
you're very welcome sir.

[denissuxx]

you're very welcome sir.

Your username leads me to believe you're a troll/secondary account/new account of a previously banned user.

[I <3 Proxies]

Your username leads me to believe you're a troll/secondary account/new account of a previously banned user.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ESCHi8Imk8Q/SKkkOqLO9eI/AAAAAAAAAKo/ZUl6DYZ9DQ4/s320/Valencia+-+This+Could+Be+A+Possibility+2005.j pg

[denissuxx]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ESCHi8Imk8Q/SKkkOqLO9eI/AAAAAAAAAKo/ZUl6DYZ9DQ4/s320/Valencia+-+This+Could+Be+A+Possibility+2005.j pg

I see what you did there

[I <3 Proxies]

I see what you did there
But yeah...it could be a possibility

[denissuxx]

But yeah...it could be a possibility

Is that you.. circatbs?

[I <3 Proxies]

Is that you.. circatbs?
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j210/theguy77/maybe.jpg

[derekmoyer4]

what a great situation you find yourself in sir.

[denissuxx]

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j210/theguy77/maybe.jpg

Reported to Mr. Jason Tate himself. Enjoy your bantime.

[I <3 Proxies]

Reported to Mr. Jason Tate himself. Enjoy your bantime.
aw thanks a lot, dick. this is like my 30th account so don't worry, i'll be back.

haha wait did you really? because i used to think you were a prettttttyyy cool dude. oh well

[denissuxx]

aw thanks a lot, dick. this is like my 30th account so don't worry, i'll be back.

haha wait did you really? because i used to think you were a prettttttyyy cool dude. oh well

No, I'm not that much as an asshole. You thought I was a cool dude...?

[I <3 Proxies]

No, I'm not that much as an asshole. You thought I was a cool dude...?
haha yeah, you're pretty funny and what not

[denissuxx]

haha yeah, you're pretty funny and what not

Now I realllllllly wanna know who you are.

[I <3 Proxies]

Now I realllllllly wanna know who you are.
circatbs!

[AlexEnglish]

dear penthouse forum...

[Ben09]

If you haven't done the deed yet then admit....you have a small cock and can't get the job done huh?

[xerovision1]

I am insanely jealous of you.

[AlexEnglish]

i would have done it just for the sake of saying "yeah i fucked my teacher, what of it?"

[anthonydarko]

Bang her

[ship of fools]

lol i'm suprised it took 5 pages before an anal comment was made
i couldn't believe it either. someone had to take action, i'm glad it was me.

[Regards]

Shut the fuck up. This is every guy's dream. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Maybe every guy that spends his life wasted in front of a computter screen, but if you think even close that this is every guy's dream than you are an absolute idiot.
If you fuck her you're a moron. You'll regret it for the rest of your life!
Fixed.

[fake empire]

Maybe every guy that spends his life wasted in front of a computter screen, but if you think even close that this is every guy's dream than you are an absolute idiot.

Fixed.
lol yea ok Mr. High and Mighty, every guy except you then.

[SilverWings]

Plow King!

[Regards]

lol yea ok Mr. High and Mighty, every guy except you then.
lol. If that's where you'd like to place me, then cool.

[bard]

MY ULTIMATE DREAM IS TWO CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1999/images/officespace_lawrence.jpg

:facepalm:

[Charles777]

Did he bang her?

[DejaNew]

Did he bang her?
I wanna know too.

[pennie]

so much sexual frustration built up in this forum.

[live.]

Most people dream of this scenario. You only live once. Fuck your teacher, man.

[SonEric84]

lol yea ok Mr. High and Mighty, every guy except you then.



Add me to that list too.

[tfar06]

even though banging a teacher is hot and all you defnitely shouldnt do it. you dont want to be the dude who ruins a long standing relationship, especially if she has kids. let her fuck up on her own. now you could play into it and she might show u a litle something, thats fair game.

[Knightmare]

I'm taking summer classes and today we had an exam. I was a late finisher so she said i can finish it up in her office. I got to her office, and she gave me my exam, and put the answer key right fucking next to me. I didn't know what that meant, maybe a test, so i didnt look, and finished up my test after about 5 minutes.
I finished, and was about to leave and she starts asking me questions.
I'm being extremely nice, smiling, laughing, making great conversation. So i continue, and make a joke and she starts laughing and puts her arm on my leg,rubs it, and keeps it there. I didn't skip a beat and continued dropping jokes. While dropping jokes i start to think "should i let this happen".
Shes very attractive, but c'mon, im 22, she's 38.
So i finally do this ballsy move.
Her hand is still and my knee, so I placed my hand on her hand that's on my knee, and quickly said "i'm learning so much, this is a great class". I got up, she stood up with me, and I said "i'll see you tomorrow". Shockingly, she replies "i hope so (mynamehere)"

So i got the fuck out of there.
WHAT THE FUCK!
i think shes going through a midlife crisis. What should i do? Should i stay away, or should i plow her? She supposedly has a husband and KIDS!
Honestly, i won't plow her, but what do you guys think?
I won't lie: I got a boner reading this. Anyway, why would you pass up a chance like this? If she's "attractive," let this shit happen!

[Simulcast]

I won't lie: I got a boner reading this. Anyway, why would you pass up a chance like this? If she's "attractive," let this shit happen!

What the fuck?

[MarsEatWorld]

What the fuck?
I'm just as creeped as you are.

[joeag1985]

Nice!

[joeag1985]

I'm taking summer classes and today we had an exam. I was a late finisher so she said i can finish it up in her office. I got to her office, and she gave me my exam, and put the answer key right fucking next to me. I didn't know what that meant, maybe a test, so i didnt look, and finished up my test after about 5 minutes.
I finished, and was about to leave and she starts asking me questions.
I'm being extremely nice, smiling, laughing, making great conversation. So i continue, and make a joke and she starts laughing and puts her arm on my leg,rubs it, and keeps it there. I didn't skip a beat and continued dropping jokes. While dropping jokes i start to think "should i let this happen".
Shes very attractive, but c'mon, im 22, she's 38.
So i finally do this ballsy move.
Her hand is still and my knee, so I placed my hand on her hand that's on my knee, and quickly said "i'm learning so much, this is a great class". I got up, she stood up with me, and I said "i'll see you tomorrow". Shockingly, she replies "i hope so (mynamehere)"

So i got the fuck out of there.
WHAT THE FUCK!
i think shes going through a midlife crisis. What should i do? Should i stay away, or should i plow her? She supposedly has a husband and KIDS!
Honestly, i won't plow her, but what do you guys think?

You shouldn't plow her but you should definitely plough her.

[Knightmare]

What the fuck?
:shhh:

[miapiv89]

Now I realllllllly wanna know who you are.

bromance!

i wish the days would go faster, i want to hear the next installment of this story.

[simensays]

You shouldn't plow her but you should definitely plough her.

wow this must be embarrassing for you. Don't get me wrong, your word is not totally incorrect

Merriam Webster
Main Entry:1plow Pronunciation: \ˈplau̇\ Function:noun Etymology:Middle English, from Old English plōh hide of land; akin to Old High German pfluog plowDate:12th century 1 : an implement used to cut, lift, and turn over soil especially in preparing a seedbed 2 : any of various devices (as a snowplow) operating like a plow

[denissuxx]

circatbs!

Busted.

[denissuxx]

I won't lie: I got a boner reading this. Anyway, why would you pass up a chance like this? If she's "attractive," let this shit happen!

Holy fuck what the fuck?

Oh.. and sig'hd

[fadedmemories]

Holy fuck what the fuck?

Oh.. and sig'hd
This

[denissuxx]

This

BUT... you.. didn't.. sig.. it..?

[fadedmemories]

BUT... you.. didn't.. sig.. it..?
Look again ;)

[denissuxx]

Look again ;)

At the bottom, gotcha.

[Machu505]

If she is hot, annihilate her.

[Knightmare]

If she is hot, annihilate her.
:rape:

[Machu505]

:rape:
What? No I mean literally annihilate her.

[joeag1985]

wow this must be embarrassing for you. Don't get me wrong, your word is not totally incorrect

Merriam Webster
Main Entry:1plow Pronunciation: \ˈplau̇\ Function:noun Etymology:Middle English, from Old English plōh hide of land; akin to Old High German pfluog plowDate:12th century 1 : an implement used to cut, lift, and turn over soil especially in preparing a seedbed 2 : any of various devices (as a snowplow) operating like a plow

Ha ha. Not at all, It's cool. We won't fall out over it. The modern English spelling is plough though. I didn't know of the origins of the Old English version until now. I thought it just was a bastardized American version of the word ha. Apologies for my ignorance.

[Mitch]

That is nuts.

[thebestkylever]

Here’s how today went
I got to class about 10 minutes late. When I walked in, I had to go across the room to get to my usual seat. Once I got there, I saw two little kids sitting at her computer. So basically she brought her kids to class today. At that moment I thought to myself “Simensays, what are you about to do. Let this go, forget about her.” So I went on with class like usual.
At the end of class, I’m packing up my bag to leave and she comes to my desk and says “Hey Simensays*, are you understanding the material, or do you need some extra help.” I reply with “no, I’m understanding everything alright.” And I continue to pack my bag and get out of my desk and leave. However she’s blocking my desk, so I started to weasel my way out. So she says to me “You have a quiz to make up, do you want to do it today? And I reply with “No, I’m allowed to drop two quizzes, I’ll make that one of them.”
At this point she clearly starts to get angry and walks off. Childishly she tries to beat me out of the room by saying “c’mon kids” and tries to hustle them out the door. I allow it, and nonchalantly follow behind. I get outside and a girl from class (hot girl) starts talking to me. I of course indulge in conversation. This is when our teacher sees me talking to her and stares angrily. I glance at her just to see her give me this evil “fuck you” look. I continue the conversation with the hot chick and I can feel her eyes burning into the side of my head, hell, my perifs could see her standing there staring.
Now this is where for some reason I decide to start playing games, which I shouldn’t have. The hot girl is talking about class, and how she wants to get an A, so I somehow go in for this awesomely long hug. The hot girl seems like she doesn’t want to leave my warm embrace as she rests her head on my chest. I then proceed to rub her back and even do that little head/hair caress.
The teacher is strapping in her kids still giving me that “you’re dead” look.
So I figure, either she is going to screw me out of my A (I have an 89.3 with a final to take) or she is going to force herself on me on our next meeting. I want an A, and I kinda don’t mind getting raped by a chick. Now I’m scared. BTW, I got the hot chicks number.
GOD BLESS UGA

that makes buckets of sense.

[trappedintime]

are you serious? plow the fuck outta her.

[fadedmemories]

If she is hot, annihilate her.
ANALhilate her

[simensays]

that makes buckets of sense.
you would have had to of been there. Even though you're being an ass, i'll tell you how I accomplished it.
I said "aww, come here" and bam hugged her. simple. take notes

[MarsEatWorld]

ANALhilate her
touche

[t_ashley]

Meh, teacher sex is overrated.

[muttley]

What's the final outcome of this situation?

[Jake Denning]

http://repairstemcell.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/superman_pic.jpeg

[mrzippo3]

you would have had to of been there. Even though you're being an ass, i'll tell you how I accomplished it.
I said "aww, come here" and bam hugged her. simple. take notes

This is all going down at UGA? That's amazing. I went to Gainesville and Piedmont in Athens for my 4 years of College. I'm some of my friends have/had this teacher.

[Codi23]

I won't lie: this thread made me giggle.

[ContentsWithin]

I wanna know if he boinked his teacher!

[thebestkylever]

you would have had to of been there. Even though you're being an ass, i'll tell you how I accomplished it.
I said "aww, come here" and bam hugged her. simple. take notes

ok hot for teacher, cool off. you have to admit that an impromptu conversation about grades ending up in a lustful embrace sounds a tad off. anyways, i'm more than happy with my girlfriend, so i will not be taking any notes on how to play mind games with and possibly fuck a chemically imbalanced, whorish professor. best of luck to you, though.

[denissuxx]

ANALhilate her

i c wut U did they're

[AJ F]

Did she swallow your kids yet or what?

[Knightmare]

Did she swallow your kids yet or what?
:rotfl:

[TheFaceOfZach]

This is insane. FUCK HER BRAINS OUT!

Oh and add a bit of this too: :-p

[muttley]

you would have had to of been there. Even though you're being an ass, i'll tell you how I accomplished it.
I said "aww, come here" and bam hugged her. simple. take notes

Noted.

[kaycey]

o Rly.

[ContentsWithin]

well, what the fuck happened with this

[bladerdude360]

This thread is golden. Need the deets now!

[bladerdude360]

ANALhilate her
Priceless :-d.

[Robototron]

so much sexual frustration built up in this forum.

This. Seriously, posters in this thread, stop trying to live out your teacher fantasies vicariously through the OP.

[AlexEnglish]

if it was me i would totally go through with it.
too bad every teacher i have has a fupa.

[Robototron]

if it was me i would totally go through with it.
too bad every teacher i have has a fupa.
I had a really hot, young professor last semester who flirted with some of the guys in our class. She also hung out with them at bars outside of class. It was definitely a little weird, we could never tell if she was just genuinely friendly (I ended up meeting her for coffee one day as well, though, tbh), but somewhat naive, or if she was trying to score with some sexy freshman.

In fact, now that I think of it all of my professors at college so far (except for one, who at least dressed pretty well) have been pretty good looking. Hopefully this trend continues throughout the rest of my college experience.

[killerswells]

so did OP bang the teacher or not?

[WhitestKidUKnow]

I want to know how this ended too.

[DejaNew]

Why hasn't anyone let us know yet?

[MarsEatWorld]

so did OP bang the teacher or not?
no he banged a student

[killerswells]

no he banged a student

the one he hugged to piss off the teacher?

[MarsEatWorld]

the one he hugged to piss off the teacher?
idk. he wasn't clear about who.

[LaDiabla]

the one he hugged to piss off the teacher?

get on msnnnnnnnn

[killerswells]

idk. he wasn't clear about who.

lame.

[tawtaw]

Well, I'm disappointed.

[Codi23]

He didn't bang anyone, I'm sure he would have posted about it by now for bragging rights.

Disappointing indeed...

[WhitestKidUKnow]

laaaaaaaaaaaaame.

[derekmoyer4]

you are telling me he did not fuck either. :-(

[Reaver]

yeah he's a loser. lol.

[Codi23]

I hope the condom broke :-d .

That'll teach you!

[simensays]

wait, what the hell, C'MON! those are harsh!
Well here's how it went
In some ways, i've failed. No i didn't poke my teacher in her *insert synonyms for Vagina*: Love Oasis, Honey Pot, Bojingo, vajayjay, Miss Kitty, The Goodies, Lady Business, Lady Garden, Snooch, Pumpkin, Vagine, Meat Curtains, and of course my personal favorite, Dick Snatcher.
I think i missed my opportunity. You know how girls are, they are all about the MOOD. So the mood hasn't been right, and quite frankly i'm fine with not doing her. Sure it would have been an excellent story to tell my friends here at AP, and my friends here in the A. And sure it would have been great to be banging away while she's grading exams, or holding her hair and calling her Professor. Sure it would be great to have seen those Sweater Cows, or my personal favorite, juicy juicy mangoes, then picturing them while seeing her walk around class lecturing. But the truth is, I wasn't able to get it done. I was too apprehensivewhen she basically forced herself on me.I was too shocked, i was too flustered, ultimately...I was too much of a fucking pussy. Now the time has passed and I seriously doubt that I will get my chance to Beat It Out The Frame. It's been ruff seeing her, B-Cup, maybe C-Cup tits hanging out her shirt. But again, i've failed. It's nobody's fault but mine.
However, on a better note, I did bang that chick I gave that hug too. It wasn't too difficult as I was pretty sure she had a crush on me from the first day we met. How was it you ask? It was as good as it can be for banging a 22 year old girl instead of a 38 year old woman. Did I atleast enjoy myself you ask? Sure, who the fuck wouldn't enjoy banging a 22 year old. Banging is banging, and it's always a treat. Shit i'm not that pimpin where it comes to me every which way. So if I get the chance to bang a hot 22 year old i'm fucking taking it without a second thought. If for some reason I am ever so lucky again to get the chance to bang a 38 year old broad, I swear to you AP.net, I will stand tall. Look Firm. Load it. And Pull that fucking trigger.

I'll leave it at that AP, because if I go further, and explain my sorrows on missing my shot...i doubt anyone wants to here a grown man cry.

[thehereaway]

wait, what the hell, C'MON! those are harsh!
Well here's how it went
In some ways, i've failed. No i didn't poke my teacher in her *insert synonyms for Vagina*: Love Oasis, Honey Pot, Bojingo, vajayjay, Miss Kitty, The Goodies, Lady Business, Lady Garden, Snooch, Pumpkin, Vagine, Meat Curtains, and of course my personal favorite, Dick Snatcher.
I think i missed my opportunity. You know how girls are, they are all about the MOOD. So the mood hasn't been right, and quite frankly i'm fine with not doing her. Sure it would have been an excellent story to tell my friends here at AP, and my friends here in the A. And sure it would have been great to be banging away while she's grading exams, or holding her hair and calling her Professor. Sure it would be great to have seen those Sweater Cows, or my personal favorite, juicy juicy mangoes, then picturing them while seeing her walk around class lecturing. But the truth is, I wasn't able to get it done. I was too apprehensivewhen she basically forced herself on me.I was too shocked, i was too flustered, ultimately...I was too much of a fucking pussy. Now the time has passed and I seriously doubt that I will get my chance to Beat It Out The Frame. It's been ruff seeing her, B-Cup, maybe C-Cup tits hanging out her shirt. But again, i've failed. It's nobody's fault but mine.
However, on a better note, I did bang that chick I gave that hug too. It wasn't too difficult as I was pretty sure she had a crush on me from the first day we met. How was it you ask? It was as good as it can be for banging a 22 year old girl instead of a 38 year old woman. Did I atleast enjoy myself you ask? Sure, who the fuck wouldn't enjoy banging a 22 year old. Banging is banging, and it's always a treat. Shit i'm not that pimpin where it comes to me every which way. So if I get the chance to bang a hot 22 year old i'm fucking taking it without a second thought. If for some reason I am ever so lucky again to get the chance to bang a 38 year old broad, I swear to you AP.net, I will stand tall. Look Firm. Load it. And Pull that fucking trigger.

I'll leave it at that AP, because if I go further, and explain my sorrows on missing my shot...i doubt anyone wants to here a grown man cry.

Tuna Canoe

[simensays]

Tuna Canoe
i like that one

[fake empire]

pathetic

[Codi23]

wait, what the hell, C'MON! those are harsh!
Well here's how it went
In some ways, i've failed. No i didn't poke my teacher in her *insert synonyms for Vagina*: Love Oasis, Honey Pot, Bojingo, vajayjay, Miss Kitty, The Goodies, Lady Business, Lady Garden, Snooch, Pumpkin, Vagine, Meat Curtains, and of course my personal favorite, Dick Snatcher.
I think i missed my opportunity. You know how girls are, they are all about the MOOD. So the mood hasn't been right, and quite frankly i'm fine with not doing her. Sure it would have been an excellent story to tell my friends here at AP, and my friends here in the A. And sure it would have been great to be banging away while she's grading exams, or holding her hair and calling her Professor. Sure it would be great to have seen those Sweater Cows, or my personal favorite, juicy juicy mangoes, then picturing them while seeing her walk around class lecturing. But the truth is, I wasn't able to get it done. I was too apprehensivewhen she basically forced herself on me.I was too shocked, i was too flustered, ultimately...I was too much of a fucking pussy. Now the time has passed and I seriously doubt that I will get my chance to Beat It Out The Frame. It's been ruff seeing her, B-Cup, maybe C-Cup tits hanging out her shirt. But again, i've failed. It's nobody's fault but mine.
However, on a better note, I did bang that chick I gave that hug too. It wasn't too difficult as I was pretty sure she had a crush on me from the first day we met. How was it you ask? It was as good as it can be for banging a 22 year old girl instead of a 38 year old woman. Did I atleast enjoy myself you ask? Sure, who the fuck wouldn't enjoy banging a 22 year old. Banging is banging, and it's always a treat. Shit i'm not that pimpin where it comes to me every which way. So if I get the chance to bang a hot 22 year old i'm fucking taking it without a second thought. If for some reason I am ever so lucky again to get the chance to bang a 38 year old broad, I swear to you AP.net, I will stand tall. Look Firm. Load it. And Pull that fucking trigger.

I'll leave it at that AP, because if I go further, and explain my sorrows on missing my shot...i doubt anyone wants to here a grown man cry.

That epic post has redeemed you in my eyes.

But, sorry about your luck not getting with the professor; that would have been quite a story to tell your buddies someday :shrug:

[simensays]

i cant stop thinking about her. i will candidly and creepily snap a pic...isnt that illegal?

[spansen]

I'm taking summer classes and today we had an exam. I was a late finisher so she said i can finish it up in her office. I got to her office, and she gave me my exam, and put the answer key right fucking next to me. I didn't know what that meant, maybe a test, so i didnt look, and finished up my test after about 5 minutes.
I finished, and was about to leave and she starts asking me questions.
I'm being extremely nice, smiling, laughing, making great conversation. So i continue, and make a joke and she starts laughing and puts her arm on my leg,rubs it, and keeps it there. I didn't skip a beat and continued dropping jokes. While dropping jokes i start to think "should i let this happen".
Shes very attractive, but c'mon, im 22, she's 38.
So i finally do this ballsy move.
Her hand is still and my knee, so I placed my hand on her hand that's on my knee, and quickly said "i'm learning so much, this is a great class". I got up, she stood up with me, and I said "i'll see you tomorrow". Shockingly, she replies "i hope so (mynamehere)"

So i got the fuck out of there.
WHAT THE FUCK!
i think shes going through a midlife crisis. What should i do? Should i stay away, or should i plow her? She supposedly has a husband and KIDS!
Honestly, i won't plow her, but what do you guys think?
you look a lot like bloc party.

[TheGoodnightMoon]

Time to turn your dick in sir.

[WhitestKidUKnow]

i cant stop thinking about her. i will candidly and creepily snap a pic...isnt that illegal?

nah.

[<3rkwon]

you have to

[BryterJonah]

i cant stop thinking about her. i will candidly and creepily snap a pic...isnt that illegal?
You ever seen a blind chick naked?

[Codi23]

You ever seen a blind chick naked?

hahahaha please don't bring that up... blehhhh

[Codi23]

i cant stop thinking about her. i will candidly and creepily snap a pic...isnt that illegal?

Do it. I triple dog dare you.

[thesafeword]

you look a lot like bloc party.
Hahahahaha.

[Machu505]

What the fuck, man.

What the fuck.

[tawtaw]

Do it. I triple dog dare you.

Billy Maddison...?

[deathinkosovo]

Billy Maddison...?

Get out.

[Rey1789]

wait, what the hell, C'MON! those are harsh!
Well here's how it went
In some ways, i've failed. No i didn't poke my teacher in her *insert synonyms for Vagina*: Love Oasis, Honey Pot, Bojingo, vajayjay, Miss Kitty, The Goodies, Lady Business, Lady Garden, Snooch, Pumpkin, Vagine, Meat Curtains, and of course my personal favorite, Dick Snatcher.
I think i missed my opportunity. You know how girls are, they are all about the MOOD. So the mood hasn't been right, and quite frankly i'm fine with not doing her. Sure it would have been an excellent story to tell my friends here at AP, and my friends here in the A. And sure it would have been great to be banging away while she's grading exams, or holding her hair and calling her Professor. Sure it would be great to have seen those Sweater Cows, or my personal favorite, juicy juicy mangoes, then picturing them while seeing her walk around class lecturing. But the truth is, I wasn't able to get it done. I was too apprehensivewhen she basically forced herself on me.I was too shocked, i was too flustered, ultimately...I was too much of a fucking pussy. Now the time has passed and I seriously doubt that I will get my chance to Beat It Out The Frame. It's been ruff seeing her, B-Cup, maybe C-Cup tits hanging out her shirt. But again, i've failed. It's nobody's fault but mine.
However, on a better note, I did bang that chick I gave that hug too. It wasn't too difficult as I was pretty sure she had a crush on me from the first day we met. How was it you ask? It was as good as it can be for banging a 22 year old girl instead of a 38 year old woman. Did I atleast enjoy myself you ask? Sure, who the fuck wouldn't enjoy banging a 22 year old. Banging is banging, and it's always a treat. Shit i'm not that pimpin where it comes to me every which way. So if I get the chance to bang a hot 22 year old i'm fucking taking it without a second thought. If for some reason I am ever so lucky again to get the chance to bang a 38 year old broad, I swear to you AP.net, I will stand tall. Look Firm. Load it. And Pull that fucking trigger.

I'll leave it at that AP, because if I go further, and explain my sorrows on missing my shot...i doubt anyone wants to here a grown man cry.



too bad you missed out, could have got the highest marks possible. (Blackmail Anyone?)

[simensays]

the bitch gave me a B

[BrennanHickson]

I'm going to go ahead and be the voice of reason and say don't be an idiot. Especially if there is a husband and kids involved. I mean seriously? How much would this tear the kids apart, let alone the husband!

Take the higher ground.
This is probably the most morally-driven post I've ever read in the Personal Life forums. I commend you.

[Neo Cassady]

the bitch gave me a B

Well you probably did B quality work, and when you factor in a zero in the hooking up category, there you have it.

[makeshiftmind]

the bitch gave me a B
oner?

[Machu505]

the bitch gave me a B
Should have hit that.

[Reaver]

epic fail.

[chris1152]

This thread...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/yabrefstank/dissapoint.png

[ezco25]

dont mess with her husband and children haha

[BryterJonah]

the bitch gave me a B
You should totally get back at that dirty whore by posting PICZ!

[bjm1702]

You should totally get back at that dirty whore by posting PICZ!

I agree with this statement.

[zachff]

Yeah you gotta do it. Keep in mind you'll have to keep hitting that until the end of classes though, so there's that.

[pseudonym28]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2335/2048150955_97c605f1cc.jpg