Epic Toddler Brawl

[Say Nothing]

The Question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The Specifics:
- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
-The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down

[Neo Cassady]

Just like last time...

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=66839
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=291340
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=299186
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=306690
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=315163

[Say Nothing]

Just like last time...

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=66839
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=291340
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=299186
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=306690
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=315163

I want to see results for myself...How many times has "favorite Brand New album" been posted? lol

[Neo Cassady]

I want to see results for myself...How many times has "favorite Brand New album" been posted? lol

Less than this...

http://www.absolutepunk.net/search.php?searchid=25033782





Not trying to be a dick, but this isn't funny, or clever, or original. Just bump one of the old threads.

[Say Nothing]

Less than this...

http://www.absolutepunk.net/search.php?searchid=25033782





Not trying to be a dick, but this isn't funny, or clever, or original. Just bump one of the old threads.

Too bad you're forgetting all of the ones titled The Devil and God are Raging Inside of Me vs. Deja Entendu...
And plus man, instead of bashing it, just have fun with it.

And man, you speak like a person who couldn't take on very many 5 year olds...

[IceAge/HeatWave]

I could vanquish at least 20 or so before the tiny miniature fists would ring their toll on me.

[AussieBoy]

i reckon i could take down at least 50, and dont get me wrong not talking it up, im a rubbish fighter, but if i had the balls to seriosuly knock them all out and not fear killing any id dont think they could. not smart enought to work together, prob get tired first


EDIT: holy shit how can this poll be done that many times, quite a random question, or at least ive never heard anyone ever pitch me this idea

[Raarzipan]

Well, if the 5 year olds are like my neighbors, I would say 10-20, because they are vicious and bite.

[muchoawesomeo]

i fight toddlers everyday

[MADSTA]

WTF is this shit?

[Yellowcard2006]

I voted 30+ from the homepage. What's going on in this thread?

[eversoinviting]

Hahaha definately one of the funnier polls.

[Croggs]

Ahhh yes....the age old question.

[Indoor Living]

I hope a lot.

[GamEin]

Haha, this poll is great.

I'll say 10-20. I wonder how well 20 5 year olds would perform in a tactical fighting training session.

[smorgy]

i could take down about 20, i would definitely grab a kid and use him as a weapon. swing him around at the kids

[jake13]

who sits down and wonders how many 5 year olds they could knock out?

[annmarie]

i could take 30, easily. i've been baby sitting little hell raisers for years.
:)

[denissuxx]

21-30.

[etheritcher]

definitely less than 10. I think you are all underestimating 5 year olds. I have four cousins around that age and they are intense when they all start coming at you at once.

[seraph1214]

On a good day, I could dominate around 25 toddlers, give or take a few.

[BryterJonah]

I'd make a shitload of diarrhea on the floor. Boom, instant force field.

/win

[Alex DiVincenzo]

Probably about 10. I'm a scrawny dude.