The Official "Love/Hate For Condoms" thread

[AlexEnglish]

-Bc0mG5omTo

I hate buying them, hate using them, hate everything about them.
But they keep me from having babies.

Post your love/hate tales of condom use.

[MidCal]

I hate when they break.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

I particularly like them for they also make nice door handle grips.

[phil19]

i hate condoms.

[charmer]

I hate when they break.

This.

[AlexEnglish]

i hate when you regret the first time you dont use a condom, you regret it a week later.
and then your out 450$

[4N6 science]

I hate them because not using them makes sex that much better. But having a kid is not worth the cost of not putting one on.

[SincerelyMe]

One of the first times I bought condoms I was with my friend. I paid in singles and my friend says "Done a lot of stripping lately?" really loudly. The cashier laughed hysterically and I almost cried of embarrassment.

[MarsEatWorld]

First time I actually bought condoms, the only cashier open happened to be my ex...

[phil19]

First time I actually bought condoms, the only cashier open happened to be my ex...

thats awkward

[SincerelyMe]

First time I actually bought condoms, the only cashier open happened to be my ex...

Ouch. That's much more awkward than what happened to me. Haha

[SonEric84]

First time I actually bought condoms, the only cashier open happened to be my ex...



:hitself:

[MarsEatWorld]

thats awkward

Ouch. That's much more awkward than what happened to me. Haha

yes indeed. He played it cool...

[MarsEatWorld]

:hitself:
YEAH.

[intensified]

First time I actually bought condoms, the only cashier open happened to be my ex...

Hot.

[SincerelyMe]

yes indeed. He played it cool...

Well it's good that he didn't say anything. Any of my ex's would have been a dick about it.

[MarsEatWorld]

Well it's good that he didn't say anything. Any of my ex's would have been a dick about it.
The condoms weren't for me..my friend was too afraid to buy them haha...so I went to the store and PERFECT

[SincerelyMe]

The condoms weren't for me..my friend was too afraid to buy them haha...so I went to the store and PERFECT

At least you would have had a good story in case he did say something.

[phil19]

yes indeed. He played it cool...

what a stud

[MarsEatWorld]

At least you would have had a good story in case he did say something.
He'd laugh if I told him who I was buying it for.. then make fun of her endlessly

[MarsEatWorld]

what a stud
totally. I only date studs. you a stud?

[SincerelyMe]

He'd laugh if I told him who I was buying it for.. then make fun of her endlessly

She's not the type of person who would need condoms?

[phil19]

totally. I only date studs. you a stud?

im very studly

[MarsEatWorld]

She's not the type of person who would need condoms?
Well, she didn't use them and never has...but IDK I just know he would laugh.

[MarsEatWorld]

im very studly
Studly daddy ;-)

[SincerelyMe]

Well, she didn't use them and never has...but IDK I just know he would laugh.

I've bought condoms for people like that before.

Some people are so scared to buy them, it's really not that big of a deal.

[MarsEatWorld]

I've bought condoms for people like that before.

Some people are so scared to buy them, it's really not that big of a deal.
Actually, if she wasn't my good friend, I wouldn't have done it...mainly because, if you are scared to buy condoms, you shouldn't be having sex.

[SincerelyMe]

Actually, if she wasn't my good friend, I wouldn't have done it...mainly because, if you are scared to buy condoms, you shouldn't be having sex.

This is so true. But if me buying someone condoms is the difference between them using a condom and not using a condom, I'll do it.

[MarsEatWorld]

This is so true. But if me buying someone condoms is the difference between them using a condom and not using a condom, I'll do it.
that's a different story haha

[SincerelyMe]

that's a different story haha

Indeed. I'd much rather the stupid and immature people not reproduce.

[phil19]

Studly daddy ;-)

you love it

[MidCal]

I can't stand the smell of condoms.

[MarsEatWorld]

you love it
oh yeah babe

[zac_montucky]

I've never even used one

[intensified]

I've never even used one

:highfive:

[Animalhill]

Here's what I have to say about condoms: Do you wear a hat when you get a head massage? Nope.

[kwsqd]

Here's what I have to say about condoms: Do you wear a hat when you get a head massage? Nope.
might be the most brilliant thing I will ever read in my life.

[intensified]

Here's what I have to say about condoms: Do you wear a hat when you get a head massage? Nope.

This is... wow. I'm speechless.

[Animalhill]

might be the most brilliant thing I will ever read in my life.
:bow:

[Animalhill]

This is... wow. I'm speechless.
High five?

[intensified]

High five?

Absolutely.

:highfive:

[Animalhill]

Absolutely.

:highfive:
awww graci!

[intensified]

awww graci!

You're welcome.

Off topic: You look like my friend Dustin quite a bit.

[MarsEatWorld]

You're welcome.

Off topic: You look like my friend Dustin quite a bit.
DON'T YOU GO ZIONING THIS THREAD
jkloveyou

[Animalhill]

You're welcome.

Off topic: You look like my friend Dustin quite a bit.
Thank you? haha

[intensified]

DON'T YOU GO ZIONING THIS THREAD
jkloveyou

You know that isn't my intention. :shrug:

Thank you? haha

You're a little better looking, imo. So, you're welcome.

[MarsEatWorld]

You know that isn't my intention. :shrug:



You're a little better looking, imo. So, you're welcome.
:] i know. I was just messing...kinda like what we did last night

[intensified]

:] i know. I was just messing...kinda like what we did last night

Oh. Shush, Mars. No need to go there.

[Animalhill]

You know that isn't my intention. :shrug:



You're a little better looking, imo. So, you're welcome.
haha well that is always good to hear.
*slicks back hair and disappears into a crowd*

[intensified]

haha well that is always good to hear.
*slicks back hair and disappears into a crowd*

Waaaaait. Can I get your digits first?

[MarsEatWorld]

Oh. Shush, Mars. No need to go there.
No condoms.

[intensified]

No condoms.

Pft, yeah. Fuck condoms. We don't need them... literally.

[MarsEatWorld]

Pft, yeah. Fuck condoms. We don't need them... literally.
there is female condoms... but it's for dick usage...

[intensified]

there is female condoms... but it's for dick usage...

And we don't have dicks.

[The Pharmacist]

use one if you're 16, and only 16 or you'll end up on 16 and pregnant.

[MarsEatWorld]

And we don't have dicks.
exactly.

[Kassie09]

My stance on condoms is that if i wanted to fuck a piece of rubber, I would. I don't like condoms. Except that whole preventing babies thing.

[Animalhill]

My stance on condoms is that if i wanted to fuck a piece of rubber, I would. I don't like condoms. Except that whole preventing babies thing.
Why hello! I agree- and my response can be seen on the previous page.

[Kassie09]

Why hello! I agree- and my response can be seen on the previous page.
Hahahahaha, I just read your reply and it makes a lot of sense, good work thinking that up.

[Animalhill]

Hahahahaha, I just read your reply and it makes a lot of sense, good work thinking that up.
Kind of just popped into my head- no pun intended.

[alltimehoe93]

Here's what I have to say about condoms: Do you wear a hat when you get a head massage? Nope.
It's posts like these that make my day.

[Kassie09]

Kind of just popped into my head- no pun intended.

Well,I am glad that it did. However it did give me kind of a weird mental picture.

[Kill_the_radio]

I hate the smell of latex!

[Animalhill]

It's posts like these that make my day.
Well, I am glad :-)

[Animalhill]

Well,I am glad that it did. However it did give me kind of a weird mental picture.
:-d It should have.

[alltimehoe93]

Well, I am glad :-)
Kind of want to sig it haha.

[Animalhill]

Kind of want to sig it haha.
I would be very much obliged ma'am ;-)

[alltimehoe93]

I would be very much obliged ma'am ;-)
haha sig'd :)

[Animalhill]

haha sig'd :)
haha nice. By the way, northern MA is like 15 min from me, at least Winchindon is. You may be the closest poster to me with the exception of AloneInTheDark.

[alltimehoe93]

haha nice. By the way, northern MA is like 15 min from me, at least Winchindon is. You may be the closest poster to me with the exception of AloneInTheDark.
I'm actually in southern Mass, my town just starts with "North" so that's what I put down. Winchendon is kind of far out, the closest I've been to you is like the Gardner area.

[Reaver]

i hate condoms.

[Animalhill]

I'm actually in southern Mass, my town just starts with "North" so that's what I put down. Winchendon is kind of far out, the closest I've been to you is like the Gardner area.
Good deal. There's really nothing in Northern MA/NH anyways, so I don't blame you for not wanting to come this far north.

[alltimehoe93]

Good deal. There's really nothing in Northern MA/NH anyways, so I don't blame you for not wanting to come this far north.
haha yeah, I love going up to the Boston/Brookline area because that's the city and Brookline's my hometown but when we go any farther north or west from there to visit family friends, it's usually pretty boring. I think I hit up NH like once but I don't remember much from the trip.

[Animalhill]

haha yeah, I love going up to the Boston/Brookline area because that's the city and Brookline's my hometown but when we go any farther north or west from there to visit family friends, it's usually pretty boring. I think I hit up NH like once but I don't remember much from the trip.
Most likely because all you saw were squirrels and trees.

[alltimehoe93]

Most likely because all you saw were squirrels and trees.
hahaha I wouldn't doubt it. I like being closer to the coast, less of being in the middle of nowhere scene.

[Animalhill]

hahaha I wouldn't doubt it. I like being closer to the coast, less of being in the middle of nowhere scene.
Yeah- I mean I can be on the coast in like an hour and 30min which is nice. However, I am moving to Philly in October, and that is going to be fucking AWESOME.

[alltimehoe93]

Yeah- I mean I can be on the coast in like an hour and 30min which is nice. However, I am moving to Philly in October, and that is going to be fucking AWESOME.
Maybe I'm impatient but an hour and a half is too long for me hah. I'm like a half hour from the Cape which is pretty rad. Philly sounds sick. Hope you like it out there.

[Animalhill]

Maybe I'm impatient but an hour and a half is too long for me hah. I'm like a half hour from the Cape which is pretty rad. Philly sounds sick. Hope you like it out there.
That's pretty prime. I've been to Philly many times, and indeed am going to love it.

[alltimehoe93]

That's pretty prime. I've been to Philly many times, and indeed am going to love it.
Very cool, I've never been to Philly so I know like nothing about it haha.

[thespearkid]

condoms > babies

[Neo Cassady]

the pill > condoms



> babies

[PezMullet]

you guys never heard of STDs?

[MarsEatWorld]

you guys never heard of STDs?
never heard of fuck people you know? not the whore at the corner?

[Neo Cassady]

you guys never heard of STDs?

Get yourself and your partner tested, don't sleep with whores, don't BE a whore...there are a lot of options here.

[denissuxx]

Annoying.

[kaycey]

i really fucking hate condoms.

[Reaver]

i really fucking hate condoms.

this, this and this.

[Animalhill]

never heard of fuck people you know? not the whore at the corner?
hahahaha YES. :-d

[MarsEatWorld]

hahahaha YES. :-d
amigo glad you agree

[Animalhill]

amigo glad you agree
Indeed. Currently in a laundromat. I fucking hate laundromats.

[MarsEatWorld]

Indeed. Currently in a laundromat. I fucking hate laundromats.
lawl. I just showered I'm FRESHHHHH

[Animalhill]

lawl. I just showered I'm FRESHHHHH
haha nice. My shower today was one of the best ever- because the previous night, I was convinced to drink whiskey, and ended up in the middle of the woods at 3:00am completely, and totally lost.
EDIT: COMPLETELY shit-faced.

[.invisible ink.]

i hate condoms as well.

[MarsEatWorld]

haha nice. My shower today was one of the best ever- because the previous night, I was convinced to drink whiskey, and ended up in the middle of the woods at 3:00am completely, and totally lost.
EDIT: COMPLETELY shit-faced.
any condoms around or just you?

[Animalhill]

any condoms around or just you?
In the woods? Just me. haha. Me and lots of animals. And trees. And rain. I didn't find my way out until like 8:30am.

[deathinkosovo]

They're annoying, but necessary most of the time. It's such a boner-kill fiddling around with them. I just wanna go in and explore, y'know?

[Overpass]

Condoms + pill = happy

I hate the feel of condoms, it ruins the mood and sometimes they break. You can go and get your partner tested for STD's but needles and shit... it just seems so longwinded if you just want to have sex type thing. Right now, condoms are really the only way to go.

[Mytsic Bullshit]

Yes condoms and pill or else no love for my boy ahha

[.invisible ink.]

Yes condoms and pill or else no love for my boy ahha

are you aware that your username has "mystic" spelled incorrectly?

[MarsEatWorld]

are you aware that your username has "mystic" spelled incorrectly?
HAHHAA. I didn't even notice that. You know how the brain takes the first couple letters and the last couple and we barely scan the word and we read it? Yeah, that happened.

[Mytsic Bullshit]

aahha no lol It's a joke me and my friends have going! It's about mgmt :)

[.invisible ink.]

HAHHAA. I didn't even notice that. You know how the brain takes the first couple letters and the last couple and we barely scan the word and we read it? Yeah, that happened.

yeah, it did to me at first then i did a double-take and was like, "um, yeah that's not right."

[Rob Hrx]

In the moment, I hate condoms. But I almost always end up using them because a) it's the right thing to do, and b) it feels like such a monumental fail the next day if you don't. Not worth the stress.

[holyballs]

I hate how they feel during sex.

however i like that they prevent girls from getting prego.

[AlexEnglish]

however i like that they prevent girls from getting prego.


its definitely worth the hassle of throwing them on. id rather put on a condom than have to deal with a potential pregnancy scare while im out of the country my girlfriend is in.

true story btw.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

I hate condoms but they do their job. Keep me from having 182 babies and STD free.

Now, if I"m with a girl for awhile, fuck it. condoms are worthless lol. As long as she takes her pilllllllll

[MarsEatWorld]

I hate condoms but they do their job. Keep me from having 182 babies and STD free.

Now, if I"m with a girl for awhile, fuck it. condoms are worthless lol. As long as she takes her pilllllllll
BLINK 182.

[Trioxide]

yeah condoms may not feel so good, but its the only way of stopping the spread of disease and unwanted pregnancies. the pill doesnt protect against stds, and even if you get your partnet tested, some partners stray, and who knows who they sleep with and if they use a condom or not... you might end up with something bad due to someone elses neglegence.

[nicolenice1218]

Truthfully it depends on who i am with, the guy im with now I prefer not using them just because it seems a bit more intimate, but in my past relationships, no glove no love. ;-)

[Neo Cassady]

yeah condoms may not feel so good, but its the only way of stopping the spread of disease and unwanted pregnancies. the pill doesnt protect against stds, and even if you get your partnet tested, some partners stray, and who knows who they sleep with and if they use a condom or not... you might end up with something bad due to someone elses neglegence.

Don't date whores/cheaters. Problem solved.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

BLINK 182.

Oooo, the weird part is I didnt even mean to do that.

[Five-Star]

If shes wifey I dont use them.

[MarsEatWorld]

Oooo, the weird part is I didnt even mean to do that.
lol. I do that a lot. when i have to blurt out a number i end up saying 182

[spritelybrin]

pregnancy scares are not cool..specially when your bf is more paranoid about it then you are..and it drives you fucking mad!..well make that ex bf....but yea condoms arent fun..even for us girls...and the "her pleasure" ones? i dont get it..doesnt seem like much of a difference...

also...my mum decided to let me know she got pregnant with me while on birth control, the pill that is....son of a

Edit: i did apologize to her right then and there

[Reaver]

pregnancy scares are not cool..specially when your bf is more paranoid about it then you are..and it drives you fucking mad!..well make that ex bf....but yea condoms arent fun..even for us girls...and the "her pleasure" ones? i dont get it..doesnt seem like much of a difference...

also...my mum decided to let me know she got pregnant with me while on birth control, the pill that is....son of a

Edit: i did apologize to her right then and there

does your mom mention that every time you argue? like, "we never wanted you anyway" or "you're such a burden".

[wewascontenders]

i like turning the into balloons.

[spritelybrin]

does your mom mention that every time you argue? like, "we never wanted you anyway" or "you're such a burden".
hahaha no...but i would allow it...
prob cuz everytime i see her old wedding photos i make sure to point out that I was there for the whole celebration!..tho that union only lasted a year and 8 months...

i think she leaves those bits out cuz im the only child she will ever have..cuz my stepdad is a massive dick..

[Reaver]

hahaha no...but i would allow it...
prob cuz everytime i see her old wedding photos i make sure to point out that I was there for the whole celebration!..tho that union only lasted a year and 8 months...

i think she leaves those bits out cuz im the only child she will ever have..cuz my stepdad is a massive dick..

that sounds like a hell of a great family.

[spritelybrin]

that sounds like a hell of a great family.
eh..i do better mostly on my own..but i love them all the same thanks

[Reaver]

eh..i do better mostly on my own..but i love them all the same thanks

well, my parents are divorced, too. and i hate my mom, so it's not like i'm making fun of you.
have a look at my avatar. =)

[spritelybrin]

well, my parents are divorced, too. and i hate my mom, so it's not like i'm making fun of you.
have a look at my avatar. =)
haha i see it...i dont hate my mother...pretty much the fate of the world rests on my shoulders cuz im her only child...im pretty chill dont worry. maybe too much so...i should get a job

[Reaver]

haha i see it...i dont hate my mother...pretty much the fate of the world rests on my shoulders cuz im her only child...im pretty chill dont worry. maybe too much so...i should get a job

that's good. chilling is always good. and if you're done with that, then GET YOUR ASS UP AND GET A JOB!
jk. just some motivation help.

[kdefrisc]

yeah condoms may not feel so good, but its the only way of stopping the spread of disease and unwanted pregnancies. the pill doesnt protect against stds, and even if you get your partnet tested, some partners stray, and who knows who they sleep with and if they use a condom or not... you might end up with something bad due to someone elses neglegence.

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w274/willzweigart/the_more_you_know.jpg

[spritelybrin]

that's good. chilling is always good. and if you're done with that, then GET YOUR ASS UP AND GET A JOB!
jk. just some motivation help.
yes thank you...its really unfortunate how sucky this economy is...job searching is a royal bitch
but thanks for the match under my ass

[Reaver]

yes thank you...its really unfortunate how sucky this economy is...job searching is a royal bitch
but thanks for the match under my ass

:bow:

w00t w00t, 1001 posts, that calls for a partey. :party:

[spritelybrin]

:bow:

w00t w00t, 1001 posts, that calls for a partey. :party:
hahah oh man...i have a ways to go...eep!

[caress me down]

anyone in here allergic to latex?

[phil19]

anyone in here allergic to latex?

liquid latex?

[caress me down]

....?

[SilenceBrokenTT]

i hate when you regret the first time you dont use a condom, you regret it a week later.
and then your out 450$

So wrong, yet so funny.


First time I went and got condoms I walked (cause I was like, 16?) to the Shell gas station and tried acting like I knew what I was looking at, then the two ladies working behind the counter asked if I needed help, so I was like yeah sure. While checking out, cop comes in the store and just laughs... was pretty embaressing.

Also, hate them. Barely used them after a week or so. Just gotten lucky since.

[phil19]

....?

you pour it on your body and then it hardens

[speak easy]

you pour it on your body and then it hardens

fuckkkkk that

[caress me down]

you pour it on your body and then it hardens
sketchy as fuck

[phil19]

fuckkkkk that

sketchy as fuck

i saw it on csi one time

[caress me down]

i saw it on csi one time
eeeeeee. I'll try latex free condoms first

[phil19]

eeeeeee. I'll try latex free condoms first

thats prob a safe option

[speak easy]

eeeeeee. I'll try latex free condoms first

ew theyre gross theyre made out of like animal shit

[zion the lion]

lol @ this whole thread.

I hate guys who say that they hate condoms, or that they dont use them.

[Derka Derka]

first time i bought condoms i also got a bunch of random stuff like light bulbs, icy hot, whipped cream and cheese in a can
i thought maybe the condoms would just blend in with all the other odd stuff and the cashier wouldn't notice them

i've never had sex without them even though my gf was on birth control, we were just double safe

[phil19]

first time i bought condoms i also got a bunch of random stuff like light bulbs, icy hot, whipped cream and cheese in a can
i thought maybe the condoms would just blend in with all the other odd stuff and the cashier wouldn't notice them

i've never had sex without them even though my gf was on birth control, we were just double safe

hahaha were they noticed?

i remeber the first time i bought condoms i was feeling all proud of myself. i was like, thats right, i be having the sex

[ErinLea]

Condoms are a must no matter what because shit happens.

[Derka Derka]

hahaha were they noticed?

i remeber the first time i bought condoms i was feeling all proud of myself. i was like, thats right, i be having the sex

yeah, my mom worked at wal mart so she knew a lot of the employees so i was trying to lay low with the condoms in case someone decided to open their mouth about it
my family is kinda old school and against kids doing it before marriage

[phil19]

yeah, my mom worked at wal mart so she knew a lot of the employees so i was trying to lay low with the condoms in case someone decided to open their mouth about it
my family is kinda old school and against kids doing it before marriage

oh really? thats rough.

[zion the lion]

I almost forgot the reason why I was secretly a man hater...I remember now.

[Derka Derka]

oh really? thats rough.

yeah
it never really stopped me
lol

[phil19]

yeah
it never really stopped me
lol

hahaha love your work

[nlo13]

Condoms are a must no matter what because shit happens.

this.

/thread.

[Derka Derka]

hahaha love your work

thank you

[phil19]

thank you

no worries

[SincerelyMe]

first time i bought condoms i also got a bunch of random stuff like light bulbs, icy hot, whipped cream and cheese in a can
i thought maybe the condoms would just blend in with all the other odd stuff and the cashier wouldn't notice them


Whenever my friend buys condoms she always buys something else too so it doesn't seem weird. I try to give her the strangest things to buy with condoms. It's pretty funny sometimes.

[Derka Derka]

Whenever my friend buys condoms she always buys something else too so it doesn't seem weird. I try to give her the strangest things to buy with condoms. It's pretty funny sometimes.

yeah, i do the same
i just got back from wal mart and i got some, and a pound of hotdogs with them
just to confuse the hell of the fat lady working there

[wewascontenders]

Whenever my friend buys condoms she always buys something else too so it doesn't seem weird. I try to give her the strangest things to buy with condoms. It's pretty funny sometimes.


saturday night, me and 3 friends (all guys) were at cvs. my one friend bought condoms, another bought tampons for his gf, which in itself is funny, while me an my other friend had just gotten drinks. the women at the counter gave us the strangest looks. none of us realized how wrong it looked until we were back in the car. pretty much made my day.

[phil19]

i feel super awkward buying pregnancy tests.

[SincerelyMe]

yeah, i do the same
i just got back from wal mart and i got some, and a pound of hotdogs with them
just to confuse the hell of the fat lady working there

I made her buy condoms and bananas once. That was probably the most obvious one.

saturday night, me and 3 friends (all guys) were at cvs. my one friend bought condoms, another bought tampons for his gf, which in itself is funny, while me an my other friend had just gotten drinks. the women at the counter gave us the strangest looks. none of us realized how wrong it looked until we were back in the car. pretty much made my day.

That's pretty funny.

[Derka Derka]

saturday night, me and 3 friends (all guys) were at cvs. my one friend bought condoms, another bought tampons for his gf, which in itself is funny, while me an my other friend had just gotten drinks. the women at the counter gave us the strangest looks. none of us realized how wrong it looked until we were back in the car. pretty much made my day.

that's pretty awesome

[caress me down]

ew theyre gross theyre made out of like animal shit
whaaaaat? no way

[yakob89]

whaaaaat? no way


Yeeeeaaaahhhhh Right!! lol! Oh and I hate using condoms but guys try and find the Elexa condoms by Trojan they are the only ones I like to use.

[cauterize_this]

first time i bought condoms i also got a bunch of random stuff like light bulbs, icy hot, whipped cream and cheese in a can
i thought maybe the condoms would just blend in with all the other odd stuff and the cashier wouldn't notice them

i've never had sex without them even though my gf was on birth control, we were just double safe



I lol'd at your list of random shit. Throw it all together and it could be one messed-up, super kinky party ;) Especially the cheese in a can. Yummy ;)

[Derka Derka]

I lol'd at your list of random shit. Throw it all together and it could be one messed-up, super kinky party ;) Especially the cheese in a can. Yummy ;)

i do love cheese but for anything sexual i'd prefer some sort of whipped cream or melted chocolate

[speak easy]

whaaaaat? no way

something like that my friend is alleegeric too so she has to use them

[cauterize_this]

i do love cheese but for anything sexual i'd prefer some sort of whipped cream or melted chocolate


Whipped cream was in your list too. lol Double the fun. ;)

[Derka Derka]

Whipped cream was in your list too. lol Double the fun. ;)

pretty much
throw some pink fuzzy handcuffs in there and i'm down lol

[caress me down]

something like that my friend is alleegeric too so she has to use them
damn brotha. I'm not positive I'm allergic but trying latex free will help me figure it out I guessss

[phil19]

pretty much
throw some pink fuzzy handcuffs in there and i'm down lol

would you believe i have a pair of fuzzy pink handcuffs hahaha

[Derka Derka]

would you believe i have a pair of fuzzy pink handcuffs hahaha

i have some too lol

[speak easy]

damn brotha. I'm not positive I'm allergic but trying latex free will help me figure it out I guessss

whatever floats your boat :)

[phil19]

i have some too lol

you cant go wrong with them. they're always a winner

[Derka Derka]

you cant go wrong with them. they're always a winner

so true

[cauterize_this]

i do love cheese but for anything sexual i'd prefer some sort of whipped cream or melted chocolate

pretty much
throw some pink fuzzy handcuffs in there and i'm down lol

I can't do fuzzy handcuffs since I found some in my mom's room...

But maybe some sexy lingerie and a whip? ;) lol

[Derka Derka]

I can't do fuzzy handcuffs since I found some in my mom's room...

But maybe some sexy lingerie and a whip? ;) lol

ohh, that sounds like fun ;-)

awkward that you found handcuffs in your mom's room

[cauterize_this]

ohh, that sounds like fun ;-)

awkward that you found handcuffs in your mom's room

Among other things. And I was 13 at the time. Horrible experience lol

I'm scarred forever lol

[Derka Derka]

Among other things. And I was 13 at the time. Horrible experience lol

I'm scarred forever lol

i can only imagine

[moths wings]

This may sound weird, but condoms turn me on. Like, I'll be with my girlfriend and she'll pull a condom out of her nightstand and suddenly im turned on that much more.


Hate the feeling of taking them off though...blehhhhh.

[fueledbyvictory]

my mother and i were at target the other day and we saw this "instant male enhancer" thing, and it was on sale too. not in any aisle, but just with the clearance shampoos and such. she refused to touch it.