Tom, Will You Please Just Come Out Of The Closet?!

[Paul Tao]

Isaac Hayes has quit South Park (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060313/ap_en_tv/people_isaac_hayes).
There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins
Submitted by: Nano

[sweetmik]

Just cause of the Scientology episode.

that episode was really good. Stan's speech at the end is what people need to listen to.

[Save my day]

He is offended now? Do you think he wouold have left when portrayed jesus as a retrded cat? Or the christians going to hell?

[As Derrick Rust]

that's hella lame

[boldt_action]

whatever.

[bubonic311]

What a hypocrite. It's okay to make fun of other religions but not Scientology? Come on, Isaac.

[albatrossxivy]

lol

[fedhed7]

Oh M' God!

Not Chef!!!!! That makes me so sad.


http://www.southparkstudios.com/downloads/display_video.php?ep_number=912&ep_name=Trapped%20in%20the%20Closet &vid=http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/video/912/912_Newscaster_Police_QT6.mov&vid_name=Its%20been%20four%20hours% 20now,%20and%20Tom%20Cruise%20still %20will%20not%20come%20out%20(QT6)

[sweetmik]

that's hella lame

nice

[RandomHero1230]

Wtf?!

[tambo41187]

Oh my god, this closet is too comfortable.

[akkie]

Matt Stone's response was really good. Isaac looks like the bitch now.

[Ruggiero2oo8]

bummer.

[xdrummerxdudex]

shit. he was funny. always wanting to save the children.

[Buried A Lie]

his loss, its just a large pool of money that will never make it into his bank account, he'll be back ;)

[clintdaddy]

damn Stone fucking owned him

[mewithcoldplay]

Never liked this show.

[Trainsaw]

i doubt he'll end up back, he's pretty old but he def isn't going to go on to greater things from here, its just a celebrity religion anyways

[punkrockcasual]

Nano from MD?

[marbury1414]

What a hypocrite.

[fugitive_alien]

all hail Xenu!!

[preppyak]

for the lazy people

He has no problem — and he's cashed plenty of checks — with our show making fun of Christians...never heard a peep out of Isaac in any way until we did Scientology. He wants a different standard for religions other than his own, and to me, that is where intolerance and bigotry begin."

[DroppedUrPocket]

that's hella lame
We have a winner.

[Salomonbz90]

o boy...here we go again

[GAD_guy]

that's lame. scientology HAD to be made fun of. it was just sitting there saying "please trey and matt make fun of me." seriously. but this is ridiculous of issac hayes to do after how much the show has ridiculed christians and jews for years and have also touched on mormons and a few others. bigotry my ass, hypocrite.

oh yeah and the scientology episode is one of the best they've ever made.

[Shatter_Glass]

Shit. Well, have Chapelle come in as "Cook".

[Toner]

Hahaha I honestly cannot wait for episode 1 of season 10...

You know they are going to kill off Chef as if it means nothing, just like they did with Mrs Crabtree and Kenny when he disappeared for a season before bringing him back as if he had never died in the first place.

"Hey Kenny. Where the fuck have you been!?"

Brilliant show, brilliant creators. Love it.

[ActorInThisPlay]

for the lazy people
oh snap

[PlaCracktheSky]

Ok, this may be a stupid questions but what the hell is scientology? I know its a religion i guess but what makes it different from anything else?

[underthetalking]

Now this opens the door for Barry White to play Chef.

[Shatter_Glass]

Never liked this show.

Stupid Jew.

I hate the fact that people still have an opinion of this show based off episodes way back in '97' like the "Alien Anal Probe" one. It's SO much better now!

[preppyak]

oh snap
yeah, the last line is fucking gold

[Shatter_Glass]

Hmmmm what would Tyler Durden have to say about this??? Hmm.... Let's See : http://www.wwtdd.com/ !

[bung]

if i was making the kind of cash that i'm sure he is making, there isn't anything i wouldn't make fun of.

[preppyak]

Hmmmm what would Tyler Durden have to say about this??? Hmm.... Let's See : http://www.wwtdd.com/ !

Matt and Trey did not go on to say that Hayes should probably move to France with the rest of the pussies, and that, seriously, your religion is based on UFO’s trapped in volcano prisons. Good luck with the sanity.
haha

[blimpcityhero11]

It's amazing how far South Park has come since it first began. I think they are the best satire on TV despite mixing in the stupid humor at times. This is stupid for him to quit the show when they make fun of Judaism and Christianity plenty.

[oh_justin]

What a bitch. Can't wait to see how they kill him off.

[loudpunkguitar]

Now this opens the door for Barry White to play Chef.

aww dude, barry white is dead

[marbury1414]

aww dude, barry white is dead

From the graaaaave! Oooooooh!

[tallperson]

Hayes sure didn't seem to mind when a statue of the Virgin Mary spewed menstrual blood onto the Pope's face.

Hehe, I know I didn't mind. Makes me giggle just thinking about it.

[Gregkash]

hahaha you know there gonna have an episode where Chef doesn't speak and the children just insult him the whole time.

[A picasso blue]

no Chef? not cool..

[Tony]

aww dude, barry white is dead
damn, i was gonna say curtis mayfield, but he's dead too! guess it's gonna have to be marvin gaye...FUCK!

[A picasso blue]

Ok, this may be a stupid questions but what the hell is scientology? I know its a religion i guess but what makes it different from anything else?
one of their beliefs is that pharmaceutical drugs are all fake and have no effect whatsoever. thats the point that seems to be talked about a lot

[beggingthesky]

Hayes sure didn't seem to mind when a statue of the Virgin Mary spewed menstrual blood onto the Pope's face.

Hehe, I know I didn't mind. Makes me giggle just thinking about it.

hehe "that's not a miracle. chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time."

[Bobcat46308]

lol, why is everyone hating on chef?? just because the guy who played his voice is acting like a d-bag doesn't mean chef should be punished. hopefully they find a cool way to end his time on the show or maybe some way to keep him on....

[zizou1790]

Matt Stone's response was really good. Isaac looks like the bitch now.

what was stones response?

[priceprice]

this is terable news, this just killed my week! see what religion dose!

[Rufio21]

this is terable news, this just killed my week! see what religion dose!

you cant spell.. go to school

[TBSguitar]

Ok, this may be a stupid questions but what the hell is scientology? I know its a religion i guess but what makes it different from anything else?

basically some sci-fi writer created his own religion that takes a bit of something from other religions and philosophers. but he thinks that we came from some other group of planets, and some aliens dropped us into volcanoes. it's weird, i know. but that's what it is.

[screamoutmyname]

This show is all about insulting everyone and anyone... That's why it's so funny.

[cahrishurr]

damn it, chef is awesome

"well hello childreeen"

[sellitforcaeish]

i remember in the MTV diary for DMX he said he loved south park and watched it everyday, he would be a BADASS chef, the meanest motherfucker on the block.

[dave vegan]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology

jesus kids, don't you know about wikipedia yet?

[unwritten]

Wack news.

[I am all talk]

I expect a whole episode dedicated to issac hayes being a hypocrite

[preppyak]

what was stones response?
He has no problem — and he's cashed plenty of checks — with our show making fun of Christians...never heard a peep out of Isaac in any way until we did Scientology. He wants a different standard for religions other than his own, and to me, that is where intolerance and bigotry begin."
yeah

[LPMagic]

Exactly what many others have said. How can he call the line "crossed" after that episode? Has he not watched an episode in the last 9 years?

- Jeff

[makebelieve327]

The funniest part of the episode was that they simply told the story of Scientology without having to exaggerate anything. The "religion" itself is funny enough.

South Park is still hilarious, though i belive the season before last was better; The Jeffersons, The Goobacks, the dance team, Awesome-O, the Douche and the Turd, Walmart. All priceless. I'm sure they'll come through once again with the new season.

http://www.tv.com/south-park/show/344/episode_guide.html&season=8

[InDireNeedSF]

lol, why is everyone hating on chef?? just because the guy who played his voice is acting like a d-bag doesn't mean chef should be punished. hopefully they find a cool way to end his time on the show or maybe some way to keep him on....

You do realize that chef is a 'fictional' character right?

[catscradle]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology

jesus kids, don't you know about wikipedia yet?
i love wikipedia for the sheer fact that you can edit any page and put whatever you want onto it.

Oh Joy.

[Bobcat46308]

You do realize that chef is a 'fictional' character right?

yeah man

[lackofcolour 13]

so that must mean no more chef. Because Isaac Hayes is not a voice you can emulate. Thats a shame. Leave it to a scientologist to fuck something else up for me. First being my intense sexual attraction to Katie Holmes. Second being my respect for Beck.

[Kyner]

Weak dude.....fucking weak

[invincibleXL]

thats retarded if he left just for that reason, but in reality none of us know for sure what happened.

[Badgers08]

damn, i was gonna say curtis mayfield, but he's dead too! guess it's gonna have to be marvin gaye...FUCK!
god i almost wet myself reading that :rotfl:

[looram12]

apparently they wouldn't give him a raise, dickhead

[elemenohpe]

Trey Parker pwned him though...

never heard a peep out of Isaac in any way until we did Scientology. He wants a different standard for religions other than his own, and to me, that is where intolerance and bigotry begin.

[sweetmik]

Shit. Well, have Chapelle come in as "Cook".

genius. That would be fucking great!

[Zanarky]

ah, so he can mentally destroy the beliefs of others, but when it comes to his own religion, he can't take it.

Weak. South Park is going to suck without him though.

[Pat Brown]

that's lame. scientology HAD to be made fun of. it was just sitting there saying "please trey and matt make fun of me." seriously. but this is ridiculous of issac hayes to do after how much the show has ridiculed christians and jews for years and have also touched on mormons and a few others. bigotry my ass, hypocrite.

oh yeah and the scientology episode is one of the best they've ever made.Touched on mormons? they made a freakin entire episode devoted to how inane it is - which by the way was a classic.

[xNarnianAnalogy]

Does anyone have the scientology episode or know where I can find it? I tried limewire but it didn't work.

[GAD_guy]

Touched on mormons? they made a freakin entire episode devoted to how inane it is - which by the way was a classic.

true. but christians and jews have been made fun of in several episodes. mormons got that one episode and it was over.

[no1yanks23]

To the person saying that Mormons only got one episode, while Christians got many....

Mormons ARE Christians technically. They believe in Jesus as being God, etc. They just believe a lot other more farout things as well that every other sect disagrees with (you can find this on wikipedia too) So when South Park makes fun of Christianity, they're making fun of Mormons as well as every other sect. They're just not making fun of the typical things Mormons get made fun of for.

[Nate_RAWKS]

haha great title

[JoshIsArealBoy]

To the person saying that Mormons only got one episode, while Christians got many....

Mormons ARE Christians technically. They believe in Jesus as being God, etc. They just believe a lot other more farout things as well that every other sect disagrees with (you can find this on wikipedia too) So when South Park makes fun of Christianity, they're making fun of Mormons as well as every other sect. They're just not making fun of the typical things Mormons get made fun of for.


Bullshit, mormons are totally different! They made their own bible, mormons are not christians, that's why they're called mormons dumb ass.

[Fury15]

hahahahaahahaha scientology. funniest thing ever.

[hippieocracy]

"This is 100 percent having to do with his faith of Scientology... He has no problem — and he's cashed plenty of checks — with our show making fun of Christians."

weak.
i love matt stone.

[xabadstarrx]

Does anyone have the scientology episode or know where I can find it? I tried limewire but it didn't work.


you can find it at www.youtube.com

[no1yanks23]

Bullshit, mormons are totally different! They made their own bible, mormons are not christians, that's why they're called mormons dumb ass.

They're called mormons very similarly to the way catholics are catholics and protestants are called protestants. They do believe the bible is the word of God, they just believe in four other books too.

Isn't technically the word Christian meaning the follower of Christ? They do believe that Christ is Lord, and they are technically a sect of Christianity.

So maybe I am a dumbass, but I do also believe that I am quite right here. The views that define them are not at all accepted by Christians that aren't them (myself included), but it's sort of similar to the way that prayers for the dead is really only a catholic practice that pretty much every other Christian disagrees with. Are catholics not Christian? What defines what a Christian means?