size

[mymomsapanda]

how much does size really matter?

[Indoor Living]

I like 20 oz. more. I've never been a fan of drinking out of a can.

[MarsEatWorld]

a lot. you better have a footer or you ain't gettin laid

[quarterhorse101]

meh i'd rather a biggun but it depends on how he can work it

[SincerelyMe]

If your girl says size doesn't matter it's because you're small.

Size does matter, but not nearly as much as how you work with what you got.

[mymomsapanda]

how small is "small"?

[MarsEatWorld]

how small is "small"?
11 inches.

[quarterhorse101]

how small is "small"?

5 or less
fuck that "this is normal"

[SincerelyMe]

5 or less
fuck that "this is normal"

I've been told that 5 is normal but I doubt it. I think "normal" is around 6.

[phil19]

this thread makes me feel so innadequate

[quarterhorse101]

I've been told that 5 is normal but I doubt it. I think "normal" is around 6.


probs by guys that are 5''

[SincerelyMe]

probs by guys that are 5''

Every guy below 6" says that 5" is normal.

[intensified]

11 inches.

Pft, that's tiny. I want a Godzilla penis.

[Dan!]

my dick is 6" and its depressing

[intensified]

my dick is 6" and its depressing

I'd do you for your musical interests.

[MarsEatWorld]

my dick is 6" and its depressing
you a mini-man?

[MarsEatWorld]

I'd do you for your musical interests.
I'd do him for his amazing profile picture.

[intensified]

I'd do him for his amazing profile picture.

Yes, I just noticed this. Hahahaha.

[wishresign03]

my pee pee is 2 inches and im damn proud of it

[MarsEatWorld]

my pee pee is 2 inches and im damn proud of it
you haven't even hit puberty yet...

[intensified]

you haven't even hit puberty yet...

He was trying to be funny, Mars. Jesus.

But, srsly. I hate kids like that, too.

[wishresign03]

you haven't even hit puberty yet...

He was trying to be funny, Mars. Jesus.

But, srsly. I hate kids like that, too.

Haha i'm just fooling around. i would say the real size but i dont feel like it needs to be announced on a message board.

[intensified]

Haha i'm just fooling around. i would say the real size but i dont feel like it needs to be announced on a message board.

Pft, everyone else is doing it.

I'll tell you my penis size. It'll be fun.

[MarsEatWorld]

Haha i'm just fooling around. i would say the real size but i dont feel like it needs to be announced on a message board.
Fooling around? I think nott

[wishresign03]

Pft, everyone else is doing it.

I'll tell you my penis size. It'll be fun.

This interests me.

Fooling around? I think nott

I think soo

[intensified]

This interests me.

It should interest you. I even have pics.

Okay. Maybe not.

[wishresign03]

It should interest you. I even have pics.

Okay. Maybe not.
awwwww i'm sad now

[intensified]

awwwww i'm sad now

I have a really pretty vuh-jayjay though, if you're into that shit.

[phil19]

I have a really pretty vuh-jayjay though, if you're into that shit.

im into that

[wishresign03]

I have a really pretty vuh-jayjay though, if you're into that shit.
oh i'm into it ;-)

[Dan!]

you a mini-man?

height wise?

[AndrewIcex]

:-| @ this thread.

[Dan!]

I'd do him for his amazing profile picture.

Yes, I just noticed this. Hahahaha.

hahahaha, it's a people pleaser

[zac_montucky]

:-| @ this thread.

I'm gonna have to agree on this one

[MarsEatWorld]

height wise?
yup

[Dan!]

yup

like 6' even

[TMartin442]

the greatest words ive ever heard were "oww that hurts, slow down." and she was kind of dirty.

[MarsEatWorld]

like 6' even
more like 4 foot for a 6 inch you should be like subwayyy footlongggg

[Dan!]

more like 4 foot for a 6 inch you should be like subwayyy footlongggg

think i may go masturbate with my tears of sorrow now

[drzafs]

Haha, since I haven't really been down this road yet I haven't been curious. But, based on what the norm is I don't have much to worry about. :D

[MarsEatWorld]

Haha, since I haven't really been down this road yet I haven't been curious. But, based on what the norm is I don't have much to worry about. :D
at least your cock is big since your brain is tiny

[MarsEatWorld]

think i may go masturbate with my tears of sorrow now
good lube?

[drzafs]

at least your cock is big since your brain is tiny

Haha, I've got to make up for it some how.

[phil19]

when it comes to lube i recommend glow in the dark lube

and the longer this thread goes the more inadequate i feel

[charmer]

height matters just as much as width. skinny dicks are just as bad as small ones.

[thesafeword]

This thread made me feel slightly above average. I'll take it.

[drzafs]

This thread made me feel slightly above average. I'll take it.

My thoughts exactly.

[theguy77]

being black makes these threads pleasantly amusing. i can feel blessed for what ive been endowed by genetics.

[Animalhill]

It is threads like this that make me stoaked to be a Russian Jew. Hebrew Hammer ladies ;-)

[Reaver]

i'm 5", my gf says it's perfect, lol. screw you.

[Animalhill]

i'm 5", my gf says it's perfect, lol. screw you.
*pats Reaver on back*

[Reaver]

*pats Reaver on back*

hahaha, thanks.

[Animalhill]

hahaha, thanks.
haha I was just being an asshole my friend. ;-)

[Reaver]

haha I was just being an asshole my friend. ;-)

lol, i'm ok with it. i wouldn't post it in here, if i hadn't accepted me the way i am.

[Animalhill]

lol, i'm ok with it. i wouldn't post it in here, if i hadn't accepted me the way i am.
haha word man.

[MarsEatWorld]

Haha, I've got to make up for it some how.
I see! niceone

[MarsEatWorld]

i'm 5", my gf says it's perfect, lol. screw you.
That's because she's your GIRLFRIEND.

[Animalhill]

That's because she's your GIRLFRIEND.
ooof. haha

[Reaver]

That's because she's your GIRLFRIEND.

hellooo, meanie =)

[MarsEatWorld]

hellooo, meanie =)
hayo. Glad you know I'm being a meanie in this thread. If you look at all my other posts you'll feel mahhh gist.

[Reaver]

hayo. Glad you know I'm being a meanie in this thread. If you look at all my other posts you'll feel mahhh gist.

what do you mean, "in this thread"?

[MarsEatWorld]

what do you mean, "in this thread"?
I'm not usually mean ><

[MarsEatWorld]

okay maybe a little

[Reaver]

okay maybe a little

hahaha

[MarsEatWorld]

hahaha
:D

[Reaver]

:D

w00t

[intensified]

hahahaha, it's a people pleaser

Evidently. It's pleasing Mars and I.

[The_Blackout94]

Hmm reading this makes me feel quite proud.

Being only 15 and being 5 1/2 - 6 inches is quite re-assuring.

Thanks everyone.

Lol.

[intensified]

Hmm reading this makes me feel quite proud.

Being only 15 and being 5 1/2 - 6 inches is quite re-assuring.

Thanks everyone.

Lol.

... 5 1/2?

[kwsqd]

Hmm reading this makes me feel quite proud.

Being only 15 and being 5 1/2 - 6 inches is quite re-assuring.

Thanks everyone.

Lol.
It stops growing at 12.

[intensified]

It stops growing at 12.

Ken would know.

[kwsqd]

Ken would know.
inches.

bam.

[Smash Adams]

inches.

bam.
inches are different from centimeters

[kwsqd]

inches are different from centimeters
We know.

[muttley]

lol at this thread.

[intensified]

inches.

bam.

:-0

[MarsEatWorld]

lol at this thread.
lol at your pee pee

[kwsqd]

:-0
:bow:

[muttley]

lol at your pee pee

I knew a comment like this was on its way.

[MarsEatWorld]

:-0
you ready for his penis in your mouth?

[MarsEatWorld]

I knew a comment like this was on its way.
You know shittt.

[intensified]

lol at your pee pee

What's your guess, Mars? Maybe nine inches?

:bow:

I'm officially impressed, Ken... I'll have you know.

[MarsEatWorld]

What's your guess, Mars? Maybe nine inches?



I'm officially impressed, Ken... I'll have you know.
him? 9centis

[intensified]

you ready for his penis in your mouth?

You know me far too well. It's frightening!

[muttley]

So, if you Google the word size, "Human Penis Size" is the first thing. Second, is the actual word size.
Thought that was funny.

[Kassie09]

Size matters. :-0

[kwsqd]

:-|

[MarsEatWorld]

lul

[Kassie09]

what?

[Animalhill]

I don't see how this is at all news to any male. We all know that size matters- and it is completely understandable. You're not going to be able to turn a stripped screw with a tiny phillips head.

[kwsqd]

so you can't bang a whore with a small penis?

[Kassie09]

How do you make a whore moan?

who cares

heheheheh

[Animalhill]

so you can't bang a whore with a small penis?
Well, not "bang" her, but more nudge her a tiny bit further into the hole she lives in.

[AndrewIcex]

Like a hot dog being thrown down a mountain side.

[Srsly]

I'm so large, I can't wear shorts & boxers.

[DejaNew]

Lol at people bragging about their penis sizes.

[MarsEatWorld]

Lol at people bragging about their penis sizes.
Lol at you bragging bout your vagina tightness.

[DejaNew]

Lol at you bragging bout your vagina tightness.
Shit! You caught me. I thought I could get away with it.

In all seriousness though, guys are always like "yeah mine's totally huge. It's basically like a giant cucumber, except not green" or "mine's two inches and I'm proud of it!"

It's not really funny at all.

[MarsEatWorld]

Shit! You caught me. I thought I could get away with it.

In all seriousness though, guys are always like "yeah mine's totally huge. It's basically like a giant cucumber, except not green" or "mine's two inches and I'm proud of it!"

It's not really funny at all.
It's funny that guys brag about it.

[AndrewIcex]

But how many of these guys who brag about it, actually use it? That's a better question.

[Reaver]

But how many of these guys who brag about it, actually use it? That's a better question.

did you just brag about having sex?

[MarsEatWorld]

did you just brag about having sex?
Did you just realize you haven't had sex in a while? lol jk

[Reaver]

Did you just realize you haven't had sex in a while? lol jk

the meanie's back. gotta watch out.

you're wrong, btw. :-p

[MarsEatWorld]

the meanie's back. gotta watch out.

you're wrong, btw. :-p
=]<3

[Reaver]

=]<3

i love you, too. you know?

[MarsEatWorld]

i love you, too. you know?
Yup. I like your big size.

[Reaver]

Yup. I like your big size.

you'll never see it. but you can still dream about it.

[MarsEatWorld]

you'll never see it. but you can still dream about it.
Hahaha. I don't need to see it/nor do I wish to. But I'll like you because of it! deal?

[Reaver]

Hahaha. I don't need to see it/nor do I wish to. But I'll like you because of it! deal?

let me think about it... ummm, ah fuck it! deal!
and why would i like you?

[MarsEatWorld]

let me think about it... ummm, ah fuck it! deal!
and why would i like you?
tight vagina. obviously.

[Reaver]

tight vagina. obviously.

haha, alright. that's a good deal.

[MarsEatWorld]

haha, alright. that's a good deal.
word.

[AndrewIcex]

did you just brag about having sex?
Well more like talkin shit, but yes our sex is amazing, if you want to know.

[Mytsic Bullshit]

Well more like talkin shit, but yes our sex is amazing, if you want to know.

Your saying your sex as in males are amazing? Or something else ?

[AndrewIcex]

Your saying your sex as in males are amazing? Or something else ?
Uhh what? I was referring to the sex I have with my girlfriend is quite amazing.. and talking shit (but kidding) about what some people were saying previously.

/joke destroyed

[Mytsic Bullshit]

Uhh what? I was referring to the sex I have with my girlfriend is quite amazing.. and talk shit (but kidding) about what some people were saying previously.

/joke destroyed

cool .
True story.

[AndrewIcex]

cool .
True story.
:-|

[Mytsic Bullshit]

:-|


never mind lol.
Inside joke. Always confuses people. My friends and I always say true story.
Anyways ya good luck to you and your girlfriend, This thread is :-|

[AndrewIcex]

never mind lol.
Inside joke. Always confuses people. My friends and I always say true story.
Anyways ya good luck to you and your girlfriend, This thread is :-|
Ha thanks, and yeah.. this thread is expected though.. PL is full of sex addicts..

[Mytsic Bullshit]

Ha thanks, and yeah.. this thread is expected though.. PL is full of sex addicts..


True story. :-)

[ArmedROBery]

This reminds me of the 'grower' vs. 'shower' thread, which was equally as hilarious.

[Neo Cassady]

This reminds me of the 'grower' vs. 'shower' thread, which was equally as hilarious.

That thread is more relevant to me than this one.

[speak easy]

It's funny that guys brag about it.

hey, if you got it flaunt it

[MarsEatWorld]

hey, if you got it flaunt it
ehh.

[speak easy]

ehh.

girls do the sameeeee shit why cant guys

[MarsEatWorld]

girls do the sameeeee shit why cant guys
I'VE GOT BIG BOOBS AND A TIGHT VAGINAAAAA
okay now you can.

[speak easy]

I'VE GOT BIG BOOBS AND A TIGHT VAGINAAAAA
okay now you can.

good looks...IVE GOT A HUGE COCK AND BEAUTIFUL ABS now everyones happy

[MarsEatWorld]

good looks...IVE GOT A HUGE COCK AND BEAUTIFUL ABS now everyones happy
OH IM SO SEXYYY TOOO NICE ASSSS. yeahhhhhhhh.
woohooo we live on a fucking rainbow of happiness.
[too gay? maybe]

[speak easy]

OH IM SO SEXYYY TOOO NICE ASSSS. yeahhhhhhhh.
woohooo we live on a fucking rainbow of happiness.
[too gay? maybe]

yeah you mightve crossed the line a little bit there haha

[MarsEatWorld]

yeah you mightve crossed the line a little bit there haha
minus the rainbow then.. lol


I tend to cross lines because I have no lines :D

[speak easy]

minus the rainbow then.. lol


I tend to cross lines because I have no lines :D

wowwwww quit bragging! lol :P

[MarsEatWorld]

wowwwww quit bragging! lol :P
Hahhahaa. I have tan lines.... that's it..

btw, you live near DC and like blink would you HAPPEN to be going to Freefest?

[Ryan Mills]

This thread is hilarious.

If you're so insecure, go to this website (http://www.anatomy.wisc.edu/courses/gross/) and watch 4:45 into dissection number 9 and see just how shallow it actually is. Warning: somewhat graphic as it is actual dissection video.

[MarsEatWorld]

This thread is hilarious.

If you're so insecure, go to this website (http://www.anatomy.wisc.edu/courses/gross/) and watch 4:45 into dissection number 9 and see just how shallow it actually is. Warning: somewhat graphic as it is actual dissection video.
OMG YES I LOVE DISSECTIONS!!!

[Ryan Mills]

OMG YES I LOVE DISSECTIONS!!!

They're much less fun when you do them hours on end and smell like formaldehyde nonstop for 4 months.

[speak easy]

Hahhahaa. I have tan lines.... that's it..

btw, you live near DC and like blink would you HAPPEN to be going to Freefest?

oh im sorry welllllll i happen to have no tan lines and pretty much flawless :) anddddddd i would love to but i dont have a ticket :(

[MarsEatWorld]

They're much less fun when you do them hours on end and smell like formaldehyde nonstop for 4 months.
I watched a couple open heart surgeries. Those didn't smell too nice either.. OH and I disected cats for a whole year. Super awesome. Are you a med school student?

[MarsEatWorld]

oh im sorry welllllll i happen to have no tan lines and pretty much flawless :) anddddddd i would love to but i dont have a ticket :(
oh dang. Well, I play softball so I have horrid sock/shorts tan... =[

I'm going :D I'll be at Maryland next year maybehh we can hang out :]

[Ryan Mills]

I watched a couple open heart surgeries. Those didn't smell too nice either.. OH and I disected cats for a whole year. Super awesome. Are you a med school student?

Well, if you like to watch surgery videos, you can find plenty of interesting stuff here: http://medlineplus.gov/

And yes, I am.

[MarsEatWorld]

Well, if you like to watch surgery videos, you can find plenty of interesting stuff here: http://medlineplus.gov/

And yes, I am.
I started from dissection one from that other link :P but thanks that's awesome.

Sweet, I want to be a cardiothoracic surgeon some day.... and by some day I mean 16 years..ha

[speak easy]

oh dang. Well, I play softball so I have horrid sock/shorts tan... =[

I'm going :D I'll be at Maryland next year maybehh we can hang out :]

luckyyyyy i might just have to sneak in somehow but im going to the one down in VA beach in like early october. But yeahhhh we definetly should :) lol

[MarsEatWorld]

luckyyyyy i might just have to sneak in somehow but im going to the one down in VA beach in like early october. But yeahhhh we definetly should :) lol
oh sweet. if I feel that freefest doesn't deliver enough blink I'm going to VA beach as well. Hopefully it delivers though lol

[Ryan Mills]

I started from dissection one from that other link :P but thanks that's awesome.

Sweet, I want to be a cardiothoracic surgeon some day.... and by some day I mean 16 years..ha

I have a friend who is almost done with his general surgery residency and plans to go into cardiothoracic surgery. It is a very tricky field right now, however, because many of the surgeries they used to perform are being done less invasively by interventional cardiologists or radiologists.

[speak easy]

oh sweet. if I feel that freefest doesn't deliver enough blink I'm going to VA beach as well. Hopefully it delivers though lol

you shoulddddd im going to school down there so ill be right there :)

[MarsEatWorld]

I have a friend who is almost done with his general surgery residency and plans to go into cardiothoracic surgery. It is a very tricky field right now, however, because many of the surgeries they used to perform are being done less invasively by interventional cardiologists or radiologists.
I had an internship at Duke hospital this past year and I would go to it 4 times a week. Once every 2 weeks I watched open heart surgeries and the other days I watched angioplasties and caths. That's really cool. What are you doing?

[Ryan Mills]

I had an internship at Duke hospital this past year and I would go to it 4 times a week. Once every 2 weeks I watched open heart surgeries and the other days I watched angioplasties and caths. That's really cool. What are you doing?

Surviving for now. I hope to eventually be a neurointerventional radiologist.

[MarsEatWorld]

Surviving for now. I hope to eventually be a neurointerventional radiologist.
Would you mind if I PMed you to talk about this? I haven't had a decent conversation like this in a while and don't want to bombard this thread.

[MarsEatWorld]

you shoulddddd im going to school down there so ill be right there :)
word. Depends on freefest though. How far is your school from DC?

[Ryan Mills]

Would you mind if I PMed you to talk about this? I haven't had a decent conversation like this in a while and don't want to bombard this thread.

Go ahead.

[speak easy]

word. Depends on freefest though. How far is your school from DC?

um like 3 hours? i live only like 20 minutes from DC tho

[MarsEatWorld]

um like 3 hours? i live only like 20 minutes from DC tho
oh damn. Haha. Yeah, I heard VA Beach was like 4 hours from Maryland.

[speak easy]

oh damn. Haha. Yeah, I heard VA Beach was like 4 hours from Maryland.

Well my school is in Norfolk which is a little closer but where in MD do you live

[MarsEatWorld]

Well my school is in Norfolk which is a little closer but where in MD do you live
I live in NC actually. I'm just going up to school at college park

[speak easy]

I live in NC actually. I'm just going up to school at college park

oh truuu colllege park is fun :)

[MarsEatWorld]

oh truuu colllege park is fun :)
I'm excited. I have orientation next week :D

[speak easy]

I'm excited. I have orientation next week :D

haha yeah i just got back from orientation today!

[MarsEatWorld]

haha yeah i just got back from orientation today!
nice! How was it?

[speak easy]

nice! How was it?

it was amazing i showed everyone my huge cock! lol but i cant wait to finally start :)

[MarsEatWorld]

it was amazing i showed everyone my huge cock! lol but i cant wait to finally start :)
HAHAHA. Oh well I'll have to one up you and show everyone my boobs anddd my ass. HMPH

[speak easy]

HAHAHA. Oh well I'll have to one up you and show everyone my boobs anddd my ass. HMPH

haha buttttt you have tan lines sooooo i win sorry :)

[MarsEatWorld]

haha buttttt you have tan lines sooooo i win sorry :)
hmph. Whatever

[kaycey]

i'm just wondering if you ladies know that we aren't supposed to play cricket with our dicks.

no i'm not joking, really.

[AndrewIcex]

word. Depends on freefest though. How far is your school from DC?
Hey what happened to keeping threads on topic? :-)

[MarsEatWorld]

Hey what happened to keeping threads on topic? :-)
read the rest. we totally kept it on topic. and we were obviously discussing this so I could see his HUGE DICK.

[ohLOOKitsLEAH]

... some guy sent me a naked picture of himself, and it turned out he had this ENORMOUS dick.
Like, it was MASSIVE.
I was horrified, he could like, kill someone with that thing.
:(

[llwilliamsll]

You should probably share that picture with all of us.

[AndrewIcex]

read the rest. we totally kept it on topic. and we were obviously discussing this so I could see his HUGE DICK.
Gross

[MarsEatWorld]

Gross
You know I'm kidding. :] Anyway, size matters.

[SonEric84]

You know I'm kidding. :] Anyway, size matters.



You are very active in this thread...then you wonder why the weirdos are after you.

[anthonydarko]

http://jamie-online.com/random-jamz/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/facepalm.jpg
at this thread.

[MarsEatWorld]

You are very active in this thread...then you wonder why the weirdos are after you.
hahhahahaa. did you see my nonsense? I'm so awesome .

[Reaver]

hahhahahaa. did you see my nonsense? I'm so awesome .

that's actually a pretty nice picture you got there.

[MarsEatWorld]

that's actually a pretty nice picture you got there.
where?

[Reaver]

where?

well, your profile picture of course. except for that cheap-looking bikini

[MarsEatWorld]

well, your profile picture of course. except for that cheap-looking bikini
it actually cost a shitload =[

[Reaver]

it actually cost a shitload =[

haha, i may change my mind if i saw more than just that glimpse. did you lose a lot of weight recently?

[MarsEatWorld]

haha, i may change my mind if i saw more than just that glimpse. did you lose a lot of weight recently?
uhh this past year yeah
porquoi

[Reaver]

uhh this past year yeah

thought so. the previous pictures made you look like a fatty. no offence.
but those are pretty hot, now. i'm just honest. jk.

[MarsEatWorld]

thought so. the previous pictures made you look like a fatty. no offence.
but those are pretty hot, now. i'm just honest. jk.
hahaha. well thanks? I guess..

[Reaver]

hahaha. well thanks? I guess..

yeah, it was supposed to be a compliment. just take it. =)

[MarsEatWorld]

yeah, it was supposed to be a compliment. just take it. =)
Haha. I got injured last year which meant no exercise for me....but I got rid of that junk.

[fake empire]

thought so. the previous pictures made you look like a fatty. no offence.
but those are pretty hot, now. i'm just honest. jk.
you sure know how to smooth talk the ladies!!!

[Mytsic Bullshit]

you sure know how to smooth talk the ladies!!!


ahaha I was just gonna say that.

[fake empire]

ahaha I was just gonna say that.
I would never treat you like that gurl

[MarsEatWorld]

I would never treat you like that gurl
now THAT is smooth.

[speak easy]

you sure know how to smooth talk the ladies!!!

it doesnt matter, as long as his dick is huge hes fine

[MarsEatWorld]

it doesnt matter, as long as his dick is huge hes fine
this is true lol

[AlexEnglish]

well just take a lesson from family guy.

Lois: "Peter, I care as much about the size of your penis as you care about the size of my breasts."
Peter: "OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU" *storms out in tears*

that should answer a few questions.

[lfdfforever]

8 inches but i can't last very long. :-(

[AlexEnglish]

8 inches but i can't last very long. :-(

wear condoms. id much rather have sex that didnt feel that good for me than have the girls that i have sex with tell everybody that i cant last long.

[lfdfforever]

tried them. not a fan.

[MarsEatWorld]

tried them. not a fan.
just don't have sex.

[lfdfforever]

option a or option b hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

[AlexEnglish]

tried them. not a fan.

ive yet to try them. and i probably should, considering paying for an abortion puts a major hole in your pocket.

[MarsEatWorld]

option a or option b hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
lol. just get her preggers and keep goin

[fake empire]

this is true lol
ew

[MarsEatWorld]

ew
it was a joke.... as is everything i've said about size in this thread

[SonEric84]

it was a joke.... as is everything i've said about size in this thread



Too late for that retraction..all the creeps read what you've been saying and now have you in their sights. Sorry.

[MarsEatWorld]

Too late for that retraction..all the creeps read what you've been saying and now have you in their sights. Sorry.
awwhwhhh fuck.
sucksimtaken.

[speak easy]

(405): the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
(972): please tell me you have proof of this

[Jake Denning]

HAHAHA. Oh well I'll have to one up you and show jake my boobs anddd my ass. HMPH

fixed.

[MarsEatWorld]

fixed.
hahaha.

[Jake Denning]

hahaha.

welllllll?

[MarsEatWorld]

welllllll?
negativeee

[Sic Transit Zeb]

probs by guys that are 5''

google. you should use it.

[Jake Denning]

negativeee

Mars your breaking my heart.

[MarsEatWorld]

Mars your breaking my heart.
you're*
if you want to get me you have to at least seem half intelligent :]

[Jake Denning]

you're*
if you want to get me you have to at least seem half intelligent :]

oy5TJ0s2HJs

[MarsEatWorld]

oy5TJ0s2HJs
I couldn't handle more than 10 seconds of that.

[Burn_Burn_Burn]

@MarsEatWorld

Everyone is either very mean to you, or just plain flirting badly with you.

I just want to say, you're pretty and a pretty good talker.
It's pretty cool how you actually care about grammar; I'm the only person I know that does that.

Also, I have 7 1/2 inches.

[MarsEatWorld]

@MarsEatWorld

Everyone is either very mean to you, or just plain flirting badly with you.

I just want to say, you're pretty and a pretty good talker.
It's pretty cool how you actually care about grammar; I'm the only person I know that does that.

Also, I have 7 1/2 inches.
Haha. Well thanks I suppose. I don't recall anyone ever being super mean to me but maybe I'm just blind to that nonsense.

7.5? too small. I like them 1 footers like subway.

[Burn_Burn_Burn]

Haha. Well thanks I suppose. I don't recall anyone ever being super mean to me but maybe I'm just blind to that nonsense.

7.5? too small. I like them 1 footers like subway.

Has anybody ever called you greedy?
Plus, anybody with a 5-Dolla would never readily admit it. To you.
Haha.

[Mytsic Bullshit]

Med buddy mars!!!

[Jake Denning]

I like them 1 footers like subway.

I wish Subway was free all the time. That would be neat.

I'm intelligent.

[MarsEatWorld]

Has anybody ever called you greedy?
Plus, anybody with a 5-Dolla would never readily admit it. To you.
Haha.
Haha. Nope.
Why wouldn't they admit it?
Hell, if I had a footer, I'd run around naked.

[MarsEatWorld]

Med buddy mars!!!
<3

[MarsEatWorld]

I wish Subway was free all the time. That would be neat.

I'm intelligent.
It would be neat. And I know, I was just messing.

[Jake Denning]

And I know, I was just messing.

I'm aware.

I wish I WORKED at Subway, free food AND I get paid. nom nom nom.

[Burn_Burn_Burn]

Haha. Nope.
Why wouldn't they admit it?
Hell, if I had a footer, I'd run around naked.

Haha, well you have 12 inches less than a footer, so do you run around with too many clothes on?
Touché.

[MarsEatWorld]

Haha, well you have 12 inches less than a footer, so do you run around with too many clothes on?
Touché.
nope. I don't have a penis so the action is void.

[Burn_Burn_Burn]

nope. I don't have a penis so the action is void.

I thought my comment was about the size being void..so voiding the action as well instead of reversing it...just confuses the shit out of me.
Congrats, Mars; I'm truly befuddled.

[MarsEatWorld]

You said that since I have not 12 inches I should run around full clothed. I say I have -12 inches [a vagina is concave] and since I don't have a penis [convex] the action of wearing no clothes or tons of clothes is void.

and yay. befuddlement

[Reaver]

You said that since I have not 12 inches I should run around full clothed. I say I have -12 inches [a vagina is concave] and since I don't have a penis [convex] the action of wearing no clothes or tons of clothes is void.

and yay. befuddlement

awesome logic.

[MarsEatWorld]

awesome logic.
I don't think I was making sense so I'll take that as a sarcastic remark. It's 4 am.

[Reaver]

I don't think I was making sense so I'll take that as a sarcastic remark. It's 4 am.

i have no idea what the two of you were talking about, i just found that vagina logic to be awesome. hahaha.

[MarsEatWorld]

i have no idea what the two of you were talking about, i just found that vagina logic to be awesome. hahaha.
oh okay. my negative 12? lol

[Reaver]

oh okay. my negative 12? lol

yeah. did you use a ruler to define those 12?

[Animalhill]

i have no idea what the two of you were talking about, i just found that vagina logic to be awesome. hahaha.
Probably the name of a program on the Lifetime channel.

[iAMhollyood315]

well if its too long you hit the cervix. any person with a convertible/sports car = making up for small penis

[MarsEatWorld]

yeah. did you use a ruler to define those 12?
No, I used a 12 inch pee peee

[Reaver]

No, I used a 12 inch pee peee

awesome. and the 13 inch one you got the day before didn't fit, right?

[MarsEatWorld]

awesome. and the 13 inch one you got the day before didn't fit, right?
Never had a 13 inch in me so IDK if it fits.

[Animalhill]

well if its too long you hit the cervix. any person with a convertible/sports car = making up for small penis
Which inherently gives you bonus points ;-)

[kwsqd]

well if its too long you hit the cervix. any person with a convertible/sports car = making up for small penis
or they're just successful.

[MarsEatWorld]

or they're just successful.
they could be porn stars.

[Reaver]

Never had a 13 inch in me so IDK if it fits.

hahaha, i appreciate your honesty.

[MarsEatWorld]

hahaha, i appreciate your honesty.
of course.

[kwsqd]

they could be porn stars.
haha bam!

[Reaver]

of course.

that's good.

[MarsEatWorld]

haha bam!
I don't know how much they make but I'm assuming they have huge cocks.

[Reaver]

i'm starting to think that mars really loves big cocks.

[MarsEatWorld]

i'm starting to think that mars really loves big cocks.
who doesn't?
oh wait.. people with small ones. gotchaaa

[Reaver]

who doesn't?
oh wait.. people with small ones. gotchaaa

you're only saying that until you get a really big one and get hurt in the process.

[MarsEatWorld]

you're only saying that until you get a really big one and get hurt in the process.
I guess but I made a deal with someone about not having sex for a while so I won't know for a bit...

[Reaver]

I guess but I made a deal with someone about not having sex for a while so I won't know for a bit...

your relationship status says single, hm i'm wondering if you maybe had a sex relationship and you decided to make that deal after a while. but then you would know. hahaha, i want to hear that story!

[lfdfforever]

who doesn't?
oh wait.. people with small ones. gotchaaayou could love me about 8 minutes on a good day hahaha

[MarsEatWorld]

your relationship status says single, hm i'm wondering if you maybe had a sex relationship and you decided to make that deal after a while. but then you would know. hahaha, i want to hear that story!
I'm actually not single.

[MarsEatWorld]

you could love me about 8 minutes on a good day hahaha
excuse you?

[Reaver]

I'm actually not single.

oh, alright that makes sense. and that happy dude has a 12 inch cock?

[Reaver]

excuse you?

he's saying that you would love his cock.