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Drew Beringer
07/24/09, 11:09 AM
haha, looks incredibly stupid, but I'm sure I'll see it. Stars Craig Robinson, Clark Duke, John Cusack, and Rob Corddry

red band trailer in this link: http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/hot-tub-time-machine-has-a-trailer#more-16109

*crying stars*
07/24/09, 12:32 PM
This will at least be interesting, with Cusack being there, hah.

Can't believe Clark landed a role like that (I mean I can with the plotline, but with those actors).

Greg.Kushlan
07/24/09, 01:00 PM
ugh, if my friends see this I might have to kill them.

zubinmoosa
07/24/09, 01:21 PM
Hahaha Darryl's part of the end of the trailer was amazing

MADSTA
07/24/09, 01:49 PM
Interesting cast.

RiCCioLi
07/24/09, 10:47 PM
i like.

neo506
07/24/09, 11:12 PM
Best title since Snakes On A Plane/Midnight Meat Train

With that cast they already have my money haha. Hopefully this will be a good Bmovie

lfdfforever
07/27/09, 08:25 AM
great movie

SandManTEND13
07/27/09, 08:42 AM
hahaha seriously? wow I will probably check this out

secretsociety92
07/27/09, 10:21 AM
Hahha that looks great, I hope it is good as I have missed Cusack not playing a funny role. Oh and what is the song in the background, I have forgotten.

brentkid
07/27/09, 10:27 AM
Hahaha, ridiculous.

Chemical Love
07/27/09, 10:54 AM
Looks amazing. Will be seeing this.

ikikwe
12/16/09, 01:04 PM
New trailer was released today. Still looks pretty hilarious.

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/12/16/hot-tub-time-machine-movie-trailer/

popdisaster00
12/16/09, 01:29 PM
Looks good.

popdisaster00
12/16/09, 01:34 PM
Must be some kind of......Hot Tub Time Machine....(looks at camera) hahahaha

Smash Adams
12/16/09, 01:34 PM
I like Chevy Chase in the Don Knotts in Pleasantville/Christopher Walken in Click role

wrppdarndyrfngr
12/16/09, 02:45 PM
haha new trailer was awesome.

I just hope all the good jokes aren't in this trailer

drudo182
12/16/09, 03:12 PM
Chevy Chase is in this too. I'm in.

Prestonxsmith
12/16/09, 03:17 PM
Twitagra

drudo182
12/16/09, 03:37 PM
Ha, didn't see the new trailer until just now. The end is funny about how to get in contact with the girl.

Genuma
12/16/09, 04:06 PM
man, I just can't stand Clark Duke, looks good otherwise.

jwelborn
12/16/09, 08:42 PM
Will see.

dundermifflin
12/18/09, 10:22 AM
Must be some kind of......Hot Tub Time Machine....(looks at camera) hahahaha

i friggin love craig robinson, that had me rolling so hard

AP_Punk
12/18/09, 10:28 AM
new trailer looks really good. i still wanna see this.

bard
12/18/09, 10:29 AM
craig robinson and chevy chase are great, but i'm not sure if this will be really funny or another hangover.

Urglegrew
12/18/09, 10:39 AM
haha the second trailer made it look alot better for me, the only thing is John Cusack, just not one of my favorite actors

dundermifflin
12/18/09, 10:42 AM
it's called male bonding, have you even seen wild hogs!

MADSTA
12/18/09, 10:45 AM
Must be some kind of......Hot Tub Time Machine....(looks at camera) hahahaha
Cue me crying of laughter.
New trailer is awesome.

heyzombiehitler
12/18/09, 02:13 PM
i'll watch anything with Cusack. he's a dreamboat :-)

PaulsRightNut
01/23/10, 01:37 PM
looks cute, don't know if I'll actually see it.

Smash Adams
01/27/10, 09:16 AM
HlvAp-0BQ9o
You're stealing my happiness right now

Ps 2nd Red Band Trailer, it is NSFW

TerrancePryor
01/29/10, 10:03 AM
Movie looks dumb.

Mibabalou
01/29/10, 10:40 AM
ughh

eraserhead
01/29/10, 11:26 AM
This looks retarded. Not in a good way.

love_american_style
01/29/10, 11:58 AM
fuck you all.


want to see.

Drew Beringer
01/29/10, 12:05 PM
fuck you all.


want to see.
seriously this looks hilarious.

greenteaallday
01/29/10, 12:10 PM
This first comedy i actually want to see in 2010.

Smash Adams
01/29/10, 12:10 PM
seriously this looks hilarious.
It's one of those movies that you'll either love or hate, I'm definitely in the love category

Even the poster is hilarious, and posters are lame 9 times out of 10
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/100128/Hot-Tub-Time-Machine_510.jpg

love_american_style
01/29/10, 12:13 PM
wow...the kid they got to play Cusacks character looks a lot like him.

J.C.
01/29/10, 12:13 PM
My interest in this movie is that it revolves around the magical year of 1986.

Full Effect Ed
02/19/10, 12:31 PM
I just read about the running gag with Crispin Glover's character...fuck I can't wait to see this!

Justin_stacy
02/25/10, 07:52 AM
looks really funny from the trailers....stupid premise smart comedies are always a blast and this looks to be one of those.

itstheLaserRain
02/25/10, 07:57 AM
I can't imagine wtf John Cusack is doing in the cast, but I'll see it for him.

mht
02/25/10, 08:09 AM
the best is how the kid still looks the same because he wasnt born yet LOL

PleasureRyland
02/25/10, 08:10 AM
I am really longing to see this.

Prestonxsmith
03/01/10, 08:37 PM
Saw it tonight. One of the best comedies I have ever seen. Literally above all of Judd Apatow and Todd Phillips projects. This movie literally never had a point where it fell. If there is a screening around you, go see it as soon as possible. 2 of my friends and I didn't even have tickets and they still let us in. So grab a friend and just go see it ASAP.

Miss Heartcore
03/01/10, 08:40 PM
Stoked to see this.

Prestonxsmith
03/01/10, 08:45 PM
http://eventful.com/campaigns/hottub

Find the one closest to you and go. If the theater isn't full about 10 minutes before the movie starts, I am pretty sure they will let you in.

Wake Up
03/01/10, 09:07 PM
http://eventful.com/campaigns/hottub

Find the one closest to you and go. If the theater isn't full about 10 minutes before the movie starts, I am pretty sure they will let you in.

going to see it on thursday, I wish more films would do this.

Mitch
03/01/10, 09:43 PM
Hahaha, my mass comm professor tweeted about this movie:

I thought Hot Tub Time Machine was a joke. Saw trailer today. How disappointing. Anyone who sees it should b flogged.

Prestonxsmith
03/02/10, 08:29 AM
Hahaha, my mass comm professor tweeted about this movie:

I thought Hot Tub Time Machine was a joke. Saw trailer today. How disappointing. Anyone who sees it should b flogged.

He spoke too soon. But really, there is nothing serious about this movie and it knows it. It lets you know very early on.

deadkidsean
03/02/10, 08:31 AM
Wish this had anyone but Clark Duke. I really, really, really fucking hate that kid.

Full Effect Ed
03/02/10, 08:33 AM
Wish this had anyone but Clark Duke. I really, really, really fucking hate that kid.

I agree totally, he's one of those people you just want to punch just by looking at him

Charles777
03/02/10, 08:42 AM
This looks so stupid and so funny at the same time.

Prestonxsmith
03/02/10, 01:18 PM
Wish this had anyone but Clark Duke. I really, really, really fucking hate that kid.

He isn't in it that much. Neither is John Cusack. It's Rob and Craig's movie, really.

Also: Filmmetro.com I just got an actual ticket so I can see it again. I guess they have the other half of the screening tickets.

MADSTA
03/02/10, 01:29 PM
Can't wait to see this.

NaughtyScotty
03/06/10, 08:28 AM
Judging from the trailer, i think they did the best they could with it.

From the title it sounds so incredibly stupid, just because of the premise of a hot tub time machine, but the trailer makes it look like the hot tub time machine isn't the entire movie, just the means for how they travel.

I'll probably end up seeing this, it looks pretty funny once you get past the whole hot tub time machine thing.

Prestonxsmith
03/06/10, 11:56 AM
Judging from the trailer, i think they did the best they could with it.

From the title it sounds so incredibly stupid, just because of the premise of a hot tub time machine, but the trailer makes it look like the hot tub time machine isn't the entire movie, just the means for how they travel.

I'll probably end up seeing this, it looks pretty funny once you get past the whole hot tub time machine thing.

The hot tub plays a big part.

Genuma
03/10/10, 02:42 PM
going to a screening tonight, can't wait.

Genuma
03/11/10, 02:18 PM
loved this, i was glad at the lack of clark duke and his parts were very bearable, considering who it is. i'll definitely pay to see this again when it comes out.

kemichels
03/12/10, 10:14 AM
I got free tickets to a screening to this next week.

Worth my time?

Drew Beringer
03/26/10, 06:23 PM
movie ruled, lol Lougle.

zbrmike79
03/26/10, 09:23 PM
hilarious.
i wanna see it again.

Genuma
03/26/10, 10:07 PM
going to see it again this weekend probably.

gusta0117
03/26/10, 10:12 PM
haha i really liked it. it balanced a good amount of laughs along with enough cusack moments. crispin glover was by far the best part though
id give it a 7/10

Drew Beringer
03/26/10, 10:38 PM
I laughed so hard at "you've been a very bad girl, you really hurt him."

fake empire
03/27/10, 07:36 AM
Loved it.

splitsecond
03/28/10, 12:58 PM
Saw this last night, absolutely great. Cusack being the best Cusack he has been since maybe High Fidelity or Being John Malkovich. I need to see this again sober so I can remember all the damn lines. But yeah, Crispin Glover's character puts this one over the top.

Stavie Steelo
03/28/10, 01:05 PM
I want to see this just because Craig Robinson is it that guy is hilarous

danielineffigy
03/28/10, 01:09 PM
So this is actually funny? It looks terrible.

splitsecond
03/28/10, 01:11 PM
I really don't know what world some of you people live in. Robinson, Corddry and Cusack at their very worst would still combine to make a funny movie. How is it even a consideration that it won't be funny?

splitsecond
03/28/10, 01:12 PM
I want to see this just because Craig Robinson is it that guy is hilarous

Robinson is funny in this movie, but Corddry steals it.

Smash Adams
03/28/10, 02:03 PM
Yeah Corddry better get Zach G big off of this, he deserves it
also loved when Blaine quoted Better Off Dead

splitsecond
03/28/10, 02:16 PM
Better off Dead reference was my favorite part of the movie I think. Though all the Red Dawn jokes were great too.

Thomas Balkcom
03/28/10, 02:19 PM
just over $13.5M this weekend. Thought it'd make closer to $20M than that.

splitsecond
03/28/10, 02:31 PM
just over $13.5M this weekend. Thought it'd make closer to $20M than that.

Kind of blows my mind. Only thing I can think is that Americans are just dumb enough to be turned off by the title and not even check out what the movie is about or who is in it.

Drew Beringer
03/28/10, 03:32 PM
I'm gonna have to see this again this week, last time I laughed this hard at a movie was Zombieland.

fake empire
03/28/10, 05:56 PM
I thought this would be the next Hangover. It's funnier (except for Zach). More people need to see it.

Genuma
03/28/10, 07:24 PM
Cusack was great in this, it's awesome seeing him do comedy again.

Thomas Balkcom
03/28/10, 07:26 PM
agreed on Cusack being great in this.

SaintSammy17
03/28/10, 09:45 PM
Great White Buffalo.

popdisaster00
03/29/10, 09:39 AM
I gotta see this. I really thought it would have had a stronger opening though

Recovery Room
03/29/10, 10:45 AM
I didn't find this as funny as you guys did, unfortunately, which is a bummer. The only parts that I remember even making me laugh-out-loud were: the projectile vomiting, whenever they teased Crispin Glover losing the arm and the hand soap on the face. Other than that, I was a bit underwhelmed and disappointed.

Losthope182
03/29/10, 12:22 PM
Glad to see people are enjoying this movie. I was going to take my time seeing it because the trailers didn't do much for me, but I think I may have to see it sooner than that.

-whisp-
03/29/10, 12:31 PM
I thought this would be the next Hangover. It's funnier (except for Zach). More people need to see it.

Would you say it's different to the hangover humour-wise? I didn't really find that movie particularly funny and I love comedies. Nonetheless I'm still going to check it out when it comes out over here, nice surprise to see Cusack in this!

coryatlarge
03/29/10, 01:01 PM
i really hope my theater picks this up or i will be a sad panda.

dundermifflin
03/29/10, 09:39 PM
finally saw this tonight, thought it was very funny but felt like the trailers and commercials gave too much away

steedorf
03/30/10, 12:19 AM
Was hilarious! Enjoyed it.

Under The Knife
03/30/10, 06:16 AM
If you are a fan of movies such as "Back to the Future," (one of my personal favorites) "Better Off Dead," "Red Dawn," or "Sixteen Candles," you will get a kick out of the homage that this movie pays to those films.

dundermifflin
03/30/10, 10:35 AM
one other complaint how can they say jacob is 20 years old if the movie takes place in 2010, they get sent back to 1986 and he was conceived on that weekend? think about it

vivian_vitality
03/30/10, 10:23 PM
^ I never thought about that. I guess it does make sense. Cause wouldn't he have been conceived in 1990?

I just saw it today. It wasn't as funny as I thought it was going to be and as the trailer made it seem, but it had it's moments.

Recovery Room
03/31/10, 05:20 AM
one other complaint how can they say jacob is 20 years old if the movie takes place in 2010, they get sent back to 1986 and he was conceived on that weekend? think about it
I'd be a stickler for that if, you know, it wasn't about a HOT TUB that sends people back in time.

Wake Up
03/31/10, 05:47 AM
I'd be a stickler for that if, you know, it wasn't about a HOT TUB that sends people back in time.

Hahah

JTMcKrackles
04/03/10, 06:30 AM
Fucking awesome movie. I expected it to suck but saw it with some friends last night and its great.

Drew Beringer
04/03/10, 07:04 AM
saw the movie again, still rules.

Penholder91
04/03/10, 08:42 AM
To Me, I actually think it looks ridiculous. I wouldn't spend money on it. And if I did watch it, I would wait for it to be on TV and Have absolutely nothing else to do.

Colorblind!
04/03/10, 11:58 AM
It's supposed to be ridiculous, and succeeds.

Genuma
04/03/10, 12:00 PM
seriously, no duh the timeline is fucked. does it really matter? this isn't a deep thinker.

paperplanes_xo
04/03/10, 08:46 PM
got free tickets! so keeen

brianlg
04/03/10, 09:14 PM
From the trailer this movie looks awful, but I've heard good things. Might need to check it out

showmethefever
04/03/10, 09:18 PM
This movie definitely had its flaws and wasn't great by any means, but I still enjoyed and it was hilarious. Sometimes you just have to take a movie for what it is and not over analyze it.

Clarett'sGreyGoose
04/03/10, 09:21 PM
This movie definitely had its flaws and wasn't great by any means, but I still enjoyed and it was hilarious. Sometimes you just have to take a movie for what it is and not over analyze it.
this

Guern1ca
04/10/10, 08:45 PM
This shit fucking rocked. Did NOT expect it to be as funny as it was.

irthesteve
04/10/10, 09:58 PM
Loved it, very fuuny

Lueda Alia
04/11/10, 10:27 AM
I loved it. So hilarious.

ActorInThisPlay
04/11/10, 10:31 AM
yep, movie was hilarious.

deaduntildawn
04/11/10, 11:47 AM
I think the low expectations made this movie funnier than it is. Screw that. Its still funny.

SBDrock
04/11/10, 12:48 PM
Everyone is raving about this movie. I havent seen it yet but i have high expectations of it. i hope its worth it.

lauren1234
04/11/10, 05:20 PM
Saw this movie yesterday morning and was half asleep but from what I remember it was funny. Only payed $5 and I'll say it was worth it.

SandManTEND13
04/11/10, 05:33 PM
Saw it the other night and loved it! I thought it was really funny. I had a little smile on my face when I heard Once in a Lifetime by the Talking Heads being played

Thomas Balkcom
05/04/10, 02:24 PM
Coming to DVD June 29th, 2010: http://www.dvdactive.com/news/releases/hot-tub-time-machine.html

Chris Fallon
05/04/10, 02:37 PM
Gonna pick this up for sure. Really funny movie.

Forever.Zero
05/04/10, 02:38 PM
My friend recently bootlegged this movie yesterday. Looking forward to catching it

Smash Adams
05/04/10, 03:36 PM
My friend recently bootlegged this movie yesterday. Looking forward to catching it
Your friend is going to jail

And also that's really early isn't it?

Drew Beringer
05/04/10, 03:52 PM
Coming to DVD June 29th, 2010: http://www.dvdactive.com/news/releases/hot-tub-time-machine.html

Awful cover

Genuma
05/04/10, 04:09 PM
Coming to DVD June 29th, 2010: http://www.dvdactive.com/news/releases/hot-tub-time-machine.html
day before my birthday, perfect. and agreed on the cover, it's really bad.

MADSTA
05/04/10, 06:49 PM
...great white buffalo...

Forever.Zero
05/05/10, 06:09 AM
Your friend is going to jail

And also that's really early isn't it?
Yeah, the quality isn't up there at all. sounds a little muffled adn cam quality but still watchable.

popdisaster00
05/05/10, 09:56 AM
Totally missed this in theaters. Excited for the DVD.

Guern1ca
06/17/10, 10:39 AM
Watching again. Can't get enough. This shit is so over the top man. Hilarious.

PaulsRightNut
06/17/10, 10:49 AM
When is the dvd coming out? I think I might get it - I've watched several times and I can't get enough of it!

Prestonxsmith
06/17/10, 11:00 AM
Still have yet to see the final theatrical version. I think I might pick this up on DVD.

Guern1ca
06/17/10, 11:25 AM
Scene with Craig performing is so awesome. I'd love to go to one of his shows.

a speedo model
06/27/10, 12:49 PM
Watched this last night, fuck me was this great. Will be buying this. Great cast. Love Crispin Glover's character. So quotable.

Losthope182
06/27/10, 05:42 PM
Just finished this....loved it. One of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time, will definitely pick this up.

IcedOpethBlind
06/27/10, 05:44 PM
...great white buffalo...

:appl:

Chrisj182
06/27/10, 05:54 PM
Really funny film, the young guy from Greek and other stuff was mint in my opinion.

Under The Knife
06/27/10, 06:01 PM
According to IMDB, William Zabka (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0951420/) (Johnny from karate Kid) made a cameo. But I don't remember seeing him

BornUnderPunches
06/27/10, 06:10 PM
it's probably one of the stupidest movies I've ever seen, but I laughed my ass off the whole time.

showmethefever
06/27/10, 06:19 PM
I loved this when I saw it in theaters, it was genuinely funny. I'll probably pick it up on Tuesday.

Guern1ca
06/27/10, 06:25 PM
According to IMDB, William Zabka (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0951420/) (Johnny from karate Kid) made a cameo. But I don't remember seeing him

Rick. The guy that makes Corddroy suck Craig Robinsons dick I think.

showmethefever
06/27/10, 06:27 PM
I can't stress enough how funny I find Clark Duke to be, that kid is fucking hilarious.

deadkidsean
09/05/11, 10:01 PM
greatwhitebuffalo..........

Drew Beringer
09/05/11, 10:06 PM
grewhibuffa....

BornUnderPunches
09/05/11, 10:19 PM
if that guy doesn't lose his arm soon I'm gonna fucking take it from him myself.

thesafeword
09/05/11, 10:22 PM
Loved this movie with that account, love it with this one. Fucking comedic gold.

deadkidsean
09/05/11, 10:29 PM
http://i.imgur.com/0WZHz.gif
http://i.imgur.com/LGSfF.gif
http://i.imgur.com/K8RbX.gif

SgtSmegma
09/05/11, 10:30 PM
Watched it for the first time this weekend. Pretty underwhelming honestly, but it wasnt bad

BornUnderPunches
09/05/11, 10:33 PM
Chernobly, fuckin illegal Russian energy drink.

BornUnderPunches
09/05/11, 10:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/LGSfF.gif

hey look it's the douchebag from Karate Kid 3

deadkidsean
09/05/11, 10:37 PM
hey look it's the douchebag from Karate Kid 3
http://i.imgur.com/5tfqO.jpg

blaine apparently beat your shoe off of you, which.....I don't even know how that could fucking happen.

PepsiOne
09/05/11, 10:58 PM
This is how he loses it? Fuck it we're dead then!

deadkidsean
09/05/11, 11:00 PM
"pretty underwhelming"

Drew Beringer
09/05/11, 11:01 PM
http://clutch.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/hot-tub-time-machine.gif

deadkidsean
09/05/11, 11:02 PM
"it's called male bonding....havent you ever fucking seen wild hogs?"

PepsiOne
09/05/11, 11:03 PM
Relax, it's like you've never seen a little cum on your friend's face before

deadkidsean
09/05/11, 11:04 PM
hahahahaha. "SO IMPOSSIBLY BLACK"

PepsiOne
09/05/11, 11:05 PM
Good For You

I Know Right

Drew Beringer
09/05/11, 11:05 PM
Relax, it's like you've never seen a little cum on your friend's face before

hahahahaha. "SO IMPOSSIBLY BLACK"

hahahahahahaha

deadkidsean
09/05/11, 11:07 PM
Relax, it's like you've never seen a little cum on your friend's face before
http://i.imgur.com/dkHAe.gif

PepsiOne
09/05/11, 11:08 PM
Hahahah

Drew Beringer
09/05/11, 11:09 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6a1guVATH1qcn04no1_250.gif

Drew Beringer
09/05/11, 11:10 PM
We can make anything. Fucking IPods, Hybrid cars, match.com. Anything.com. Zac Effron, no one invented him yet. And twitter! Whatever the fuck that is. You know what we can do, combine twitter and Viagra. Twiagra!

deadkidsean
09/05/11, 11:10 PM
the look towards the camera that craig does is so fucking perfect lol

http://i.imgur.com/5BVAQ.png

deadkidsean
09/05/11, 11:10 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6a1guVATH1qcn04no1_250.gif
just got to this scene lol. i love that he says "are you raping" just an awkwardly phrased way to say it but perfect haha

deadkidsean
09/05/11, 11:11 PM
"i write stargate fan fiction so i think i know what im talking about here"

Drew Beringer
09/05/11, 11:13 PM
hahahahaha. "SO IMPOSSIBLY BLACK"
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp13pvVkq41r06momo1_400.gif

PepsiOne
09/05/11, 11:14 PM
why would he do this?
Why? I mean make a list. He's an alcoholic, he's divorced, his wife ran off with that Jamaican guy.
He's failed at every jived ass money hustle he's ever tried.
He has a mountain of debt.
He hates his mother.
Hates himself, hates everybody.
He has erectile dysfunction.
He's got halitosis.
He's got that right ball! One less ball, shriveled up
Oh yeah!
...like a... spoiled grape.
I don't know. It's just like an accumulation of punishment.

Drew Beringer
09/05/11, 11:14 PM
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loldcsIX7z1qelkl4o1_400.gif

Drew Beringer
09/05/11, 11:14 PM
“I don’t like you taking liberties with my dick!”

deadkidsean
09/05/11, 11:15 PM
"first of all: FUCK YOU MOTHAFUCKA"

Drew Beringer
09/05/11, 11:16 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnueqseMTs1qzmlw3o1_500.jpg

PepsiOne
09/05/11, 11:17 PM
"That's probably Ashton Kolchak right now, telling us we've been punk'd or whatever."

deadkidsean
09/05/11, 11:19 PM
"whatever. i'm gonna go to a party at the ski patrol house, i'm gonna find a sexy instructor, and im gonna waaaax his fuckin' pole"

Drew Beringer
09/05/11, 11:20 PM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llucq9mJb81qzp2doo1_500.jpg

HometownHero
09/05/11, 11:23 PM
Fuck it, it's on Instant. Watching it now.

PepsiOne
09/05/11, 11:23 PM
"You can be the hero!"
"Enrique I-fucking-glesias."
"I love that fucking soooong!"

thesafeword
09/05/11, 11:28 PM
Really considering putting this on right now. These quotes have me laughing already.

deadkidsean
09/05/11, 11:30 PM
"alright look look look, right there. i mean, you don't wanna seem overzealous with a full-on rager, you know? you don't want a soft one either, though. you're gonna want AT LEAST half a chub going, right, you know? look at me. look at that. PERFECT."

PepsiOne
09/05/11, 11:36 PM
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd fucking kill myself. I'd be awesome at it. Shotgun to the dick.

deadkidsean
09/05/11, 11:40 PM
don't you put your hands on me, young lady!

PepsiOne
09/05/11, 11:44 PM
You suck and you know it! You just ruined my fuckin' weekend.

thesafeword
09/06/11, 12:08 AM
Why do you waste your time with that second-life bullshit? Look at you. You're still in jail. You were in jail last week.

Yeah, I'm a prisoner. It's called doing hard time.

BornUnderPunches
09/06/11, 05:05 AM
"Yeah exactly. You step on a bug and the fucking internet's never invented."
"Oh no, then you'd have to talk to girls with your mouth"

deadkidsean
11/20/11, 09:53 PM
ko-di-ak VALLEY

BornUnderPunches
11/20/11, 09:54 PM
YOU SUCK AND YOU KNOW IT


x

deadkidsean
02/04/12, 09:30 PM
She GETS it.

http://i.imgur.com/BuvQg.png

Drew Beringer
02/04/12, 09:31 PM
She GETS it.

http://i.imgur.com/BuvQg.png
swoon. and I'm gonna watch it tonight now.

ARE YOU RAPING?

wait, are we raping?

thesafeword
02/04/12, 09:31 PM
People who don't "get" this movie are the worst.

deadkidsean
02/04/12, 09:32 PM
swoon. and I'm gonna watch it tonight now.

ARE YOU RAPING?

wait, are we raping?
I am, too. Third time this year already!

Drew Beringer
02/04/12, 09:33 PM
I am, too. Third time this year already!
nice. it's a fucking modern classic, fuck the haters

Full Effect Ed
02/04/12, 10:45 PM
I am, too. Third time this year already!

nice. it's a fucking modern classic, fuck the haters

Funny, I just showed it to a friend of mine earlier tonight (popped his cherry!)...this truly is a modern day classic


If I wanted to kill myself, I'd fucking kill myself. I'd be awesome at it. Shotgun to the dick!

jwicklun
02/04/12, 10:49 PM
I thought it was okay.

PepsiOne
02/05/12, 02:53 AM
As if I needed a reason to love Kristen Bell any more, fuck

meleesaute
02/05/12, 03:34 AM
Haha greatest fucking movie.