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[day in paradise]

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

[MaybeOneDay]

in the frosted wheaties commercials how come both sides of the cereal have different accents ?

christians say money is the root of all evil. so why do churches ask for it in the collection plate ?

why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections ?

why is the black box on an airplane orange ?

why am i gay ?

[suckerpunch_]

im confused

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by suckerpunch_
im confused

its because you cant answer any of them, can you? CAN YOU?

sorry, dont mind that, its the beer talking

[day in paradise]

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?\

[day in paradise]

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

[kalika]

why is a duck???

[Allisun]

Do blind people dream?

[day in paradise]

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

[MaybeOneDay]

how come rolls of toilet paper from certain brands have designs on them, when all your going to do is wipe your ass with it ?

[Greg]

why do i come to this site everyday?









oh yea. i have no life.

[Allisun]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay25
how come rolls of toilet paper from certain brands have designs on them, when all your going to do is wipe your ass with it ?

they do it to just give you that extra cheery-omph

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by Greg
why do i come to this site everyday?









oh yea. i have no life.



i find myself asking that question


then i remember that i was suppose to take out the trash 20 minutes ago

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by Allisun
they do it to just give you that extra cheery-omph

hmmmm

well im not into that, i dont believe in fancy toilet paper, not my thing, ya know?