Fishtian Sermon

[hot damn!]

Tonight's sermon
FishingDuDeNOFX (9:04:59 PM): its about how we should kill gays and send them on a gay cruise and sink it


When actually trying to come up with a sermon for this topic, I thought of a few things; sex, women, panties, music and sex.
Lately the theme songs around here on the forums have been; The Safety Dance and Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta.
With that in mind I will go ahead and post the lyrics to one of these songs.....so we can all reflect on all issues concerning the Fishtian faith.

Thank you.

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Verse 1

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta-ass ***** plays his cards right
A real gangsta-ass ***** never runs his fuckin mouth
Cuz real gangsta-ass ****** don't start fights
And ****** always gotta high cap
Showin' all his boys how he shot em
But real gangsta-ass ****** don't flex much
Cuz real gangsta-ass ****** know they got em
And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta
Cuz gangsta-ass ****** think deep
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
Cuz real gangsta ass ****** don't sleep

And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin', pussy-eatin' prankstas
Cuz when the fry dies down what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Verse 2

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Feedin' the poor and hepin out wit they bills
Although I was born in Jamaica
Now I'm in the US makin' deals
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
I mean one that you don't really know
Ridin' around town in a drop-top Benz
Hittin' switches in my black six-fo'
Now gangsta-ass ****** come in all shapes and colors
Some got killed in the past
But this gangtsa here is a smart one
Started living for the lord and I'll last

Now all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, pussy-eatin' cocksuckin' prankstas
When the ship jumps off what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Verse 3

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangta-ass ***** knows the play
Real gangsta-ass ****** get the flyest of the bitches

Ask that gangsta-ass ***** Little Jake
Now bitches look at gangsta-ass ****** like a stop sign
And play the role of Little Miss Sweet
But catch the bitch all alone get the digit take her out
and then dump-hittin' the ass with the meat
Cuz gangsta-ass ****** be the gang playas
And everythings quiet in the clique
A gangsta-ass ***** pulls the trigger
And his partners in the posse ain't tellin' off shit
Real gangsta-ass ****** don't talk much
All ya hear is the black from the gun blast
And real gangsta-ass ****** don't run for shit
Cuz real gangsta-ass ****** can't run fast
Now when you in the free world talkin' shit do the shit
Hit the pen and let the mothafuckas shank ya
But ****** like myself kick back and peep game
Cuz damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Verse 4

And now, a word from the President!
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Gettin voted into the White House
Everything lookin good to the people of the world
But the Mafia family is my boss
So every now and then I owe a favor gettin' down
like lettin' a big drug shipment through
And send 'em to the poor community
So we can bust you know who
So voters of the world keep supportin' me
And I promise to take you very far
Other leaders better not upset me
Or I'll send a million troops to die at war
To all you Republicans, that helped me win
I sincerely like to thank you
Cuz now I got the world swingin' from my nuts
And damn it feels good to be a gangsta

[theused_FSF]

where's the offering plate?

[jesus teh feesh]

that sucked. when they pass the plate take a dump in it

[blaarg]

you'll all burn on in the eternal disco of hell!

[itookadumponu]

Originally posted by theused_FSF
where's the offering plate?


yes where is it? i want to take a shit in it.

[hot damn!]

Originally posted by itookadumponu
yes where is it? i want to take a shit in it.

jesus beat ya to the punch :eek:

[itookadumponu]

Originally posted by jesus teh feesh
that sucked. when they pass the plate take a dump in it

i hate being slow.....

[MaybeOneDay]

nice sermon bill, it was beautiful.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

i spent all of the offerings

[itookadumponu]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
i spent all of the offerings


how do you spend poo? shove back up your ass?

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
i spent all of the offerings



he spent it on porn