Hello, Control Previews

[Ryan Imhof]

You can listen to some previews of Brandtson (http://www.brandtson.com/index2.php)'s upcoming album, Hello, Control, at the VH1 website (http://www.vh1.com/artists/az/brandtson/1265735/album.jhtml).

Submitted by: PunK_WalKeR

[Drew Beringer]

VH1? weird

[Mercy Medical]

Yup, I found it weird as well.

[The Light]

This should be pretty good.

[johnnynuts]

somebody tell me who the hell this band is.

[Mercy Medical]

somebody tell me who the hell this band is.
AH!!!!!!!!!

[Jason Tate]

somebody tell me who the hell this band is.
:stfu:

[dillinisgood]

are you fucking serious?

[SLADE775]

:stfu:
owned

[Ryan Imhof]

http://academic.evergreen.edu/b/blalog07/PWNED.gif

Fixed

[AbsentTruth]

this cd is gonna be sweet

[Klemasser]

This is one of the bands I've always meant to check out but just never have. I absolutely love "Mexico" though, great song, awesome video.

[IAPAI]

wow... I really didn't know what to expect from this album but now I really understand the anticipation.

[johnnynuts]

man that was fuckin rude.

i just asked who they were like a concerned fan of the music.

you guys could've said "hey they're good they sound like (band) or they have former members of (band) or something."

instead jason tate tells me to shut the fuck up.

and everybody thinks i'm owned.

[Jason Tate]

man that was fuckin rude.

i just asked who they were like a concerned fan of the music.

you guys could've said "hey they're good they sound like (band) or they have former members of (band) or something."

instead jason tate tells me to shut the fuck up.

and everybody thinks i'm owned.
How do you tell someone "who" a band is... you want their names? Birthdates? Go listen if you want to know who they are. Geez.

[johnnynuts]

so gimme a link a link you fuckin nazi.

[Jason Tate]

so gimme a link a link you fuckin nazi.
Like the link that's in this actual news post?!

You can listen to some previews of Brandtson (http://www.brandtson.com/index2.php)'s upcoming album, Hello, Control, at the VH1 website (http://www.vh1.com/artists/az/brandtson/1265735/album.jhtml).

[IAPAI]

Jason, how many threads does a user have to hijack before they are banned?
Because I think this guy's on his way to his 2nd of the day.

[johnnynuts]

yeah like that.


hahahahahha whoops.


btw thanks for not banning me.

last time i called you a nazi i was goned in 13 seconds.

[jusscali]

eeeeh idk.

i love brandtson, but i dont know if i like the sounds of some of these clips.

i figured the gay electronica sound was gonna be left for the gay electronica bands.

naturally ill keep hoping, but just from 30 sec clips i can tell this isnt the release ive waited for since their last

[johnnynuts]

ok so i downloaded a song by them called blindspot

and then checked the vh1 page.

and listened to earthquakes and sharks.

is this the same band?

i mean blindspot was sort of weezer with balls.

but that earthquake song was like fuckin 3rd eye blind or something.

[jusscali]

yeah deff not the same band.

boooo to change lol

[Kram41]

Now, now, everyone, don't get your Pete Wentz hot shorts in a bunch...

[johnnynuts]

amen. this sounds like one of those bands where everybody goes.

"there old stuff was good."

"but their progression through musical styles has warped them into something other than their original plan or vision."

and i'd agree.

[Ryan Imhof]

Keep arguing.. i've always wanted to create a long thread.

[Snout Spout]

"Escapist" is an amazing song.

[Ryan Imhof]

Like the link that's in this actual news post?!
:amen:

[johnnynuts]

took care of that for you this morning.

forums are for talking.

right?

[NFG4ever]

I liked what I heard from this band before but this could be better , it might grow on me.... I'm really pumped for Rookie Of The Year , that music is just amazingly beautiful haha

[TMartin442]

"Escapist" is an amazing song.
thats the only song ive ever heard from them. and i love it. i cant find that cd or any others anywhere.

[Roboman]

"Escapist" is an amazing song.

I agree, along with "Mexico".

[johnnynuts]

i don't know man, changes like that just kinda ruin it for me.

it's like in the beginning it was good riff rock like a band these days should be, like very straightforward and honest. it turned into something way more complicated and confused.

can't stand it.

[jusscali]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[johnnynuts]

no what?

[LMB]

I agree, along with "Mexico".

Fuck, the whole album is flawless.

[NationalProduct]

I personally immediatley heard alot of duran duran d. mode and then later on in the tracks i got the feel of some of the juliana theory material in his vocals, which made me think of Rookie of The Year and then I just thought, man, these are all great bands. I love them all.

[zizou1790]

This is one of the bands I've always meant to check out but just never have. I absolutely love "Mexico" though, great song, awesome video.

haha im in the same boat on this one

[Snout Spout]

Fuck, the whole album is flawless.

True.

[johnnynuts]

i disagree. it shows a lack of consistency and an inability to stay focused.

as a musician, i find it extremely important to keep a mainstay in my music.

i wanna reproduce what i've written in my garage with my boys to the same intensity and passion in the studio.

not throw a bunch of bullshit electronic noises and just run off crap in the studio because the songs lack the fire they had back when we first started.

and definitely not end up on vh1.com.

[jusscali]

Dam right.

i agree.

[johnnynuts]

finally

[atticusfinch]

Jonny Nuts wins for most annoying noob of the year.

[jusscali]

well naturally i still want to hear the final product so i wont pass too much judgement...ill just say that the clips really let me down, and i understand what your saying.

i dont see how what he said is annoying at all.

[johnnynuts]

you think this is annoying?

go check out the northstar thread from last night.

[Criesofthepast7]

does anyone have the cry me a river song that they did a while ago?

[kevin111]

i disagree. it shows a lack of consistency and an inability to stay focused.

as a musician, i find it extremely important to keep a mainstay in my music.

i wanna reproduce what i've written in my garage with my boys to the same intensity and passion in the studio.

not throw a bunch of bullshit electronic noises and just run off crap in the studio because the songs lack the fire they had back when we first started.

and definitely not end up on vh1.com.

dude, no one thinks their band is a rip off. Everyone always feels like what they are doing is the real fucking deal. don't use that as an argument.

This band is amazing. Every Brandtson album has progressed and every album has had a new sound. If you can't appreciate that, well thats your choice.

Welcome to the debate on this year's "In Reverie".

By the way, "In Reverie" was a kick-ass album, so is this one.

[Jason Tate]

i disagree. it shows a lack of consistency and an inability to stay focused.

as a musician, i find it extremely important to keep a mainstay in my music.

i wanna reproduce what i've written in my garage with my boys to the same intensity and passion in the studio.

not throw a bunch of bullshit electronic noises and just run off crap in the studio because the songs lack the fire they had back when we first started.

and definitely not end up on vh1.com.
Come back when you've been a band as long as Brandtson.

[kevin111]

Come back when you've been a band as long as Brandtson.

far better than mine

[johnnynuts]

come back when you've been in a band.

[Ryan Imhof]

I actually really enjoy these previews..

[jusscali]

im not in a band, and i cant play any fuckin instruments but that still doesnt mean id ont have the right to say that the new stuff is kinda a let down compared to their last album.

men, women, and children, and head automatica can handle this gay dance shit all on their own, we dont need any good bands crossing the homo line

brandtson i still love you

[Jason Tate]

come back when you've been in a band.
That's a good argument. Music's made and can be appreciated only by those in bands. Yah, that makes sense.

[Jason Tate]

im not in a band, and i cant play any fuckin instruments but that still doesnt mean id ont have the right to say that the new stuff is kinda a let down compared to their last album.

men, women, and children, and head automatica can handle this gay dance shit all on their own, we dont need any good bands crossing the homo line

brandtson i still love you
Yah, and the album sounds NOTHING like either of those bands .. just so you know. The album sounds like Mercy Medical, Mexico, Over and Out .. on steroids.

[johnnynuts]

tate. i realize you've got to keep up your reputation as the ultimate in music fan mania, but dude, i don't have to like the shit just cuz you do.

btw. REAL music is only made by those in bands. music is made by instruments, not computers or studio panels.

as far as appreciation goes, i've got nothing against you, or the bands you like, but there's no fuckin fire in that music on vh1.com. knowing how to write and play does give me a level of appreciation when there's true heart and feeling behind the shit i'm listening to.

don't bitch about your own argument.

[Zinja]

mercy medical kicks so much ass

[Jason Tate]

tate. i realize you've got to keep up your reputation as the ultimate in music fan mania, but dude, i don't have to like the shit just cuz you do.

btw. REAL music is only made by those in bands. music is made by instruments, not computers or studio panels.

as far as appreciation goes, i've got nothing against you, or the bands you like, but there's no fuckin fire in that music on vh1.com. knowing how to write and play does give me a level of appreciation when there's true heart and feeling behind the shit i'm listening to.

don't bitch about your own argument.
You have no idea what you're talking about ... seriously, people are just laughing at you. Brandtson have been making "real" music since 1997. So, dude, just stop talking .. you keep digging yourself in a deeper and deeper hole.

[jusscali]

i realize it wont sound exactly like those bands, i was speaking more on the lines of the general feel of it all. when i went through the clips i wanted hear that one, or maybe two tracks that stood out and got me real excited...what i got was a feeling of "wheres that sound i really wanna hear" like i said before i cant pass that much judgement on it, i still have hope

but i wont be entirely surprised if im let down.
its not my style

[johnnynuts]

tate, why do you have such a problem with someone disagreeing with you?

they're not as good as they were when they started. obviously.

they're diluted.

i'm not here to argue with you, i'm here to talk about music.

if people are laughing at that, something's wrong.

[Frank Giaramita]

tate. i realize you've got to keep up your reputation as the ultimate in music fan mania, but dude, i don't have to like the shit just cuz you do.

btw. REAL music is only made by those in bands. music is made by instruments, not computers or studio panels.

as far as appreciation goes, i've got nothing against you, or the bands you like, but there's no fuckin fire in that music on vh1.com. knowing how to write and play does give me a level of appreciation when there's true heart and feeling behind the shit i'm listening to.

don't bitch about your own argument.
The almighty "Johnnynuts", deciding for the world what the standards of "real" and "fake" music are. How about this Mr. Nuts: you go on hating "fake" music like Brandtson and preaching your crap about electronic, computers and studio panels, and I'll go on listening to whatever the hell I want while creating my OWN standards for what I think is "real" or "fake" music.

Welcome to 2006, where albums aren't recorded analog anymore...

[Jason Tate]

tate, why do you have such a problem with someone disagreeing with you?

they're not as good as they were when they started. obviously.

they're diluted.

i'm not here to argue with you, i'm here to talk about music.

if people are laughing at that, something's wrong.
How the fuck would you know? You didn't even know who they were 4 pages ago.

I could care less if someone disagrees with me, I just have a problem when they're stupid.

[johnnynuts]

look motherfucker i never told anybody to stop doing what they're doing or liking what they like so stop throwing your elitist bullshit at me.

i didn't decide for the world, i decided for myself, and i told you about it, and you had a fucking problem with it. i didn't even say they were fake. those fucks sat there in front of protools using pitch correction and filters to make up for the lackluster effort they put into this fucking cd. i've been sitting here listening to the bullshit all night, and the older stuff was better. in my fucking opinion.

i disagreed with you. deal with it, and leave me the fuck alone.

[Jason Tate]

look motherfucker i never told anybody to stop doing what they're doing or liking what they like so stop throwing your elitist bullshit at me.

i didn't decide for the world, i decided for myself, and i told you about it, and you had a fucking problem with it. i didn't even say they were fake. those fucks sat there in front of protools using pitch correction and filters to make up for the lackluster effort they put into this fucking cd. i've been sitting here listening to the bullshit all night, and the older stuff was better. in my fucking opinion.

i disagreed with you. deal with it, and leave me the fuck alone.
Again, how would you know? In your first post in this thread, you didn't even know who this band was - how all of a sudden are you a master of their entire career?

Second, there are the SAME kind of effects on their last two CDs, the only difference is the ACTUAL music itself becoming slightly more bouncy. There's all kinds of effects on SUAS, but seeing as you DON'T KNOW WHO THE BAND IS, I couldn't of hoped for you to know this.

[Frank Giaramita]

look motherfucker i never told anybody to stop doing what they're doing or liking what they like so stop throwing your elitist bullshit at me.

i didn't decide for the world, i decided for myself, and i told you about it, and you had a fucking problem with it. i didn't even say they were fake. those fucks sat there in front of protools using pitch correction and filters to make up for the lackluster effort they put into this fucking cd. i've been sitting here listening to the bullshit all night, and the older stuff was better. in my fucking opinion.

i disagreed with you. deal with it, and leave me the fuck alone.

You're kind of annoying.

Also: "REAL music is only made by those in bands. music is made by instruments, not computers or studio panels", is not an opinion, because you actually stated it in factual form.

[Jason Tate]

You're kind of annoying.

Also: "REAL music is only made by those in bands. music is made by instruments, not computers or studio panels", is not an opinion, because you actually stated it in factual form.
:pwned:

[johnnynuts]

jesus christ man let it go.

i listened to their older stuff, i listened to their new stuff.

the new stuff is not good. i don't like it, and treating me like an idiot is not going to change that.

frankly the old stuff isn't that good either.

but it's better than vh1.com.

i like and play music with guitars, drums, bass and a voice, real instruments.

this is not that. i don't have to like it, and you don't have the right to tell me what i should like.

the only thing annoying here is that i'm getting attacked for talking on a god damned message board on the bullshit internet.

you're more than welcome to say what you want about me, and about what i've said, but keep in mind, I won't leave, and I won't change my mind. Not for you, not for anybody.

so stop, please. this is ridiculous.

[Jason Tate]

jesus christ man let it go.

i listened to their older stuff, i listened to their new stuff.

the new stuff is not good. i don't like it, and treating me like an idiot is not going to change that.

frankly the old stuff isn't that good either.

but it's better than vh1.com.

i like and play music with guitars, drums, bass and a voice, real instruments.

this is not that. i don't have to like it, and you don't have the right to tell me what i should like.

the only thing annoying here is that i'm getting attacked for talking on a god damned message board on the bullshit internet.

you're more than welcome to say what you want about me, and about what i've said, but keep in mind, I won't leave, and I won't change my mind. Not for you, not for anybody.

so stop, please. this is ridiculous.
Wait, so you openly admit you're going off on this whole thing based on some 30 second samples?

:rotfl:

[johnnynuts]

Yes, as though another 2-3 minutes of sonic annoyance would break me down into letting you tell me what to think.

[Frank Giaramita]

you're more than welcome to say what you want about me

Ok. You're username is stupid, you

don't

know

what

a paragraph is, you can't structure a basic argument or express opinions without cramming them down people's faces in a factual-like manner. Also, you aren't open minded; listening to a band's music once or twice (especially 30 second clips of shitty streaming quality songs) doesn't enable you to judge or compare their albums. I'll think of more things to say about you, just give me a few minutes...

[Jason Tate]

Yes, as though another 2-3 minutes of sonic annoyance would break me down into letting you tell me what to think.
Why would I want to tell you what to think? I could give a shit if you don't like the music, I just think you're an idiot for all the shit you've done in this thread. That's all.

[johnnynuts]

Running a message board and being Tate's bitch.

doesn't enable you to judge me.

or the way i type my replies.

I DON'T LIKE THIS FUCKING MUSIC. I'M ALLOWED TO NOT LIKE IT.

[The Coalition]

i like and play music with guitars, drums, bass and a voice, real instruments.


i wonder if you use electric guitars?

you might find it helpful to know they have electronics that take the sound vibrations from strings and convert that into digital form and then output it through manipulations you make with an amplifier. so technically, that really isn't a real instrument either.

i make REAL music using only a harpsichord, harmonica, and a recorder i got in fourth grade. yes the white ones with red accents. sometimes i sing a little, but i never sing through a microphone.

[Frank Giaramita]

Running a message board and being Tate's bitch.

doesn't enable you to judge me.

Hahahahaha, yes, because being "Tate's bitch" and placing judgement on you are two parallel factors and can even go hand-in-hand with each other. You just told me I could judge you by saying "say what you want about me"... so I did (and will continue to do so, as long as you are in this post).

Just out of curiosity, what other bands do you like or dislike based on 30 second shitty quality streaming clips? Also, can you give me some tips on how to judge a band based on these short clips? It would save me a lot of trouble and time.

[Jason Tate]

Running a message board and being Tate's bitch.

doesn't enable you to judge me.

or the way i type my replies.

I DON'T LIKE THIS FUCKING MUSIC. I'M ALLOWED TO NOT LIKE IT.
You're allowed to not like it, you've however proven thatn you're not allowed to judge the band or their music based on key statements in this thread.

[killtaker]

im just wonderin where the punk is. you guys are freakin republicans

[The Coalition]

oh and A Thousand Years, is absolutely beautiful and will be played at my wedding. the 30 second clip of it does, no justice.

hell yes i am biased.

[Jason Tate]

im just wonderin where the punk is. you guys are freakin republicans
Must not hang out around here very often ...

For your personal edification. (http://www.absolutepunk.net/forumdisplay.php?f=165&pp=30&page=1&picon=322)

[killtaker]

Hahahahaha, yes, because being "Tate's bitch" and placing judgement on you are two parallel factors and can even go hand-in-hand with each other. You just told me I could judge you by saying "say what you want about me"... so I did (and will continue to do so, as long as you are in this post).

Just out of curiosity, what other bands do you like or dislike based on 30 second shitty quality streaming clips?

frank margarita got pwned and loaned

[johnnynuts]

What does or doesn't make me allowed to do anything?

My own cognition.

Not you, oh overlords of the boards.

If you've taken so much time out of your night to tell me how wrong I am, then I must have done something right.

You guys would make great presidents.

[Frank Giaramita]

frank margarita got pwned and loaned
Really? Which thread, link me to it!

[Jason Tate]

frank margarita got pwned and loaned
Odds are 10 to 1 this is the same guy as before on a new name.

[Jason Tate]

What does or doesn't make me allowed to do anything?

My own cognition.

Not you, oh overlords of the boards.

If you've taken so much time out of your night to tell me how wrong I am, then I must have done something right.

You guys would make great presidents.
What are you talking about? Seriously! You leave me at a loss of words ... I'm not saying you're right or wrong, I'm saying you're STUPID for how you go about judging bands; that's all!!

[The Coalition]

What does or doesn't make me allowed to do anything?

My own cognition.

Not you, oh overlords of the boards.

If you've taken so much time out of your night to tell me how wrong I am, then I must have done something right.

You guys would make great presidents.

this is one of those haiku's isn't it?

[Frank Giaramita]

you've taken so much time out of your night to tell me how wrong I am, then I must have done something right.


No, that science only works if you're catching our attention by NOT commenting in the forums that both Jason and myself peruse for seven hours a day. Good try though, you can probably use the confidence booster.

[killtaker]

Must not hang out around here very often ...

For your personal edification. (http://www.absolutepunk.net/forumdisplay.php?f=165&pp=30&page=1&picon=322)

that gave me nothin but a bunch of ungodly un-navigatable threads that made my eyes fuckin bleed. so clue me in, where's the fuckin punk

[johnnynuts]

You told me I'm not allowed to judge.

You can't decide that.

Child.

[killtaker]

Odds are 10 to 1 this is the same guy as before on a new name.


nah check the ip. its different. im just sympathetic to the cause

[The Coalition]

nah check the ip. its different. im just sympathetic to the cause

sympathy to the cause.

THAT's punk.

[Jason Tate]

that gave me nothin but a bunch of ungodly un-navigatable threads that made my eyes fuckin bleed. so clue me in, where's the fuckin punk
such as?

www.absolutepunk.net/lifetime (http://www.absolutepunk.net/lifetime)
www.absolutepunk.net/riseagainst (http://www.absolutepunk.net/riseagainst)
www.absolutepunk.net/antiflag (http://www.absolutepunk.net/antiflag)
www.absolutepunk.net/falloutboy (http://www.absolutepunk.net/falloutboy)

(Yes, the last one is a joke)

[Frank Giaramita]

You told me I'm not allowed to judge.

You can't decide that.

Child.
Well, look who it is, I would've never guessed.

# johnnynuts 66.160.72.113 [Find Posts by User] [View Other IP Addresses for this User]
# punknewsdotorg 66.160.72.113 [Find Posts by User] [View Other IP Addresses for this User]

Also, judging an album based on 30 second clips is like judging a movie based on a trailer. Then again, you guys at PunkNews.Org are totally PUNK and can do whatever you want! Fuck, you badasses don't even need to hear any music to judge a band!

[atticusfinch]

Hey Jason. Go ahead and ban the douche already.

[killtaker]

such as?

www.absolutepunk.net/lifetime (http://www.absolutepunk.net/lifetime)
www.absolutepunk.net/riseagainst (http://www.absolutepunk.net/riseagainst)
www.absolutepunk.net/antiflag (http://www.absolutepunk.net/antiflag)
www.absolutepunk.net/falloutboy (http://www.absolutepunk.net/falloutboy)

(Yes, the last one is a joke)

pete wentz doesnt think its funny, hes a fuckin dick. but youre right, greg graffin was all over this shit

[johnnynuts]

Oh my fucking god. This is the single most elitist thing I have ever witnessed. I think differently from you, therefore am persecuted for my beliefs and opinions, name-called for my differences, and accused of preaching to the rest of you as to what you should believe. On the final count, the lot of you have done no different, and should be questioning yourselves. I just don't like the goddamn music, and I'm gonna say whatever the fuck I want about it. Now please go bug someone else.

[Frank Giaramita]

Oh my fucking god. This is the single most elitist thing I have ever witnessed. I think differently from you, therefore am persecuted for my beliefs and opinions, name-called for my differences, and accused of preaching to the rest of you as to what you should believe. On the final count, the lot of you have done no different, and should questioning yourselves. I just don't like the goddamn music, and I'm gonna say whatever the fuck I want about it. Now please go bug someone else.
this dude is punk rock!:headbang:

[johnnynuts]

Hey, this guy's more punk than me!

[Frank Giaramita]

Hey, this guy's more punk than me!
You're funny dude. You know why? You keep telling us to "stop bugging you" yet you hang around the thread. That's like me telling someone to stop stepping on my foot, while keeping it in the same place.

[johnnynuts]

Oh man, now that doesn't make sense.

You act like I wouldn't step on your foot if you moved it.

Btw. That Greg Graffin/Pete Wents double standard was fuckin gold.

[Frank Giaramita]

Oh man, now that doesn't make sense.

You act like I wouldn't step on your foot if you moved it.

Btw. That Greg Graffin/Pete Wents double standard was fuckin gold.
Can you do me a favor? Post a picture of yourself in here. Please.

[TBSowns524]

This was fun to read

[johnnynuts]

you asked, i delivered.

it's still fucked up.



i stuck my gut out as far as i could for ya frank.

look my stretchmarks from bein a fatass even show up.</lol>

[johnnynuts]

If i can take it, good ol' petey can. His weren't even embarrassing.

Poor Greg was just tryin to whack it and left the webcam on.

[Rohan Kohli]

If i can take it, good ol' petey can. His weren't even embarrassing.

Poor Greg was just tryin to whack it and left the webcam on.

You didn't even show your weiner. You just showed your stomach. I'm sure Pete could show his stomach to the world too and not care.

[johnnynuts]

oh well if i'd known you wanted my dick i'da pulled it out on the spot.

plus i'm not in to getting banned anymore.

if tatey says it's okay, i'll definitely pull out the wang.

[johnnynuts]

Hell, i'll tuck up and give you guys a nice fruit basket.

this is gonna be gold.

[dontfront]

HAHAHA this has easily been one of the most entertaining threads I've ever read.

I like how Johnnynuts has an AP.net icon for his profile... :)

I also loved the part where he begun talking about "real" and "fake" music. My music psychology teacher would die of laughter. I'm sure many renowned electronic music composers like Edgar Vare'se are rollinig in their graves.

Hahaha I'm not gonna even say anything, this is way too funny.

"Debussy encouraged him to become a composer telling him, "Rules do not make a work of art. you have the right to compose what you want to, the way you want to." http://personal-pages.lvc.edu/~snyder/em/varese.html

ps. I'm SOOO stoked for this new Brandtson

[killtaker]

HAHAHA this has easily been one of the most entertaining threads I've ever read.

I like how Johnnynuts has an AP.net icon for his profile... :)

I also loved the part where he begun talking about "real" and "fake" music. My music psychology teacher would die of laughter. I'm sure many renowned electronic music composers like Edgar Vare'se are rollinig in their graves.

Hahaha I'm not gonna even say anything, this is way too funny.



ps. I'm SOOO stoked for this new Brandtson


i think first hed laugh at your musical taste, then maybe his profession

[johnnynuts]

i was gonna do a basket.

but this was a better idea.

don't ban me, i was asked.

[dontfront]

i think first hed laugh at your musical taste, then maybe his profession

If by my "musical taste" your referring to me being exited about the new Brandtson album, then I would like to congratulate you on figuring out what my musical tastes are based on this ONE band.

Yeah not a very popular career choice I don't think huh? But fairly lucrative.

[dontfront]

ok yeah wow... i just saw that monstrosity...

im OUT of here

[johnnynuts]

stop bitching and look at my cock.

i put myself right up there with greg graffin.

nobody's gettin banned for this, but the minute i put up pete, it's all over.

hmmm?

[Mercy Medical]

Thank you for ruining a perfectly good news post you fuckin' bastard.

[Jason Tate]

i was gonna do a basket.

but this was a better idea.

don't ban me, i was asked.

you have a small penis.

[Mercy Medical]

you have a small penis.
Hahahaha, I was going to say that.

Hell, even I know that guy has a small penis and I really haven't seen many.

[grimis16]

no matter how small his penis is, he has BALLS for showing it and even though its quite hidious i think a dick with sunglasses and a cig is fucking priceless

[HIDEOUSstrength]

Keep arguing.. i've always wanted to create a long thread.
hahhaah

[DeadPoetic]

ANYWAY... small penis aside... I am fucking stoked for this album. Yeah, so it's different to the Death & Taxes EP and Dial In Sounds but why would you buy the same album over and over again? I fucking love Brandtson. Taking 'Escapist' and running with it was a good move.

[NationalProduct]

haha what a fuckin hilarious thread...

[MM2death]

I think i wet myself. oh shit

[Nate_RAWKS]

hahahahahahahaha

[ishotthepilot]

so uh, Brandston is awesome.
johnnywhatever is happily on my ignorelist.
and i agree with Hello Control sounding like b-tson's "Mexico" on crack ;) which is a good thing.

[newfoundnorcal]

wow, your penis is really small....

just wow. that's probably the smallest one i've seen.
and i know i'm late to the party, so whatever. i just wanted to say again that your penis is small.

[boldt_action]

hehehe.

[boldt_action]

that is one teeny penis.

[Ryan Imhof]

i was gonna do a basket.

but this was a better idea.

don't ban me, i was asked.
We wanted a picture of your dick not your face.

[Crocodile Logic]

i didn't know God made them that small.

[aminorthreat55]

you have a small penis.
Quote of the year.

[1000shadesofred]

i want to listen to them, but i dont want to cause i dont want to ruin the suprise

[Jason Tate]

wow, your penis is really small....

just wow. that's probably the smallest one i've seen.
and i know i'm late to the party, so whatever. i just wanted to say again that your penis is small.
Hahah. :pwned:

[TBSowns524]

We wanted a picture of your dick not your face.

A little 6th gradish, but effective nonetheless. It made me laugh.