blaargian sermon

[blaarg]

while i was reading the fishtian serman i couldn't help but think how it was missing something... me. this is the thread for those of true faith (blaargian) who would like to save their souls from john travolta.
this sermon will close how every sermon should close, with a singing of the dead kennedys:

"Life Sentence"

You used to be a partner in crime
Now you say you ain't got the time

Gotta get serious, gotta plan
Gotta pass those entrance exams
Oh my God
It's senior year
All you care about is your career

[Chorus]
It's a Life Sentence
It's a Life Sentence
It's a Life Sentence
It's a Life Sentence

You're squelching your emotions
All you talk about is old times
You don't do what you want to
But you do the same thing everyday

No sense of humor
But such good manners
Now you're an adult
You're boring

[Chorus]

The walls are closing in
You stayed too long in school
I'd rather stay a child
And keep my self-respect
If being an adult
Means being like you

Are you really you you you
You you you you you you
Are you really you?
No

You're a chained-up dog fenced in a yard
Don't see much, you can't go far
Pace and froth, you're getting sick
Run too fast and it'll snap your neck

You say you'll break out
But you never do
You're just another ant in the hill
That's your Life Sentence

[hot damn!]

i was hoping to see the safety dance lyrics up in here. :(

[blaarg]

Originally posted by PweredByBoredom
i was hoping to see the safety dance lyrics up in here. :(
i'll put them in if you convert to blaargian

[MaybeOneDay]

another beautiful sermon, you guys are gold!

[blaarg]

either way, here they are for those of you who aren't going to hell:


[Spoken]
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

[Sung]
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
Danc¨¦e!

We can go when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
Say, we can act if want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

[Refrain]
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody takin' the cha-a-a-ance

Safety dance
Is it safe to dance
Is it safe to dance

S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y
Safe, dance!

We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

[Refrain]

Is it safe to dance, oh is it safe to dance [6x]
Is it safe to dance

[itookadumponu]

man fuck these religions...im going to start shittopian.

[hot damn!]

hahahah that pwned, ATDI would love this.

[blaarg]

Originally posted by itookadumponu
man fuck these religions...im going to start shittopian.
you should research these religions before condemning them, fishtian is the heathenistic religion of people damned to spend an etenrnity doing the hustle with john travolta. but blaargian on the other hand is the true religion, we have nutmix and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

[hot damn!]

Originally posted by blaarg
you should research these religions before condemning them, fishtian is the heathenistic religion of people damned to spend an etenrnity doing the hustle with john travolta. but blaargian on the other hand is the true religion, we have nutmix and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

:eek: !!! i like pb & j sandwiches!!!!

[Poetic Silver]

Poetic Silver is fishtian......

Welcome to religious warfare.

-Ag

[blaarg]

Originally posted by PweredByBoredom
:eek: !!! i like pb & j sandwiches!!!!
then blaargian is the religion for you, and poetic silver you can go to hell.

[theused7888]

Originally posted by PweredByBoredom
:eek: !!! i like pb & j sandwiches!!!!

PB&J is very good... definitely know that i'm Blaargian now!