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SeeTheLights
07/26/09, 01:38 PM
I was at a friend's house for a party and it was only guys left and we were talking about different things and we were talking about one of the girls that was at the party and all of a sudden one of them said I should have gone after her because she was crossed legged. I asked why and he said that any girl that sits cross legged around guys wants to get fucked by a guy around her and she sits crossed legged to show she is a whore. I have totally never heard of this and I was wondering if this is true or not?

MarsEatWorld
07/26/09, 01:40 PM
hell no

SonEric84
07/26/09, 01:41 PM
hahaha Are you kidding me?

SeeTheLights
07/26/09, 01:42 PM
hell no

Ok, that is what I was thinking. That "friend" says the most bs things all the time but I wanted to make sure it wasn't.

Theseventhson
07/26/09, 01:42 PM
I thought girls sat crossed legged because it's comfortable, that's why I do it.

thesafeword
07/26/09, 01:43 PM
So you're stupid enough to believe your friend's shit? Because there is no way that this is true.

MarsEatWorld
07/26/09, 01:43 PM
It is comfortable and when you are wearing a skirt it's the only way to make sure nobody can peak

SeeTheLights
07/26/09, 01:46 PM
So you're stupid enough to believe your friend's shit? Because there is no way that this is true.

No, I just wanted to make sure haha, Now I can laugh at him so much.

thesafeword
07/26/09, 01:49 PM
No, I just wanted to make sure haha, Now I can laugh at him so much.
Tell him that you texted her to asked her if it was true and that she got really pissed off. Then tell him that you told her that it was him and he should text her to apologize.

SeeTheLights
07/26/09, 01:50 PM
Tell him that you texted her to asked her if it was true and that she got really pissed off. Then tell him that you told her that it was him and he should text her to apologize.

Yes, I should totally do this lol.

takemyhand
07/26/09, 01:50 PM
It is true.

Smash Adams
07/26/09, 01:51 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AdybgZiFaLM/SZ_AzDLoJLI/AAAAAAAABQE/Hbfw09nF3vo/s320/cast.jpg
is it true?
is it true?
I do I do I do-hoo

thesafeword
07/26/09, 01:52 PM
Yes, I should totally do this lol.
Seriously, do it. Make him confess in the first text and she's going to be like 'what the fuck are you talking about?'
It is true.
so that why ur legs are always crossed when we talk? lololololol

thesafeword
07/26/09, 01:52 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AdybgZiFaLM/SZ_AzDLoJLI/AAAAAAAABQE/Hbfw09nF3vo/s320/cast.jpg
is it true?
is it true?
I do I do I do-hoo
Such a fucking great show.

SeeTheLights
07/26/09, 02:20 PM
I just texted him and he is pissed. He said that he was "drunk" when he said it. (The back story to this is someone that was 18 brought beer and a few of them were drinking it and most of them only had 2 bottles and most of them didn't know how to drink it and were spitting it out.) More lulz, (One of them had to chew gum while he was drinking it.)

I'm DC
07/26/09, 02:24 PM
:lol: man, if this is true, I should be a big pimp!

Reaver
07/26/09, 02:24 PM
hahaha, that dude has already told all of your friends that you actually fell for that.

takemyhand
07/26/09, 02:42 PM
so that why ur legs are always crossed when we talk? lololololol

Hahahahaha yes ;)

This logic is weird.
So if you don't want to have sex with any of the guys in the room, you should sit with your legs spread apart? hahahahahah

thespearkid
07/26/09, 02:52 PM
i knew that old lady who sat next to me in church this morning wanted me.

Knightmare
07/26/09, 02:54 PM
I was at a friend's house for a party and it was only guys left and we were talking about different things and we were talking about one of the girls that was at the party and all of a sudden one of them said I should have gone after her because she was crossed legged. I asked why and he said that any girl that sits cross legged around guys wants to get fucked by a guy around her and she sits crossed legged to show she is a whore. I have totally never heard of this and I was wondering if this is true or not?
Tell me, was your friend drunk?

SeeTheLights
07/26/09, 02:55 PM
Tell me, was your friend drunk?

No, he was definitely not. Even the ones who drank more then him weren't.

Knightmare
07/26/09, 02:58 PM
No, he was definitely not. Even the ones who drank more then him weren't.
Well, if he were drunk, this would make sense; however, since he wasn't, I guess he's just retarded.

SeeTheLights
07/26/09, 03:02 PM
Well, if he were drunk, this would make sense; however, since he wasn't, I guess he's just retarded.

Yes this makes sense, he has become more of a retard since moving. Right now he is visiting and he wants to hang out with me but since he has acted retarded at that party I don't want to hang out with him.

thesafeword
07/26/09, 03:05 PM
Hahahahaha yes ;)
Oh, good to know.
i knew that old lady who sat next to me in church this morning wanted me.
Hahahahaha.

argg_xo
07/26/09, 03:07 PM
I enjoy hearing 16 year old male logic, it makes so much sense.

m_rue
07/26/09, 03:13 PM
Hahaha

denissuxx
07/26/09, 03:15 PM
Wow, really?

thespearkid
07/26/09, 03:43 PM
I enjoy hearing 16 year old male logic, it makes so much sense.
when i was 16, i thought the reason i wasn't getting chicks was because they thought all i wanted was sex so i started telling everyone i was celibate and i even stopped masturbating. then, the boners became uncontrollable...

argg_xo
07/26/09, 03:46 PM
when i was 16, i thought the reason i wasn't getting chicks was because they thought all i wanted was sex so i started telling everyone i was celibate and i even stopped masturbating. then, the boners became uncontrollable...
hahahahahaha dion. hey my friend from charlotte is coming back to detroit in a few weeks and is bringing some cheerwine with her!

thespearkid
07/26/09, 03:48 PM
hahahahahaha dion. hey my friend from charlotte is coming back to detroit in a few weeks and is bringing some cheerwine with her!
you lucky yankee, you. haha. is NC not the coolest state ever? haha.

argg_xo
07/26/09, 03:52 PM
you lucky yankee, you. haha. is NC not the coolest state ever? haha.
I've never been to NC actually, but I've seen pics and it is pretty cool. lol. the farthest south i've been is tennessee. i am a true yankee.

thespearkid
07/26/09, 03:54 PM
I've never been to NC actually, but I've seen pics and it is pretty cool. lol. the farthest south i've been is tennessee. i am a true yankee.
you need to come down sometime. you can experience all the awesome NC shit like Cook Out, an abundance of cheerwine, chick-fil-a lemolade, etc.

MarsEatWorld
07/26/09, 03:55 PM
you lucky yankee, you. haha. is NC not the coolest state ever? haha.
no.

argg_xo
07/26/09, 03:56 PM
you need to come down sometime. you can experience all the awesome NC shit like Cook Out, an abundance of cheerwine, chick-fil-a lemolade, etc.
i'll eventually make it down there, i need to indulge in the NC culture and have some delicious bbq/food and get cheerwine out of vending machines. oh it would be heavenly!

Knightmare
07/26/09, 04:32 PM
Yes this makes sense, he has become more of a retard since moving. Right now he is visiting and he wants to hang out with me but since he has acted retarded at that party I don't want to hang out with him.
I know how you feel. I have some pretty stupid friends myself. :gunhead:

anthonydarko
07/26/09, 04:56 PM
No that's wrong, a cock in the mouth is the sign of a whore.

SeeTheLights
07/26/09, 06:33 PM
I know how you feel. I have some pretty stupid friends myself. :gunhead:

Yes, definitely :wave:

phil19
07/26/09, 06:36 PM
all i know is that when im sitting crossed legged near a guy i want to be fucked

thesafeword
07/26/09, 06:37 PM
all i know is that when im sitting crossed legged near a guy i want to be fucked
My legs are crossed right now.

trappedintime
07/26/09, 06:38 PM
this thread is hilarious.

thehereaway
07/26/09, 06:38 PM
I have various relatives (mum, nan, aunt) who sit crossed legged, does this mean they want to fuck me? :-|

thesafeword
07/26/09, 06:40 PM
I have various relatives (mum, nan, aunt) who sit crossed legged, does this mean they want to fuck me? :-|
Yes, you're mother and your grandma and your aunt want to fuck you. Kinky... I guess...

thespearkid
07/26/09, 06:42 PM
i saw two ladies on the bus sitting next to each other crossed-legged about an hour ago. i nearly came at the sight of such hot lesbian action.

JawsTheme182
07/26/09, 06:44 PM
when i was 16, i thought the reason i wasn't getting chicks was because they thought all i wanted was sex so i started telling everyone i was celibate and i even stopped masturbating. then, the boners became uncontrollable...

I masturbate all the time and they're still uncontrollable.

thesafeword
07/26/09, 06:46 PM
I masturbate all the time and they're still uncontrollable.
I lol'd.

Holy fuck, that was your first post.

thehereaway
07/26/09, 06:48 PM
Yes, you're mother and your grandma and your aunt want to fuck you. Kinky... I guess...

That is going to be one hell of a night...

:puke:

thespearkid
07/26/09, 06:48 PM
I lol'd.

Holy fuck, that was your first post.
closing in on 10k, eh? planning on making a thread?

thesafeword
07/26/09, 06:51 PM
That is going to be one hell of a night...

:puke:
You sick England fucks.
closing in on 10k, eh? planning on making a thread?
I feel like making a thread is just the custom, so I'll probably do it. It will consist of no more than like 25 words and probably stay on the front page for a day. Haha.

thespearkid
07/26/09, 06:53 PM
You sick England fucks.

I feel like making a thread is just the custom, so I'll probably do it. It will consist of no more than like 25 words and probably stay on the front page for a day. Haha.
are you gonna make it here in PL?

JawsTheme182
07/26/09, 06:55 PM
I lol'd.

Holy fuck, that was your first post.

I start strong, finish weak. Don't expect much, you'll just end up with the same disappointment as my girlfriend.

thehereaway
07/26/09, 06:56 PM
I start strong, finish weak. Don't expect much, you'll just end up with the same disappointment as my girlfriend.

Haha, awesome.

thesafeword
07/26/09, 06:58 PM
are you gonna make it here in PL?
Or music, haven't decided yet.
I start strong, finish weak. Don't expect much, you'll just end up with the same disappointment as my girlfriend.
Haha, you're full of it.

jesse_hitz
07/26/09, 07:04 PM
it's totally true she's a lil sloot

phil19
07/26/09, 08:19 PM
My legs are crossed right now.

thats what i like to hear

MarsEatWorld
07/26/09, 08:39 PM
thats what i like to hear
hi e-boyfriend.
*crosses leg*

phil19
07/26/09, 08:43 PM
hi e-boyfriend.
*crosses leg*

hey e-girlfriend. so, i couldnt help but notice that your legs are crossed...

MarsEatWorld
07/26/09, 08:45 PM
hey e-girlfriend. so, i couldnt help but notice that your legs are crossed...
HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT MY LEGS

phil19
07/26/09, 08:47 PM
HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT MY LEGS

i wasnt looking at your legs, i was actually trying to look up your skirt but i couldnt because your legs were crossed

MarsEatWorld
07/26/09, 08:50 PM
i wasnt looking at your legs, i was actually trying to look up your skirt but i couldnt because your legs were crossed
oh that's fine then. Sorry, I'll uncross them.

phil19
07/26/09, 08:53 PM
oh that's fine then. Sorry, I'll uncross them.

thats much better, thankyou

MarsEatWorld
07/26/09, 09:04 PM
thats much better, thankyou
Sorry bout the inconvenience.

phil19
07/26/09, 09:07 PM
Sorry bout the inconvenience.

thats ok, just so long as it doesn't happen again

MarsEatWorld
07/26/09, 09:09 PM
thats ok, just so long as it doesn't happen again
It won't baybayyy

phil19
07/26/09, 09:10 PM
It won't baybayyy

i know, thats why you're my e-girlfriend :-)

MarsEatWorld
07/26/09, 09:23 PM
i know, thats why you're my e-girlfriend :-)
we're such a cute couple.

TeamAllison
07/26/09, 09:25 PM
I just texted him and he is pissed. He said that he was "drunk" when he said it. (The back story to this is someone that was 18 brought beer and a few of them were drinking it and most of them only had 2 bottles and most of them didn't know how to drink it and were spitting it out.) More lulz, (One of them had to chew gum while he was drinking it.)

Not to sound like a fucking alcoholic but what a damn shame, that is a waste of beer my friend.

phil19
07/26/09, 09:25 PM
we're such a cute couple.

some might say THE cutest on ap

xfantabulousx
07/26/09, 09:28 PM
I just texted him and he is pissed. He said that he was "drunk" when he said it. (The back story to this is someone that was 18 brought beer and a few of them were drinking it and most of them only had 2 bottles and most of them didn't know how to drink it and were spitting it out.) More lulz, (One of them had to chew gum while he was drinking it.)

How did they not know how to drink beer? I always thought drinking liquids was a fairly simple action, but I could be wrong...

MarsEatWorld
07/26/09, 09:29 PM
some might say THE cutest on ap
defintely

Mytsic Bullshit
07/26/09, 09:31 PM
haaaaahhaha

phil19
07/26/09, 09:32 PM
defintely

i just hope we can survive all the hype and the spotlight

reesa
07/26/09, 09:34 PM
I was at a friend's house for a party and it was only guys left and we were talking about different things and we were talking about one of the girls that was at the party and all of a sudden one of them said I should have gone after her because she was crossed legged. I asked why and he said that any girl that sits cross legged around guys wants to get fucked by a guy around her and she sits crossed legged to show she is a whore. I have totally never heard of this and I was wondering if this is true or not?
wow i've never heard such nonsense. that's so not true.

Knightmare
07/26/09, 09:46 PM
Yes, definitely :wave:
:lol:

MarsEatWorld
07/26/09, 09:51 PM
i just hope we can survive all the hype and the spotlight
we can <3 at least until my boy comes home.. hahaha then he'll be ready to kick your ass

phil19
07/26/09, 09:54 PM
we can <3 at least until my boy comes home.. hahaha then he'll be ready to kick your ass

loving the optimism baby. pretty sure it wont be my arse that gets kicked

MarsEatWorld
07/26/09, 09:59 PM
loving the optimism baby. pretty sure it wont be my arse that gets kicked
hahahhaha. I'm fucked.

phil19
07/26/09, 10:02 PM
hahahhaha. I'm fucked.

you're fucked?? by me??

MarsEatWorld
07/26/09, 10:33 PM
you're fucked?? by me??
nope. hehe.
Nah. He won't mind. He knows how much I like him :]

phil19
07/26/09, 10:39 PM
nope. hehe.
Nah. He won't mind. He knows how much I like him :]

threesome

MarsEatWorld
07/26/09, 10:43 PM
threesome
oh god. no. hahaha

phil19
07/26/09, 10:46 PM
oh god. no. hahaha

:-(

MarsEatWorld
07/26/09, 10:55 PM
:-(
I don't share.

phil19
07/26/09, 11:00 PM
I don't share.

not even with your e-boyfriend?

smogs
07/26/09, 11:01 PM
It is comfortable and when you are wearing a skirt it's the only way to make sure nobody can peak

True fact.

MarsEatWorld
07/26/09, 11:08 PM
not even with your e-boyfriend?
Haha nope. You just get to pretend to look up my skirt.

phil19
07/26/09, 11:10 PM
Haha nope. You just get to pretend to look up my skirt.

sucks to be me

MarsEatWorld
07/26/09, 11:11 PM
sucks to be me
I can say "WISH U WEREHERe"
:D
Still sucky?

phil19
07/26/09, 11:14 PM
I can say "WISH U WEREHERe"
:D
Still sucky?

hahaha not as much. you're the best!

MarsEatWorld
07/26/09, 11:16 PM
hahaha not as much. you're the best!
=] e-hug.

phil19
07/26/09, 11:23 PM
=] e-hug.

my heart just melted

MarsEatWorld
07/26/09, 11:42 PM
my heart just melted
aww :]
goodie

billyboatkid
07/26/09, 11:46 PM
Wtf kinda logic is that. I understand body language, but that's terrible.

muttley
07/26/09, 11:49 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AdybgZiFaLM/SZ_AzDLoJLI/AAAAAAAABQE/Hbfw09nF3vo/s320/cast.jpg
is it true?
is it true?
I do I do I do-hoo

Words cannot express how great of a post this is.

phil19
07/26/09, 11:56 PM
aww :]
goodie

e-relationships are fun

MarsEatWorld
07/27/09, 12:24 AM
e-relationships are fun
highfive

phil19
07/27/09, 12:27 AM
highfive

:highfive:

MarsEatWorld
07/27/09, 12:35 AM
:highfive:
:celebrate:

phil19
07/27/09, 12:37 AM
:celebrate:

:giverose:

MarsEatWorld
07/27/09, 12:38 AM
:giverose:
awww :] thank youu e bf

phil19
07/27/09, 12:42 AM
awww :] thank youu e bf

anything for my e-girl

MarsEatWorld
07/27/09, 12:43 AM
anything for my e-girl
lol. we are soo silly. what time is it there, btw?

phil19
07/27/09, 12:45 AM
lol. we are soo silly. what time is it there, btw?

all the lurkers are probably in sugar comas from all our sweetness.
its 3.45pm here. what about where you are?

MarsEatWorld
07/27/09, 12:46 AM
all the lurkers are probably in sugar comas from all our sweetness.
its 3.45pm here. what about where you are?
haha probably and it's 3:46 AM. lol

phil19
07/27/09, 12:49 AM
haha probably and it's 3:46 AM. lol

twleve hours different.
why you up so late?

MarsEatWorld
07/27/09, 01:03 AM
twleve hours different.
why you up so late?
finished my blog
marseatworld.wordpress.com
I had a tumblr but made it wordpress so i can get comments.

phil19
07/27/09, 01:06 AM
finished my blog
marseatworld.wordpress.com
I had a tumblr but made it wordpress so i can get comments.

you're a blogger hey?
thats cool. ima gonna stalk your blog now, you know that right

MarsEatWorld
07/27/09, 01:15 AM
you're a blogger hey?
thats cool. ima gonna stalk your blog now, you know that right
do it :]

phil19
07/27/09, 01:19 AM
do it :]

ok i will, but only cause you told me to

killerswells
07/27/09, 03:00 AM
all i know is that when im sitting crossed legged near a guy i want to be fucked

i fuckin lol'd.

I masturbate all the time and they're still uncontrollable.

great first post.

Jake Denning
07/27/09, 03:11 AM
finished my blog
marseatworld.wordpress.com
I had a tumblr but made it wordpress so i can get comments.

hawt blog.

I keep a tumblr, but most people wouldnt like it.

http://goawayjakedenning.tumblr.com/

zion the lion
07/27/09, 03:18 AM
I was at a friend's house for a party and it was only guys left and we were talking about different things and we were talking about one of the girls that was at the party and all of a sudden one of them said I should have gone after her because she was crossed legged. I asked why and he said that any girl that sits cross legged around guys wants to get fucked by a guy around her and she sits crossed legged to show she is a whore. I have totally never heard of this and I was wondering if this is true or not?

...crossing her legs is like the opposite of what you want her to be doing isnt it?

also, I foresee a lot of babies, stds, and rape charges in your future if you listen to your dumb ass friends.

Knightmare
07/27/09, 06:57 AM
Words cannot express how great of a post this is.
+1,000,000

theguy77
07/27/09, 07:00 AM
hahahaha your friend has it so backwards

Animalhill
07/27/09, 07:04 AM
I've never been to NC actually, but I've seen pics and it is pretty cool. lol. the farthest south i've been is tennessee. i am a true yankee.
Same.
Also: This thread is fucking ridiculous. How would sitting cross-legged, a position that would GUARD the vag, be interpreted as a sign of whorishness?

SeeTheLights
07/27/09, 07:19 AM
Not to sound like a fucking alcoholic but what a damn shame, that is a waste of beer my friend.

Haha yeah it was for them, I didn't have any so it was their fault.

SeeTheLights
07/27/09, 07:19 AM
How did they not know how to drink beer? I always thought drinking liquids was a fairly simple action, but I could be wrong...

I don't know, they were talking about him it wasn't supposed to foam or something.

xfantabulousx
07/27/09, 08:14 AM
I don't know, they were talking about him it wasn't supposed to foam or something.

Haha sounds like you need some new drinking buddies.

SeeTheLights
07/27/09, 08:35 AM
Haha sounds like you need some new drinking buddies.

Haha, I didn't even drink with them though. The worst was when some of them were drinking from the same bottle because that was the only bottle left.

TMartin442
07/27/09, 08:42 AM
crossing her legs is not that same thing as a girl that is playing with her hair

xfantabulousx
07/27/09, 08:46 AM
Haha, I didn't even drink with them though. The worst was when some of them were drinking from the same bottle because that was the only bottle left.

Well good because you're only 16! JK. But parties get about a billion times better when you're a senior. Even if you don't drink, at least you get to watch your friends acting like stupid sluts and then get to see the looks on their faces when they realize what they did because you have to explain what happened because they don't remember it.

Heart-A-Tact
07/27/09, 08:47 AM
Mike Smith in disguise.

MarsEatWorld
07/27/09, 08:51 AM
hawt blog.

I keep a tumblr, but most people wouldnt like it.

http://goawayjakedenning.tumblr.com/
Like I said, I had a tumblr but I didn't like that you couldn't comment on it. I mean, it looked awesome but yeah...

MarsEatWorld
07/27/09, 09:54 AM
Mike Smith in disguise.
Mike Smith is serving our country with pride right now!

ApricotChick
07/27/09, 01:19 PM
That was a jumbo run on sentence. And no, that's not true. If she wanted to show she was a whore, there are much easier ways to get that point across ha.

Charles777
07/27/09, 01:38 PM
Are you in the 5th fucking grade?

SeeTheLights
07/27/09, 01:41 PM
Are you in the 5th fucking grade?

Are you talking about me?

Knightmare
07/27/09, 01:44 PM
Are you talking about me?
If he is, he obviously missed the fact that you're 16.

scormier2
07/27/09, 01:50 PM
I just came into this thread and was like oh jeeze, where did this all take place. Then I saw that you were from Bangor. And it made sense :p

Just kidding man. I'm from Hampden, and I just went to your profile. I'm only a day older than you. Small world.

Charles777
07/27/09, 02:07 PM
Are you talking about me?
Yes.

SeeTheLights
07/27/09, 05:03 PM
I just came into this thread and was like oh jeeze, where did this all take place. Then I saw that you were from Bangor. And it made sense :p

Just kidding man. I'm from Hampden, and I just went to your profile. I'm only a day older than you. Small world.

Haha holy crap, that's crazy. Totally small world.

phil19
07/27/09, 05:17 PM
i fuckin lol'd.
.

hahahaha

MarsEatWorld
07/27/09, 05:19 PM
Same.
Also: This thread is fucking ridiculous. How would sitting cross-legged, a position that would GUARD the vag, be interpreted as a sign of whorishness?
Boys think everything = signs

youngfresh
07/27/09, 05:22 PM
http://media.photobucket.com/image/lolwut%20whale/BlahBle_No9/Lol_wut_completely.jpg

youngfresh
07/27/09, 05:24 PM
http://a292.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/113/l_cf051e9f1c8af2100169ad76214d2e1b. jpg

youngfresh
07/27/09, 05:24 PM
http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/meinung/lol_wut_russian_pear.jpg

SeeTheLights
07/27/09, 05:27 PM
I just came into this thread and was like oh jeeze, where did this all take place. Then I saw that you were from Bangor. And it made sense :p

Just kidding man. I'm from Hampden, and I just went to your profile. I'm only a day older than you. Small world.

By the way, I am guessing you know where this is but when I was younger I lived in Winterport.

youngfresh
07/27/09, 05:27 PM
http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/meinung/lol_wut_pear_rabi.jpg

youngfresh
07/27/09, 05:27 PM
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/94/Steve_Ballmer_LOLWUT.png/180px-Steve_Ballmer_LOLWUT.png

youngfresh
07/27/09, 05:28 PM
http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/lol_was.jpg

youngfresh
07/27/09, 05:29 PM
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youngfresh
07/27/09, 05:30 PM
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Theseventhson
07/27/09, 05:34 PM
http://www.lolwut.com/pics/jewish.jpg
You've offended me.

youngfresh
07/27/09, 05:37 PM
You've offended me.

YES!!!

youngfresh
07/27/09, 05:38 PM
Where are ya Jason! You're gonna my next victim LMFAO MOVE TO THE BEAT AND WATCH IT FLOW!

Knightmare
07/27/09, 05:47 PM
You've offended me.
Why? Is your nose the size of Mt. Everest?

Theseventhson
07/27/09, 05:48 PM
Why? Is your nose the size of Mt. Everest?
Yes, me and my huge Jew nose were offended

Knightmare
07/27/09, 05:51 PM
Yes, me and my huge Jew nose were offended
:violin:

bladerdude360
07/27/09, 06:01 PM
That is hilarious. Also, I have no idea exactly what just happened here but it made me laugh.

zion the lion
07/27/09, 06:10 PM
Yes, me and my huge Jew nose were offended

Rhinoplasty?

youngfresh
07/27/09, 06:19 PM
You've got so much love in you .
You've got so much love in you .

scormier2
07/27/09, 06:21 PM
By the way, I am guessing you know where this is but when I was younger I lived in Winterport.

Yah, my girlfriend is from Winterport.

TheBestBet
07/27/09, 08:24 PM
Ohhhh to be young, naive, and completely clueless.

AlexEnglish
07/27/09, 08:49 PM
you sir, have some very stupid friends.

spritelybrin
07/28/09, 01:11 PM
oh man..i cross my legs all the time....i was always wondering why a bunch of drunk fucks were always approaching me at the bar..i guess it doesnt matter if youre 16... or 25

i guess for some ppl..drinking is a skill...

Rey1789
07/29/09, 10:22 AM
I was at a friend's house for a party and it was only guys left and we were talking about different things and we were talking about one of the girls that was at the party and all of a sudden one of them said I should have gone after her because she was crossed legged. I asked why and he said that any girl that sits cross legged around guys wants to get fucked by a guy around her and she sits crossed legged to show she is a whore. I have totally never heard of this and I was wondering if this is true or not?




That guy is fucking retarded

Srsly
07/29/09, 02:09 PM
I thought girls sat crossed legged because it's comfortable, that's why I do it.
You're a guy, how is it comfortable?

ArtForLovers
07/29/09, 07:07 PM
This is absolutely insane. I sit like that to be comfortable not to be a whore.

phil19
07/29/09, 07:08 PM
This is absolutely insane. I sit like that to be comfortable not to be a whore.

are you sure about that?

ArtForLovers
07/29/09, 07:13 PM
are you sure about that?
Well I did have to think about it for a second..

phil19
07/29/09, 07:15 PM
Well I did have to think about it for a second..

thats what i thought

ArtForLovers
07/29/09, 07:17 PM
thats what i thought
shh just dont tell anyone

phil19
07/29/09, 07:18 PM
shh just dont tell anyone

dont worry, your secret is safe with me. im a very trustworthy individual

ArtForLovers
07/29/09, 07:19 PM
dont worry, your secret is safe with me. im a very trustworthy individual
Oh i could sense that right away. I am very thankful I entrusted you with my little secret.

phil19
07/29/09, 07:25 PM
Oh i could sense that right away. I am very thankful I entrusted you with my little secret.

could you? thats impressive. its always good to share secrets with someone. it gets a load off your mind