Shaving (Official Thread)

[TachyonEvan]

Yes indeedy.

[Knightmare]

I need to shave.

[phil19]

i hate shaving

[bluecrunchy]

I shave about once a month now. Should probably just get a new shaver. (I'm assuming we're actually talking about our faces)

[MarsEatWorld]

Attn: Spansen

[TachyonEvan]

I need to shave right now.

[spansen]

Attn: Spansen

mission accomplished i guess. now i'll go back to not posting hardly ever. :)

[The Pharmacist]

nair is easier

[muttley]

Shaving is a pain. Grow it out.

[TachyonEvan]

What exactly are we talking about right now?

[thespearkid]

growing the hair is more fun than cutting it.

[muttley]

What exactly are we talking about right now?

I thought about this after I posted... I still don't know.

[TachyonEvan]

This is such a vauge concept - there are so many things you can shave.

In other news, I just shaved my pubes. This feels really weird.

[muttley]

I hate shaving. I usually just trim.

[TeamAllison]

Septembeard, bro.

[TachyonEvan]

:shrug: I don't usually care.

[more heart]

Evan would be the one to make a thread like this lol.

Just a quick bit: I haven't shaved since Friday. Probably won't shave again until Tuesday.

[MarsEatWorld]

mission accomplished i guess. now i'll go back to not posting hardly ever. :)
yesssss

[TachyonEvan]

Evan would be the one to make a thread like this lol.

Just a quick bit: I haven't shaved since Friday. Probably won't shave again until Tuesday.

I definitely haven't shaved my face in weeks.

[more heart]

Oooh! Will girls be included because, well....

[more heart]

I definitely haven't shaved my face in weeks.
I think the longest I've ever gone was just about under a week.

[TachyonEvan]

I think the longest I've ever gone was just about under a week.

Damn. Why so dedicated to your shaving?

[SincerelyMe]

I shaved this morning. Feels nice.

[thewk]

I just shaved. I shave at night so that I don't have babyface the next day.

[Thesleepingwell]

i hate shaving

Seconded.

Shaving is a pain under the chin.
Requires too much effort...
But man grooming is important - so I have to put up with it.

Who here uses a electric razor?
I do, it's easier.

[TachyonEvan]

Who here uses a electric razor?
I do, it's easier.

DUDE. I used an electric razor when shaving my pubes, and I nipped my ballsack. It hurt.

[OveriseFan]

I just shaved. I shave at night so that I don't have babyface the next day.

Me too. I didn't start shaving until after I turned 16... I still don't need to shave everyday. I try not to go more than a few days, but I could go two weeks and still not have much. Lame.

[Thesleepingwell]

DUDE. I used an electric razor when shaving my pubes, and I nipped my ballsack. It hurt.

Ouch...

[TachyonEvan]

Ouch...

Yeah, I was like, WTFFFFF

[more heart]

DUDE. I used an electric razor when shaving my pubes, and I nipped my ballsack. It hurt.
Did. Not. Need. To. Know.
Damn. Why so dedicated to your shaving?
I dunno really :shrug:

[phil19]

Seconded.

Shaving is a pain under the chin.
Requires too much effort...
But man grooming is important - so I have to put up with it.

Who here uses a electric razor?
I do, it's easier.

yes, its a pain in the arse.
i have a bit of a beard so i trim it, though im thinking of investing in a beard trimmer

[TachyonEvan]

Did. Not. Need. To. Know.

I dunno really :shrug:

:-d

:shrug:

[muttley]

I'm guessing this thread is now on face shaving. In that case, I need a shave.

[ContentsWithin]

During the school year, I shave frequently, but since it's summer, I haven't shaved in like 2 weeks. Should probably get on that.

EDIT: oh, this is about faces? i thought we were talking about our asses.

[TachyonEvan]

I don't know what this thread is about.

Ladies, feel free to pitch in. :-d

[thespearkid]

During the school year, I shave frequently, but since it's summer, I haven't shaved in like 2 weeks. Should probably get on that.

EDIT: oh, this is about faces? i thought we were talking about our asses.
i lol'd.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

i hate shaving.

[ContentsWithin]

I don't know what this thread is about.

Ladies, feel free to pitch in. :-d

You made the thread.

Girls don't shave, dope!

[TachyonEvan]

You made the thread.

Girls don't shave, dope!

Girls shave, fool.

Well, most of them do.

[tawtaw]

I have an abnormal amount of facial hair for my age. I get told to shave by the school once a week on average. Other guys in my year make me out to be some sort of hero for it.

It's kind of a pain in the ass.

[ContentsWithin]

Girls shave, fool.

Well, most of them do.
Not any girls I hang out with..

[TachyonEvan]

Why does the school make you shave?

[TachyonEvan]

Not any girls I hang out with..

LOL @ your manladyfriends.

[ContentsWithin]

LOL @ your manladyfriends.
haha i'm joking, of course.

or am i?

[billyboatkid]

I also need to shave even though I hate it.

[llwilliamsll]

haha i'm joking, of course.

or am i?
I'm guessing you don't have any lady friends from the exchanges you and OP had.

[ContentsWithin]

I'm guessing you don't have any lady friends from the exchanges you and OP had.
I have plenty of lady friends.

Just none with proper grooming habits.

[tawtaw]

Why does the school make you shave?

Eh, it's a private school. All about a clean image and whatnot.

[TachyonEvan]

Eh, it's a private school. All about a clean image and whatnot.

Ah.

[Reaver]

DUDE. I used an electric razor when shaving my pubes, and I nipped my ballsack. It hurt.

i use an electric razor for the area above my dick. you can't use it for your balls you idiot.

anyway, i'm going to completely shave myself in like 2 hours. it's necessary.

[Codi23]

I used to wish my facial hair would grow faster.

Well, now it does. I hate having to shave at least every other day :-( . Be careful what you wish for.

[NaughtyScotty]

I used to wish my facial hair would grow faster.

Well, now it does. I hate having to shave at least every other day :-( . Be careful what you wish for.

It's a blessing and a burden

[thewk]

Me too. I didn't start shaving until after I turned 16... I still don't need to shave everyday. I try not to go more than a few days, but I could go two weeks and still not have much. Lame.
I started shaving on the reg when i was 13. True story.

[Codi23]

It's a blessing and a burden

With great power, comes great responsibility... :mellow:

[Overpass]

Don't all schools require clean shaven male students?

[phil19]

Don't all schools require clean shaven male students?

i make my own rules

[zion the lion]

I went to shave the other day, and I ended up freaking out. I have no idea who's long fucking pubes were just stuffed in the god damn razor but the owner of those monsters needs to start wipping the hair off when their done.

[Animalhill]

I am a Jew, so naturally I have been shaving my stache since I was in 5th grade.

[denissuxx]

I only bother shaving my face when I'm 'with' someone, or I'm not with someone but I'm going out. Otherwise, I'm too damn lazy.

[AJ F]

I went to shave the other day, and I ended up freaking out. I have no idea who's long fucking pubes were just stuffed in the god damn razor but the owner of those monsters needs to start wipping the hair off when their done.

Stop being so cheap and cough up $7.99 for your own damn razors. Problem solved.

[AJ F]

I have to shave everyday and I hate it. But tomorrow I fly home for two weeks so I'm looking forward to not shaving the entire time. Fuck yeah!

[Animalhill]

I have to shave everyday and I hate it. But tomorrow I fly home for two weeks so I'm looking forward to not shaving the entire time. Fuck yeah!
Nice man! I bet you're so stoked to get back to the States. My buddy actually got deployed yesterday.

[AJ F]

Nice man! I bet you're so stoked to get back to the States. My buddy actually got deployed yesterday.

Yo dude. Hey I actually just posted I the news in the 'work' thread in general so lets continue this discussion in there.

[SeeTheLights]

Ugh, I hate it, shaved yesterday though so I won't have to for aleast a week or so.

[Animalhill]

Ugh, I hate it, shaved yesterday though so I won't have to for aleast a week or so.
Just wait until you grow up- I shave twice a day.

[Thomas Balkcom]

I shave just about everyday, I hate it

[Srsly]

I hate shaving, I have to do it like every day cause I look ridiculous with stuble.

[SeeTheLights]

Just wait until you grow up- I shave twice a day.

Ew, that doesn't sound like fun. The thing is I can grow a good amount of facial hair but it doesn't look good at all. For example, I have this spot right under my chin where I can grow no hair so most likely I will never have a goatee. Then I have an ugly looking mustache that doesn't grow at the speed of my other facial hair. This reminds me of a funny story, After my freshman year me and my friend from school decided to have a beard growing contest since we were the only ones who could grow beards in our class (Small private christian school with only 15 or 16 guys in our class) We did it for like 4 weeks and then we were like this is to itchy, Lets stop lol.

[Animalhill]

Ew, that doesn't sound like fun. The thing is I can grow a good amount of facial hair but it doesn't look good at all. For example, I have this spot right under my chin where I can grow no hair so most likely I will never have a goatee. Then I have an ugly looking mustache that doesn't grow at the speed of my other facial hair. This reminds me of a funny story, After my freshman year me and my friend from school decided to have a beard growing contest since we were the only ones who could grow beards in our class (Small private christian school with only 15 or 16 guys in our class) We did it for like 4 weeks and then we were like this is to itchy, Lets stop lol.
Yup- it gets more even/constant when you get older.

[SeeTheLights]

Yup- it gets more even/constant when you get older.

That's good haha.

[WhitestKidUKnow]

Don't all schools require clean shaven male students?

nope. we can do pretty much whatever we want in the facial hair respect, unless it's a private school or something
I only bother shaving my face when I'm 'with' someone, or I'm not with someone but I'm going out. Otherwise, I'm too damn lazy.

this is what I want to do, but I feel like being clean shaven leads to being with someone 90% of the time. unless I'm underestimating how many girls like facial hair.

[OveriseFan]

Don't all schools require clean shaven male students?

I'm blonde. No one can see it/cares if I have facial hair.

[Animalhill]

I'm blonde. No one can see it/cares if I have facial hair.
Russian Jew. I'm kind of at the opposite end of the spectrum.

[denissuxx]

this is what I want to do, but I feel like being clean shaven leads to being with someone 90% of the time. unless I'm underestimating how many girls like facial hair.

orly

[WhitestKidUKnow]

orly

well most of the girls I talk to say that they don't like guys with facial hair, which is what leads me to believe this.

[quesosauce]

whenever i shave i assume someone else in the world is shaving, so i say, i'm gonna go shave, too

[denissuxx]

well most of the girls I talk to say that they don't like guys with facial hair, which is what leads me to believe this.

You've clearly done some research on this matter.

[songydarko]

well most of the girls I talk to say that they don't like guys with facial hair, which is what leads me to believe this.
Those girls are crazy. I love facial hair. I think a bit of scruff makes every guy much more attractive.

[Animalhill]

whenever i shave i assume someone else in the world is shaving, so i say, i'm gonna go shave, too
hahaha nice. That is superb reasoning. That's how I am about sex.

[WhitestKidUKnow]

Those girls are crazy. I love facial hair. I think a bit of scruff makes every guy much more attractive.

it must have just been the ones I've asked then. good to know.

[MarsEatWorld]

Those girls are crazy. I love facial hair. I think a bit of scruff makes every guy much more attractive.
depends on the guy for me. But usually I don't like it unless they can pull it off well.

[songydarko]

depends on the guy for me. But usually I don't like it unless they can pull it off well.
Some can't pull it off, but for the most part I think it makes a guy look manlier in a sense? I dunno, I'd take a guy with facial hair over a clean shaven guy any day.

[MarsEatWorld]

Some can't pull it off, but for the most part I think it makes a guy look manlier in a sense? I dunno, I'd take a guy with facial hair over a clean shaven guy any day.
Yeah, I get what you mean but the thing is not many 18 year olds can pull it off. Hahaha.

[songydarko]

Yeah, I get what you mean but the thing is not many 18 year olds can pull it off. Hahaha.
hahaha TRUE. A lot of 18 year old boys are usually in that stage where their facial hair isn't even facial hair. It's like... little ammature facial hair. Which is just not cute.

[kemichels]

Yeah, I get what you mean but the thing is not many 18 year olds can pull it off. Hahaha.

good thing I'm 23!
*a wild charmander appears*

[MarsEatWorld]

hahaha TRUE. A lot of 18 year old boys are usually in that stage where their facial hair isn't even facial hair. It's like... little ammature facial hair. Which is just not cute.
And that, is nasty. Hahaha.

[danielineffigy]

I dislike the incredible rate at which my facial hair grows. Might be time for me to switch to a blade instead of an electric.

[MarsEatWorld]

good thing I'm 23!
*a wild charmander appears*
and yes, you can pull it off, but not a full out beard that's gross

[songydarko]

good thing I'm 23!
*a wild charmander appears*
Good thing you're a loser.

[fake empire]

and yes, you can pull it off, but not a full out beard that's gross
ouch

[kemichels]

Good thing you're a loser.

good thing you're apparently dating said loser.

[songydarko]

good thing you're apparently dating said loser.
Yeah it is a good thing. You and ur hawt hurricanes. Do want, all day.

[kemichels]

and yes, you can pull it off, but not a full out beard that's gross

Mars I think you're nicer to me than my girlfriend is. lol. And yeah...never had a full beard...probably not going to try. But I'll keep it where I'm at right now, methinks. I have to go baby face for when our season-on-sale is for where I work though. Pretty sure Alicia is just going to break up with me that day, or not see me until it's healthily grown back.

[MarsEatWorld]

ouch
You know how I feel about facial hair, lol.

[MarsEatWorld]

Mars I think you're nicer to me than my girlfriend is. lol. And yeah...never had a full beard...probably not going to try. But I'll keep it where I'm at right now, methinks. I have to go baby face for when our season-on-sale is for where I work though. Pretty sure Alicia is just going to break up with me that day, or not see me until it's healthily grown back.
Hahaha. Couples call eachother names all the time and make fun of eachother. It's normal, lol. Or maybe I just have really weird relationships. Anyway, yeah maybe but probably not, you're fucking charmander. LOL You could catch her hair on FIYAHHH

[fake empire]

You know how I feel about facial hair, lol.
yea and you know how I feel about YOU

[MarsEatWorld]

yea and you know how I feel about YOU
:-(

[songydarko]

Mars I think you're nicer to me than my girlfriend is. lol. And yeah...never had a full beard...probably not going to try. But I'll keep it where I'm at right now, methinks. I have to go baby face for when our season-on-sale is for where I work though. Pretty sure Alicia is just going to break up with me that day, or not see me until it's healthily grown back.
You're probably right. We may have to take a short break during that time.
And fuck you, I'm nice.

[Animalhill]

:-(
Turn that frown upside... can't even finish that sentence. Too lame

[kemichels]

You're probably right. We may have to take a short break during that time.
And fuck you, I'm nice.

lol how the fuck does that even work.

and no break, thanks.

[MarsEatWorld]

Turn that frown upside... can't even finish that sentence. Too lame
Hahhaahhahahaha. :P

[Animalhill]

Hahhaahhahahaha. :P
:-) So have I told you about my epic weekend?

[MarsEatWorld]

:-) So have I told you about my epic weekend?
no. message me ahora.

[NickLopez]

i want

[NickLopez]

10k

[MarsEatWorld]

i want
to shave?

[NickLopez]

to shave?
when?

[kemichels]

:-) So have I told you about my epic weekend?

Please tell me it involved cougars. either the 45year old kind or the animal, don't even care.

[Animalhill]

Please tell me it involved cougars. either the 45year old kind or the animal, don't even care.
haha I think I may just start a thread about it? In any case, I am lazy and thus copied the message I just sent to Mars. haha enjoy:

This is me after a handle of Jameson and 1/2 a handle of Jack Daniels
http://www.absolutepunk.net/g/showim...serid= 679102 (http://www.absolutepunk.net/g/showimage.php?i=284002&c=75&userid=679102)

At some point in the night I blacked out, and announced to the party, on a microphone, that I was going out into the woods to kill a bear and bring it back to the fire to cook, and that anyone who had the balls should feel free to join me. Apparantly everyone thought I was joking. Well, it turns out I wasn't.
I came out of a black out at 3:00am in the MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING WOODS, and didn't drunkenly find my way out until 8:30am the next day, at which point, I had to hitchhike about 20 minutes back to the party site with some weird old fucker. EPIC.

[1mastalker]

Unfortunately, I am facial-haired impaired(I'm not even sure how the fuck to say that).

1.My right side always grows faster that my leftM-((but I think it's starting to catch up:-)).

2.I basically grow Elvis sideburns because I've got patchy facial hair.

3.I've been shaving weekly for 2 years. I think I got the shit end of the facial hair stick in life.

[songydarko]

[/b]
lol how the fuck does that even work.

and no break, thanks.
It just does work.
I dunno if I'll like you as much without the facial hair babeh. ;)

[kemichels]

haha I think I may just start a thread about it? In any case, I am lazy and thus copied the message I just sent to Mars. haha enjoy:

This is me after a handle of Jameson and 1/2 a handle of Jack Daniels
http://www.absolutepunk.net/g/showim...serid= 679102 (http://www.absolutepunk.net/g/showimage.php?i=284002&c=75&userid=679102)

At some point in the night I blacked out, and announced to the party, on a microphone, that I was going out into the woods to kill a bear and bring it back to the fire to cook, and that anyone who had the balls should feel free to join me. Apparantly everyone thought I was joking. Well, it turns out I wasn't.
I came out of a black out at 3:00am in the MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING WOODS, and didn't drunkenly find my way out until 8:30am the next day, at which point, I had to hitchhike about 20 minutes back to the party site with some weird old fucker. EPIC.


lol this is fucking awesome. I need to get that drunk sometime. I just get drunk and break my limbs, apparently.

[thesafeword]

I'm blonde. No one can see it/cares if I have facial hair.
Same here. It kind of sucks, but I can get away with not having to shave every day or every other day or whatever.

[kemichels]

It just does work.
I dunno if I'll like you as much without the facial hair babeh. ;)

what if I snipped hair from other parts of my body and attached to my face when I saw you? Would you be cool then?

[songydarko]

what if I snipped hair from other parts of my body and attached to my face when I saw you? Would you be cool then?
That's just gross, no.

[Animalhill]

lol this is fucking awesome. I need to get that drunk sometime. I just get drunk and break my limbs, apparently.
hahaha yeah, it was pretty epic. I was one haggard looking Jew the next day. Lost a shoe and my shirt in the woods.

[MarsEatWorld]

when?
now

[thesafeword]

I just shaved, now my neck itches. Bad idea.

[Animalhill]

now
Did you get that message???

[MarsEatWorld]

Did you get that message???
YES HAHAHAH
you are my favorite person EVER. EVER. I will join you next time.

[MarsEatWorld]

lol this is fucking awesome. I need to get that drunk sometime. I just get drunk and break my limbs, apparently.
what's next, a broken toe?

[MarsEatWorld]

Please tell me it involved cougars. either the 45year old kind or the animal, don't even care.
hahahahahhahaha. the animal kind

[NickLopez]

now
i want

[Animalhill]

YES HAHAHAH
you are my favorite person EVER. EVER. I will join you next time.
hahahaha :-)
Honestly, in hindsight, I'm really fucking lucky I didn't get mauled by a bear. It was at the base of Mt. Monadnock (SECOND most climbed mountain in the world, and 10 min away from me. *brushes shoulder*)

[MarsEatWorld]

hahahaha :-)
Honestly, in hindsight, I'm really fucking lucky I didn't get mauled by a bear. It was at the base of Mt. Monadnock (SECOND most climbed mountain in the world, and 10 min away from me. *brushes shoulder*)
hahhaahaaa
you are epic

[kemichels]

what's next, a broken toe?

I was at a "blackout party " (wear all black) and at midnight I decided to streak through the party as greenman, Needless to say, I danced my ass off and clocked my head on a pole, resulting in blood pretty much spraying everywhere. My friends started to say 'Kevin I think you're bleeding man" and I was like "AM NOT" and kept dancing. Then my roommate Brian walked me upstairs and as I'm going upstairs I see this patch of red over my right eye and I'm like "well shit..I really am bleeding!"I probably should've got stitches, as the cut reopened about 3 times after that, but now I just have a healthy scar. It was right near my eye too, so I figure the next injury will involve either stitches, or loss of vision.

edit: but the real relevant point was that as I was bleeding, I decided I needed a good shave, so I did that before I cleaned my wound.

[muttley]

/Shaving discussion

[MarsEatWorld]

/Shaving discussion
[shaving disccusion] so do you shave daily?

[muttley]

[shaving disccusion] so do you shave daily?

My shit doesn't grow that fast. [/shaving discussion][conversation]

[Animalhill]

My shit doesn't grow that fast. [/shaving discussion][conversation]
Just wait until you get older.

[muttley]

Just wait until you get older.

I can't wait to grow a beard. :excited:

[Animalhill]

I can't wait to grow a beard. :excited:
Yeha, but just wait until you have to shave twice a day X-)

[muttley]

Yeha, but just wait until you have to shave twice a day X-)

Then the beard would grow faster! I can grow hair just about everywhere but my face. It's weird...

[Animalhill]

Then the beard would grow faster! I can grow hair just about everywhere but my face. It's weird...
It just differs for some people. Because I am a Russian Jew, I literally could have grown a stache in 6th grade and a beard by 9th. In contrast, my asian cohort in crime is almost 20 and can mangage neither.

[muttley]

It just differs for some people. Because I am a Russian Jew, I literally could have grown a stache in 6th grade and a beard by 9th. In contrast, my asian cohort in crime is almost 20 and can mangage neither.

You should have.
I'm half Mexican, so I should have awesome stache power... but I don't.

[spansen]

yesssss

point is. shaving sucks. we all know shaving sucks. shaving is also expensive. fuck shaving. right?

[spansen]

I can't wait to grow a beard. :excited:

beards are itchy.. just so you know. and for the most part, women don't like them. don't get too excited, kid.

i shave every other day because it doesn't grow super fast, and i have blond hair.. so it's just a matter of being comfortable.

[Animalhill]

beards are itchy.. just so you know. and for the most part, women don't like them. don't get too excited, kid.

i shave every other day because it doesn't grow super fast, and i have blond hair.. so it's just a matter of being comfortable.
haha I have to shave twice a day to avoid giving burns to my female friends. It really is the polite thing to do. However, on tour this august, I am growing the most epic fucking mustashe.

[NickLopez]

Shaving your facial hair does not in fact make it grow faster. DEBUNKED

[muttley]

beards are itchy.. just so you know. and for the most part, women don't like them. don't get too excited, kid.

i shave every other day because it doesn't grow super fast, and i have blond hair.. so it's just a matter of being comfortable.

What lady wouldn't love this?
http://www.dailywaste.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/beard.jpg

Most of my excitement was fake anyways.

[MarsEatWorld]

point is. shaving sucks. we all know shaving sucks. shaving is also expensive. fuck shaving. right?
nope.

[MarsEatWorld]

My shit doesn't grow that fast. [/shaving discussion][conversation]
good! cuz shavin sux

[muttley]

good! cuz shavin sux

It burnz!!1 Not to mention the cuts.

[MarsEatWorld]

It burnz!!1 Not to mention the cuts.
glad i don't have burns and cuts on my face!
god gave us girls SOMETHING

[Animalhill]

It burnz!!1 Not to mention the cuts.
Buy an electric razor.

[muttley]

glad i don't have burns and cuts on my face!
god gave us girls SOMETHING

Nair. Haha.

Buy an electric razor.

I have one, I just don't use it. It seems like overkill.

[NickLopez]

Prestige is not far off on the horizon.

[Animalhill]

Nair. Haha.



I have one, I just don't use it. It seems like overkill.
How? Its much faster and doesn't burn.

[muttley]

How? Its much faster and doesn't burn.

I feel like I don't have enough facial hair to use it. I'm not worthy.

[Animalhill]

I feel like I don't have enough facial hair to use it. I'm not worthy.
hahaha dude- use it. Its so much easier.

[NickLopez]

I feel like I don't have enough facial hair to use it. I'm not worthy.
seriously man, wtf

[muttley]

hahaha dude- use it. Its so much easier.

Indeed.

seriously man, wtf

Haha :shrug:

[MarsEatWorld]

Prestige is not far off on the horizon.
annoying as fuck.

[NickLopez]

annoying as fuck.
This entire forum is annoying as fuck. Look through all of these threads and you'll find plenty of threads filled with just as pointless conversation or chatting about stupid shit that's not worth chatting about. The PL forum is just a tool to get you on your feet as a poster so you can establish yourself with a couple thousand posts, don't even make it seem like I'm wasting your time by posting bullshit maybe 20 times over a period of two weeks. It's bullshit that I'm not prestigious anymore so I'm fucking around in here. If someone posts something that's worth a response, I'll tell him to use an electric razor but until then calm down and let me spam in peace.

[Animalhill]

This entire forum is annoying as fuck. Look through all of these threads and you'll find plenty of threads filled with just as pointless conversation or chatting about stupid shit that's not worth chatting about. The PL forum is just a tool to get you on your feet as a poster so you can establish yourself with a couple thousand posts, don't even make it seem like I'm wasting your time by posting bullshit maybe 20 times over a period of two weeks. It's bullshit that I'm not prestigious anymore so I'm fucking around in here. If someone posts something that's worth a response, I'll tell him to use an electric razor but until then calm down and let me spam in peace.
Calm down :shrug:

[MarsEatWorld]

This entire forum is annoying as fuck. Look through all of these threads and you'll find plenty of threads filled with just as pointless conversation or chatting about stupid shit that's not worth chatting about. The PL forum is just a tool to get you on your feet as a poster so you can establish yourself with a couple thousand posts, don't even make it seem like I'm wasting your time by posting bullshit maybe 20 times over a period of two weeks. It's bullshit that I'm not prestigious anymore so I'm fucking around in here. If someone posts something that's worth a response, I'll tell him to use an electric razor but until then calm down and let me spam in peace.
Why aren't you prestigious anymore?

[NickLopez]

:jayz:

[TachyonEvan]

Hahahahahahahaha.

[NickLopez]

Why aren't you prestigious anymore?
I had an old username--just Nick Lopez--with something like 17k posts from 2005/2006. Jason Tate and I weren't friends and I was IP-banned repeatedly. Last year, somebody emailed him pretending to be me and saying that he had a new account (ghostyouare) and wanted the two accounts merged. Jason unbanned my IP and merged the two accounts so I cannot log in to the old one. Ghostyouare's name is Trevor and he's been a regular here longer than I have but he told me to fuck off, he didn't do that. I kept pressing Jason for a while to figure out what happened or how I can get my old name back but because I pissed him off back in the day he doesn't really give me the time of day now.

So then at some point I made a new name and now I want 10k again. It's not a big deal, really, and I will most likely lose interest in getting another 7500 posts on this website before the deed can be completed. I didn't mean to jump down your throat, I guess I came out of the gate pretty strong. comprendes? friends? buddies? :buddies:?

[MarsEatWorld]

I had an old username--just Nick Lopez--with something like 17k posts from 2005/2006. Jason Tate and I weren't friends and I was IP-banned repeatedly. Last year, somebody emailed him pretending to be me and saying that he had a new account (ghostyouare) and wanted the two accounts merged. Jason unbanned my IP and merged the two accounts so I cannot log in to the old one. Ghostyouare's name is Trevor and he's been a regular here longer than I have but he told me to fuck off, he didn't do that. I kept pressing Jason for a while to figure out what happened or how I can get my old name back but because I pissed him off back in the day he doesn't really give me the time of day now.

So then at some point I made a new name and now I want 10k again. It's not a big deal, really, and I will most likely lose interest in getting another 7500 posts on this website before the deed can be completed. I didn't mean to jump down your throat, I guess I came out of the gate pretty strong. comprendes? friends? buddies? :buddies:?
Gotcha. Can't you just post your entire music library in the what are you listening to thread or something where spamming = the thread?

[Charles777]

I need to shave. I look kind of like Michael Jackson.

[kaycey]

i have to do this every day at work. i hate working shaving.

[NickLopez]

Gotcha. Can't you just post your entire music library in the what are you listening to thread or something where spamming = the thread?
Or I could rewatch LOST and post my every reaction. There are options.

[MarsEatWorld]

Or I could rewatch LOST and post my every reaction. There are options.
are you taking a stab at me?

[Codi23]

Buy an electric razor.

I hate electric razors; they don't cut close enough for me.

I just use my Schick two blade and I'm good to go haha :-d. I barely ever cut myself :shrug:

[NickLopez]

are you taking a stab at me?
:buddies:

[fake empire]

Or I could rewatch LOST and post my every reaction. There are options.
burnnnnnn

[zion the lion]

Stop being so cheap and cough up $7.99 for your own damn razors. Problem solved.

it was my own damn razor, thats the problem. And that's not cheap at all haha.

[SilenceBrokenTT]

Shave everyday... annoying. Already shaved today, and i got round 2 in a little bit before i head out for tonight's date. Red beards don't get no respect.

[MarsEatWorld]

:buddies:
If you care that much, I'll go back and delete all my posts from the lost thread... you're a dickkk

[NickLopez]

dude, i was just joking around. your posts don't even bother me.

[MarsEatWorld]

dude, i was just joking around. your posts don't even bother me.
yah hokay then why create turmoil.
useless. ohhhh wait. i get what you did there. you're trying to start a fight so you have tons o posts. gotchaaa

[spansen]

What lady wouldn't love this?
http://www.dailywaste.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/beard.jpg

Most of my excitement was fake anyways.
pretty much all of them, i'd imagine.
haha I have to shave twice a day to avoid giving burns to my female friends. It really is the polite thing to do. However, on tour this august, I am growing the most epic fucking mustashe.
well, aren't you just somethin' else... i'm glad i don't have to do that!
nope.
shut up, bean. :)

[MarsEatWorld]

pretty much all of them, i'd imagine.

well, aren't you just somethin' else... i'm glad i don't have to do that!

shut up, bean. :)
hmph

[anthonydarko]

Grow a beard, and be a man.

[NickLopez]

yah hokay then why create turmoil.
useless. ohhhh wait. i get what you did there. you're trying to start a fight so you have tons o posts. gotchaaa
:freakout:

[MarsEatWorld]

:freakout:
bahahah

[AJ F]

Shave everyday... annoying. Already shaved today, and i got round 2 in a little bit before i head out for tonight's date. Red beards don't get no respect.

true dat

[Greg.Kushlan]

I used to grow my beard out, but then I realized that I look better when I shave. I look like I lose about 20 pounds after shaving.

[The Pharmacist]

wow

[TachyonEvan]

Pubes aren't meant to be shaved. This shit looks weird as hell.

[muttley]

:beard:

[Animalhill]

I hate electric razors; they don't cut close enough for me.

I just use my Schick two blade and I'm good to go haha :-d. I barely ever cut myself :shrug:
To each his own I guess

[Animalhill]

pretty much all of them, i'd imagine.

well, aren't you just somethin' else... i'm glad i don't have to do that!

shut up, bean. :)
I guess?

[alltimehoe93]

I have plenty of lady friends.

Just none with proper grooming habits.
ahahaha
Those girls are crazy. I love facial hair. I think a bit of scruff makes every guy much more attractive.
I second this. But not a lot, too much facial hair just looks too messy for me.

[alltimehoe93]

Pubes aren't meant to be shaved. This shit looks weird as hell.
Nobody wants updates on your pubes, Evan.

[Reaver]

:beard:

who is that girl in your avatar? looks fucking hot.

[Hockeytown]

Just had to drop in and say I saw the girl I'm after's pubes a few days ago, it was a LANDING STRIP! Now everytime I look, it's ugh, a landing stripppppp. Kinda ruined the fun for me, as now all I think about is her bush rather than her face...lol..

[deFobbed14yrs]

^ issues

[phil19]

Just had to drop in and say I saw the girl I'm after's pubes a few days ago, it was a LANDING STRIP! Now everytime I look, it's ugh, a landing stripppppp. Kinda ruined the fun for me, as now all I think about is her bush rather than her face...lol..

how is her having a landing strip a bad thing?

[MarsEatWorld]

Just had to drop in and say I saw the girl I'm after's pubes a few days ago, it was a LANDING STRIP! Now everytime I look, it's ugh, a landing stripppppp. Kinda ruined the fun for me, as now all I think about is her bush rather than her face...lol..
you're 14 go play HALO

[Codi23]

you're 14 go play HALO

Hahaha wow, nice :-d .

[thesafeword]

Just had to drop in and say I saw the girl I'm after's pubes a few days ago, it was a LANDING STRIP! Now everytime I look, it's ugh, a landing stripppppp. Kinda ruined the fun for me, as now all I think about is her bush rather than her face...lol..
1. You're 14.
2. It's just a landing strip, it could be worse.
3. How did you see them?

[zion the lion]

Just had to drop in and say I saw the girl I'm after's pubes a few days ago, it was a LANDING STRIP! Now everytime I look, it's ugh, a landing stripppppp. Kinda ruined the fun for me, as now all I think about is her bush rather than her face...lol..

Well...I get that you're used to the pre-puberty toddler smooth look, but so the fuck what.

You're 14. Do you even have pubes?

[Codi23]

Well...I get that you're used to the pre-puberty toddler smooth look, but so the fuck what.

You're 14. Do you even have pubes?

I wouldn't have asked that if I were you, you might get an answer :-| .

[zion the lion]

I wouldn't have asked that if I were you, you might get an answer :-| .

He's 14, the answer is no.

[mattmatumbo]

I have to shave for Hollister, it sucks.

[Hockeytown]

<3 you guys for all quoting me. I feel so loved. Hmmm where to begin..

Halo sucks, Call Of Duty is where it's at.
Don't hate the pre-toddler look, it's kinda kinky ;)....(jk)
I am 14, correct, turn 15 next in a few days, I'm 5'11"ish...I know that has nothing to do with anything, but let's just say I'm not a little kid..
And really, AHAHA LET'S ALL MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HIM BEING 14 AND HAVING NO PUBES. Seriously, did you not at 14?
I know I'm young, hence one of the reasons I hid my age beforehand, shit gets old.

etc, etc...This was fun. Let's do it again sometime, kay?

[wewascontenders]

<3 you guys for all quoting me. I feel so loved. Hmmm where to begin..

Halo sucks, Call Of Duty is where it's at.
Don't hate the pre-toddler look, it's kinda kinky ;)....(jk)
I am 14, correct, turn 15 next in a few days, I'm 5'11"ish...I know that has nothing to do with anything, but let's just say I'm not a little kid..
And really, AHAHA LET'S ALL MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HIM BEING 14 AND HAVING NO PUBES. Seriously, did you not at 14?
I know I'm young, hence one of the reasons I hid my age beforehand, shit gets old.

etc, etc...This was fun. Let's do it again sometime, kay?

you still failed to mention why the landing strip posed a problem.

[Hockeytown]

^Rugburn.

[wewascontenders]

hmmmmm

[Machu505]

He's 14, the answer is no.
Fourteen-year-olds don't have pubes?

That year of my life was a lie.

[Hockeytown]

hmmmmm

lolololololol

[Machu505]

But to address the actual problem at hand, I'm in the dark as to how a girl with pubes is necessarily a bad thing.

[wewascontenders]

rugburn apparently? they're not a problem, a bush on the other hand is. it's just gross.

[zion the lion]

Fourteen-year-olds don't have pubes?

That year of my life was a lie.

I'm pretty sure they dont...almost positive of the fact.

[Machu505]

I'm pretty sure they dont...almost positive of the fact.
Trust me, they do.

[Hockeytown]

I'm pretty sure they dont...almost positive of the fact.

Need a picture? Definitely do. I am positive. haha.

[TachyonEvan]

14-year-olds have pubes.

[Machu505]

rugburn apparently? they're not a problem, a bush on the other hand is. it's just gross.
True true. Though the guy's description of it was vague, so I don't know if he mean it was bulging out or if she had some minor hair. "Landing strip" is a bit ambiguous.

[Hockeytown]

rugburn apparently? they're not a problem, a bush on the other hand is. it's just gross.

And that's the thing, it definitely wasn't just a little bit. It was a landing strip for a Boeing 503Whatever.

[zion the lion]

Trust me, they do.

They're sweet little babies, and I've changed enough diapers to know that sweet little babies dont have pubes.

Need a picture? Definitely do. I am positive. haha.

KP? No thanks.

[Hockeytown]

You sure? It's good stuff going cheap..

[wewascontenders]

14-year-olds have pubes.

the last 14 year old i fucked didn't...

[Machu505]

They're sweet little babies, and I've changed enough diapers to know that sweet little babies dont have pubes
I think there's a slight difference between infants and teenagers.

[TachyonEvan]

the last 14 year old i fucked didn't...

Shaving. I'm telling you.

[zion the lion]

I think there's a slight difference between infants and teenagers.

But still...pubes? No way. I'm sorry but no.

[Hockeytown]

^Are you kidding or not? I can't tell... Weren't you fourteen once? Ahaha.

[Machu505]

Shaving. I'm telling you.
Speaking of pube shaving, I did this.

Won't be doing it again.

[Machu505]

^Are you kidding or not? I can't tell... Weren't you fourteen once? Ahaha.
In zion's defense I'd imagine that the amount of pubic hair one has at a certain age is different between the sexes.

[wewascontenders]

i do it, doesn't itch, no discomfort whatsoever. you guys are just pussies.

[zion the lion]

I'm pretty sure most girls have some form of pubes. If you're freaking out about that, its because you base all of your knowledge of a woman's anatomy on the porn you watch. As disgusting as it is, in the real world, most people like some hair down there.

Also, never ever complain about the amount of pubes a girl has, if you dont get rid of yours yourself. I shouldnt ever have to say this, but I have more than once.

[TachyonEvan]

Speaking of pube shaving, I did this.

Won't be doing it again.

Totally agree. Shaved it a couple days ago, and no need to again.

Doesn't it look fucking weird?

[Hockeytown]

^I'm freaked out to even try. I tried once, cut my scrotum, never tried again...I thought I was gonna die.

[Machu505]

i do it, doesn't itch, no discomfort whatsoever. you guys are just pussies.
Hey man, fuck you.

You and your pin-dickitude makes the difference.

[zion the lion]

^Are you kidding or not? I can't tell... Weren't you fourteen once? Ahaha.

I may or may not be serious.

Maybe I hit puberty a lot earlier than the rest of the kids...and maybe I wasnt actually concerned with other people's pubes when I was 14 (because I was a sweet little baby still).

[Hockeytown]

I'm pretty sure most girls have some form of pubes. If you're freaking out about that, its because you base all of your knowledge of a woman's anatomy on the porn you watch. As disgusting as it is, in the real world, most people like some hair down there.

Also, never ever complain about the amount of pubes a girl has, if you dont get rid of yours yourself. I shouldnt ever have to say this, but I have more than once.


We can at least agree on something. I have to say, I cut mine, and it looks extremely weird. Like too weird haha.

[Machu505]

^I'm freaked out to even try. I tried once, cut my scrotum, never tried again...I thought I was gonna die.
I just avoided that general... area. :shrug:

[Hockeytown]

^Yup, was not one of my better ideas, although it didn't seem that dumb at the time.

[zion the lion]

Its all gross, I swear guys should just wax or something.

edit: this whole page is just gross.

[TachyonEvan]

^I'm freaked out to even try. I tried once, cut my scrotum, never tried again...I thought I was gonna die.

Yeah, my dick looks weird now.

Bigger, but weird.

[Machu505]

Yeah, my dick looks weird now.

Bigger, but weird.
It's such a bittersweet thing, eh?

[Hockeytown]

Serious like facial shaving question though, it it normal to get tender skin/almost a rash type thing after shaving? I shaved my jawline area, probably another dumb idea, since there was "peach fuzz", but nothing less, and literally the next day my skin was irritated and red...I assume this is because there isn't enough hair there for me to shave, and I am shaving too close to the skin?

[Codi23]

hahaha wow this thread has gotten strange.

[thesafeword]

I shaved my pubes once, I usually just trim.

[ReignofFiction]

Serious like facial shaving question though, it it normal to get tender skin/almost a rash type thing after shaving? I shaved my jawline area, probably another dumb idea, since there was "peach fuzz", but nothing less, and literally the next day my skin was irritated and red...I assume this is because there isn't enough hair there for me to shave, and I am shaving too close to the skin?


You gotta use aftershave after you shave...or you could just have super sensitive skin that will flare up when you shave.

[caress me down]

Have officially stopped shaving my legs

/hippie

[zion the lion]

Have officially stopped shaving my legs

/hippie

Last night was the first time in about 3 weeks that I shaved my legs. the hair started growing in very soft and blonde, it was awesome.

[caress me down]

Last night was the first time in about 3 weeks that I shaved my legs. the hair started growing in very soft and blonde, it was awesome.
Word. I usually go about a month without shaving but now I'm just like fuck it

[zion the lion]

Word. I usually go about a month without shaving but now I'm just like fuck it

I got screwed over in the genes department, like my mom has absolutely no leg hair, and then my dad is like big foot (huge and hairy) and so if I try to be "hairless" I have to shave maybe everyday. Unless I have a boyfriend, I usually just let it grow happily like nature intended. Luckily my parents are mixed so my leg hair comes in blonde and doesnt change unless I mess with it.

it may or may not be because I'm too cheap to buy a bunch of new razor things though.

[caress me down]

I got screwed over in the genes department, like my mom has absolutely no leg hair, and then my dad is like big foot (huge and hairy) and so if I try to be "hairless" I have to shave maybe everyday. Unless I have a boyfriend, I usually just let it grow happily like nature intended. Luckily my parents are mixed so my leg hair comes in blonde and doesnt change unless I mess with it.

it may or may not be because I'm too cheap to buy a bunch of new razor things though.
ahhhh unlucky! Yeah I'm at the point where I've been dating my boyfriend long enough to not care about hairy-ness. woo!

[zion the lion]

ahhhh unlucky! Yeah I'm at the point where I've been dating my boyfriend long enough to not care about hairy-ness. woo!

ugh I'm slighlty jealous.

I want to date a hippie, and have little hippie babies, and never have to shave again. It would be a glorious happily ever after.

[caress me down]

ugh I'm slighlty jealous.

I want to date a hippie, and have little hippie babies, and never have to shave again. It would be a glorious happily ever after.
Hmm that basically sounds like my future hahaha

[zion the lion]

Hmm that basically sounds like my future hahaha

...yeah, I might just hate you now.

[phil19]

I got screwed over in the genes department, like my mom has absolutely no leg hair, and then my dad is like big foot (huge and hairy) and so if I try to be "hairless" I have to shave maybe everyday. Unless I have a boyfriend, I usually just let it grow happily like nature intended. Luckily my parents are mixed so my leg hair comes in blonde and doesnt change unless I mess with it.

it may or may not be because I'm too cheap to buy a bunch of new razor things though.

you're like alaskas very own sasquatch

[zion the lion]

you're like alaskas very own sasquatch

Except I'm short, and not that hairy above the hips...or below the hips, its just that the hair grows so quick. I shampoo it sometimes.

[phil19]

Except I'm short, and not that hairy above the hips...or below the hips, its just that the hair grows so quick. I shampoo it sometimes.

respect

[zion the lion]

respect

The hair ends up really shiny and soft. Who could ask for more?

[phil19]

The hair ends up really shiny and soft. Who could ask for more?

not me

[SeeTheLights]

A question for the guys, do you shave with or against the grain? For instance, do you shave the way the hair grows or against it? I have always shaved against it because that's the way I taught myself. Recently I tried go with the grain and it was a much more comfortable shave but did not get as a close shave. I tried to go back and it hurt like a mofo. I am back now though and I am glad because I have a much closer shave.