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IceCreamCone
03/29/03, 08:00 PM
there is a fucking spider INSIDE my keyboard. im sitting here in the dark and i see it crawling on the desk so i grab something to hit it, then i cant fi nd it. so i turn the light on and im looking. then im like fuck it whatever. then im typing and i see the fucking thing next to the g. i jumped like 2 feet. im so scared of spiders. call me what you will anyone else not like spiders?
Peaches
03/29/03, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by IceCreamCone
there is a fucking spider INSIDE my keyboard. im sitting here in the dark and i see it crawling on the desk so i grab something to hit it, then i cant fi nd it. so i turn the light on and im looking. then im like fuck it whatever. then im typing and i see the fucking thing next to the g. i jumped like 2 feet. im so scared of spiders. call me what you will anyone else not like spiders?
ewwwww... i HATE spiders... they scare the shit outta me...
Spiders scare the shit outta me. I was once in my laundry room, and there was this huge mother of all spiders on the ironing bored, the iron was plugged in and really hot and i freaked and started ironing it. Needless to say the stupid burnt spider ruined the iron, and my parents had to by a new one. I usually am not so cruel, but it was big and I was in a state of panic.
Alex Djaferis
03/29/03, 10:46 PM
haha this must be a board full of arachnophobics. cuz im one too.
lookitsmarc
03/30/03, 02:12 AM
I'm fine with spiders.
i dont care about spiders. im not afraid but sometimes it's fun to kill them....
MaybeOneDay
03/30/03, 02:17 AM
yeah i hate spiders as well. and snakes.
Rival Antics
03/30/03, 02:51 AM
Originally posted by MaybeOneDay25
yeah i hate spiders as well. and snakes.
I don't mind snakes, I prefer snakes to spiders. I don't like spiders. They suck.
yeh i hate spiders too!! i think its becos when i was really young i picked um my jumper and a hooooooge spider fell out of the sleeve!!!
i fine with snakes thou!!! but i probabbly wouldnt be saying that if there were lotsa dangerous ones around here!!!
theused_FSF
03/30/03, 04:00 AM
i dont have a problem with spiders, just bears
kidinthecorner
03/30/03, 04:07 AM
Bust out the WD40 and soak your keyboard til that sucker is melted. Then when he is, go outside and find any little crawler thing and kill it, too. Entertainment like whoa. This is what i do when I'm bored.
theused_FSF
03/30/03, 04:09 AM
Originally posted by kidinthecorner
Bust out the WD40 and soak your keyboard til that sucker is melted. Then when he is, go outside and find any little crawler thing and kill it, too. Entertainment like whoa. This is what i do when I'm bored.
that stuff is VERY flammable... soak ur hand in it and ignite it
mOvielife99
03/30/03, 04:39 AM
spiders are so homosexual
IceCreamCone
03/30/03, 05:16 AM
Originally posted by Ashimo
I was once in my laundry room, and there was this huge mother of all spiders on the ironing bored, the iron was plugged in and really hot and i freaked and started ironing it. Needless to say the stupid burnt spider ruined the iron, and my parents had to by a new one.
haha thats awsome. more power to ya!
theused7888
03/30/03, 07:41 AM
Originally posted by theused_FSF
that stuff is VERY flammable... soak ur hand in it and ignite it
its cool if you do it w/ Off tho... it burns straight blue.. (aj did it at dan's house and it was pretty cool)...
FishAlotNBePunk
03/30/03, 07:43 AM
spiders or snakes dont scare me. i love snakes.
but those 3 inch really fast hairy centipedes ewwwww.
Allisun
03/30/03, 08:01 AM
i hate hieghts
i'm afraid of girls....:(
LOL
kidinthecorner
03/30/03, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by Greg
i'm afraid of girls....:(
Really, we couldnt tell from the other 18,000 posts you have abou tthem.
Originally posted by kidinthecorner
Really, we couldnt tell from the other 18,000 posts you have abou tthem.
wow look who can't take a joke...
Originally posted by lookitsmarc
I'm fine with spiders.
itookadumponu
03/30/03, 09:32 AM
you know whats always scared me....if one day when im a sitting on the shitter some bug crawls up my ass.
evil zach
03/30/03, 10:46 AM
I'm afraid of spiders, and insects and horses. Don't even get me started on horses.
FishAlotNBePunk
03/30/03, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by evil zach
I'm afraid of spiders, and insects and horses. Don't even get me started on horses.
why are you scared of horses?
nephthys
03/30/03, 11:07 AM
I'm terrified of goats.
evil zach
03/30/03, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
why are you scared of horses?
I got kicked by one when I was little. I got bit by one when I was big. I fell off one when I was medium.
FishAlotNBePunk
03/30/03, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by evil zach
I got kicked by one when I was little. I got bit by one when I was big. I fell off one when I was medium.
are you huge now?
evil zach
03/30/03, 11:17 AM
no, i'm still big
itookadumponu
03/30/03, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
are you huge now?
my shit is huge.
FishAlotNBePunk
03/30/03, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by evil zach
no, i'm still big
oh ok.
im medium i guess. would 5'5 be considered medium?
i'm like 5"8 is that big or medium? i think it's medium.
somestupidgirl
03/30/03, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
oh ok.
im medium i guess. would 5'5 be considered medium?
im 5'5 and a half...ahaha you short bastard.
evil zach
03/30/03, 11:38 AM
I'm only 5'6" but as far as I'm concerd thats big. Its bigger then anybody else in my family
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