First time drunk

[zac_montucky]

Pretty self explanitory. I got drunk for the first time in my life last night, and it sucked alot less than I expected.

Does anybody have some funny/awesome drunk stories?

[Animalhill]

hahahahaha you have NO idea. I copied and pasted this story since I am sick of typing it, but its what happened to me this past Saturday:
This is me after a handle of Jameson and 1/2 a handle of Jack Daniels
http://www.absolutepunk.net/g/showim...serid= 679102 (http://www.absolutepunk.net/g/showimage.php?i=284002&c=75&userid=679102)

At some point in the night I blacked out, and announced to the party, on a microphone, shortly after my band had played, that I was going out into the woods to kill a bear and bring back to the fire to cook, and that anyone who had the balls should feel free to join me. Apparantly everyone thought I was joking. Well, it turns out I wasn't.
I came out of a black out at 3:00am in the MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING WOODS, and didn't drunkenly find my way out until 8:30am the next day, at which point, I had to hitchhike about 20 minutes back to the party site with some weird old fucker. EPIC.

[zac_montucky]

Hahahahaha holy shit, that sounds like something from a movie.
Love it

[Animalhill]

Hahahahaha holy shit, that sounds like something from a movie.
Love it
haha yeah- things like this happen when I drink Whiskey.

[xfantabulousx]

Drank a ton of stuff and then kept drinking. I decided I was going to do calculus to prove I wasn't drunk, but it ended up with me writing "sex" all over a paper napkin. Someone who had taped me being drunk left their camera sitting on a table, so I deleted the videos and put the camera batteries in the freezer. After that, I don't remember much of anything except for throwing up. The next day I realized I had a scraped knee and have no recollection of how I got it. I also found out someone else had taken a video (which was just me talking...nothing exciting) and made them delete it.

Apparently, I am incredibly annoying drunk, so I haven't gotten drunk since. Oh well.

[muttley]

So, being drunk is a good thing? What's it like?

[miapiv89]

For the Superbowl this year my roommates and I had people over to watch it (we're from pittsburgh/go to school in pittsburgh) and i drank a lot of boxed wine during the game cause I don't care about football.. and then once we won everyone ran into the streets which consisted of a ton of people just screaming and running around and soon bonfires were made and next thing you know i'm jumping over bonfires. then the police on horses came parading down the street and i thought it was a really good idea to yell at them/be really hateful. Such a fun night.

[kaycey]

this is such great timing cause i am so sloshed right now

the blue frog lounge fucking rules!

[Indoor Living]

What is drunk?

[Knightmare]

Pretty self explanitory. I got drunk for the first time in my life last night, and it sucked alot less than I expected.

Does anybody have some funny/awesome drunk stories?
Not really. When I'm drunk, I'm loud and annoying—I'm loud and annoying when I'm sober.

[danielineffigy]

The douchenozzles at my high school ruined the idea of being drunk for me long ago. I never have been and it seems pretty stupid to me.

[ikikwe]

I spent a week with my cousin last summer. His best friend's parents were away the same week I was there, so we partied at his house all week. One night, we got ridiculously drunk and went pool-hopping all around his town. It was awesome.

[phil19]

most of my drunken antics involve throwing all my empty bottles at houses or cars

[MarsEatWorld]

haha yeah- things like this happen when I drink Whiskey.
veryyyy niceeeeee

[MarsEatWorld]

It wasn't my first time drunk but one time, on a class trip, we had a balcony from the hotel room in Myrtle beach and I started singing I BELIEVEEEE I CAN FLYYYYYYY so they locked the door and wouldn't let me onto the balcony. then i went on to watch cartoons and laugh really loud....and dance.

[Scrub_League]

After many shots of tequila, i woke up the next morning in my friends bathroom, sleeping on a pile of clothes next to the toilet. Ughhhh, fun night tho haha

[Knightmare]

most of my drunken antics involve throwing all my empty bottles at houses or cars
I'm glad you don't live near me.

[phil19]

I'm glad you don't live near me.

hahaha

[wildaman1]

the first time i got significantly hammered was at a new year's party, definitely drunk dialed my sort of girlfriend at the time shortly after midnight, that was awesome. the only reason i got so drunk was i didn't realize how much rum would mess me up, and so when i cracked the plastic cup that my rum and coke was in, i chugged it all so that i wouldn't spill any of it. a few hours later i was passing out on the floor. one of my (also drunk) friends picked me up by my belt while another slid a sleeping bag over me. i was in and out of consciousness pretty much the entire night, and when i woke in the morning i had some dried throw up on my jacket and sleeping bag. then i went home and slept off a hangover in my bed while my parents had a new years day party. that was great

[LaDiabla]

I have about 20000000 funny drunk stories. pick one.

[anthonydarko]

First time I got drunk I made with a girl in the street outside someone's house at 2 in the morning. Good times.

[Readyfuels]

I smashed a quesadilla maker on cinco de mayo

[zion the lion]

The first time I got drunk, was at some 10 year olds birthday party in Greece, it was really hot that night and I wore a tank top and a mini skirt and fell in a lake, then we all went go karting and I crashed into the hay stacks at 45 mph (there wasnt a fucking governor on the thing) 4 times. So my dumb ass tried to pull the thing out in my high heels, but they were too high so I threw them in the lake and then we all ate some food and played with the swans and fishes and stole some seashells from the bathroom (after getting locked in the stall for a half an hour).

At one point my tank top got ripped, and part of my bra was showing, nobody told me about it, and I didnt notice it until I saw the pictures that we had taken, a few days later. I looked adorable though in my birthday hat (my 15th birthday was a week earlier so it was a joint party).

[I am Mick]

not my first time, but this weekend I got pretty destroyed and made a fool of myself, which I document here:

http://drunkfools.tumblr.com/

if anyone wants to contribute a story to that and make it like...a legit site, that'd be sweeet.

[llwilliamsll]

First time getting drunk was back in middle school. I was in Taiwan, visiting family and my uncle offered me a Budweiser. Then we went out to dinner which consisted of me drinking another beer. Then I passed out. Woke up outside the place we were staying at, and threw up when I got to the bathroom. Pretty tame for the most part. The throwing up caused me to not drink until Junior year of high school.

[argg_xo]

I spent a week with my cousin last summer. His best friend's parents were away the same week I was there, so we partied at his house all week. One night, we got ridiculously drunk and went pool-hopping all around his town. It was awesome.
This actually sounds enjoyable.

[zac_montucky]

So, being drunk is a good thing? What's it like?

I don't think its a good thing, as a rite of passage where I'm from.
And, for me at least, its nothing like the horror stories you hear.

[muttley]

I smashed a quesadilla maker on cinco de mayo

You son of a bitch. What the hell is wrong with you?

[thesafeword]

My drinking is pretty much just drinking shitty, cheap beer and playing beer pong with my friends. I remember one night only one kid drank enough to get drunk and he wouldn't go to bed, he kept climbing on me asking if I had received any nudie pics yet and we watched Comedy Central and he was laughing at everything. Another night, the same kid took a shot of tequila, but it went down the wrong pipe and he was wheezing really loud. Laaame stories are all I have.

[Greg.Kushlan]

The first time I got drunk I was walking down a stairwell, fell and smacked my head on the wall, and I woke up in my bed. I'm assuming a roommate or friend found me lying there and took me to my bed.

[omgrawr]

my first time drunk was a couple years ago. it was pretty fun but at the end of the night i threw up in a toilet and there was red mixed in with my puke. i freaked out cuz i thought i was throwing up blood. turns out it was actually just because i had flaming hot cheetoh's earlier that day haha

[The Pharmacist]

niceeeee

[kemichels]

Pretty self explanitory. I got drunk for the first time in my life last night, and it sucked alot less than I expected.

Does anybody have some funny/awesome drunk stories?

You could probably look at 80% of my posts in this PL forum and find at least one drunk story worth reading, most likely involving me dislocating my knee/breaking my hand or deciding to quit my job over my boss not letting me have pop tarts at my desk, etc. It never ends.

[thesafeword]

You could probably look at 80% of my posts in this PL forum and find at least one drunk story worth reading, most likely involving me dislocating my knee/breaking my hand or deciding to quit my job over my boss not letting me have pop tarts at my desk, etc. It never ends.
Pop-Tarts are important.

[phil19]

You could probably look at 80% of my posts in this PL forum and find at least one drunk story worth reading, most likely involving me dislocating my knee/breaking my hand or deciding to quit my job over my boss not letting me have pop tarts at my desk, etc. It never ends.

Pop-Tarts are important.

i fucking love pop tarts but hardly any store sells them where i am!

[Overpass]

i fucking love pop tarts but hardly any store sells them where i am!


Sweet Fix sells them in Sydney - no idea if they have a store in Perth. Remember when they used to sell them in our supermarkets? Good times.

[phil19]

Sweet Fix sells them in Sydney - no idea if they have a store in Perth. Remember when they used to sell them in our supermarkets? Good times.

dont have them in perth :-(
the only places i know that sell them are the markets, but they have limited selection and cost so much!
oh i do. i remember them fondly!
me and my mate brought some back from the US last year when we were there. They were in his suitcase and i told him to make sure he saved me my half of the pop tarts but he said his bro ate them all, which translates to: "hahaha i ate them all myself hahaha"

[thesafeword]

i fucking love pop tarts but hardly any store sells them where i am!
Hot Fudge Sunday Pop-Tarts+Bottle of Nesquik=fuck yeah motherfuckers.

Now that's a breakfast.

[zion the lion]

You're all a bunch of liars

pop tarts are disgusting. Just horrible. They're like toasted puke on bread with sprinkles.

[phil19]

Hot Fudge Sunday Pop-Tarts+Bottle of Nesquik=fuck yeah motherfuckers.

Now that's a breakfast.

ive never had that flavour before and now i really want it! >< it sounds so fucking good

[phil19]

You're all a bunch of liars

pop tarts are disgusting. Just horrible. They're like toasted puke on bread with sprinkles.

GTFO

[thesafeword]

ive never had that flavour before and now i really want it! >< it sounds so fucking good
Fucking delicious. Only one store in my town has them.

[phil19]

Fucking delicious. Only one store in my town has them.

my mouth is literally watering

[zion the lion]

GTFO

I would rather go without breakfast, than eat a pop tart.

[phil19]

I would rather go without breakfast, than eat a pop tart.

you can not be serious. pop tarts are the greatest invention to breakfast technology since froot loops

[zion the lion]

you can not be serious. pop tarts are the greatest invention to breakfast technology since froot loops

Froot loops are just eww. Really, bacon and maybe eggs are where its at. But eggs are the result of a chicken havng a period so not really.

[phil19]

Froot loops are just eww. Really, bacon and maybe eggs are where its at. But eggs are the result of a chicken havng a period so not really.

im speachless. i cant believe what you just said.

[zion the lion]

im speachless. i cant believe what you just said.

They're horrible, they arent interesting at all, at least lucky charms have marshmallows.

[kaycey]

Froot loops are just eww. Really, bacon and maybe eggs are where its at. But eggs are the result of a chicken havng a period so not really.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[phil19]

They're horrible, they arent interesting at all, at least lucky charms have marshmallows.

:jawdrop:

[TeamAllison]

Since AP.net, every time I get drunk I have the bad habit of yelling,"CALL THE COPS, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" at the top of my voice.

[zion the lion]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Its so true though. They arent fertilized, so they're just the eggs that come out in a period.

now I want to make myself some scrambled eggs.
:jawdrop:

Is that the face of someone realizing that I am completely right?

[deanster321]

First time I got drunk, I think I cried. The second time, I was out in the city center. I saw a lorry with an empty trailer on the back, so I decided to try jumping on it. The driver saw me, slammed his breaks and I got winded a little by the back of the thing hitting me square in the gut.

[kaycey]

Its so true though. They arent fertilized, so they're just the eggs that come out in a period.

now I want to make myself some scrambled eggs.


yeah but still, who says this. i mean you've literally gone too far with this, still funny though.

i always have my eggs sunny side up.


Since AP.net, every time I get drunk I have the good habit of yelling,"CALL THE COPS, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" at the top of my voice.
no no no no! you've got it all wrong, you're supposed to shout "CALL KEEGAN, I WANNA FUCK!".

[zion the lion]

yeah but still, who says this. i mean you've literally gone too far with this, still funny though.

i always have my eggs sunny side up.



no no no no! you've got it all wrong, you're supposed to shout "CALL KEEGAN, I WANNA FUCK!".

I've never had sunny side up, it looks too cute. Like you make two sunny side up eggs and some bacon and put it in the shape of a face, and its way too adorable to eat.
And ah yeah sorry, It's such a normal thing for me to say in real life haha.

[kaycey]

I've never had sunny side up, it looks too cute. Like you make two sunny side up eggs and some bacon and put it in the shape of a face, and its way too adorable to eat.
And ah yeah sorry, It's such a normal thing for me to say in real life haha.
i don't make the smiley face thing. i just like it cause i'm so used to eating it that way, so hard to change.
you should definitely try it.

[concernedparent]

Pretty self explanitory. I got drunk for the first time in my life last night, and it sucked alot less than I expected.

Does anybody have some funny/awesome drunk stories?
Why would it suck? People drink for a reason you know..

[zion the lion]

i don't make the smiley face thing. i just like it cause i'm so used to eating it that way, so hard to change.
you should definitely try it.

I'll probably do it tomorrow, or I'll have someone else do it for me. I used to cook for my friend's kids so everything was put into a smiley face so that they ate it quicker, it's become a habit.

[kaycey]

I'll probably do it tomorrow, or I'll have someone else do it for me. I used to cook for my friend's kids so everything was put into a smiley face so that they ate it quicker, it's become a habit.
oh okay. until tomorrow then.

[Reaver]

i never even heard of pop tarts, but now i'm curious.

hm funny story, most of my drunk stories suck, because either i didn't drink enough or it's too late. and then i end up acting like a complete moron. pretty annyoing for everyone else. but i remember one sick story. it was after i finished my a-levels and we were in this bar and i was drinking this mixtures like water. i didn't realize it until it hit me bad. black out. i was told i was sitting pants down on the toilet throwing up. i don't know how many people saw my dick, lol. some girl cleaned that shit up for me and it happened that the same girl had to clean the toilets on a party a week later. so i said i'll do that in exchange. it sucked. hard.

[timb89]

drunk stories are the building blocks of life.

[phil19]

Its so true though. They arent fertilized, so they're just the eggs that come out in a period.

now I want to make myself some scrambled eggs.


Is that the face of someone realizing that I am completely right?

no, its the face of someone who cannot believe anything you've said

[zion the lion]

no, its the face of someone who cannot believe anything you've said

Well, I'm not that much of a breakfast person. Really, the only thing I eat is a big dinner, and some fruit during the day.

[Readyfuels]

You son of a bitch. What the hell is wrong with you?

It was already broken! There was no way I would have done that if it worked

[iAMhollyood315]

when i was 18 or so i was hammered off vodka and i went to take a drink of my glass 5 sips in i said out loud "shit ya know this tastes a lot like warm piss" turns out my friend was a douche and pissed in a glass and i was so drunk it took me a while to realize what i was drinking haha. i got revenge though...

[joeag1985]

when i was 18 or so i was hammered off vodka and i went to take a drink of my glass 5 sips in i said out loud "shit ya know this tastes a lot like warm piss" turns out my friend was a douche and pissed in a glass and i was so drunk it took me a while to realize what i was drinking haha. i got revenge though...

Nice.

[Reaver]

when i was 18 or so i was hammered off vodka and i went to take a drink of my glass 5 sips in i said out loud "shit ya know this tastes a lot like warm piss" turns out my friend was a douche and pissed in a glass and i was so drunk it took me a while to realize what i was drinking haha. i got revenge though...

i want to hear that revenge story! now!

[thesafeword]

i never even heard of pop tarts, but now i'm curious.

hm funny story, most of my drunk stories suck, because either i didn't drink enough or it's too late. and then i end up acting like a complete moron. pretty annyoing for everyone else. but i remember one sick story. it was after i finished my a-levels and we were in this bar and i was drinking this mixtures like water. i didn't realize it until it hit me bad. black out. i was told i was sitting pants down on the toilet throwing up. i don't know how many people saw my dick, lol. some girl cleaned that shit up for me and it happened that the same girl had to clean the toilets on a party a week later. so i said i'll do that in exchange. it sucked. hard.
http://www.esmon.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/tart.jpeg
Breakfast of champions.

[maxvsmaradona]

Drunk stories.. ahah. I remember once I put my hand through a glass checkerboard. And another time i remember throwing my shoes away so I could pass out so no one would draw on me. Fun times.

Also, I suggest Firefly vodka. It's sweet tea flavored, and if you mix it with lemonade, you can barely taste it.

[uglystar03]

Just a couple weeks ago I got piss drunk downtown and the girlfriend of one of my buddies made me cry. I can't remember exactly what she said, but it was probably about my recent ex-girlfriend. To cheer me up, they got me more drinks and someone at the bar was doing backflips. I thought that was pretty cool and suggested he join Yellowcard at least 5 times.

That same night, a beer was spilled on me and I just watched my pants and announced loudly that I could see them drying. I also started to wander off with some random people to go get some pizza, but my buddies stopped me and brought me home.

[DejaNew]

Got lots of funny drunk stories. Most involve passing out somewhere hilarious, breaking shit and something sexual.

[iAMhollyood315]

i want to hear that revenge story! now!


next time my buddy got shitfaced he passed out in the living room and i drew all over his face with black sharpie. sucked for him because he had to shoot a wedding the next day as he is a videographer and it took him an hour to scrub it all off and his face was all red from the rubbing haha. that taught the bastard not to fuck with me lol.

[Reaver]

next time my buddy got shitfaced he passed out in the living room and i drew all over his face with black sharpie. sucked for him because he had to shoot a wedding the next day as he is a videographer and it took him an hour to scrub it all off and his face was all red from the rubbing haha. that taught the bastard not to fuck with me lol.

hahah, good job buddy.

[shubh]

Every one comes feels strange after taking alcohol first time, so I was too when I faced my parents just at the entry of my house. Though they said nothing to me, I was feeling guilty. I always drink up to my limit.

[zac_montucky]

http://www.esmon.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/tart.jpeg
Breakfast of champions.



For the goddamn win right there

[zac_montucky]

Why would it suck? People drink for a reason you know..

Cause I only heard the horror stories my whole life.

[4N6 science]

I like beer. It makes every girl look smoking hawt or severely impairs my ability to distinguish between good and bad looking.

[tommyishere]

my first time i ever got drunk i was at a wedding. i had 2 beers, 6 rum n cokes, a vodka and tonic and a mystery drink i picked up on a table. Later on in the night i threw up 3 times and once the following morning. but it was pretty much awesome

[fightinirish217]

http://www.esmon.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/tart.jpeg
Breakfast of champions.

I just want to comment and express my serious need for some motherfuckin pop tarts right now.

[thesafeword]

For the goddamn win right there

I just want to comment and express my serious need for some motherfuckin pop tarts right now.
These two know what I'm talking about.

[iAMhollyood315]

hahah, good job buddy.

answer this for me....do germans drink hefeweizen beers for breakfast? a buddy told me over in germany its considered a "breakfast beer"

[chrisstahl]

hahahahaha you have NO idea. I copied and pasted this story since I am sick of typing it, but its what happened to me this past Saturday:
This is me after a handle of Jameson and 1/2 a handle of Jack Daniels
http://www.absolutepunk.net/g/showim...serid= 679102 (http://www.absolutepunk.net/g/showimage.php?i=284002&c=75&userid=679102)

At some point in the night I blacked out, and announced to the party, on a microphone, shortly after my band had played, that I was going out into the woods to kill a bear and bring back to the fire to cook, and that anyone who had the balls should feel free to join me. Apparantly everyone thought I was joking. Well, it turns out I wasn't.
I came out of a black out at 3:00am in the MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING WOODS, and didn't drunkenly find my way out until 8:30am the next day, at which point, I had to hitchhike about 20 minutes back to the party site with some weird old fucker. EPIC.

i was hoping to read that you woke snuggled up next to a bear, or wearing the skin of a bear you indeed killed in a drunken solo hunting rampage.

[chrisstahl]

My first time included me making snow angels in my backyard wearing only my boxers. I was dialing random people in my phone book to tell them what I was doing.

[zion the lion]

I wasnt drunk, but this 4th of july my mom brought her friend and her friend's kids to my brother's party at his lake house. One of the guys we brought (we just called him peepee) was 20 years old and just got stationed here because of the army. there was lots of weed and lots of alcohol all over the place and by 6 pm he was wasted completely. He couldnt even do a 5 second keg stand. By the end of the night he was telling an 8 year old about what the 4th of july was about, and how it was celebrating how we used to have freedom, and we (as in alaska) gained it from the rest of america 800 years ago.
My brother (who's apparently fucking engaged) decided he was going to make out with this guy by the end of the night, and peepee was so drunk that he was hanging all over my brother talking about how he didnt realize he was 15, and thought he was 18. then my brother tricked him into making out.

It all ended perfectly, with us driving back into town and dropping him off at the gate of the military base. He literally rolled out onto the ground and puked right in front of one of his superiors (idk what to call them). And he got arrested, because he was under aged.

[RippDaddy]

jagger bombs or however the fuck you spell it is not good they made the worst fucking hangoover evvvvvvvvver

[phil19]

i think the worst drink i've ever had was an irish car bomb

[speak easy]

jagger bombs or however the fuck you spell it is not good they made the worst fucking hangoover evvvvvvvvver

But they FUCK you up!

[IWasHerHorse]

First time I ever drank was at a hotel bar in Costa Rica when I was 16 and on a school trip.

[psa168]

i happened to get violently ill the first time i got drunk. i couldn't stand so i had to crawl to the bathroom, and while i was in there i could hear two people fucking in the next room. about 20 minutes after that i did the same thing all over again. i didn't have a hangover though!

[anamericangod]

Do you go by another username on here?

Possibly "everybodywakeup?"

[helenkeomany]

haha yeah- things like this happen when I drink Whiskey.

whiskey will seriously put some hair on your chest.

i was at a friend's 21st birthday and took 4 shots of whiskey one right after the other. i remember being there for half an hour before being taken home and put to bed by my boyfriend at the time.. but apparently i was there for most of the night. nothing crazy, but i think i clogged her shower with my puke.

[thesafeword]

whiskey will seriously put some hair on your chest.

i was at a friend's 21st birthday and took 4 shots of whiskey one right after the other. i remember being there for half an hour before being taken home and put to bed by my boyfriend at the time.. but apparently i was there for most of the night. nothing crazy, but i think i clogged her shower with my puke.
Sexy.

[zion the lion]

whiskey will seriously put some hair on your chest.

i was at a friend's 21st birthday and took 4 shots of whiskey one right after the other. i remember being there for half an hour before being taken home and put to bed by my boyfriend at the time.. but apparently i was there for most of the night. nothing crazy, but i think i clogged her shower with my puke.

can that even happen?

I had whiskey the day before my 16th birthday. I didnt get too drunk, nor did I puke...but I did take a shower the next day and saw a long hair on my chest, I had a good five minutes of pure panic before I realized that it was a stray strand of hair from my head.

[helenkeomany]

can that even happen?

I had whiskey the day before my 16th birthday. I didnt get too drunk, nor did I puke...but I did take a shower the next day and saw a long hair on my chest, I had a good five minutes of pure panic before I realized that it was a stray strand of hair from my head.


apparently so.. we had to use drano on her shower. is that how it's spelled? it was an older apartment building in long beach, that's probably why it got clogged. i couldn't really believe it either.

[phil19]

apparently so.. we had to use drano on her shower. is that how it's spelled? it was an older apartment building in long beach, that's probably why it got clogged. i couldn't really believe it either.

maybe you just had really chunky puke

[helenkeomany]

maybe you just had really chunky puke

it was all hummus though! i like to think i was doing the birthday girl a favor, since her head was already in the toilet i wasn't going to attempt to squeeze by and share it with her.. and possibly throw up on her. so i threw up in the shower. some other girl was throwing up in the sink. it was like the party moved to her bathroom.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

hahahahaha you have NO idea. I copied and pasted this story since I am sick of typing it, but its what happened to me this past Saturday:
This is me after a handle of Jameson and 1/2 a handle of Jack Daniels
http://www.absolutepunk.net/g/showim...serid= 679102 (http://www.absolutepunk.net/g/showimage.php?i=284002&c=75&userid=679102)

At some point in the night I blacked out, and announced to the party, on a microphone, shortly after my band had played, that I was going out into the woods to kill a bear and bring back to the fire to cook, and that anyone who had the balls should feel free to join me. Apparantly everyone thought I was joking. Well, it turns out I wasn't.
I came out of a black out at 3:00am in the MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING WOODS, and didn't drunkenly find my way out until 8:30am the next day, at which point, I had to hitchhike about 20 minutes back to the party site with some weird old fucker. EPIC.

I kind of have a similiar story. I wasn't going to kill a bear, haha, but I went into the woods to get some firewood and next thing I knew, i woke up sleeping on a bench, a good 45 min walk away. Apparently, everyone thought I left, until I showed up and woke them up from their campers at like 7. And yes, I started drinking again.

[phil19]

it was all hummus though! i like to think i was doing the birthday girl a favor, since her head was already in the toilet i wasn't going to attempt to squeeze by and share it with her.. and possibly throw up on her. so i threw up in the shower. some other girl was throwing up in the sink. it was like the party moved to her bathroom.

thats quality, though where possible, you should always throw up somewhere where it cant be easily washed down a drain. living room carpets are an excellent choice, as is someones bed.

[helenkeomany]

thats quality, though where possible, you should always throw up somewhere where it cant be easily washed down a drain. living room carpets are an excellent choice, as is someones bed.

one of my coworkers threw up in another coworker's bed, i felt bad for them both.

[phil19]

one of my coworkers threw up in another coworker's bed, i felt bad for them both.

haha yeah it can get awkward at times.
drinking with co-workers always brings the lolz

[helenkeomany]

haha yeah it can get awkward at times.
drinking with co-workers always brings the lolz


work parties are the best.

this might be off topic, but this is what i love about weddings: seeing everyone dressed at their best behaving their worst. open bars are the best.

[phil19]

work parties are the best.

this might be off topic, but this is what i love about weddings: seeing everyone dressed at their best behaving their worst. open bars are the best.

yes they are. we have a big one every year at my work and they even hire out rooms for us to stay in. its good times. got slaughtered last year.
cant go wrong with open bars either.

[zion the lion]

one of my coworkers threw up in another coworker's bed, i felt bad for them both.

I threw up on someone's face once, I wasnt drunk though, just really sick. It seriously flew out of my mouth. Barbeque chips look exactly the same going down and coming up. they smell the same too.

[mattmatumbo]

Oh man, i went to Benny's house, got smashed and then tried to pick up a girl (who wasn't drunk) from my french class on the way home. Such classic lines as; "want to practice french?" and "you should sit closer to me so we don't get pulled over" were employed in the ride home.

[yakob89]

Whiskey is pretty good stuff I like Makers Mark if I'm drinkin anything. What do you all Prefer? I hate getting drunk and then not being able to get back to your own bed cuz ya never wanna stay at your friends place cuz theres nothing like sleeping in your own comfy bed when you shit faced bahaha

[cauterize_this]

First time I got drunk I blacked out and then passed out from taking shots of whiskey. I didn't know how bad it would fuck me up. I woke up after an hour, and I was laying on a sandbar in the middle of the lake. I was wearing my bestfriend's bikini top, my jeans, a sweater from some boy I don't remember, holding a bag of tropical skittles (still a few left) and my bestfriend's dog was laying beside me. I really want to know the story of how I got there with all the random stuff, but unfortunately everyone else was as screwed as I was and no one knows.. I guess it has to remain a mystery.. Seems like it must have bee a fun day though.

[shes.a.ghost]

I simply don't remember what happend.

/thread

[hockeycoshow1]

Last time I got drunk I drank 16 shots of various liquors in an hour and a half. I then proceeded to get out of my clothes and go swimming in just my boxers in front of my coworkers and then black out half way through a game of beer pong. I apparently stayed at the party for another two hours where I was just hitting on random girls and sleeping on random coworkers. When my friends got me home they had to carry me into my bed and I then proceeded to throw up all over my room. I remember nothing.

[helenkeomany]

I threw up on someone's face once, I wasnt drunk though, just really sick. It seriously flew out of my mouth. Barbeque chips look exactly the same going down and coming up. they smell the same too.


projectile vomiting! amazing!

[helenkeomany]

Oh man, i went to Benny's house, got smashed and then tried to pick up a girl (who wasn't drunk) from my french class on the way home. Such classic lines as; "want to practice french?" and "you should sit closer to me so we don't get pulled over" were employed in the ride home.

amazing!

[thesafeword]

This thread is full of responsibility.

[wewascontenders]

i think my first time drinking i did like 10 shots and passed out. i'm not positive if that was the first time but it was one of the first few times. i've only thrown up twice, once because i downed a handle on nothing but a burrito all day. the other was on new years when i ran out of cigs so i went home to get some and on the way back saw a cop so i booked it back to my friends house and as soon as i stopped running puked all over the street, and on my shoe :/.

[zion the lion]

projectile vomiting! amazing!

Neon orange projectile vomit. If I could recreate that moment, I would.

[helenkeomany]

Neon orange projectile vomit. If I could recreate that moment, I would.

one time when i was a kid i ate hot cheetos while i had a fever and i threw them up. they were flaming coming back up.

[tawtaw]

My first time was nothing special. Just with some friends at the bar.

[Srsly]

Oh man, i went to Benny's house, got smashed and then tried to pick up a girl (who wasn't drunk) from my french class on the way home. Such classic lines as; "want to practice french?" and "you should sit closer to me so we don't get pulled over"
were employed in the ride
home.
hahaha

[Reaver]

answer this for me....do germans drink hefeweizen beers for breakfast? a buddy told me over in germany its considered a "breakfast beer"

most germans don't drink beer in the morning, including me. i know some weird people here, but i never heard of hefeweizen being called breakfast beer. but, things are different if you go to different states. i live in baden-württemberg.
i know about stuff in Bavaria though, and there they really do drink beer for breakfast. they drink wheat beer (weissbier) which is actually pretty similar to hefeweizen. and they usually drink it with their Bavarian veal sausage (weisswurst). i did that a few times, delicious stuff.

[reesa]

i remember they had penis shaped lollies at the party i was first drunk at and i remember refusing to eat one coz i said it looked like a penis and my friend was like "it is"

[LamarVannoy]

Apparently, I am incredibly annoying drunk, so I haven't gotten drunk since. Oh well.
haha me too. the first time i got drunk was at my friends 18th. i only had like 5 or 6 drinks but i (stupidly) hadnt eaten anything that night and one of my friends kept telling me to piss off whenever i went near him and i didnt understand why. the next day i asked him and he told me it was because i kept hitting him whenever i saw him, which i dont remember at all but now i understand why he told me to piss off lol.
also at the same party, one of my friends drank too much and was starting to pass out and when i saw her lying on the floor i was convinced she was dead. my friends thought it was hilarious but i couldnt stop crying for the rest of the night.

[phil19]

i think one time when i was drunk i kept pulling my pants down for no reason

[Reaver]

i think one time when i was drunk i kept pulling my pants down for no reason

you probably had a boner.

[phil19]

you probably had a boner.

hahaha thats probably a safe assumption

[Reaver]

hahaha thats probably a safe assumption

did the girls jump on it?

[Animalhill]

i was hoping to read that you woke snuggled up next to a bear, or wearing the skin of a bear you indeed killed in a drunken solo hunting rampage.
It was fucking epic, and disorienting.

[Animalhill]

whiskey will seriously put some hair on your chest.

i was at a friend's 21st birthday and took 4 shots of whiskey one right after the other. i remember being there for half an hour before being taken home and put to bed by my boyfriend at the time.. but apparently i was there for most of the night. nothing crazy, but i think i clogged her shower with my puke.
Ok- now picture yourself drinking a bottle in a half in a matter of a few hours... thats why I went bear hunting ;-)

[Animalhill]

I kind of have a similiar story. I wasn't going to kill a bear, haha, but I went into the woods to get some firewood and next thing I knew, i woke up sleeping on a bench, a good 45 min walk away. Apparently, everyone thought I left, until I showed up and woke them up from their campers at like 7. And yes, I started drinking again.
Well, no bones about it: we would be friends.

[MyNameIsRoss]

yeah, alcohol is alright..

[Duexy]

noobs

[Sic Transit Zeb]

Well, no bones about it: we would be friends.

haha. While you were going to kill bears I would be looking for a place to nap ha.

[takemyhand]

I think the only time people like me is when I'm drunk.
Hahaha, shit.

[yakob89]

I think the only time people like me is when I'm drunk.
Hahaha, shit.

I think everyone likes everyone when their drunk lol! I become friends with pretty much everybody lol!!

[SmokieB.High]

My buddies and I were celebrating Canada's Birthday and after finishing a mini keg we decided to shoot the roman candles we had on had at each other. This activity had always gone flawless with zero injuries (closest being my friend got a flare bounced off his glasses leaving a nice scratch) so we got a little more reckless as we continued on the 2nd mini keg. We went to the local elementary school lit our candles up and begain an all out war. I had a hoodie on and my buddy was chasing after me while unleashing the fury of a roman candle at my back. One of the flares bounced off the back of my head and landed in the hood of my hoodie and once the burning sensation began I started flailing my arms around while running in circles trying to put the flare out. My friends said I looked like a grunt from Halo who just had a sticky grenade attached to him waiting to explode. Thankfully I was wasted and alcohol killed the pain till the next day and I continued to party.

Good times

[caress me down]

The first time I was drunk it was pretty uneventful because I was secretly terrified of dying from alchohol poisoning and didn't drink much...


but a few times after that was awesome. Passed out in a local taco shack's bathroom

[ohheroine]

the first night i ever got drunk i was with my best friend and her 32 year old brother in law and we ran naked through sprinklers in a golf course at about three am. i kid you not.

[phil19]

did the girls jump on it?

not really, though from what i remember i did experience a nice array of boobage that night

[ErinLea]

I just broke my ankle Monday. I was running from my friend at full speed and fell in a massive hole. He laughed his ass off and I cried a little. Found out the next day that it was broken.

[I am Mick]

My buddies and I were celebrating Canada's Birthday and after finishing a mini keg we decided to shoot the roman candles we had on had at each other. This activity had always gone flawless with zero injuries (closest being my friend got a flare bounced off his glasses leaving a nice scratch) so we got a little more reckless as we continued on the 2nd mini keg. We went to the local elementary school lit our candles up and begain an all out war. I had a hoodie on and my buddy was chasing after me while unleashing the fury of a roman candle at my back. One of the flares bounced off the back of my head and landed in the hood of my hoodie and once the burning sensation began I started flailing my arms around while running in circles trying to put the flare out. My friends said I looked like a grunt from Halo who just had a sticky grenade attached to him waiting to explode. Thankfully I was wasted and alcohol killed the pain till the next day and I continued to party.

Good times

I laughed out loud at this

[phil19]

I just broke my ankle Monday. I was running from my friend at full speed and fell in a massive hole. He laughed his ass off and I cried a little. Found out the next day that it was broken.

did this happen while drunk?

[ErinLea]

did this happen while drunk?

Almost blackout drunk, yes.

[phil19]

Almost blackout drunk, yes.

awesome. pretty sure i would have laughed had i seen this then.
hope its not too sore though

[ErinLea]

awesome. pretty sure i would have laughed had i seen this then.
hope its not too sore though

It hurts like a bitch, but it's my own fault lol I'll survive.

[phil19]

It hurts like a bitch, but it's my own fault lol I'll survive.

:-(
great attitude though!

[speak easy]

im drunk rigt now!

[caress me down]

Ahhh, I wish I was

[cirerelleum]

so who here's been arrested for being drunk?

[speak easy]

so who here's been arrested for being drunk?

3 timews :(

[cirerelleum]

3 timews :(


shweet. ive only been once tho. but i had to spend the ngiht in jail tho :(

[zion the lion]

Only dumb assholes get arrested. Really, you have to be really fucking stupid to get arrested for much of anything.

[speak easy]

shweet. ive only been once tho. but i had to spend the ngiht in jail tho :(


oh tru ive just gotten citations every time

[speak easy]

Only dumb assholes get arrested. Really, you have to be really fucking stupid to get arrested for much of anything.

not really...two of the times i was at a party that got busted, wasnt too much i couldve done there

[zion the lion]

not really...two of the times i was at a party that got busted, wasnt too much i couldve done there

No, you could have sweet talked the cop, cracked a few jokes, and did almost everything they asked you to. It works every time, also slipping in an apology helps, even if you dont know what the fuck you did.

[speak easy]

No, you could have sweet talked the cop, cracked a few jokes, and did almost everything they asked you to. It works every time, also slipping in an apology helps, even if you dont know what the fuck you did.

it doesnt work like that if your a guy, you get fucked no matter what

[zion the lion]

it doesnt work like that if your a guy, you get fucked no matter what

Have you tried any of it? Because i dont even do half of that shit, usually I just joke around a bit and do the whole sweet girl routine and I'm home free.

[speak easy]

Have you tried any of it? Because i dont even do half of that shit, usually I just joke around a bit and do the whole sweet girl routine and I'm home free.

yes ive tried it and they were nice back to me...but still got me fucked

[zion the lion]

yes ive tried it and they were nice back to me...but still got me fucked

Get a vagina next time.

[speak easy]

Get a vagina next time.

ill try it, let you kow how it works out

[phil19]

big boobs help too

[argg_xo]

i usually get big fake tears in my eyes, i also told a cop my contacts were new/dry and i couldnt see so i was swearving a little bit. it got me out of a potential DUI.

[zion the lion]

ill try it, let you kow how it works out

You have to know how to use it thought

big boobs help too

I was going to say "and a nice pair of tits" but I didnt want to be too vulgar.

[speak easy]

i usually get big fake tears in my eyes, i also told a cop my contacts were new/dry and i couldnt see so i was swearving a little bit. it got me out of a potential DUI.

i hate girls/cops

[speak easy]

You have to know how to use it thought



I was going to say "and a nice pair of tits" but I didnt want to be too vulgar.

ill work it

[argg_xo]

i hate girls/cops
i dislike cops and girls are just catty bitches, so i'll agree with you on this one.

[phil19]

You have to know how to use it thought



I was going to say "and a nice pair of tits" but I didnt want to be too vulgar.

there's no such thing as too vulgar.

[zion the lion]

i hate girls/cops

But lady cops are nice.

[speak easy]

i dislike cops and girls are just catty bitches, so i'll agree with you on this one.

its just that cops just like any other guy are tryin to get some pussy from drunk girls

[speak easy]

But lady cops are nice.

negative they are the worse

[zion the lion]

negative they are the worse

Not at all, they're the first to comfort you if you're in the middle of a domestic dispute, they'll hold your hand, and let you cry on their shoulder. If they're bitchy, its because you have a penis.

[speak easy]

Not at all, they're the first to comfort you if you're in the middle of a domestic dispute, they'll hold your hand, and let you cry on their shoulder. If they're bitchy, its because you have a penis.


...

[zion the lion]

...

Truth.

[moths wings]

The first time i got drunk was with like 10 people i didnt know, 3 i did. We got totally trashed and some whore puked on me, then the whores mom came home early and told everyone to get the fuck out. Half of the people were passed out so she called the cops and we all ran to the park, then i puked on the kiddy slide.

Not a very fun first time.