funny jokes or stories

[I3est of Me187]

Umm any one have any funny jokes or stories? cuz i like to read them and they make me laugh . sorry im sorta bored.

[itookadumponu]

my mom reset all the clocks ahead for day lights saving time today.


and i smell like poo.

[SonEric84]

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy?

[I3est of Me187]

no

[SonEric84]

Me either! :p


(sorry I had to do that)

[tkngbckthursday]

so this guy and his three daughters are talking. the first daughter says, "dad, how'd i get my name?"
her dad says, "well Rose, after you were born, we were driving home from the hospital, and a rose petal came in through the car window and landed on your head. so, we named you Rose."
the second daughter says, "dad, how'd i get my name?"
her dad says, "well Lily, after you were born, we were driving home from the hospital, and a lily petal came in through the car window and landed on your head. so, we named you Lily."
the third daughter says, "uuuuuuuuuh nnnnyyyyaaaa ajjjj doo?"
the dad says, "what's that Cinder Block?"


it's better said than written

[WithStamin]

There are some good jokes at francesurrenders.com (http://www.francesurrenders.com/).

[risk]

Originally posted by tkngbckthursday
so this guy and his three daughters are talking. the first daughter says, "dad, how'd i get my name?"
her dad says, "well Rose, after you were born, we were driving home from the hospital, and a rose petal came in through the car window and landed on your head. so, we named you Rose."
the second daughter says, "dad, how'd i get my name?"
her dad says, "well Lily, after you were born, we were driving home from the hospital, and a lily petal came in through the car window and landed on your head. so, we named you Lily."
the third daughter says, "uuuuuuuuuh nnnnyyyyaaaa ajjjj doo?"
the dad says, "what's that Cinder Block?"


it's better said than written


hahaha

[tkngbckthursday]

so this rich guy and this poor guy both bought their wives two anniversary gifts. the rich guy says, "i got my wife a diamond ring and a mercedes."
the poor guy asks, "wow, a diamond ring; that's a great gift. but why the mercedes?"
the rich guy replies, "well, if she doesn't like the ring, she can drive to the store and get something else."
the poor guy says, "i got my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo."
the rich guys says, "wow, slippers, sweet! but why the dildo?"
the poor guy replies, "well, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."


ahh, the eight grade humor is really coming back to me tonight.

[risk]

Originally posted by tkngbckthursday
so this rich guy and this poor guy both bought their wives two anniversary gifts. the rich guy says, "i got my wife a diamond ring and a mercedes."
the poor guy asks, "wow, a diamond ring; that's a great gift. but why the mercedes?"
the rich guy replies, "well, if she doesn't like the ring, she can drive to the store and get something else."
the poor guy says, "i got my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo."
the rich guys says, "wow, slippers, sweet! but why the dildo?"
the poor guy replies, "well, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."


ahh, the eight grade humor is really coming back to me tonight.

nothing like a good dose of eighth grade humor.

[irapedyourkid]

How many cripples does it take to screw in a light bulb?





one!

(southpark was just on)

[Justin_stacy]

Originally posted by irapedyourkid
How many cripples does it take to screw in a light bulb?





one!

(southpark was just on)

noncripples.

[Justin_stacy]

Originally posted by SonEric84
Me either! :p


(sorry I had to do that)

Its "niether did he."

[kalika]

yeah we turned our clocks back for daylight saving on the other night. i forgot to do it before i went to bed and got up at what i thought was 10:30 except it was only 9:30 and i was pissed off. daylight saving fucks me up everytime.