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Rohan Kohli
03/21/06, 03:05 PM
From MTV.com (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1526637/20060320/shakira.jhtml?headlines=true): Shakira said she hopes a 16-foot steel statue of her likeness, set to be erected in her hometown of Barranquilla, Colombia, will help inspire citizens to follow their dreams. Designed by German sculptor Dieter Patt, the statue — which comes complete with bell-bottom pants and a guitar strapped to its neck — weighs five tons and took more than a year to complete, according to The Associated Press.

imthenewcancer
03/21/06, 03:05 PM
will it shake its ass while covered in mud? thats my dream

Save my day
03/21/06, 03:07 PM
will it shake its ass while covered in mud? thats my dream

Every hour on the hour.

Kyner
03/21/06, 03:12 PM
hahaha soooo many kids are going to beat off to this statue

Blake Solomon
03/21/06, 03:13 PM
Thats true, when I see her dance, Im not sure if im supposed to be turned on or if im watching a horror movie. She is so violent and so sensual, kind of like a black widow. My head becomes so confused when Shakira is let loose to shake every bone in her body.

yutsmcgee
03/21/06, 03:17 PM
i think they should just remove her upper body and legs, and erect a 16-ft. statue of her abs and ass. that's all i need.

Jason Tate
03/21/06, 03:18 PM
dirty

ben pequeno
03/21/06, 03:21 PM
shakira doesn't do anything for me.

Jason Tate
03/21/06, 03:25 PM
shakira doesn't do anything for me.
They thought they were cutting the umbilical cord and got your penis didn't they? That's the only explanation.

Isbu
03/21/06, 03:25 PM
shakira doesn't do anything for me.
Me either but there is still hope that one day..

ben pequeno
03/21/06, 03:28 PM
They thought they were cutting the umbilical cord and got your penis didn't they? That's the only explanation.

ouch.

Scott Irvine
03/21/06, 03:39 PM
and a guitar strapped to its neck

...because we all know how well Shakira handles a guitar.

A picasso blue
03/21/06, 03:45 PM
...because we all know how well Shakira handles a guitar.
i wasnt even aware she ever played one..?

jawkneephighv
03/21/06, 03:45 PM
Shakira sucks at singing and song-writing [if she even does that]. People are supposed to be inspired to be slutty on stage? Right okay, let's build a Mariah Carey statue while we're at it. She's attractive when she doesn't open her mouth or do that horrible thing she calls dancing.

yutsmcgee
03/21/06, 03:49 PM
Shakira sucks at singing and song-writing [if she even does that]. People are supposed to be inspired to be slutty on stage? Right okay, let's build a Mariah Carey statue while we're at it. She's attractive when she doesn't open her mouth or do that horrible thing she calls dancing.

Mariah Carey is a great singer. You obviously don't know what you're talking about. She has big knockers too. That's always a plus.

Scott Irvine
03/21/06, 03:54 PM
i wasnt even aware she ever played one..?

I was being sarcastic.

AdamTheBomb21
03/21/06, 03:55 PM
She can play a solo on my guitar....

ben pequeno
03/21/06, 03:59 PM
Mariah Carey is a great singer. You obviously don't know what you're talking about. She has big knockers too. That's always a plus.

http://www.wwtdd.com/images/mc43.shtml

cahrishurr
03/21/06, 04:04 PM
hahaha what a joke

clace
03/21/06, 04:06 PM
"Follow your dreams, shake your ass and be a whore, it will make you all rich."

sodastereo_nc
03/21/06, 04:09 PM
Haters, try learning a whole new language... try conquering other countries with your music. try crossover.
that's what I thought.

raycer
03/21/06, 04:10 PM
pft. shakira has been around ages (over a decade) making cds and touring... a bunch of bands that do that for a couple of years get all the recognition in the world here but when its a 'pop star' its different? hah

Frequency
03/21/06, 04:10 PM
That's pretty conceited of her. She thinks she deserves her own statue? I mean its not like she fought poverty or something.

clace
03/21/06, 04:12 PM
Haters, try learning a whole new language... try conquering other countries with your music. try crossover.
that's what I thought.

I don't see any RATM statues.



That's what I thought.

CROMagnon
03/21/06, 04:14 PM
pft. shakira has been around ages (over a decade) making cds and touring... a bunch of bands that do that for a couple of years get all the recognition in the world here but when its a 'pop star' its different? hah
my sentiments exactly

lou<>phillips
03/21/06, 04:14 PM
She's like Saddam Hussein.

underthetalking
03/21/06, 04:37 PM
http://www.syslog.com/~jwilson/pics-i-like/statueguy.jpg



This is the most inspiring statue I have ever seen.

underthetalking
03/21/06, 04:38 PM
Haters, try learning a whole new language... try conquering other countries with your music. try crossover.
that's what I thought.


Its been done. No big deal.

goddamngourd
03/21/06, 04:41 PM
This is the most inspiring statue I have ever seen.

that was amazing. i laughed pretty hard there.

underthetalking
03/21/06, 04:45 PM
that was amazing. i laughed pretty hard there.

Guy kicking babies. Its a thing of beauty.

hypocrisy101
03/21/06, 05:01 PM
We should put up a statue of Justin Timberlake for inspiration, I'm just as proud of his accomplishments as Shakira's

elvis2x
03/21/06, 05:03 PM
Shakira sucks at singing and song-writing [if she even does that]. People are supposed to be inspired to be slutty on stage? Right okay, let's build a Mariah Carey statue while we're at it. She's attractive when she doesn't open her mouth or do that horrible thing she calls dancing.

Yeah dude, you're kinda wrong.

If you listen to her stuff (mostly her old Spanish 90's stuff), you'll see her lyrics are good (it helps knowing Spanish, but her lyrics are clever). She wasn't slutty before either. She actually does play guitar and writes her own lyrics.

I personally am not a Shakira fan, but this statement was very ignorant.

thebanneryear
03/21/06, 05:03 PM
shakira doesn't do anything for me.

That's because you have no DICK.

goddamngourd
03/21/06, 05:04 PM
She's like Saddam Hussein.

the CIA installed her to prevent the spread of fundamentalist islam and she used her new found power to commit acts of genocide against minority populations.

snowtires
03/21/06, 05:37 PM
Mariah Carey is a great singer. You obviously don't know what you're talking about. She has big knockers too. That's always a plus.

mariah carey has big knockers because she's a fucking cow. that bitch gained like 60 lbs in the past three months.

finchalicious
03/21/06, 05:40 PM
I'm Colombian ... and I still think this statue business is stupid.

juan_believes
03/21/06, 06:02 PM
Fact of the day: Her first album came out in 1991, she was 14.

johnnybb
03/21/06, 06:52 PM
That's pretty conceited of her. She thinks she deserves her own statue? I mean its not like she fought poverty or something.

Since when does she think she deserves her own statue? That statue is being made by that german guy, not her. And i dont think someone who spends most of her time trying to raise money for columbian poverty will want to spend her money on a 16 ft statue of herself. Nonetheless even think about having one made.

but yeah, shakira's hot. fuck everything else.

kanyerex
03/21/06, 07:01 PM
re-god-damn-diculous.

domesticyeti
03/21/06, 07:19 PM
I don't see any RATM statues.



That's what I thought.

i would definetly help pay for and built a statue of zach to put up on the mall in DC

finchalicious
03/21/06, 07:33 PM
Since when does she think she deserves her own statue? That statue is being made by that german guy, not her. And i dont think someone who spends most of her time trying to raise money for columbian poverty will want to spend her money on a 16 ft statue of herself. Nonetheless even think about having one made.

but yeah, shakira's hot. fuck everything else.

Columbian poverty? Like Columbia, the movie studio? Columbia the university? Columbia, South Carolina? Because you can't be talking about Colombian poverty.

NationalProduct
03/21/06, 07:41 PM
if she makes the statue naked she will deff inspire a few erections

robsmith
03/21/06, 08:51 PM
Columbian poverty? Like Columbia, the movie studio? Columbia the university? Columbia, South Carolina? Because you can't be talking about Colombian poverty.

It's a common mistake. It's like how British ColUmbia in french is ColOmbie Britanique. I guess writing the Republic of Colombia is an exception.

sodastereo_nc
03/21/06, 10:31 PM
Columbian poverty? Like Columbia, the movie studio? Columbia the university? Columbia, South Carolina? Because you can't be talking about Colombian poverty. haha, right on finch guy/girl

Kaystarmaker
03/22/06, 02:49 AM
Since when does she think she deserves her own statue? That statue is being made by that german guy, not her. And i dont think someone who spends most of her time trying to raise money for columbian poverty will want to spend her money on a 16 ft statue of herself. Nonetheless even think about having one made.

but yeah, shakira's hot. fuck everything else.
what he said. bellydancing = hot, whatever you say :)

jake_rm
03/22/06, 05:23 AM
Having a statue made of yourself is about as self indulgent as wanking in a mirror.

1000shadesofred
03/22/06, 03:05 PM
"will help inspire citizens to follow their dreams." .... or make them hump it...