Obama=Antichrist? [Archive] - AbsolutePunk.net

Pudge Halter

08/01/09, 06:59 AM

Of course... It all makes sense now. Not only did the anti-Christ become president of the United States, but he also left a stream of DaVinci Code-esque clues in order to let us know just how fucked we are.

It's so obvious! Why didn't I see it before?? I voted for that cocksucker!

_Sumeet_

08/01/09, 10:06 AM

Totes.

xshady121

08/01/09, 10:27 AM

As a religious studies major, this video is quite offensive.

goodnews

08/01/09, 10:39 AM

This is too stupid to even acknowledge with a thread. There is no such thing as the antichrist, and if they were, it wouldn't be Barack Obama. It would be Glenn Beck.

MattADALIE

08/01/09, 11:35 AM

Can't really say Obama himself is the anti-christ but the bankers and other elite controlling him to push their agenda sure are! He's pretty much the PR guy for their objectives... you know, the somewhat young, multi-racial, teleprompter-dependent face they need.

perceptrons

08/01/09, 11:52 AM

macabre

08/01/09, 11:54 AM

Yeah, the Federal Reserve is the most evil institution in the world. Providing liquidity to the market when it needs it, reducing interest rates when it needs to spur investment, and raising them when it needs the market to cool off. X-)

MattADALIE

08/01/09, 11:54 AM

This was a joke right?

It seems like a joke, but, overall it isn't. Sure, I was using some sarcasm, but, that's what I believe.

inuewiwedem

08/01/09, 11:55 AM

I always picture people that are insane as having strange or unusual sounding voices. This guy has a normal voice. What a mindfuck.

Indoor Living

08/01/09, 11:56 AM

I always picture people that are insane as having strange or unusual sounding voices. This guy has a normal voice. What a mindfuck.
Haha, that's the best stereotype I've ever heard.

inuewiwedem

08/01/09, 11:58 AM

Haha, that's the best stereotype I've ever heard.
Haha, but it's true. If this guy was waiting on me at a restaurant, I wouldn't be able to tell if he was insane or not because he has a normal voice. That scares me.

Indoor Living

08/01/09, 12:01 PM

Haha, but it's true. If this guy was waiting on me at a restaurant, I wouldn't be able to tell if he was insane or not because he has a normal voice. That scares me.
That needs to be changed. Insane people need to have insane, wacky voices.

inuewiwedem

08/01/09, 12:03 PM

That needs to be changed. Insane people need to have insane, wacky voices.
Yeah, exactly.

Indoor Living

08/01/09, 12:04 PM

Yeah, exactly.
They need to sound like Rocky from Rocky and Bullwinkle.

perceptrons

08/01/09, 12:07 PM

They need to sound like Rocky from Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Rocky does have an annoying voice. Now, if they sounded like Bullwinkle, I'd be the first to go.

inuewiwedem

08/01/09, 12:09 PM

They need to sound like Rocky from Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Or Towelie from South Park.

Indoor Living

08/01/09, 12:09 PM

Or Towelie from South Park.
Haha! Oh, god, that would be hilarious.

inuewiwedem

08/01/09, 12:36 PM

Haha! Oh, god, that would be hilarious.
Yes it would haha

samsara

08/01/09, 01:54 PM

Wow. Thats pretty lame.

thespearkid

08/01/09, 01:58 PM

in before the barack.

as_we_learn

08/01/09, 02:13 PM

Haha this is ridiculous, why didn't any piece some shit like this before him became President. People are just looking to find things in the Bible nowadays.

I will be writing my own prediction now of something completely random happening in the future and be praised as a prophet. This is ridiculous.

roche

08/01/09, 02:26 PM

But his name isn't of hebrew origin so it's just a pronounced similarity, also translations are often loose at best. Bottom line this guy is reaching pretty far to find a connection here.

tommy's ghost

08/01/09, 03:04 PM

That needs to be changed. Insane people need to have insane, wacky voices.

http://api.ning.com/files/tNiUY-YUqL3RHDS1XkMLLJoqWi3piWI70Z7zDr966 0Sar79l9jC53NctO7dEE9acsMMzvR887yqK h92zbScWXDoB87tF4rei/WFRR_0864.jpg

^ He agrees.

Machu505

08/01/09, 03:20 PM

What ever happened to good old fashioned Hitler comparisons?

perceptrons

08/01/09, 03:27 PM

What ever happened to good old fashioned Hitler comparisons?
Still alive and well, my soon to be mother-in-law makes not so subtle comparisons all the time.

MyNameIsRoss

08/01/09, 03:43 PM

I lul'd.

Indoor Living

08/01/09, 06:03 PM

http://api.ning.com/files/tNiUY-YUqL3RHDS1XkMLLJoqWi3piWI70Z7zDr966 0Sar79l9jC53NctO7dEE9acsMMzvR887yqK h92zbScWXDoB87tF4rei/WFRR_0864.jpg

^ He agrees.
My god, what is that from?

tommy's ghost

08/01/09, 06:44 PM

My god, what is that from?

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Indoor Living

08/01/09, 07:22 PM

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Oh, duh! I knew that.

timb89

08/01/09, 10:43 PM

pretty uncanny though

deFobbed14yrs

08/01/09, 10:48 PM

:soapbox:

superBMRuth

08/01/09, 11:08 PM

Obama is the Anti-Christ but this is shite

Colorblind!

08/01/09, 11:13 PM

Kapa73

08/01/09, 11:37 PM

This is too stupid to even acknowledge with a thread. There is no such thing as the antichrist, and if they were, it wouldn't be Barack Obama. It would be Glenn Beck.

Well said. The only thing I would suggest as an improvement to your statement would be to include the entire fox news network team.

bladerdude360

08/02/09, 12:38 AM

Haha holy fuck.

bladerdude360

08/02/09, 01:02 AM

Obama is the Anti-Christ but this is shite
Are you for real?

superBMRuth

08/02/09, 01:04 AM

Are you for real?

of course not, that's preposterous. i thought that was obvious when i said "Obama is the Anti-Christ"

bladerdude360

08/02/09, 01:05 AM

of course not, that's preposterous. i thought that was obvious when i said "Obama is the Anti-Christ"
Fair enough. Enough people do believe it and say that seriously that you can't always tell.

superBMRuth

08/02/09, 01:06 AM

Fair enough. Enough people do believe it and say that seriously that you can't always tell.
it happens. besides if he were the anti-christ, he'd be white.

i'm totally kidding.

Stormtrooper

08/02/09, 06:57 AM

3:50 on is the funnies thing ever.

Stormtrooper

08/02/09, 07:00 AM

it happens. besides if he were the anti-christ, he'd be white.

i'm totally kidding.

Actually he would be asian.

Black / White
Middle Eastern / Asian

MattADALIE

08/02/09, 08:57 PM

This guy's on to something.
No, I'm not making fun of you. I believe in an anti-christ. Sue me people!

Finally! A believer. For starters, just think about all the campaign promises he made and how he backed out on pretty much all of them. It's just so unfortunate that strange things like this have been plaguing the political landscape for ages. It's just way more obvious now, especially thanks to all the newer and alternative forms of media out there. Someday, the masses will wake up and overthrow this barbarism occurring. It's only a matter of time.

new_arbiter

08/02/09, 09:15 PM

What ever happened to good old fashioned Hitler comparisons?

Once the internet discovered that Obama was also a Communist in addition to being the next Hitler(har har), he was promoted to Anti-Christ status. I suspect that within a year, the Emperor Palpatine comparisons will begin to surface(dependent on whether or not Congress passes a health care bill).

open mind

08/03/09, 02:29 PM

if there's an anti-christ it's probably the person we all know as wal mart.

Jason Tate

08/03/09, 02:33 PM

Finally! A believer. For starters, just think about all the campaign promises he made and how he backed out on pretty much all of them. It's just so unfortunate that strange things like this have been plaguing the political landscape for ages. It's just way more obvious now, especially thanks to all the newer and alternative forms of media out there. Someday, the masses will wake up and overthrow this barbarism occurring. It's only a matter of time.
:lol:

MattADALIE

08/04/09, 11:30 AM

:lol:

Aw, man. I just got owned by the founder of this site. It's alright, though. To each his own.

Jason Tate

08/04/09, 11:32 AM

Aw, man. I just got owned by the founder of this site. It's alright, though. To each his own.
The phrase "to each his own" doesn't work when the other person is out of their mind. Sorry.

MattADALIE

08/04/09, 11:35 AM

The phrase "to each his own" doesn't work when the other person is out of their mind. Sorry.

I don't think I'm out of my mind. I live a fairly normal life and I definitely don't run around the streets or anything screaming these things at people... hahahaha. I understand why you think I'm out of my mind but I'll just stick to my beliefs anyway.

Jason Tate

08/04/09, 11:37 AM

I don't think I'm out of my mind. I live a fairly normal life and I definitely don't run around the streets or anything screaming these things at people... hahahaha. I understand why you think I'm out of my mind but I'll just stick to my beliefs anyway.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7f/Godwin_WikiWorld.png

MattADALIE

08/04/09, 11:48 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7f/Godwin_WikiWorld.png

This is the first time I ever heard of Godwin's Law. However, where did I mention Hitler on the Nazis? Or was it just because I mentioned barbarism and such? Hmmm...

Jason Tate

08/04/09, 11:49 AM

This is the first time I ever heard of Godwin's Law. However, where did I mention Hitler on the Nazis? Or was it just because I mentioned barbarism and such? Hmmm...
No, I was about to ...

MattADALIE

08/04/09, 12:08 PM

No, I was about to ...

Tryin' to end the thread, eh? That's Godwin's Law for ya. I personally just don't see many significant parallels between Obama's administration and that of Hitler. Obama has all these experts appointed to various offices and he regularly has meetings, trips, and all that. Hitler was anti-bureaucratic and he kept to himself more than anything. More of a charismatic leader but definitely not an efficient one... or stable, for that matter.

Unless... you were trying to compare me to Hitler and the Nazi movement for the sake of closing this thread up.

Villanova1L

08/04/09, 12:14 PM

No, I was about to ...

Why do you think Obama is HITLER?!?!?! ;-)

yoyesyeah

08/04/09, 03:09 PM

Obama is just a pretty face with charming double speak. Nothing more.

Z-train

08/07/09, 06:06 PM

As a religious studies major, this video is quite offensive.
How? Dont take a psychotic rant seriously.

xshady121

08/07/09, 07:42 PM

How? Dont take a psychotic rant seriously.

Because of the obvious disregard for the original text (which we don't even have at this point).

To say "this is how Jesus" spoke it is ridiculous. Isaiah was 8th century BC.

He's using a 20th century translation of the text and then re-translating it back to "aramaic". It's bullshit.

Translate something via google translator, then try translating back what it gave you. It's a complete bastardization of the original.

Luke wasn't even written down until (at the earliest) 70AD. To suggest that it is even close to a word for word quotation of Jesus is absurd.

It was also written in Greek. Then translated into modern english.

Explaining how this is offensive isn't even worth my time.