Support for the war

[The Nephilm]

Not even going to get into the reasons for the war or anything like that but let me just offer some insight...

I've taken the liberty to highlight countries that could not be taken over by a 3rd grade class with beebee guns.

Nations Supporting the War:
Afghanistan - Because we controll them
Albania - Want to get into NATO
Angola - Who fucking knows?
Australia -Our bitches
Azerbaijan - Who fucking knows?
Bulgaria -Want to keep their pending NATO membership alive
Colombia - Thank you US for buying our drugs
Costa Rica - Thank you for selling us US products
Czech Republic - Offered a decontamination team... wow!
Denmark - Our bitches
Dominican Republic - Thanks for letting our baseball players play in the MLB
El Salvador - Thanks for selling us US products!
Eritrea - Who?
Estonia - Want to keep their pending NATO membership alive
Ethiopia - We are starving, give us food and we will support you
Georgia - Who the fuck knows and what are they going to do anyways?
Honduras - Thanks for selling us US products!
Hungary - Can't figure this one out
Iceland - Eh?
Italy - Our bitches, because it's fucking obvious their people don't want war
Japan - We thanka you for buying sony
Kuwait - Thanks for Gulf War I
Latvia - Want to keep their pending NATO membership alive
Lithuania - Want to keep their pending NATO membership alive
Macedonia - Want to get into NATO
Marshall Islands - Who the fuck knows and what are they going to do anyways?
Micronesia - Who the fuck knows and what are they going to do anyways?
Mongolia - Who the fuck knows and what are they going to do anyways?
Netherlands - Do they even have a military?
Nicaragua - Thank you for selling us US products
Palau - Who the fuck knows and what are they going to do anyways?
Panama - Thanks for the Canal!
Philippines - Thanks for giving us our Independence... after you killed our native population, but it's all good
Poland - WWII
Portugal - You can use our "bases" for training
Romania - Want trade and US support
Rwanda - Self explanitory
Singapore - Thanks for letting us export shitty products into America
Slovakia - Thanks for ending the soviets
Solomon Islands - Who the fuck knows and what are they going to do anyways?
South Korea - Hmm... guess.
Spain - Our bitches
Tonga - Wha??
Turkey - Want $50 billion to support the war
Uganda - Who the fuck knows and what are they going to do anyways?
Ukraine - Thanks for ending the soviets
United Kingdom - Our Biggest Bitches.
United States- Gee I wonder
Uzbekistan - Thanks for ending the soviets

Nations Offering Military Support:
Britain
Australia - hahahaha

Nations Offering Support other than Moral Support:
Britain
Australia
Portugal
Spain
Italy
Hungary
Czech Republic
Kuwait
Afghanastan

Major Countries Opposed to the War:
France
Germany
Russia
China

So more or less every country that is supporting the war either has something personally to gain or is in debt for one reason or another to the US. Coincidence? I think not.

[yeat182]

Originally posted by The Nephilm


Nations Offering Military Support:
Britain
Australia - hahahaha

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why do you laugh at the australians? they've got a good military, their SAS is one of the most elite units in the world.

[yeat182]

also, where you put "our bitches", there is also the possibility that they also see the threat to world that Saddam poses. most of those nations are extremly westernized and are there for targets for terrorist attacks.

[amishman]

Originally posted by cal1082
Your list only showed me there are a lot of countries supporting us. The comments after the countries just showed your ignorance in the matter. For example:

Yeah, I noticed that too. And it also looked that whenever he couldn't think of something "clever" to say, he would just call them our "bitches".

[WithStamin]

So does "our bitches" = "our allies who actually feel like protecting the world and democracy"?

[EmoMoose86]

wow neph- out of all the things you say- this takes the cake

did you get this off your "unbiased" alternet site?

or perhaps you got a list of allies and used no evidence to ignorantly make up reasons why they joined the coalition!

If you want my respect for everything you said- please support real reasons released by their goverments- all of them.

haha why did you post this?! perhaps you are high- or perhaps you are drunk? or perhaps its just you? I don't know- but wow.

You call me someone who doesn't support anything i say, and a child--- and you POST THIS? you must be joking.

oh yea- plus- if you wanted to ignorantly post your personal reasons why they joined- make the reasons make SOME sense please. Please. oh Please.

shut up or i'll pound you with more witty statements - many i have made- and you do not reply to.

[EastCoastPunk]

you stupid hippy (the first guy who wrote all that shit)

[The Nephilm]

The point of the post was to show that of the 49 countries supporting the war, only a handful are doing anything more than speaking for the war, and those leaders that are speaking on behalf of Bush are doing so for economic or political gains, not because they have anything to fear from Saddam or moraly object to the Iraqi regime. I tried to summarize why each country was in support of the war, and if you fuckers can't take a little humor I won't be held responsible.

[Justin_stacy]

So if your not part of the "socialist elite," germany, france, russia. belgium, china, then your not important as a country right.

"leaders that are speaking on behalf of Bush are doing so for economic or political gains"

But wait, isn't that the same thing that the french and germans and russians are doing, Wanting to keep saddum in power for ECONOMICAL reasons?

See i find it funny that you guys (not pointing fingures) always say that this war is immoral because its about oil, but is that the same as the french being against the war cause they want oil. isn't it the same, isn't it immoral for them to wnat to keep a brutial dictator in power just so they can get cheap oil?

All these protestors bitch that teh US war is about oil when theres no proof, but when there is proof that one side, france, is picking its opinions on the war based on oil, they ignore it.

[Justin_stacy]

Australia -Our bitches
United Kingdom - Our Biggest Bitches.

Well couldn't it be said that Germany, France, Bel., China, Russia are Saddum's bitches?

[Justin_stacy]

Couldn't all the former soviet republic nations be for this war because they know what its like to live under a brutial dictatorship? Couldn't they be trying to release another group of people from the same horrors that they know first hand? Or do they just have to be our "bitches"?

[BrandNewRock05]

So anyone supporting this could be our bitches? And the reason you came up with this is because....they are supporting us? Try again.