What is the most embarressing thing that has happened to you at school?

[The_Blackout94]

For me well, my science techer is called Miss Vij and I called her Miss Vaj once. That was sooo embarressing.

Oh and also we have a classroom that is sorta L shaped and I am sat in a seat where I cannot see the door. Well one day the teacher went out and everyone started talking. Suddenly everyone stopped talking, and I stood up and went ' Why the fuck has everyone stopped talking?' dead loud. That was pretty bad tbh.

Now share yours.

[phil19]

it was kind of embaressing that all my teachers knew i was in love with some chick who didnt want me

[Chancetobe]

Tripped at my 6th grade graduation.

[Manicapathy]

Gay rumors. Got the kid back who started it, though. Pays off to have friends who work in pharmaceuticals and who know how to keep secrets..... remember in the video for "I'm not ok, i promise", when all those pills fell out of the guy's locker.....it was like that.

[bailmeout13]

Other than spelling embarrassing incorrectly...

I was on crutches freshman year, and had them stolen from me while I was at my locker. My locker was on the second floor of our school and wound up stuck there.

[The_Blackout94]

Other than spelling embarrassing incorrectly...

I was on crutches freshman year, and had them stolen from me while I was at my locker. My locker was on the second floor of our school and wound up stuck there.

Lol whoops didn't see that mistake.

Oh well thanks.

[SLoT]

I got shit on by birds during lunch. Wasn't embarrassed, but everyone laughed at me anyway. I didn't really have any shame, but I would say either getting shit on by birds or performing a very "gay" song with some friends for a "talent show" was equally as ridiculous.

[cauterize_this]

I had a teacher named Mr. Weatherston.. But all the girls called him Weatherstud behind his back. I called him it to his face one time. lol

And for 6 weeks of my freshman year I had a giant black sling because I had shoulder surgery. It contrasted nicely against our white uniforms. Pretty much everyday of those six weeks was embarrassing..

[makeshiftmind]

About two weeks into grade nine in a new school, I was really drowsy because I took way too much cold medicine and was feeling really out of it. In my search of more kleenex I accidentally walked into the girls washroom in front of a large group of people from my grade...I noticed because there were tampon machines on the walls, and no stalls

[omgrawr]

not rly embarrassing as much as just it sucked. missed a pretty big exam because i decided to take a nap and my alarm didnt wake me up. i was so pissed at myself wheni woke up

[abandonship]

I was giving some presentation in class and I coughed up like a huge woogie and I tried to talk for a few seconds but it was only gurgling until I swallowed it--some fellow students went "ewwww". Also one time a group a girls said a girl wanted to "go out with me", which made me happy because a girl had never liked me before and she was pretty cute. Later she came up to me and dispelled the rumor. Another time I was in some circle of kids and I felt alone and alienated by a friend so I started cyring and running away then I tripped.

[-whisp-]

This girl asked me who my crush was and then tapped on his shoulder and forced me to ask him out on the spot during class, only to get shot down. I didn't even want to be with him.. and it ruined a potential friendship for the rest of highschool. What a cow.

[BryterJonah]

During history class I fell flat asleep. The teacher dropped a book on my desk and I, and this comes from my friend's description, sprang straight up and shouted, READY! The teacher was asked me if I was ok and I guess I just dozed off again. I also had a nightmare in my spanish class and I woke up screaming.
Everyone stared. This was all middle school when I lost a lot sleep over "depression".

So glad I stopped being a worthless slacker.

[introduction]

while, walking to class, i was talking to my friends, and said "GOD double agriculture is THE WORST period ever!" then i realised my teacher was barely 20cm behind me. FML

[Jaimehere]

seriously? i shit my pants in 3rd grade during a class FUCK was that embarrassing lol

[ArTkY_]

I peed myself laughing in the 3rd grade. I covered it up by spilling pepsi all over myself.

[Avs1dacup]

The worst one I can think of was from my senior year of college. I was sitting in the front of a class with a few friends on the day of a test. It was so quiet in the room that you could even hear the clock ticking. I had to fart so I figured I'd let a silent one go. It ended up not being so silent. To make things worse, I started giggling and had to put my head on the desk and take a few deep breaths to stop.

[myplanforescape]

In AP US History I fell asleep with my headphones on and music still playing, I had no idea any of this was going on by many people later told me about it. The teacher asked me a question, and when she realized I was sleeping she started yelling trying to wake me up, but she couldn't see the headphones. Apparently that went on for a minute or two before she moved on, she also took a grade for being awake in class.

[simensays]

this happened sophomore year in college. I was really tired before class, so when i got there i decided to sit in the back and put my head down and take a nap. I did it before, so i did it again. I slept, and unlike last time the turd next to me didn't wake me up when the class was over and just let me sleep. The embarrassing part was that the next class came in and didn't wake me up either. I woke up by myself confused to see new faces. I was so embarrassed and wanted to play it off. I sat their for a few minutes, then just got up and left. Both classes only had like 20 students.

[BrennanHickson]

About two weeks into grade nine in a new school, I was really drowsy because I took way too much cold medicine and was feeling really out of it. In my search of more kleenex I accidentally walked into the girls washroom in front of a large group of people from my grade...I noticed because there were tampon machines on the walls, and no stalls
:-|

Urinals, perhaps?

[ElChamuko]

This had happend like Freshmen year in High school, I was in spanish class and usually I would sleep for basically the entire class because the work was easy. I speak spanish so it was a breeze I finished in 15 minutes (The length of the packet, we had a substitute) and fell asleep. About 50 minutes later (We have extended classes being about an hour and 25 minutes) I wake up with the sub tapping me to get my paper, my whole right side feels damp and I get up and basically my entire paper and half of my desk is covered in a puddle of drool. I didn't have to do it again it was just nasty.

Which reminds me of this other time, we had a sub named "Ms.Seamen" which is the only thing I can mentiom. It just didn't end well.

[thespearkid]

Peed my pants in the 7th grade.

[ElChamuko]

Peed my pants in the 7th grade.

That's awful.

[thespearkid]

That's awful.
Yeah. Pretty much the worst experience of my life.

[ElChamuko]

Yeah. Pretty much the worst experience of my life.

I bet, I mean 1st grade or 3rd maybe even 4th people could forget but seventh people still remeber...
Damn....

[Tautou107]

In 4th grade, I woke up and felt really sick. My mom asked me if I wanted to stay home from school, but I said no because we were doing this cool experiment or something that day and I'd been looking forward to it for a while I guess. So I went and then right before the experiment, I threw up all over mine and my crush's (who sat right next to me) desks.

[Kozzy333]

From Kindergarten to Grade 5, at least once a year I always accidentally called the teacher mom or dad. One of the most awkward feelings in the world. Grade five I played it off more like a joke.

[onelastdisaster]

In first grade I was scared of the fan sound in the bathroom, so I would hold it all day. One day I couldn't hold it and totally pissed myself in the lunch line. I was mortified, I don't even remember any of the kids' reactions, but I remember crying and feeling terrible.

In 8th grade I fell down a ramp 3 times in a row because it was wet with snow and slush. It was pretty comical, but still awful because everything is awful in 8th grade.

At my high school graduation I had to light a candle as class president. Definitely could not get that shit lit, so I stood there like a total ass fucking with this candle. It was kind of funny and my class got a kick out of it, but I wish it wouldn't have happened.

[makeshiftmind]

:-|

Urinals, perhaps?
Perhaps those as well

[autumnbreathing]

My school was rough on the kids who wet their pants. The two kids who did in kindergarten were the ones that got held back. I made sure I never did though; I pretty much lived in the bathroom throughout my elementary school years. I got up and went at the slightest urge, pretty sure the teachers all thought I was weird. 5 of the 6 commented on it. Hey, better to be safe than sorry.

[shimmyshakes]

In first grade I was scared of the fan sound in the bathroom, so I would hold it all day. One day I couldn't hold it and totally pissed myself in the lunch line. I was mortified, I don't even remember any of the kids' reactions, but I remember crying and feeling terrible.


I peed my pants in 1st grade as well.. but it wasn't my fault. My teacher was a bitch and would yell at us if we didn't raise our hands to ask a question. And I vividly remember her saying NEVER get up from your seat, and being 6 years old, I obeyed those rules. So I was waving my hand around to ask to go to the bathroom and she never looked my way to see my hand. I couldn't hold it, so I just let it go. I'll never forget when half the class came in and everyone was like "ew, what is that?!?"

[TheFaceOfZach]

Well, this happened recently.

My presentation was about Overpopulation and Preventing It.

One of my solutions was safe sex and using "condoms", I was so embarrassed I said it 8-9 times and I said it was an issue that can be fixed "orally". As in fixed in a way through just spreading the word around. People thought I meant oral sex. Everyone laughed so hard. But they didn't hold it against me.

[TotalCollapse]

From Kindergarten to Grade 5, at least once a year I always accidentally called the teacher mom or dad. One of the most awkward feelings in the world. Grade five I played it off more like a joke.
Haha I did that once in second grade.

[pleasedontask]

The worst one I can think of was from my senior year of college. I was sitting in the front of a class with a few friends on the day of a test. It was so quiet in the room that you could even hear the clock ticking. I had to fart so I figured I'd let a silent one go. It ended up not being so silent. To make things worse, I started giggling and had to put my head on the desk and take a few deep breaths to stop.

I did this, and then smiled, and made eye contact with this guy next to me and started laiughing, and broke out laughing every few seconds.

[shimmyshakes]

I used to keep a pill bottle full of various medicines in my purse (things like allergy pills, tylenol, midol) and it fell out of my purse and rolled across the floor in 9th grade. I don't think I was so scared in my life. Somehow the teacher didn't hear or see it. I probably would have gotten kicked out of school if i got caught. you're not supposed to have anything like that on you, let alone a whole bottle of mixed pills.
Now I just carry a few midol and put them in my locker!

[Overpass]

Made out with a guy infront of my school... and got suspended for it.

Everyone made a huge deal out of it and the whole high school ended up finding out, probably still on youtube somewhere. That week or so was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.

[trost]

somewhere between the parking lot and the school I stepped in dog crap and couldn't get it off for the life of me... i washed it in the bathroom sink. feel sorry for the person who had to clean that sink.

[Poe-tryGirl]

Gay rumors. Got the kid back who started it, though. Pays off to have friends who work in pharmaceuticals and who know how to keep secrets..... remember in the video for "I'm not ok, i promise", when all those pills fell out of the guy's locker.....it was like that.
You gotta love Frank Iero.

[Manicapathy]

You gotta love Frank Iero.
and his crazy ass hair

[Poe-tryGirl]

and his crazy ass hair
Yep!

[holidrawl]

We had an awards ceremony in 7th grade, my friend said something and I flipped her off and mouthed "Go to Hell"..... didn't realize I was on stage in front of every school member. :whistle:

[Broclee]

In 5th grade, we had some presentation about Asian music in the gym, and it was really hot, added to the fact that I already was getting sick, but I made it through the presentation, only to puke all over the sidewalk directly in front of the building where my classroom was. What happened next really makes the story, though: In my grade, there was a kid who was 75% blind, and also very annoying, and before they could clean up my ginormous puddle of vomit, he slips, falls, and wallows in fear in that puddle, totally unaware of what was going on. I was both a hero and a pariah.

[behappy123]

In 5th grade, we had some presentation about Asian music in the gym, and it was really hot, added to the fact that I already was getting sick, but I made it through the presentation, only to puke all over the sidewalk directly in front of the building where my classroom was. What happened next really makes the story, though: In my grade, there was a kid who was 75% blind, and also very annoying, and before they could clean up my ginormous puddle of vomit, he slips, falls, and wallows in fear in that puddle, totally unaware of what was going on. I was both a hero and a pariah.

Oh man :-|

[Broclee]

Oh man :-|
Yeah. I think I might've been mentally scarred a little bit.

[DCfreak]

My mother is the head of the science department at my highschool and I was caught giving answers to a friend on a pretty big assignment in one of my Bio classes.... Having a conversation with my teacher, my mother, and my friend right outside the classroom door was not fun.

[ReadyForAction]

In 6th grade we used to have these backless benches, and one of my friends pushed be right before class started and fell back, by some freak accident of weight and balance (and an incredibly large backpack) I fell back but was perfectly balanced on the bench. My legs were kicking and my arms were flailing but I couldnt move at all. A security guard found me after an hour of flailing there

[M.C COB]

Back in 10th grade I pooped my pants. Luckily only one person knew I had and it was a friend. Other people deff smelled it though.

[xfantabulousx]

On Halloween last year, I wore a dress as part of my costume and when I put my backpack on, it made my dress ride up in the back. I didn't realize it until lunch, so for the first half of the day, anyone walking behind me could see my ass.

[behappy123]

In 6th grade we used to have these backless benches, and one of my friends pushed be right before class started and fell back, by some freak accident of weight and balance (and an incredibly large backpack) I fell back but was perfectly balanced on the bench. My legs were kicking and my arms were flailing but I couldnt move at all. A security guard found me after an hour of flailing there

Why do American schools always have security guards?

[perceptrons]

I was told to leave the class to go get my book that I had left in my locker, trouble was, I had a woody for some reason. To hide this, I did a quick job of tucking then proceeded to run out of the room hiking my knees high.

[perceptrons]

Why do American schools always have security guards?
They don't, just some, usually in bigger cities/towns.

[ReadyForAction]

Why do American schools always have security guards?
Well both my middle and high school were pretty large

[TotalCollapse]

Why do American schools always have security guards?
My school has a security guard. I'm pretty sure the only reason he is there is so that they can catch kids who try and leave school in the middle of the day, but the guard is really nice and he usually lets people leave if they're getting food as long as they bring him something back. haha. That's the only thing that he does since there aren't fights at my school. Oh and when school gets out, he has to direct traffic.

[xfantabulousx]

My school has a security guard. I'm pretty sure the only reason he is there is so that they can catch kids who try and leave school in the middle of the day, but the guard is really nice and he usually lets people leave if they're getting food as long as they bring him something back. haha. That's the only thing that he does since there aren't fights at my school. Oh and when school gets out, he has to direct traffic.


This pretty much describes every security guard at my school. If they knew you, you could get away with anything.

My school had like four or five security guards. We also had an armed county police officer in my school at all times. I wouldn't say my school was filled with bad kids (though I'm pretty sure at least a couple of them were in gangs), but there were a fair number of fights that went on. Once someone even punched our principal and took his Blackberry, though I sort of blame him. He was trying to break up a girl fight, and the girl fights at my school were particularly vicious. He should have just let security handle it.

[TotalCollapse]

This pretty much describes every security guard at my school. If they knew you, you could get away with anything.

My school had like four or five security guards. We also had an armed county police officer in my school at all times. I wouldn't say my school was filled with bad kids (though I'm pretty sure at least a couple of them were in gangs), but there were a fair number of fights that went on. Once someone even punched our principal and took his Blackberry, though I sort of blame him. He was trying to break up a girl fight, and the girl fights at my school were particularly vicious. He should have just let security handle it.
Yeah, and since there's only one security guard at my school, you could just use a different exit if you really needed to get out.

Oh man that sounds awful.

[Richard Maxim]

Security guards at my high school always played favorites, I remember seeing them getting high with some of the guys in my class and different topic but my P.E. Teacher was arrested for having sexual relations with like a 17 or 18 year old girl. Don't know the whole story.

[behappy123]

Well both my middle and high school were pretty large

Okay. Yeah it's just really interesting that a lot of your schools have security guards and daycare at the schools, whereas here that's not the norm at all.

[Broclee]

Okay. Yeah it's just really interesting that a lot of your schools have security guards and daycare at the schools, whereas here that's not the norm at all.
I don't know of any schools near where I grew up that have those things. Rural North Carolina ft...w?