Funniest/Worst Story Ive heard in a while

[AlexEnglish]

A friend of mine did one of the funniest and meanest things ive ever heard of doing to his girlfriend.
A few weeks ago, she got drunk and cheated on him with two guys in one night. So, after a little time of "getting over it", he invited her over to his house to hang out. She kept asking if he was mad about the whole cheating thing, and he said no, it was okay, he forgave her completely. So she came over, and immediately after she got there he fucked her for about an hour. Afterward, as she went to hold him in his bed, he called her "a cheating whore" and to get the fuck out of his house and they were over. I felt bad for her, but I gotta say she kind of had it coming, and it was a fucking funny story.

[nikaidoh]

A friend of mine did one of the funniest and meanest things ive ever heard of doing to his girlfriend.
A few weeks ago, she got drunk and cheated on him with two guys in one night. So, after a little time of "getting over it", he invited her over to his house to hang out. She kept asking if he was mad about the whole cheating thing, and he said no, it was okay, he forgave her completely. So she came over, and immediately after she got there he fucked her for about an hour. Afterward, as she went to hold him in his bed, he called her "a cheating whore" and to get the fuck out of his house and they were over. I felt bad for her, but I gotta say she kind of had it coming, and it was a fucking funny story.

At least he has his priorities straight.

[Reaver]

that's how it's done. lol.

[mattmatumbo]

haha, wow i'm proud of him!

[amour faux]

:-d

[Kassie09]

Hahahahahahhaa, that's awesome. Hopefully he wrapped it, who knows what kind of stds he could have gotten.

[redsand62]

he's my new hero.

[denissuxx]

cool story bro.

[TeamAllison]

Ahhh, to be young and in love...

[Broclee]

:thumbup:

[thehereaway]

awesome

[EchoPark]

trust no bitch

[LaDiabla]

would read again.

[speakhandsforme]

that's it? he should have done something much worse.

[tommy's ghost]

that's it? he should have done something much worse.

Hiding a harem of women in his closet that would testify to having slept with him prior to her coming over and having them pop out after she slept with him would've had a much greater effect.

[killerswells]

that's it? he should have done something much worse.

i thought the same. good for him nonetheless.

[Charles777]

Shake his hand for me!

[muttley]

I had to read that a second time. I bet she didn't see that coming.

[WhitestKidUKnow]

I bet anal was involved.

[fightinirish217]

I thought it was gonna end with the guy having two other girls over when his gf got there and then he would get with them in front of her. That would be funny/so mean. This story was good too though.

[SincerelyMe]

I'm sure he could have thought of something worse.

[anamericangod]

Ahhh, to be young and in love...

You're just jealous 'cause we'reeeeeeeeeeee

I'm sure he could have thought of something worse.

Yeah I guess you are right he could have just straight up Laci Peterson'd her.

[SincerelyMe]

Yeah I guess you are right he could have just straight up Laci Peterson'd her.

Well if someone cheated on me with two people in one night, I wouldn't fuck them for an hour and then dump them and call it "payback". I'd get a little more creative.

[Codi23]

I don't blame him one bit.

Sounds like the ho deserved much worse, but at least he got something before he threw her out :shrug: haha

[Greek]

He should've thrown the clothes out on the street and sent her out naked.

[sweetforever]

:yawn: Expected something more

[jesse_hitz]

That's pretty pimp

[punk89]

Hahaha props to this guy.

[on a frequency]

A friend of mine did one of the funniest and meanest things ive ever heard of doing to his girlfriend.
A few weeks ago, she got drunk and cheated on him with two guys in one night. So, after a little time of "getting over it", he invited her over to his house to hang out. She kept asking if he was mad about the whole cheating thing, and he said no, it was okay, he forgave her completely. So she came over, and immediately after she got there he fucked her for about an hour. Afterward, as she went to hold him in his bed, he called her "a cheating whore" and to get the fuck out of his house and they were over. I felt bad for her, but I gotta say she kind of had it coming, and it was a fucking funny story.
funny? yes. but mean? that's not mean. she deserved it.

[DarkBlue13]

aint nothin but boats and hoes

[Indoor Living]

aint nothin but boats and hoes
Prestige Worldwide, muh fucka.

Chick deserved more than that. Still funny, regardless, though.

[saveferris]

Hiding a harem of women in his closet that would testify to having slept with him prior to her coming over and having them pop out after she slept with him would've had a much greater effect.
I like your style

[xinthisdimlight]

dont trust a ho

[deFobbed14yrs]

^ew 3oh!3 lyric lol

[phil19]

what a champion. i hope he stuck it in her pooper for good luck

[7dollarsox.com]

uhm... this is not a good story.... so she cheated on him, and then got back at her by getting her off, meanwhile hes stuck with sloppy seconds(edit - double dicked pussy)?

um.... not bad ass.. this is like the opposite of good

[seraph1214]

uhm... this is not a good story.... so she cheated on him, and then got back at her by getting her off, meanwhile hes stuck with sloppy seconds(edit - double dicked pussy)?

um.... not bad ass.. this is like the opposite of good

So true.

[miapiv89]

aw to be young, and feel love's keen sting.

however i do think this could have been worse, i was disappointed a little by the story.

[llwilliamsll]

uhm... this is not a good story.... so she cheated on him, and then got back at her by getting her off, meanwhile hes stuck with sloppy seconds(edit - double dicked pussy)?

um.... not bad ass.. this is like the opposite of good
Minus the sloppy seconds really

[7dollarsox.com]

Minus the sloppy seconds really

youre kind of right. but still ewwwwww

[AndrewIcex]

I think your friend had the right idea, good choice.

dont trust a ho
Please, no.. never again.

[Trioxide]

he really should have fucked her, making it as quick and unpleasurable for her as possible, maybe even blown his load all over her and told her to get out of his house without showering because she is a dirty cheating whore who deserves no better treatment.

but that story made me laugh nonetheless. Haha.

[stayweird]

I spammed the hell out of a cheating girlfriend's nudes online before. She also cheated on me with two dudes at a party, and she contracted an STD, so I heard. She tried to seek forgiveness in blaming it on the alcohol. Blah blah cheating bitches.

[Animalhill]

I would have responded in a similar fashion, with the addition of beating the fuck out of those two guys, taking poloroids of them AFTER I messed them up, and then provided them to her after a good 2 hours of,"hate sex".

[Animalhill]

[quote=Animalhill;50328252]I would have responded in a similar fashion, with the addition of beating the fuck out of those two guys, taking poloroids of them AFTER I messed them up, and then provided them to her after a good 2 hours of "hate-fucking" the hell out of her.

[Rey1789]

the only thing that could make that funnier is if he got an STD from her cause of the other guy

[And Hours Pass]

Hiding a harem of women in his closet that would testify to having slept with him prior to her coming over and having them pop out after she slept with him would've had a much greater effect.

It's relieving to see that somebody else is on my wavelength.

This did not impress me very much. A friend of mine broke up with a girl he found out had cheated on him by telling her he was taking her to a nice dinner and to get dressed up and don't worry about money because he was taking care of it. He then took her to subway, ordered a foot long, gave her less than half, ate his, and told her that like a foot long, their relationship couldn't "last forever." With that he left her at the subway and drove off. Now that's having an effect.

[Codi23]

It's relieving to see that somebody else is on my wavelength.

This did not impress me very much. A friend of mine broke up with a girl he found out had cheated on him by telling her he was taking her to a nice dinner and to get dressed up and don't worry about money because he was taking care of it. He then took her to subway, ordered a foot long, gave her less than half, ate his, and told her that like a foot long, their relationship couldn't "last forever." With that he left her at the subway and drove off. Now that's haing an effect.

Nice. That made me laugh.

[tommy's ghost]

It's relieving to see that somebody else is on my wavelength.

This did not impress me very much. A friend of mine broke up with a girl he found out had cheated on him by telling her he was taking her to a nice dinner and to get dressed up and don't worry about money because he was taking care of it. He then took her to subway, ordered a foot long, gave her less than half, ate his, and told her that like a foot long, their relationship couldn't "last forever." With that he left her at the subway and drove off. Now that's having an effect.

Wow.

[f00te]

hahahah exactly how i would do it

[Reaver]

hahahah exactly how i would do it

i'm sure that's how everyone wants to do it. it's just that not everyone has the balls to actually pull it through.

[DejaNew]

Way to go.

[Trioxide]

It's relieving to see that somebody else is on my wavelength.

This did not impress me very much. A friend of mine broke up with a girl he found out had cheated on him by telling her he was taking her to a nice dinner and to get dressed up and don't worry about money because he was taking care of it. He then took her to subway, ordered a foot long, gave her less than half, ate his, and told her that like a foot long, their relationship couldn't "last forever." With that he left her at the subway and drove off. Now that's having an effect.

Your friend is my hero!

I once broke up with an ex, kicked him out of my house with nowhere to go, took the car keys so he had to walk for 5hrs to our house to get his stuff (he was broke as it was the day before payday) and then fucked my 'work spouse' who the ex was always threatened by and jealous of.

[Srsly]

Your friend is my hero!

I once broke up with an ex, kicked him out of my house with nowhere to go, took the car keys so he had to walk for 5hrs to our house to get his stuff (he was broke as it was the day before payday) and then fucked my 'work spouse' who the ex was always threatened by and jealous of.
What did he do to deserve it?

[Richard Maxim]

If he would've analed her and made her swallow THAN as she has a mouthful, kick her out and break up with her right there and then. That would've probably been brotastic.

[Trioxide]

What did he do to deserve it?

- Cheated on my a number of times for which i forgave him
- always accused me of cheating which i wasnt
- fell in love with one of my friends and denied it until someone told me he described her as his "unrequited love"
- on many nights of the week chose to ignore me for the computer, which he used to surf comic book related websites for hours.

but the final straw was when i was out of town for a week and i messaged him saying "i miss you baby, miss me too? i'm having such a bad time away, everything is going wrong" he replied with "thanks, see you when you get home." and didnt bother to message me at all that whole week, then i came home found out he spent heaps of nights partying with this chick he liked (but told me he was over her by then), and when i confronted him whether he still had feelings for her he wouldnt give me a straight answer so i told him to get out of my life and my house and the rest is history.

And recently he lost his dream job, his girlfriend broke up with him and kicked him out also, and he had to move back overseas to live with his family, and he calls me every couple of weeks leaving me sad voicemail messages about how sorry he is and how noone else but me ever cared about him.

[Srsly]

- Cheated on my a number of times for which i forgave him
- always accused me of cheating which i wasnt
- fell in love with one of my friends and denied it until someone told me he described her as his "unrequited love"
- on many nights of the week chose to ignore me for the computer, which he used to surf comic book related websites for hours.

but the final straw was when i was out of town for a week and i messaged him saying "i miss you baby, miss me too? i'm having such a bad time away, everything is going wrong" he replied with "thanks, see you when you get home." and didnt bother to message me at all that whole week, then i came home found out he spent heaps of nights partying with this chick he liked (but told me he was over her by then), and when i confronted him whether he still had feelings for her he wouldnt give me a straight answer so i told him to get out of my life and my house and the rest is history.

And recently he lost his dream job, his girlfriend broke up with him and kicked him out also, and he had to move back overseas to live with his family, and he calls me every couple of weeks leaving me sad voicemail messages about how sorry he is and how noone else but me ever cared about him.
Lol what a loser.

[Trioxide]

Lol what a loser.

yeah i laughed so hard at his last voicemail, played it to my best friend and we just sat there laughing. There are some real waste of time guys out there.

[Reaver]

:hitself:

speechless..

[And Hours Pass]

i'm sure that's how everyone wants to do it. it's just that not everyone has the balls to actually pull it through.

I don't think I would. But I was pretty impressed nonetheless. This girl was also a witch so it was nice to hear how the ending went.

Your friend is my hero!

I once broke up with an ex, kicked him out of my house with nowhere to go, took the car keys so he had to walk for 5hrs to our house to get his stuff (he was broke as it was the day before payday) and then fucked my 'work spouse' who the ex was always threatened by and jealous of.

Now that's some cold stuff. Beautifully done.

[ArmedROBery]

aint shit but hoes and tricks

Fixed.

Props to your friend.

[zachff]

Nothing wrong with this at all.

[limepomegranate]

Wowwwww

[limepomegranate]

Oh and isn't it *bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks?

[anthonydarko]

That guy gets my approval.

[behappy123]

:upside: